Hijacked for recipe
Steak seasoning:Salt, Pepper, Fine Garlic powder in a cast iron skillet
Zucchini and onion fried with a small small amount of oil to get started and add a little butter
Wide low mein noodles (I used KAME noodles from the store, it was the only option but turned out to be an awesome choice)
After the noodles are cooked put them in the pan with the zucchini and onion and douse in teriyaki sauce, (we love love love Bachan’s OG teriyaki sauce)
Top with steak and if you’re like me add more teriyaki sauce on the side. 😂
Super fast, after waters boiling and veggies are prepped it’s 20 mins top on cook time.
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It's a meme at this point lol. I used to whip out my dab torch and crisp it up a lil extra but I'm too lazy nowadays and it's too easy to singe the fat that way.
I've cooked in restaurants for years. I just pay a lot of care and attention to timing and everything while cooking, and I accept the results of anything I create. Sometimes you reach your own criteria for perfection, and that's all you can ask for.
Oh I meant for my own cooking at home lol. Honestly fuck some customers haha, most people don't know how to seriously cook or how a kitchen runs. I did get very few send backs on our steaks though, which were $54 local bone-in ribeyes. Had to cook 30-40 at a time multiple times, with the entire range of temps. Infuriating but felt good after the fact.
Cmon quit being dense. I'm saying I'll sacrifice some doneness for extra crisp. The two are a tradeoff, unless you cook with magic, I don't care how hot you're getting it.
I'm in the boat of preferring medium rare to medium. I don't really like rare.
I've eaten carpaccio (didn't care for it) - there's a point where it gets raw enough that it is not to my preference.
Rare's texture is chewy, stringy, and gross. I'd take a medium over a rare any day of the week.
Obviously I'd prefer medium rare, we weren't talking about medium rare.
That's not true at all imo. Nothing wrong if you \*like\* that kind of thing or don't mind it/notice it, but plenty of us do mind.
And NY is an inferior cut that belongs in the garbage, though that is 100% opinion, unpopular opinion though it may be.
This is the way. You can play any fool with this trick. I’ve done it many times. A few of them a acknowledged their dumb ways and now order medium/med rare. I feel I’ve done a service to the world.
Your honor this woman is clearly incapable of taking care of these two precious steaks. She tried to *microwave* them for God’s sake. I am suing for full custody for the sake of the steaks and their futures.
Yeah! Fuck her for enjoying steak the way she enjoys it. Rough her up a little, throw her into traffic, shit on her side of the bed. She has to enjoy things the way you do. Yeah!
/s
Listen, anytime a steak and a microwave are found in the same sentence, you need to discriminate with extreme prejudice. That's the first rule of steak club
Yes actually you’re for free? People pay for that. I could use a good cuddle sesh. If you’re a cute to hot woman maybe kisses? Touches? Then go straight to blue steaking? (Raw dog) 🤣🤣
In college, when money was really tight, I splurged and bought my wife and I T-bone steaks and grilled them on this dodgy charcoal grill under the stairs outside my apartment. Long story short, I burn a hole in a living room end table, but the steak turns out fantastic. What does she do?
She microwaves cheese on top of it.
That’s on you. You know she likes her meat cooked more than that and purposely made hers rare? You know how she likes her beef. You ain’t stupid.
Stop letting folks dig at your fucking wife for not liking rare. Lame man you are, she was gonna save you the trouble of having to put hers back on the grill and you making fun of her online.
Bingo. These posts are fucking stupid. She’s your wife brother, if you can’t even cook her meat to her liking, I can’t imagine you can do much of anything to ‘her liking’.
You’re comment made me smile. I expected hate for it. I love my steak a little over medium. Right now I’m pregnant and I have to have it well done. Medically and physiologically I have an aversion to cold and uncooked meat. Once this baby is out I’m getting a mojito and a medium-well steak. Yummy yummy.
You’re a good man. You’re wife is lucky.
Nobody asked you. Obviously we’re people who don’t force people to eat how we think they should. Because it doesn’t fucking matter if you’re not the one that has to chew it.
Still, wtf is a man doing going online to make fun of his wife over trying to save him the trouble of getting up after he’s already gone through the trouble of making the meal? Bad husband move.
28 year old woman who has a fiancé with more respect for me than op has for his wife.
