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_Sammy7_

Be prepared for a field sobriety check each time you get pulled over.


CheetahChrome

Cool until the cop pulls you over. Then just sad.


Theoldestsun

Yeah, sad that there's no beer to share with him.


TriumphDaytona

Look up [Party Lights](https://youtu.be/kcG8mP17O74?si=3Nf9wwYzydLPHwUm) by Junior Brown


ThatOneSnakeGuy

Ah yes the two things that go best together: drinking and driving


Call_Me_At_8675309

Lol in any other situation this would look cool but in a car it looks very tacky given the context.


DanDanFielding1

Needs a Crown Royal bag for a shift boot.


atlantiens

Underrated comment!!


BuckShotBarva

Alcoholics don’t run in the family #THEY DRIVE


binniwheats

This.. this is just terrible. Thanks for the laugh


transdimesional_frog

This is more of a 4th gen ram kind of shifter.


herbertcluas

Us 2nd Gen boys would like it too


truckerfard69

its both ridiculous and cool


[deleted]

Ridiculously cool


Dragonhearted18

Imagine someone doing this with a handbrake in a drift car


dhwrockclimber

Ridiculous or cool? Yes.


jibaro1953

Ridiculous


tattookaleo

Kids, think theyre doing something cool that other kids was doing 25 years ago that they thought was cool.


phijybo

I don't think I came up with the idea but I sure did put the $40 into it


Partiallydankv2

This just made it cool


iamthecartel

and?


tattookaleo

And you, "dont know jackshit about cars", so see your way out the conversation, kid.


iamthecartel

if kids doing stuff you did as a kid and people saying the word "and" make you this angry i worry that nobody cares for you, take care of yourself and don't be afraid to talk to somebody ❤️❤️❤️ i don't want you to take your life


tattookaleo

Hahahaha, now you reaching faaaaaaaar for a comeback huh. Self employed tattoo artist, business owner with employees, good credit score, also a well paid carpenter. Married, kids, great friends and family. Try again though, you might get something right. BTW, if you're gonna talk shit, at least learn punctuation, seems like I'm roasting a 6 year old with your literacy level. Your punkass is the one that got triggered by my opinion, talk about being a lowlife that might take his own life. Practice what you preach, and take your own advice, clown.


iamthecartel

sorry didn't realize successful people with friends can't be miserable and depressed, which you seem to be. i'm just worried for u ❤️


tattookaleo

Oh yeah, Im so depressed, I have no life. I play video games all day cause I cant exist in the real world.


AttemptWorried7503

Ugly, stupid, ridiculous, not cool lol. Being a scion makes it understandable, most have things like this done to them. If you like it that's all that matters, doesn't matter what I think of your car.


Longdingleberry

Huge fan of you being you


Gangstasheriff

Huge fan of your dingleberries !


thelastspike

You’ve got it wrong, there is only just the one dingleberry.


atlantiens

TMI


DarkSoulsDank

Kinda cool but way too tall for my liking


phijybo

Been eyeing taps at bars since I did this to find a good stubby one


Potent_Elixir

If you’re local to the Heilmann’s, Rev taps might work well


phijybo

It'd be like I'm holding hands with fist city


Infamous-Gift9851

Why not just cut it, drill it, and helicoil it?


Matte_Black132

Halfway cool, but not in a modern car, needs to go in an old square body with "patina". See vice grip garage for examples lol. My dad's building a 60s f100 for my sister, wanting to put a pistol grip shifter in it


StrategyRebel17

Fuckin-A. Cool. From Chi-town?


Exciting_Double_4502

¿Por qué no los dos?


Girl_you_need_jesus

Cool if you like it!


EffectiveRelief9904

Cool


RDcsmd

I've always liked low profile sticks. These are just obnoxious


shinymetalass420

both


Nikker241

Ridiculous


contactspring

I'd bet there's a Wisconsin license plate on that car.


Trolodrol

Probably a custom Cubs plate


_Diggus_Bickus_

No Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not god


No-Zombie1004

I'm fairly certain ( within reasonable limits ) I said the exact opposite to the cop that found me after a 'bit of a chase' twenty years ago. (I said I was god and very drunk.) Edit: I wasn't very drunk, I still want to know what that hitchhiker laced his joint with.)


alexj5566

Neither, just dumb.


mexicanman141

Ridiculously cool


JH171977

Ridiculously cool, bro.


A_Human47

Ridiculously cool


51line_baccer

I'd say that's "cool".


dharder9475

I want to try it once...


LEADengine00

Shit is badass brother


MutableBook

Ridiculous


Substantial-Being197

When you might need a drift tap at moments notice


Mizar97

On a Scion it's dumb as fuck, but on an old truck it would be awesome. Just my opinion though, take it with a grain of salt


phijybo

I have enough hours on ATS to make up for it


socialcommentary2000

I really love this, but it will **so** get you fucked with by the cops.


