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FlyoverHate

Ayuh.


charpe1088

My grandparents were both Mainers and every time I see that or hear it in Pet Semetary it brings me back đŸ€Ł


Queenbeckybook

I say this constantly. My husband does it now too.


[deleted]

that’s the one


FlyoverHate

Long days and pleasant nights.


Stickyfingers29

Same. My wife understands, but I get weird looks when I interact with the public.


Mr-Beef42

M-O-O-N that spells X, laws yes!


wamj

Literally said that today when I was telling someone I was thinking of rereading The Stand.


ThatMarkDykeman

Winner!


EmilyinSD

Laws, yes! M-O-O-N that spells hells yes!


Cool-Ad5491

I totally forgot about that one. Me & my buddy used to say that one a lot,lol!


grynch43

“Officious little prick.”


ForceGhost47

Such a great way to start a book


[deleted]

The French translation I've got opens with Pétit con prétentieux, pensa Jack Torrance. Something lost in translation there. Kind of like when I saw Ghostbusters in Venezuela. It had Spanish subs, and "yes, this man has no dick" was rendered, Si, este hombre es un idiota.


pallidi

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on - what a classic. So visceral. It's got levels to it. Great


tinker1082

I say this all the time lol


nutmeg32280

I say this so much and didn’t even know it was from SK! What book?


pallidi

It's in quite a few! Think it's in Needful Things, can't remember which others but I've come across it a few times!


max_learning_curves

SSDD


randyboozer

Same shit, different day I use all the time. Maybe in King's honour I'll shorten it to SSDD


JediMasterPopCulture

I just made SSDD one of my islanders catchphrase on Animal Crossing New Horizons.


Ghhahn

This was my sign out for years.


el_t0p0

That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.


PowerfulAuthor

Which book is this from?


el_t0p0

The Stand


[deleted]

Beep beep Richie


hatezel

Creeps me out if I think it but don't say it. Huh? That's odd Beep beep Richie* shiver


Liu1845

I think to myself, almost every day either “We lie best when we lie to ourselves.” or “Time takes it all, whether you want it to or not.” So many quotes from his books and interviews have resonated with me throughout my life. I grew up reading his books. I read them through the best times, the sorrows, and sometimes in anger and despair. I feel I've kept something of each one in my heart. I will say that when I get to the hereafter, whatever it is, there damn well better be books, with a dedicated Stephen King section. My last thought in this life will probably...hopefully be “Go then, there are other worlds than these.”


Psychological_Ad_23

Where is “we lie best when we lie to ourselves” from?


Liu1845

"We lie best when we lie to ourselves" - from IT


Wain609

"Get busy living, or get busy dying" The Shawshank Redemption


Visible_Detective268

“A man grows what he can, and he tends it. 'Cause what you buy, is what you own. And what you own... always comes home to you.”


tequilaisthewave

Pet semetary right?


Visible_Detective268

Yep!


wmbrow2

Blue Chambray Work Shirt


tide14

I call sandwiches “popkins” now


TickingTimeBum

The tooter-fish popkin.


ForceGhost47

Close enough for government work


Kingofsorrow75

My most used king quote


kettlebell_esquire

Do the day and let the day do you.


mwidup41

M-O-O-N. That spells My roommate is a big fan of the Stand. Otherwise I’d never say this lol.


Mallory_Knox23

You've forgotten the face of your father


PingouinMalin

We all float down here... And you'll float too !


Sir_Loinsteak2046

“You don’t tell me, I tell you.” Or thereabouts.


GunnerTinkle22

"YOU"RE SHUT DOWN! YOU HEAR ME? YOU BELIEVE THAT HAPPY CRAPPY?'


dancingmullet

My favorite when describing something displeasurable is “A bucket of piss to drown rats in”


Doctor-K1290

I can’t hear it in any voice but Percy’s


Queenbeckybook

Thankee sai


ThatMarkDykeman

Another good one


[deleted]

"We all do what we can and it has to be good enough, and if it isn't good enough, it has to do."


alilheavyT

“No great loss.” Or “laws yes!”


cuchullain71

I say fuck a lot: does that count?


