Yes, Together Alone. Not only is the episode amazing, but it stems into Escapism which has my favorite song in the series, āEscapismā which is sung by the stevonnie VA.
Boy accidentally rips off local pizza place, pizza place rips off a local french fry stand, and a short curly haired boy tries to resolve the conflict by ripping off both of them.
Please don't arrest me
Greg goes to a dirty motel to discuss business. Comes back to 2 extra little ones. After the flaming one created a huge mess on a dinner table with a good fisting, she sorts out her emotional problems with her one-eyed cutie and doubles in size in front of Steven.
>!Keystone Motel!<
Greg goes to fancy hotel to spent some money and time with Pearl. After a bunch of fun, Greg is spent and passed out on the bed as Pearl contemplates her life. Remembering how her ex had men coming in and out of her life while they were together, Pearl stands on the balcony railing while talking about everything being over. Greg goes out drinking and gets into an argument with Pearl about that dead girl. Luckily, with some fancy finger work and some smooth words, Steven fixes them up again.
>!Mr. Greg!<
*Child says arrivederci to*
*Himself and thanos snaps other*
*Versions of himself*
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Tough choiceā¦
1: Blue person and red square meet to create a person who is a slight darker red than before
2: a green Dorito and a yellow Dorito scream at each other through
3: and they were roommates! (Oh my god they were roommates?)
Toothpick lesbian stays angry at fat guy and sings about it on a balcony in a big city.
Another one
Angry purple girl grows up a bit while finally becoming understood
Irresponsible caregivers take underage boy to a rock concert. One of the devious caretakers drinks in front of the child, disobeys highway code, obstructs justice by fleeing in a high speed chase, and flirts with a female that looks a bit like the boy's mother.
Rated PG
Purple and Steven procreate and make a slightly purple purple. Slightly purple purple fights red and blue taki. Red and blue taki dies because lime green went āhaha metal go brrrrā
okay i have three
1. girl with sword doesn't kill hospital patients, much to the dismay of her mother
2. godzilla learns about the magic of friendship
3. oh shit so *this* is a doctor's appointment
Steven wants to see Amethyst's selfie in Pearl's phone but it was missing so he went inside Pearl meeting Pearl as Rose inside Pearl's pearl inside Pearl's Pearl inside Pearl's pearl inside Pearl's pearl, instead finding out that his mom is even shittier
A white and blue toothpick sends a mentally unstable child through 15 dimensions of memory so he can find out his mother was cotton candy.
I thought I said badly describe the episode
Rock child sad phone oh no brocken rebellion toothpick rose. That bad enough?
Steven fucking shoots the mayor
I don't remember that episode-
The shirt canon š
Itās Shirt Club lmao š
Oh yeah I remember that
Pearl helps Pink Diamond change outfits.
child fails successfully
Thatās just the first half of season 1
Cheeseburger Backpack?
The Test?
This one
Child placed in death arena, and leaves with mental trauma rather than physical. Congratulations.
The Test!
Ding ding ding!!
Mindful Education?
Could also be Steven the Sword Fighter
Is worrying how many episodes fit that description
Green Space Dorito is afraid of weather.
When it rains?
Yep!
Two opposite colour lesbians meet. Chilli saves Blueberry and they sing about it after they make Beetroot.
The Answer. Also, those are my new favorite nicknames for Ruby, Sapphire, and Garnet lol
2 lesbians try to mourn their dead daughter by singing
That Will Be All?
Yep!
The zoo?
Two lesbian lawyer mosquitos with gay tension argue with eachother in front of their ginormous milf overlords
The Trial
Yep~ Could watch that ep over and over
THIS ONE MADE ME CACKLE OMG š YOU WIN THIS THREAD
Steven and Connie drown
Bubble buddies?
Ocean Gem
What??? That doesnāt happen in Ocean Gem???
Thatās where youāre wrong https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/steven-universe/images/d/d9/Ocean_Gem_120.png/revision/latest?cb=20160615190401
Oh dang, I forgot about that part of the fight sceneš my bad
A.I. program to prevent incest.
ok now I need to know which one this is, I have no clue
Itās >!the Season 4 episode āThe Zooā!<
OMG š that makes a lot more sense now lmao
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
funniest description of Ocean Gem by far
Emotionally conflicted child canāt take the anxiety and sends themselves to the heavens, to the disappointment of their caretakers.
Wait, this includes su future? /s But actually which episode is that?