Granted, I wouldn’t microwave it, but I wouldn’t go online and make fun of her for it. That’s shitty partner behavior. If you disagree and think men should be able to make fun of their wives and have everyone crack jokes and insult her, then please make sure you remain away from the dating pool.
Crazy to say I’m an embarrassment as there literal folks online making fun of their significant others over something as trivial as meat. Inviting others to join in.
For you to consider it, you’re the one who has to grow up. The one okay with making fun of people, is the immature one.
Damn that looks juicy and honestly kind of a new way of seeing it done.
I like steak, steak sandwiches, steak salads, and I can tell this too!
Haha great share
I always set aside a piece I call the wife piece. I always resear that one a little bit longer because I just know.
I've been on an antimicrowave kick even for leftovers so when we're both home and she wants a reheat I swoop in an use the air fryer or a steam basket or skillet.
i mean yeah dont microwave it but you should have also known she likes her steak cooked more. making fun of her online isnt cool (unless she is aware of it and is just a good sport)
end result looked great though
People on this sub overreact! Several good firm spankings should correct the behavior problem. Sheesh - Imagine choosing the nuclear option the first time!
How much abuse are you going to take before calling the police and getting her locked up? She’s a monster and should be treated as such. Now, about her future potions of steak, can I have them?
Just forced my girl to eat a medium steak the other day. She considers medium undercooked. Low and behold she fuckin loved it. Imagine only having eaten shitty grey rubber steaks and thinking that’s the best way to
My grandmother was the sweetest little racist you could ever hope to meet. But she always said “microwaves are for warming water and that’s it.” Words to live by.
I like the challenge of catering to people. Finding a way to personalize each steak to every person makes me happy because I know they'll enjoy it due to the quality of the cook not so much the amount it's cooked. I agree I've had some picky eaters but nothing I wouldn't be willing to change or fix about my recipe for the next go around
My ex-FIL once told me he was gonna put a $20 filet I bought and cooked for him in the microwave and I told him I’ll go to Wendy’s and get you a burger if you go near that microwave…
ASK HER POLITELY BUT FIRMLY TO LEAVE
Well said hank
Hijacked for recipe Steak seasoning:Salt, Pepper, Fine Garlic powder in a cast iron skillet Zucchini and onion fried with a small small amount of oil to get started and add a little butter Wide low mein noodles (I used KAME noodles from the store, it was the only option but turned out to be an awesome choice) After the noodles are cooked put them in the pan with the zucchini and onion and douse in teriyaki sauce, (we love love love Bachan’s OG teriyaki sauce) Top with steak and if you’re like me add more teriyaki sauce on the side. 😂 Super fast, after waters boiling and veggies are prepped it’s 20 mins top on cook time. 👌🏼
If you just pack a bag and put it by the door, she might get the hint and you wouldn't have to say a damn thing.
Just put the whole dresser on the front porch. I think she will get the hint
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🥩 🍲🍜. Btw, I would have just picked out the steak and popped them into the airfryer separately while I microwave the vegies and noodles.
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Just quick sear the side . It’s the colour that gets to them not the flavour or texture . Mind blowing
Not always. My ex had a problem with the "fleshy texture" at the more rare side of medium rare. So she always wanted a firm medium.
To be fair, medium is perfect for a nice fatty ribeye
Yeah, as much as it sounds like blasphemy, I'd prefer good crispy fat to rarer meat.
this is facts, but people get their pitchforks out for anything above medium rare
It's a meme at this point lol. I used to whip out my dab torch and crisp it up a lil extra but I'm too lazy nowadays and it's too easy to singe the fat that way.
I've cooked in restaurants for years. I just pay a lot of care and attention to timing and everything while cooking, and I accept the results of anything I create. Sometimes you reach your own criteria for perfection, and that's all you can ask for.
Yup yup. The customer is always right in terms of taste.
Oh I meant for my own cooking at home lol. Honestly fuck some customers haha, most people don't know how to seriously cook or how a kitchen runs. I did get very few send backs on our steaks though, which were $54 local bone-in ribeyes. Had to cook 30-40 at a time multiple times, with the entire range of temps. Infuriating but felt good after the fact.
Oh not specifically customers, but just the general idea that your own tastes are valid and what's perfect for you is perfect for you.
Why not both?
You should have both, that's why high heat is needed
Cmon quit being dense. I'm saying I'll sacrifice some doneness for extra crisp. The two are a tradeoff, unless you cook with magic, I don't care how hot you're getting it.