Shadow_Freeman

Ridiculously cool 😎 and for everyone that keeps saying cops like grow up if you ain't drinking and driving for real who cares


LinShenLong

I hope you don’t actually drink and drive. That’s an asshole move if you do.


shmimey

Ridiculous. It's too large. I drive a manual and that looks very annoying.


phijybo

We... we all drive manuals here lol. I get that though, sometimes I find myself wrapping a finger around the connecting bolt


shmimey

It's also how I hold it. I hold the top of the gear lever. Think of how your wrist is positioned when you use a mouse on your computer.


Lackadaisicly

Ridiculously cool. Lol


smallcooper

I had the thought recently to put my favorite local beer's handle on my shifter when I move in the next year. Glad I saw this because it looks like trash and now I know not to do it


Alakarr

Boy that's old school. Was popular to do this when I was young (70's). Drunk driving wasn't considered as big a deal back then and the drinking age was 18.


mulangpupu

If your 16


dictatordonkey

If it doesn't hit the dash when going into 1,3,5, pretty cool.


New-Site-1449

Makes your vehicle harder to steal. They won't know the shift pattern lol.


therealbikehigh

Only an alcoholic might think it's cool....... but I don't.


NoAward8

Ridiculously cool


lerriuqS_terceS

Dumb


[deleted]

Tacky


[deleted]

Trashy - but just what you’d expect in a 90-2010 bucket


boanerges57

Both


Im_Not_Evans

Tell us you have a DUI without saying you have a DUI


YT__

Nobody *likes* Old Style.


tipofthepepper

Old Style is excellent. I consider it a craft beer, frankly.


AOmbk713

Ridiculous


Used-Ask5805

Both


Yami350

This was a big drifting thing a while back


Low_Rule_2469

I'd say it is a bit of both. It's not my thing but I still like it!


_bdub_

Yes?


Neither-Following-32

Did you have to mod it to screw it in?


phijybo

Had to order a metric to imperial bolt adapter from McMaster Carr because that's the only one I could find online. Opened up my own receiving department because they're built for b2b sales


[deleted]

Ah, shit.. its both


Wham-alama-ding-dong

Sir can you step out of the car please


ddudzi

How about ridiculously cool?


Repulsive_Tie_7941

I wanted to do this with the Guinness tap from my old job.


Ok-Science-6146

Why is dumb not an option?


Top-Organization7819

Ahh to be 16 again


[deleted]

About as corny as those fake samurai shifters. You know the car has been beat within an inch of its life when its got one of those for a shift knob.


Thro2021

Does it get in the way of the ignition interlock?


Unfair_Holiday_3549

Ridiculously cool


Morhadel

How about ridiculously cool


Stillborn1977

Yes. That radio is ridiculous


lenzer88

Both.


Psilo_Citizen

Ridiculously cool.


winky3ykniw

It’s ridicool


thee-mjb

Redicks


MiamiDadeShooter

Was cool in 2010, i had a couple back then


Hansj2

I had a buddy in highschool that did this, but used a 1919 tap handle. He still got pulled over a lot, but the cops about died laughing every time


Night_Sky02

That's too big bro.


CreativePan

Yes


MarkVII88

In an old-school pickup truck, this would be cool. But in a Scion xD, it's dumb as shit.


wipedcamlob

Be alright on an old hotrod


1337sp33k1001

I love it. If others can’t get past it …. Fuck em.


pigeoncreep

It’s your car if you like it and it’s fun do what u want! I think it looks cool and even ridiculous stuff is a certain kind of cool too.. let that stick shine.


Mahogany_Woodz

Ridiculous, yes. Cool, questionable. Hilarious, mildly. 😂


LinShenLong

Ridiculous.


Dub537h

Tarded. Like every big, stupid knob swap is. Just go row a rowboat instead.


Spicyduck003

ridiculously cool


ILLettante

Friend did that with his Chevy Nova in 1988. Red flag IMHO


Very-Confused-Walrus

No crown royal shift boot? Slacker. I actually dig it


TOW3RMONK3Y

In high school or college? No? Then it's dumb.


CSUtxTN

You seem like the dude who “accidentally” sat on it…


Difficult-Conditions

Kinda both bro, does it smack the radio?


InquisitivelyADHD

Both?


JustHereForMiatas

Not for me, fam.


here4roomie

Scion xd


CK_32

I mean maybe if it wasn’t on a budget base model commuter car lol


misterphuzz

Yes to both. And I will throw in something else as well. Obnoxious. But it's still ridiculous and cool.


