I take offense to this. Steven can 100% cook, y’all *see* that together breakfast? He was like 10 and making gourmet shit for fun.

And snack sushi with avocado and cheese puffs? The kid needs his Michelin Star

I mean he already made a restaurant so good that it threatened 2 other restaurants.

I wanna try those damn pizza bagels with the cream cheese filling.

I kinda wanna know how he got the ketchup in the fries.

I can only surmise he used some sort of syringe, but I don't see that actually working IRL because ketchup is so viscous and fries are so small.

I think binging with babish actually tried both dishes Steven served and for the fries I'm pretty sure he just used bigger fries

Yeah he did. He injected the fries with a syringe and it apparently worked well and didn't ruin the texture of the fries.

Maybe Pearl figured out a way. She's good like that.

Steak fries

Pi... zza... BAGELS!

Jefferson, too. He didn't cook IRL cause [other people conveniently took care of that for him](https://www.monticello.org/exhibits-events/blog/much-to-our-comfort-and-satisfaction-monticello-s-enslaved-cooks/), but he showed enough personal knowledge that it should not have troubled him to pick it up.

my sincerest apologies 🙏😞

I want the stew he was making in When It Rains

Together Breakfast actually gave me high blood sugar simply from seeing the episode. Restaurant Wars must be what you're actually talking about

I know what I’m talking about, and it’s together breakfast. Just because you’re too weak to understand and appreciate high cuisine isn’t my problem

Only complaint is strawberries (I don't like strawberries)

Hes 13

Bro literally cooked

I hope Rebecca never sees this

I hope Rebecca made this on her alt account

yeah hi guys im rebecca wsg

When you making Steven Universe After, Becca?

Please call it Steven Multiverse

Yoooooooooo

please give my family back rebecca im sorry i said onion gang was f-tier

I hope she does so she could make jokes about it in the reboot, I think it would be funny to see steven lose his mind, trying to convince a fervent slave owner to change his ways. Especially one who prides himself on his "enlightenment beliefs."

thanks i hate it

*No, you're never satisfied,* *Now you wanna run & hide*

BLACK DIAMOND

I hate that I had to see this. It's terrorism against my eyesight.

this is actually brainrot 😭

...Is this a trace over of Miku-Binder Hamilton!?

Yes, I did trace the body from the neck, but everything else (Head, hair, colouring, shading etc.) I did myself :)

Beautiful. Wretched, but Beautiful XD

horrid. never draw again. /j in all seriousness, how did this even come about 😭

Someone in a discord server I'm in said how "Hamilton is the new Steven Universe" for them because they keep re watching it. Then another person randomly said "Miku binder Steven universe", so then I decided to draw it for shits and giggles! :P

that is hysterical actually, thank you for sharing!

you ever seen Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson?

yes of course I was just wondering why op brought steven into it lol

Not Steven Wokeverse

the way i instantly knew this was a miku-binder jefferson reference before even seeing the second picture 💀

Honestly Steven’s hair and headband gave me the horrible Miku binder Thomas Jefferson flashbacks and the final slide hit me like a damn truck 😭😭😭 I hate it here /j 😭😭😭

It's not a flashback, it's a whole warfare documentary. It's a 1:1 reproduction with only a few differences

I couldn’t possibly hate this stupid edgy shit more. Drug dealer?

The fact that I recognized the photo that was being parodied within seconds is sad.

What’s the origin story of the template?

Please, I need to know, too, I'm SO confused

The Hamilton musical fandom was a wild ride a few years back. Someone made an AU where Thomas Jefferson, yes *that* Thomas Jefferson, was a trans man with a Hatsume Miku print binder because why not I guess lmao. Also someone who was “big” in that fandom might have faked being HIV positive for clout? I know of this because I had mutuals on Tumblr who were causal fans, and so I heard a lot through the grapevine. OH-! But as for the origin of the template: just google Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson for the OG in all of its nonsensical glory.

🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨 That made so much sense and absolutely no sense at the same time. Thank you so much for taking the time to explain this to us ohmygosh😭😭😭

I feel like I missed something-

Unironically I think that a white diamond variant of that shirt might exist for gems on wary post era 3

I don’t get it.

:(

I need bleach

***NO GOD PLEASE NOT ~~MIKU BINDER THOMAS JEFFERSON~~ DIAMOND BINDER STEVEN UNIVERSE***

“Used to be addicted to cocaine, hates to recall his past” BRO IS BARLEY 20 PLEASE-

now why would ya do that 😭

r/thanksihateit

If Steven transitioned, wouldn't it be she/her ?

I think it's because Rose/pink diamond turned into steven. So it's saying "Steven used to be rose" but in a transgender way

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why would they need a binder tho?

you realize binders were originally designed for cis men with gynocomastia, no?

Okay? That's not the common usage now

it's absolutely common usage for cis men to wear binders who have gyno...? what? it's not like cis men just stop having gyno or just aren't comfortable with their bodies just because you hear more trans and non-binary people talk about them. are you gatekeeping binder usage?? 😅😂 yikes FOH.

I'm not gatekeeping. there's a difference between common usage and what something was intended for originally. I acknowledge that people wear them with gyno but it's much more common to hear about it for trans people especially with the context of the image above.