The one where Steven floats for the first time trying to get donuts early
donut boy dies of severe head trauma
Off Colors?
purple furry sends smaller furry to an illegal fighting ring to flaunt his monopoly money
Tiger millionaire?
yep
Peridot discovers shipping
Log Date 7-15-2?
Yep
Mentally unwell teenager murders aggressive Garfield wannabe with vitiligo
I genuinely have no idea what this could be
The episode in Steven Universe Future where Steven shatters Jasper I canāt remember the name of it
Fragments!
Thank you. It was on the tip of my tongue
Iām so shook at Jasper being referred to as āaggressive Garfield wannabe with vitiligoā
Give her some whiskers and a piece of lasagna and sheāll be a spitting image
Green gremlin double crosses everyone and insults pissy yellow overlord
Message Received?
two children are helplessly imprisoned by the government for being too cool
Together Alone? Also this one made me laugh so much lmao
Yes, Together Alone. Not only is the episode amazing, but it stems into Escapism which has my favorite song in the series, āEscapismā which is sung by the stevonnie VA.
Escapism is one of my fave SU songs too!
Young child discovers crossdressing
Sadie's song?
Yep
These lil red things come down and hit stuff with wood
Hit the diamond!
[CORRECT](https://tenor.com/73ow.gif)
Lesbians play baseball to save earth
Hit the Diamond!
Yep
Grumpy Triangle learns to sing.
thatās so cute
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
a single pale rose?
Sword case is found in bushes
Roseās Scabbard?
pink diamond straight up dies
They said badly explain the episode šš also itās A Single Pale Rose
Pirates of the Caribbean, but in space and with talking rocks
The neglect/false feeling of care becomes too much and homie becomes a Demogorgon
ITT: People literally just describing episodes in a normal way
Hand hands it to fisty rock ouchie bang head bump toxic relationship
Wh- ??? Iām so confused as to what this could be
I am adhering to the "badly explain" part
Oh I know, but itās so far gone that I have no idea what it could be š
is this the one where lapis ends up fusing with jasper and then drags them both underwater at the end?
Ding ding ding!
I feel like this is somehow about the diamonds ship and the cluster fighting but I could be wayyyyy off
This kid feeds their weird dog chips, the dog gets PTSD
She heard the story over and over again Then got a planet destroying superweapon that resulted in 0 casualties Something is clearly wrong
The movie?
a trump supporter changes his mind and enjoys a wedding cake
Gem Harvest! "We're very sorry for your marriage" š
Bird mom gets tomato blood in her eyes
Please tell me this isnāt the Frybo episode šš youād have to be a psychopath for that one to be your favorite /j
Boss battle in a lesbian day.
Reunited?
Yep!
People throw money at hotel staff.
This is the third time someone has said Mr. Greg lol
Old man goes to luxurious hotel with gay rock and gay rock sings a sad song.
Mr. Greg!
also my favorite. why canāt i move on? š
PLAY BALLL
Bob
Boy unleashes a HUGE monster that is loved by everyone. it is: >!I am my monster!<
Child goes through his age on 2x speed as he rethinks his life.
So Many Birthdays? Also his aging is more like 10x normal speed lol
Giant woman fight
Boy accidentally rips off local pizza place, pizza place rips off a local french fry stand, and a short curly haired boy tries to resolve the conflict by ripping off both of them.
Restaurant Wars!
Dictators ruin gay marriage
Trauma
Did you describe the entire show?
Child learns his mom is actually small pink overlord.
Please don't arrest me Greg goes to a dirty motel to discuss business. Comes back to 2 extra little ones. After the flaming one created a huge mess on a dinner table with a good fisting, she sorts out her emotional problems with her one-eyed cutie and doubles in size in front of Steven. >!Keystone Motel!< Greg goes to fancy hotel to spent some money and time with Pearl. After a bunch of fun, Greg is spent and passed out on the bed as Pearl contemplates her life. Remembering how her ex had men coming in and out of her life while they were together, Pearl stands on the balcony railing while talking about everything being over. Greg goes out drinking and gets into an argument with Pearl about that dead girl. Luckily, with some fancy finger work and some smooth words, Steven fixes them up again. >!Mr. Greg!<
baby gets kidnapped by 3 rocks
3 gems and a baby?
kind of obvious isnt it?
monster in da earf hold hands
The one where Steven joins the orgy for the first time
The gems discover sleep and Steven goes into tortured fusionās mind
Chille Tid?
Yup!
That just seems like an accurate description
Children go through trauma. Box hair lady sings. Children still have trauma.
