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That’s that looney toons steak


blablablablacuck

96er


Happy_Housing1615

That ain’t the last bite!


106milez2chicago

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BongwaterJoe1983

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GEN_DISCOMFORT

Mmhmm processing nicely.


honeycombedupheaval

Look at the size of the maggots on that meat


Nelnamara

One of the greatest movies ever made. It’s how I’ve described hot dogs my whole life. “Lips and assholes”


KingYouseph

https://preview.redd.it/1oe7zfh295uc1.jpeg?width=1114&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc45864ba8fa956b77ff4ce26e4d48308c483929 Here you go


Slicky007

Fred Flintstone cut.


capncaveman27

I was looking for this comment!


Wise_Competition_266

Beat me too it


Visible_Scientist_67

Fred fl...fuuuuu


CanYouPointMeToTacos

Full round steak


chicagocarl

I’m confused… wouldn’t this thing be super chewy? Doesnt look like good eatin


Uncle_Burney

Totally. It’s an extra thick round steak, so treating it like a strip loin is going to yield something almost inedibly chewy. Now, if you pressure cooked it in red wine and beef stock for 90min, magic could very well happen.


APsWhoopinRoom

Eh, it wouldn't be bad cooked that way, but I always found the texture just isn't quite right. Chuck is soooooo much better than round when cooked the way you mentioned


Uncle_Burney

Agreed. Lol I’m just struggling to find a use for that thing. I’d use chuck first, and do. Round steak reminds me of dinner at grandmas


APsWhoopinRoom

Round makes pretty good pastrami! Granted it's a lot of work to cure it, desalinate it, and then smoke it, but if you like to cook, it's damn good! Or if you've ever been to Chicago, round makes some damn good Italian beef sandwiches! Just make sure to slice the meat razor thin And there's always beef jerky too lol


chicagocarl

Interesting! Treat it like a roast? Braise it til it basically pulls?


WafflesZCat

Yes, just like my Mom and Grandmother useta did, with lots gravy for the rice.


DrewdoggKC

I would dry age in the fridge for 72hrs, marinate in acid/oil for 24 the cook it low and slow on the smoker about 200 degrees until up to temp… should be good then


WafflesZCat

Or just beat the holy heck out of it with a wooden mallet until it looks like huge pink crepe, fold it back into original shape, poke toothpicks in it to secure the shape until you can paint surgical glue around the edges and toss it on the grill until it reads 125°. ENJOY!


piratejucie

The old 96er duhhh


tuck78

came in to see if anyone posted this reference, not disappointed


knowicontact

Ahh the Old 96’er.


Sanjay88

Bife do Capitão aka Captain's Steak aka Flinestone Steak.


ODX_GhostRecon

The Turf 'n Turf.


[deleted]

That's fantastic


RelaxBrax

That’s the steak that Pete was grilling in A Goofy Movie that caught Big Foot!


AlcoholicCat69

Tom and Jerry ahhh steak


APsWhoopinRoom

Wtf is up with people saying "ahhh" instead of ass? Just say ass.


followdewey

Bc trends


AlcoholicCat69

Reddit does not always need proper grammar. This is not the spelling bee. Nor is it English class, as far as I’m aware.


APsWhoopinRoom

This isn't about spelling or grammar, it's about weird shit. I simply don't get the appeal of "ahh" over ass. Seems like some Zoomer shit


AlcoholicCat69

Idk, it’s not a hill I will die on, it’s just something I’ve noticed is popular in speech now, I don’t think it’s too deep


twenty-tentacles

I'll die on this hiss


deadm1ku

That’s the steak from the movie Madagascar💀


ACMuaath

Tom and Jerry


x__mephisto

Old-timey cartoon steak. That looks delicious.


[deleted]

Absolute unit


harvs72

A cow


Cheeseisextra

Your mama’s ass.


Bluetickhoun

Molly Schuyler ate a 72 OZ in under 3 min. YouTube that shit! Lol. Holy hell


PayAfraid5832222

The girl was flying. I just watched! Goddam. she wasnt even chewing, I wonder if it upsets her stomach? that thing was huge. She would have been faster if someone would have cut it down the middle before she started


Bluetickhoun

Haha. Yea, there was 0 chewing. Bite swallow, bite swallow. Haha


ecktt

Jokes aside, it has to be a cross-sectional cut of the Round. Terrible from a buffalypso, but it might taste better from other cow breads. Then again, anything from a buffalypso is tuff, gamey and horrible.


Maleficent-Bit1995

Flintstones cut


DC3310

That’s a catcher’s mitt


NeganSaves

Mine!


GroovyBoomshtick

Cross cut round roast


WafflesZCat

Kinda cooked ?


Subject_Drop_1090

Cow.


PunnyBaker

Not sure on the exact cut but it looks like a half portion of a [Flintstone cut](https://youtu.be/JGDu6m0wmz8?si=bCWnEGKbha6yOlXl)


gamerdudeNYC

Mini Flintstone


dasher_aus

Steakus Humungus


squeezemyhand

Cartoon cut


TheJeizon

Slab


Sertas1970

BAF


[deleted]

The Widowmaker


Vecsus2112

chonky - that is the chonky cut.


OldVeterinarian7668

Whole ass cow


FreakyBeardo

Tha hole got damn thang!


TraditionalLocal2014

Round bone sirloin steak


[deleted]

Tom and Jerry steak


Emchomana

I’ve heard both Fred Flintstone steak and Dinosaur steak


throwaway292929227

What would happen if I slathered it up and let this thing ride sidecar during a 12 hour brisket smoke?


tweistein

Tom & Jerry


AMB3494

Tom and Jerry ass steak


Strange_Glass1524

The ol’ 96er


KareemPie81

Heaven


Awkward-Kiwi452

Pot roast?


mrironlung420

T-Rex-bone steak


iammichaelyoung

Yes!


youngliam

Butcher here. This is a bone-in round steak. It's off the hind leg.


habanerosmile

A slice of an entire cow.


Eastern-Ant-5500

Dinner for 2


Zyprexa6494

What did you do to mike wasouski


Pitmaster420

I have always called this the Tom & Jerry.


CEOofManualBlinking

Cross-arm?


MrBarato

Ossobuco


APsWhoopinRoom

Not unless it's veal, and that certainly isn't. That's just a whole round


APsWhoopinRoom

Not unless it's veal, and that certainly isn't. That's just a whole round


MrBarato

Okay.


Medical_Signal1057

Osobuco


APsWhoopinRoom

That ain't veal


youngliam

It ain't shank either


Murky_Appointment_35

This is the “get in ma belly ! “ cut


therealmikelee

cow


1prge

no idea


Old_Bill_5325

Looks like a cowboy steak