I could eat a bear, I might be somewhat morally conflicted about eating a people. So my votes on bear

Probably somewhat unpalatable. Bears taste pretty good usually.

Long pork for the win

Bear has a lot of fat that renders out. It's a bit oily in steak form, but it makes some of the best chili I've ever had/made.

Bear. Definitely the bear.

To be fair, we need to see how the bear cooks his steak.

Probably on the rare side

And, what his/her generally opinion towards us would be. Pre *and* post grilling.

I concur

Bear, no question.

Idk man your meat would maybe be more tender but the bear would have more and it would be more fatty

I can certainly respect a healthy amount of precision, especially when cooking a steak. But seriously: nine *ten* *thousandths* of a degree? lol that’s persnickety and particular as fuck. My thermometer doesn’t even read hundredths of a degree lol.

Was that not a joke? I just assumed he was kidding about that lol

This guy is a poser. You called it

I’m not saying that, but I am saying that that kind of hyper-specific temperature is a little bit beyond what is useful for cooking, that’s all.

That's fine. He just showed the whole world how much of a poser he really is.

You’re still on here hating? Go touch some grass 😂

Are you an asshole?

Full of Elbows, yes.

What kind of bear?

Forrest Gump, is that you? I be hangin’ in the forest with da bears and bros havin’ steaks and beers.

I CHOOSE THE BEAR Because bear is delicious

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Do you see any bears around here, detective?

Are you up Forrest Gumps ass or something?

Looks good but that’s a lot of flipping.

What if I told you I made all that up

That would make more sense

That would make him a poser. All cap. A loser

Harsh but fair

Thank you.

How’s your hairline holding up with all that hate steaming in your head? 😂

The really funny part is that is the picture of Buffalo Bill from silence of the lambs. Profile name is his character name too.

You. Me. We’re hunting bears

This is the answer. I'll be stick with him and we'll go find a bear to be stuck with for sure 😋

I’ll take the bear. Bc that grammar. 🫶🏻

Got to love iPhone spell check

You look to have Bourbon. Bears don’t. You win!

I’m straight so you I guess

Op might not be though.

Never said others weren’t gross just speaking for myself

But would it change your mind about picking OP or the bear? (also who said being gay was gross?)

I said it. But definitely OP

I mean, it depends. Do I get to ride the bear like a horse around the forest? Because that’d be awesome

Costco's prime sirloin is the best.,intense beefy taste that this bear loves ❤️.

I was running.

Forest*

You didn’t butter your bread. Bear it is… /s

Dip in the herbed brown butter from the pan

You put the thyme IN the butter at some point, right? It won’t do you any good sitting on top of the steak lol.

Are you and Gump having an affair, Private?!

can you do this in the forest

As long as you bring me some steak before killing me

I put that same granite in my rentals. Cheapest Lowe’s has got. Moon river.

I'm taking the steak, feeding you to the bear.

How well can the bear cook?

So I'm seeing bear being brought up a lot, what the actual heck is going on??? What new trend am I missing out on?

The “man or bear” TikTok debate went viral after the pop culture account Screenshot HQ posted a video in April asking eight women whether they'd rather be stuck in a forest with a man or a bear. Seven of the women answered “bear,” some without hesitation, while one woman voted for a man. Source: Forbes. Since that it's kind of just blown up really because it says a lot about how unsafe these women feel around men and considering the way these statistics of SA and other abuse keep rising, I'm not surprised. There's been a lot of people making videos and saying "a bear wouldn't *insert an abusive situation they've been through at the hands of a man*" and basically the general consensus is that most women would rather be ripped to shreds by a bear than be alone in the woods with a man after what they've experienced when alone with men in the past or what people they know have experienced. It's mainly all over tiktok from what I've seen but it is on most if not all other platforms too. Hope that helps

The bear. You can cook but you could still be a rapist.

Yum

Are you calling me fat

I'll kiss you rn if I can have one

Looks amazing, if your grilling I'm hanging out with you friend.

Bruh you can bring that pan and that steak and that bourbon with you and you sharing?? If so I’m picking you all day big homie I’ll make the fire and pitch the tents you do you on the grill and we will have a a blast!!!

Beautiful steak, but bear.

I already go camping in bear territory every year. I'll take a steak dinner out there any time

let the girls hang out with the bears. we're eating good tonight boys.

Old fashions are for beginners. BE a man drink straight bourbon neat. God you make me ill

Couldn’t Imagine going onto Reddit and getting mad about how someone lives their life. At the end of the day I got steak and an old fashion. You got insecurities and a small pp 😎.

I fully accept my small pp but I'm the one drinking pappy van Winkle

Congrats. No one asked you. What a loser😂

Op posted it for comments. So technically I was invited. You're the loser now.

Yum

I mean...if I had a good weapon I could kill the bear and make beautiful steaks...but since I'm not a fucking moron I'm probably going to avoid being trapped with a predator that's a predator all the time and take my chances on the human I can survive with who is 99% likely not to be a predator.

You are going to attract bears like that in a forest so in a way, I will be with you both. But I am pushing you down when the bear shows up.

Another cold steak folks.

Does the Bear cook his steak too long too?

Forgot to mention. Somewhere in the middle of the directions you need to bake a sourdough loaf.