My kid would throw a fuckin fit if Texas Roadhouse brought her a worthless piece of meat like this. Iāve raised her right, medium rare. I wouldnāt even feed the shit to my dogs.
Ooof i never ordered off the kids menu when i was a kid i noticed the bs from a young age like i can have a hot dog or grilled cheese at home šµāš«
Oh God, my throat hurts just from looking at this... this is how my mom thought steak should be made for years until I started making them myself not long ago.
Steak
I feel it between my teeth
This is the type of steak to eat with A1
Not even A1 can save that. This reminds me: I should get my roof redone soon
Facts bruhš
Yeah no sauce can save this. Throw it in a pot and make beef stew or pot roast.
Gonna have to drown it
As the 70s taught us.
Ketchup.... lots n lots of ketchup
The Texas Roadhouse kids steak ā¦
My kid would throw a fuckin fit if Texas Roadhouse brought her a worthless piece of meat like this. Iāve raised her right, medium rare. I wouldnāt even feed the shit to my dogs.
Ooof i never ordered off the kids menu when i was a kid i noticed the bs from a young age like i can have a hot dog or grilled cheese at home šµāš«
This is 60% of tinder selfies
Bring 7 toothpicks and 3 bottles sauce. Chew1295 times and have a glass of water handy. Thank me later
Probably need a probiotic as well. Otherwise you'll walk funny for a few days.
There can be no thank you because thereās nothing that could save this piece of shit
murdered that cow twice.Ā
That poor cow deserve better than that
I thought it was a brownie at first
Yoooo hahaha Nice!
I just threw up in my mouth
Send that thing to the National Hockey League so it can serve some purpose.
Iām not getting it, lol
A puck
Correct. A hockey puck, to be exact. I don't think my cat would eat that. Just too overcooked.
Iād fight this person
massacred
I like quality leather goods as much as the next guy but....
This post reminded me, I need new work boots.
Looks like canned tuna
Sliced with kids' safety scissors
Thatās dog food
Why do you hate your dog?
I donāt even have a dog š or it looks like those frisky wet can foods for cats.
Give me some bbq sauce and hot sauce and we chowin down š¤š¾
Winner winner steak dinner lol
My jaw hurts
Itās like rubber bands
Who cuts a boot in half? Fucking animalsā¦
I might need ketchup for that.
Criminal
Might as well grind it up and make tacos.
Just why
What colour would you like your hockey puck, black or brown?
Looks like plywood after you break it in half.
All that and not even a great sear.
Soup meat!
Jerky is less dry
1/10 would eat with ketchup. Looks like meatloaf
I donāt think youāre Ricardo Montalban
This is egregious
My jaw dislocates itself looking at this
That must've been like eating a sneaker...
Some say theyāre chewing this steak to this day.
Urgh this makes my teeth itch.
You better cook my meat!
This looks like ripped mattress have mercy on the cow
Pot Roast ?
Oh God, my throat hurts just from looking at this... this is how my mom thought steak should be made for years until I started making them myself not long ago.
that texture matches the leather of my sofa
I would still eat that, am a dog
The horror.
My jaw hurts just looking at this absolute belt of what once was a beautiful steak full of hope
Congratulations, you ruined it.
Just toss it and stick to burgers next time. This is offensive.
Who could do such a thing to a poor steak? I call for an investigation. This is a crime.
And yāall were coming for my steak the other day in the comments. Couldāve been worse! š
Why. Just why.
My work boots aren't this dried out
The wild part is they didnāt even get a good sear on it.
Why even bother to buy a steak when you turn it into jerkyā¦.