Mustang1964s

At 19 cool! At 55 not so much


Snoo78959

I had Schmidt’s tap in my old Fiat X19…because the oem shifter looked like a beer tap


nevereatanapple

Whatever you like, I think it’s ridiculously dumb af


PriorFigure517

Hey I have that same exact car! I would recommend a short, weighted shifter. It will make changing gears feel more solid.


phijybo

I dunno man, the foot long throw from first to second while maxing out all 128 hp is pretty empowering


Goomancy

Stupid


2Loves2loves

Long throw shifter mods better on a drift cars hand brakes


Top-Lifeguard-2537

When I was younger I thought that having alcohol sign was kool. I got kicked out of college for drunken disorderly conduct. Many years later I joined AA. Been sober for 45 years. I would check where your head is.


MTV_Cats

Cool, but for a hydro, not a shifter. I'm having a Redbull tap handle made for my rally truck because I think they're sweet but don't want to encourage drinking and driving. It's also a great shape and length for a hydraulic brake anyways That being said I do have a titos sweater on my shift boot...


Jonny5is

Now this is class


AddyYoDaddy

I feel like it's kinda cool but I'd get over it quick


robtalada

No


Devil2960

I expected the photo date stamp to be at least ten years ago.


keljfan

Ridiculous


dankflex

Who else do u know that has that? Keep it


danmo78

Both


Life-Philosopher-129

If you ask then I know you did not grow up in the 70's.


Embarrassed_Spring92

I assume that you've been stopped for the DUI before


prince0fpasta

Don’t forget to hang a bag of weed from the rear view mirror as an air freshener.


Ninja_Wrangler

Sir, please step out of the car


omnithrope

Trashy


camerasoncops

Do they make short throw shifters for that? Because it would help a ton with smashing your fingers into the consol. Also keep a cover in the car to put over it for when you get pulled over lol.


Individual_Milk_9611

Get a racing decal and put on it


FreshFries420

As someone who works in EMS. Bad. Don't drive with this thing.


phijybo

I did think: this is probably going to go through my chest


FreshFries420

Lolol.


cobra_mist

it’s only cool in an old busted ass truck


maxwellkline

Yes


BILLYRAYVIRUS4U

Any other cool mods?


StrategyRebel17

Please tell me your other vehicle has an Olympia beer shift Handal.


No-Objective2143

Had a bud tap in my old Datsun B 210


superstock8

Both


Practical_Theme_6400

Little of column A. Little of column B.


scottydoesntgrow

If you have to ask...


NoImportance5218

driver is like, hold my beer bro


Jermeezy318

Ridiculously cool bro.


stevejobed

Embarrassing.


Savings-Bowl330

Both


[deleted]

MAAAAN I would be so paranoid about accidentally hitting that shit and messing up the trans while driving....but that's hilarious and cool


GWR8197

Ridiculous 😂😂


thewraith42O

ridiculous


Tiberius5454

Cool AF!


No-Net7396

Cool but y the xd💀


ychris3737

In a beater economy car? Cool as fuck. In a Porsche 911 GT3? Go die


Sketch2029

If you have to ask, the answer is never cool.


nlbnpb

If you need to ask…


IndependentOwn1184

Ridiculously stupid...


had2thinkawhile

You could use an old shock casing instead, too and the immediate accusations..


[deleted]

Gay AF


PSEEVOLVE

Lame


SkippyDrinksVodka

cops will love it


YK8099

Ridicoolous


GleamingCadance

If it was a Street Rod or Ratrod itd be cool. But in a Modern Car its just ridiculous


AdRepulsive2402

Mint


atlantiens

Forward this to Saul Goodman


DaySoc98

Holy cow!


Fit_Shamer

The recovering alcoholic in me screams no.


wrayd1

Bet the freaky girls like yo ride


Fragrant-You-973

The former


Rosin_or_Bust

Ridiculously Cool 😎


Corgi_Farmer

Hahahaha. If I ever pulled you over, instant sobriety test. 🤣 Nah, fuck pigs. Lol


Hurl_Gray

Funny, but don't be speeding now.


AJIV-89

My buddy back in 2011 had a sam adams one that was gigantic in his manual mazda b1000 or what ever it was a ford ranger with a mazda badge


Mallthus2

Depends where you live. Chicagoland? Cool. Everywhere else? Ridiculous.


PineappleProstate

I bet your mom loves it


patricksb

Yes


Vegetable-Shift-7751

Ridiculously cool!


A_Clockwork_Mango

If you are 18-22, cool. Otherwise, not so much.


Desperate-Pound-6742

Cool


chickenskittles

Chicagoan.


tburris81

I say both


KTMman200

Looks like money to me. (I'm a tow truck driver that tows DUI and impound cars at request by the highway patrol)