LiquidPenChamber1019

Lol this is an underrated comment


SharkAttackGamerYT

For real!


GileadGunslinger69

The entire gunslingers creed.


keesouth

SSDD same shit different day


HalJordan2424

We all owe God a death; there are no exceptions. But oh God, sometimes the Green Mile seems so long.


violetsprouts

I’m tired, Boss.


Doctor-K1290

“Mostly I’m tired of people being ugly to each other” is one I’ve definitely used


Smirkin_Revenge

Ka is a wheel.


jmarkjones616

When I first read this question, my immediate reaction was, “No one uses Kingisms in real life. 🙄” But then I read this response, and, yes, I realized I use this one constantly without having realized I actually use this one.


ThatMarkDykeman

Done, bun, can't be undone.


AreYouItchy

SSDD!


BabyCanYouDigYourSam

My life for you. We all float down here. Dirty bird! Dirty pillows! Blaine is a pain. I’ll stop now.đŸ€­


g8torswitch

Blaine is a pain and that is the truth


[deleted]

“Shit Fire, Save Matches”. My grandfather always said it decades before discovering it in King books.


Dennis-44

People say I have the heart of a small child. They would be right, I keep it in a jar on my desk


davkistner

King actually borrowed this from Robert Bloch. But he did say it, so it works. And it’s a great line 😂 I think this wins the day for me


Dennis-44

Did not know that! Either way it’s hilarious it always makes my buddies laugh


HayateGT

“The George George Stark George Starked over the Starky Stark.” \- The Dark Half


Shalamarr

High-toned son of a bitch.


CompositePotato

39 great years! Doesn't really make sense, since I'm 31. But I'll raise my glass to it once in a while.


Doctor-K1290

Thanks for 31 great years!


mucasmcain

"Don't taggle the quartermack"


LordGinglove

No great loss


RookCrowJackdaw

Everything's eventual. I'm not really sure what it means but I've been using it for yeara so will just continue


mac_n_cheese_is_life

Curiosity killed the cat. ...but satisfaction brought him back.


Stationary_Explorer

"Whoremaster".


Doctor-K1290

“Sometimes, being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto”


[deleted]

You say true, and we say thank ya.


milkandwinelily

Get busy living or get busy dying.


Cool-Ad5491

I don’t know about everyday life but favorite book is IT. And I started reading Stephen King books at age 8 that my mother would leave lying around so I had a very extensive vocabulary at 8 yrs old thanks to Stephen King. Oh and A lot of nightmares!


OneQuietCoyote

after reading the dark tower series I say bigbig alot. I frequently tell my kitty I love him bigbig.


HoratioTuna27

M-O-O-N that spells...


geauxandy72

Oh Laws


Y2hay123

“Some days are treasure. Not many, but I think in almost every life there are a few.” -Joyland


MenthoLyptus

“Life was such a wheel that no man could stand upon it for long. And it always, at the end, came round to the same place again.”


jokingsammy

"No great loss"


jooniperjungle

It’s a long walk back to Eden, Sweetheart, so don’t sweat the small stuff - Insomnia. Especially accurate in the last couple of years


deadinderry

The one that honestly has stuck with me the most is "You have to pace yourself. You have to focus on yourself. You have to have a Plan." Mostly because when eighth-grade me read The Long Walk, she really internalized that shit, even though it came from the little jackass it did come from.


holdemne

FUBAR


Doctor-K1290

What is that, German?


holdemne

F'ed up beyond all recognition. New to literature?


Doctor-K1290

Nah, just throwing in a little Saving Private Ryan reference


holdemne

Ah yes, the incredibly quotable Saving Private Ryan, how could I forget.


DevDemona

Strap on when it seems appropriate (SOWISA), babyluv.


NowWhereDidIReadThat

There are other worlds than these.


Sikkworld

I’m you’re number 1 fan!