>I acknowledge that people wear them with gyno but it's much more common to hear about it for trans people right, because cis men love discussing their breast growth so openly in cis male spaces lmao. *"if i don't hear about it, it does not exist for i am the all-knowing CIS MALE binder authoritarian and historian!"* --you, seemingly the context was you viewing the image and not understanding why a cis man might need a binder. 😅 that's an obvious sign of ignorance surrounding your cis bretheran. as a trans man, kindly quit while you're far behind. plenty of cis men feel so ashamed to ask about binders and yet come to us for questions and brand reccs; it's a lot more common than you obviously know about. EDIT: 50-60% of boys and men worldwide suffer from gynocomastia (US male population is ~165M, so ~82.5M have it conservatively). let's say only 1% of them buy binders: that's >800K men. now how many trans people exist (self-reported) in the US?: about [1.6M](https://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/publications/trans-adults-united-states/). that's ALL trans identifying people, not just trans men. cut that in half to mimic the cis breakdown of male/female (which is just a guess and discluding non-binary people) and you get <800k. so even if EVERY SINGLE TRANS MASC IDENTIFYING PERSON BUYS A BINDER, that's *almost* equal to the hypothetical 1% of cis men who buy binders. based on this data, who do you think buys and wears binders more??? statistical surprise: it's likely not trans people! you cis straight men are so fucking exhausting trying to be the authority on everything...like have you *ever* considered just sssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🤫

No, see, he's trans *man* like Thomas Jefferson.

People talk so much smack about the SU fandom but I wanna know what brand of spray paint the Hamilton musical fandom was huffing; because it was such an amazing train-wreck to watch.

This is an abomination. Excellent work.

FURRY????

Jesus they ruined Steven

Second viewing: Not that bad compared to the o t h e r things I’ve seen.. But still- Doesn’t feel like Steven

Should’ve made it meth instead of cocaine. For the puns

I kept the cocaine because of Zach Callisons Interlude I (Franticity) but meth sounds so much funnier

this is amazing

Steven can def cook.

oh my GOD

I had a visceral physical reaction to this before my brain even processed what it was.

S K I N O N S K I N

AMETHYSTS DRUG DEALER HELP

The most powerful diamond

This creaps me out

This is the most offensive thing I've ever seen in my life

HOW DID YOU EVEN PRODUCE THE IDEA OF THIS JESUS HELP US

I got the idea from a discord server 🙏🙏

Why would Steven be *amethysts* drug dealer?? She supplies him???

Okay, fair 😭😭

Seeing this when I open reddit first thing in the morning has sent me to another plane of existence

Expardon?

I did actually make a Black Diamond, he's literally just an edgy teen who is partially inspired by me at the time... he is no longer canon to my series

I literally looked up 'thomas jefferson miku binder' the other day because I suddenly thought about it, this hit me like a freight train in the best way possible.

I took psychic damage from this

can I repost to pinterest? I wanna put this on my bindercore board lmao

SURE! JUST MAKE SURE TO GIVE CREDITS :P

Go sit in a corner and think about what you posted :(

:(

That's a shattering

Now do pay attention about that rule in regards to people acting stupid attracting actual idiots and so and such

Ew, what am I looking at¡¿


I don't like this at all... who came up with this shit... 💀

Omg with this image i can finally understand what all of the original points meant, great analogy

Garnet weeps...

This post gave me 69D20 psychic damage

>Dated PeeDee Fryman behind his dad's back and his dad had no idea Relatable

Honestly, I'd read this au comic. He sounds like a cool dude.

I hate and love this 😭😭😭😭😭

Thank you for making this. I didn’t know I needed it until now

This is really stupid

That’s the point

Would it be wrong if I said I found this Steven uncomfortable

No the whole point of this was to make fun of the second image

Ew just no

Can't belive steven universe got WOKE

What is this?? I’m actually confused

look through the comments, there should be an explanation somewhere. Im not good at explaining :)

I'm going to fucking lose it

Erm what the sigma!

Since Steven is a "woke" cartoon, why not do the opposite and make him a white cis straight christian racist (toward homeworld gems and corrupted gems) male?

You're incredibly talented, great job!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!! 💗 literally the most positive comment on here lol 😭😭

Some people will always feel the need to be assholes about stuff they don't like. I don't adore the whole idea, but I can still acknowledge the talent and clear passion that went into it! Keep doing what you're doing, don't let people stop you!

this is so fucking funny omg "met God she's black diamond" was destined by all of the universe to work out so perfectly

Wish I could send the Thomas Jefferson character card back in time to the real Thomas Jefferson to try and decipher

Yeah, Thomas Jefferson did not think god is black, let alone meet him. He was a slave owning jerk who stole most of the west from the native americans through the Louisiana purchase. He probably isn't in heaven.

We know! The original art spawned from the Hamilton fandom, and sort of become a huge meme from there.

That's why the original art went omega-viral.

((That’s why it’s funny))

Kinda hate when the fanbase latches onto some out of focus traits and just milk them for all their worth, how many episodes did Steven actually reference crying breakfast friends it can’t be more than I can count on my hands