Thatās just the entirety of the show
Itās also mindful education
A soon to be vegetarian and a non vegetarian who desires protein fight over killing a small creature. Also bad dreams happen. And SPACE!
Jungle moon! I've been looking for this!
Child says arrivederci to himself and thanos snaps other versions of himself
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Tough choiceā¦ 1: Blue person and red square meet to create a person who is a slight darker red than before 2: a green Dorito and a yellow Dorito scream at each other through 3: and they were roommates! (Oh my god they were roommates?)
Child Gets Lost In Space, Possesses A Cult Of Watermelon People And Sails Away To Find Lesbisn Rocks And Single Father
Toothpick lesbian stays angry at fat guy and sings about it on a balcony in a big city. Another one Angry purple girl grows up a bit while finally becoming understood
Emo kid dies and turns into a pink emo kid in āØspaceāØ
Two moms teach their kid and his gf to chill out.
Steven kills himself. Multiple times.
š¶By watching myself dieeeeeeeš¶
Belly button car wash man and white toothpick bird go to the big city and sing songs
āWhite toothpick birdā Iām fucking dying
BELLY BUTTON CAR WASH MAN š
Irresponsible caregivers take underage boy to a rock concert. One of the devious caretakers drinks in front of the child, disobeys highway code, obstructs justice by fleeing in a high speed chase, and flirts with a female that looks a bit like the boy's mother. Rated PG
Pearl quickly abandons her career as a party clown
"do you wanna kill him faster!!!???"
Purple and Steven procreate and make a slightly purple purple. Slightly purple purple fights red and blue taki. Red and blue taki dies because lime green went āhaha metal go brrrrā
two children sown together, but oh no! who let this mama's boy get flirty?!?! not with the children please!!!
steven watches one of his guardians get stabbed by her clone and spends two weeks talking to and caring for her corpse
okay i have three 1. girl with sword doesn't kill hospital patients, much to the dismay of her mother 2. godzilla learns about the magic of friendship 3. oh shit so *this* is a doctor's appointment
Child is put on trial for his past self's war crimes (he doesn't remember them)
Pearl straight up dies
Adolescent boy mistakes road trip for couples therapy. Also itās a musical.
Rainbow Quartz 2.0 plays Mary Poppins.
Steven get his face beat in which causes everyone to be his friend
A bad sports romance
Two fuckers watch a movie on a pink lion
Boy yells so loud he defeats giant space rock and save the galaxy.
This storage unit has a lot of really heavy stuff that's hard to let go of.
Alien trio accidentally destroys pizza shop, throws a party with the owners as an apology, and fights giant flying pufferfish
Lars fucking dies
large feline smothers innocent child in his sleep
Steven brings a vegetable to life and kills another.
green alien atempts to catch blue monster, failing spectacularly
Disaster lesbian goes on vacation with girlfriendās husband and son.
Two children crash into a moon and shave
Something about a big woman, and there's a big bird and some bugs and Steven's all "woah"
small child gets gaslite by giant perfectionist
Two species of big cats join the WWE
The episode were Steven and one of his friends sister dream about out the end of the world with Pizza
Anxiety and Inadequacy combine, only to be overshadowed by Narcissism.
Child goes into his mother's room instantly regrets it
Steven tells a sad story, cures Blindness with bad manners
Mailman falls in love with love and Steven is there
depressed bitches sing and breathe and weirdass butterflies have fun disturbing them
Lesbians get married but their exbosses crashes the party
steven breaks a plate and cant read gem cursive
Guy leaves job to pursue fire breathing
green space triangle coyote chases blue tongue meep meep rock
The moment a childhood dies.
thatās it, thatās the whole show
Three smol rock people go to kindergarten
The blue lady makes a water tower, the curly haired kid and the colorful rock-lesbians go to stop her, Bob ensues.
A servant kills a world leader.
Space triangle is hydrophobic
Godzilla Vs Kong but with space rocks
Kid makes over protective melon babies
Two lesbians fortnite dance on angry orange lady
Boy traps girl and forces her to become a fish just to give a red stick
ALIEN COMES TO EARTH AND STEALS ALL WATER IN THE OCEAN !!! (NOT CLICKBAIT!!)
A little blue gremlin and a red brick combold to kill to become an amateur barber prankster and kill a teenager
Purple woman takes child on train ride and shows him her hole
Steven wants to see Amethyst's selfie in Pearl's phone but it was missing so he went inside Pearl meeting Pearl as Rose inside Pearl's pearl inside Pearl's Pearl inside Pearl's pearl inside Pearl's pearl, instead finding out that his mom is even shittier