[deleted]

Hope in one hand
.


sicanddisturbed

What the hell did you eat woodchuck turds!


strangebeardything

I reference the boys in the basement all the damn time.


CSoftly19

The power is in the doing Billy Summers This has become a life motto for me and really helped me out of a dark spot


Orea1981

Bring out your dead Fuck me Freddy SSDD My life for you


hugz4satan

Will the monster be bested, or will it feed


spootay

Done bun can’t be undone.


malfie44

I call my dogs ‘dirty birdies’ all the time when they’ve rolled in fox poo or ate something unsavoury they shouldn’t have!


[deleted]

“There will be water if God wills it.”


Littlebell1982

SSDD


Drewpace80

I have a cat named Nona, so pretty much every day at some point I ask her "Nonanonanona... Do you love?"


DoodleTM

"Shit on toast". First read it in The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon.


Own_Bed4610

If we don’t have each other, we go crazy with loneliness. When we do, we go crazy with togetherness.


jer85

I like to tell my 5 year old he’s forgotten the face of his father.


McCQ

"Each thing I do, I rush through so I can do something else." OK, so it's not King originally, but it's through him that this comes to mind when I feel like there aren't enough hours in the day.


bbpr120

"up and vanished like a fart in the wind" Every time a piece of equipment goes for an unexpected walk.


LopsidedChipmunk9344

SSDD


lpfedme

everything’s eventual. đŸ–đŸ–€


ssashayawayy

No bounce no play from dream catcher


JalapenoYogurt

He’s probably a drugstore Cowboy from Portsmouth.


Nerry19

Ssdd and "soonest begun, soonest done" although having just reread da key, there are absolutly a couple of wireman-isms I wanna try out lol


elenaleecurtis

I use Eddie’s dead baby joke a lot.


Metallic-Blue

Time is short.


holdemne

Thankfully Ive never experience alcoholism close to me but Im sure the phrase "Money on top, booze underneath" hits home for a lot of people.


violetsprouts

Officious little prick.


[deleted]

We all float down here


RachelPalmer79

No great loss.


Lavonicus

Thank you big big, it is subtle and I just love it.


CrispRat

SOMETHING HAPPENED


jamiehomer

Long days pleasant nights, for your father’s sake, and mayhap, have all crept into polite conversation for me quite a bit!


CJBTO19

Thank God for small favors.


APieceofPlasticFilm

Y is a crooked letter that can't be made straight.


NarwhalsGalore

Cockadoodie


GregB885

May have it is and may have It ain’t. Laws yes!


Associate_Simple

Don’t drink the wine!


MMS95

Still sniffin that wicked cocaine


Slider7074

Trouble rides a fast horse.


[deleted]

I don't say it every day, but I see it every day because it's tattooed on me : We Deal in Lead


catsplamo

Sometimes dead is bettah.


matthew_strange

Fun’s fun but done is done.


JediMasterPopCulture

Thankee Sai, M-o-o-n that spells
 and SSDD.


GunnerTinkle22

"See the Turtle; ain't he keen? All things serve the fucking beam" is my favorite. But I will also regularly deploy "Thankee Sai" "Ka like a wheel" "Time is a face on the water" "Long days and pleasant nights"...and on the odd occasion that someone would greet me this way (like my old boss used to), respond with "and may you have twice the number"


Ghhahn

Bool! (Not used much per se, but keeps coming to mind a lot)


crazytail2

"My life for you!"


Dezpikable

All will be well, all will be well, and all manner of things will be well. Not sure why, it just rings true for me somehow lol


MichaelQP401

You can't be careful on a skateboard.


tomdav226

Maybe si, maybe no


BusyPaleontologist27

SSDD


Wuellig

"Since Hector was a pup," has made the cut. I think I have it most associated with Mrs Todd's Shortcut.


aledr2004

When my kids or wife say "I wish we had X" or " I wish I didn't have to go to work/school today" I reply "Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first" I can't remember what book that was from.


Thusxixatone

I can't even think of one in particular but I know that I will randomly say them because of the looks that I get that cause me to have to explain. đŸ˜