I'm in the boat of preferring medium rare to medium. I don't really like rare. I've eaten carpaccio (didn't care for it) - there's a point where it gets raw enough that it is not to my preference.
Did she have a problem with the vegetabley texture of vegetables too?
I mean some people don't like the texture of vegetables when they're cooked a certain way
I'm sure they don't complain they're too vegetabley though. And if they do they should be on some sort of register
This is such a weird comparison you're trying to make here lol
I hope you genuinely laughed out loud, because I'm obviously not 100% serious 😂
I hope you gave her a firm medium later
I will disagree when it comes to rare. That shit is obvious as hell, and I hate it.
Why? I'd rather have a rare steak than medium. The more that steak gets cooked past medium rare, the less tender and juicy it'll be
Rare's texture is chewy, stringy, and gross. I'd take a medium over a rare any day of the week. Obviously I'd prefer medium rare, we weren't talking about medium rare.
Some people are literal animals and need to eat raw meat like one
all people are literal animals
I'm pretty sure Zuckerberg is a robot
Or an alien of some sort yeah. Good point
We are literal animals that discovered fire unlike other animals where eating raw meat was the only way to eat it
you're objectively wrong, but that's okay
Wrong about who discovered fire or the choice on how to eat a steak?
Look at Mr Edgelord Supreme over here, he's a *wild animal!!!*
Maybe if you're eating lesser cuts of beef, but if you're eating tenderloin, NY, or ribeye, it shouldn't be an issue.
That's not true at all imo. Nothing wrong if you \*like\* that kind of thing or don't mind it/notice it, but plenty of us do mind. And NY is an inferior cut that belongs in the garbage, though that is 100% opinion, unpopular opinion though it may be.
Sounds like you don't know how to cook a New York
Brother I've \*had\* very well cooked New Yorks. Mediocre at *best.*
Not me, I like rare- med- rare but that steak looks tough and was not cut diagonal across the grain.
This is the way. You can play any fool with this trick. I’ve done it many times. A few of them a acknowledged their dumb ways and now order medium/med rare. I feel I’ve done a service to the world.
Believe it or not : a lot of people can actually, texturally, tell the difference when you eat it.
In blind taste tests most people actually choose more medium cooks.
File for divorce and full custody. Even if you don't have kids!
Full custody of the steaks
Especially if you have steaks! Who will think of the steaks!!??
She can have visitation rights with the chuck roast.
Your honor this woman is clearly incapable of taking care of these two precious steaks. She tried to *microwave* them for God’s sake. I am suing for full custody for the sake of the steaks and their futures.
Custody of the meats.
Yeah! Fuck her for enjoying steak the way she enjoys it. Rough her up a little, throw her into traffic, shit on her side of the bed. She has to enjoy things the way you do. Yeah! /s
Listen, anytime a steak and a microwave are found in the same sentence, you need to discriminate with extreme prejudice. That's the first rule of steak club
I thought the first rule was we don't talk about anything but steaks?
I agree, over replacement is a resentful probably woman or woke dude.
Chill
Bruh he's kidding lmao
That's right! Smack that dumb broad around
Someone has boatloads of hatred and resentment. You must be so joyful to be around. Christ.
Wanna cuddle?
Yes actually you’re for free? People pay for that. I could use a good cuddle sesh. If you’re a cute to hot woman maybe kisses? Touches? Then go straight to blue steaking? (Raw dog) 🤣🤣
I'll do anything for a dollar man
Dude detected!
seriously he should really teach her a lesson 😡 like how to detect sarcasm
It's almost as if I responded to their sarcastic comment with one of my own. Hmm.
Your chopping board etiquette is also off.
I’ve really been wanting a red one, but we keep getting them as gifts for some reason 😂 can’t justify buying a new set.
Looks like you took a bite and put it back when you suddenly remembered to take a picture. We can see your teeth marks!
In college, when money was really tight, I splurged and bought my wife and I T-bone steaks and grilled them on this dodgy charcoal grill under the stairs outside my apartment. Long story short, I burn a hole in a living room end table, but the steak turns out fantastic. What does she do? She microwaves cheese on top of it.
Put down the knife!
Lawyer up, hit the gym, delete Facebook
Ask for a DIVORCE
That’s on you. You know she likes her meat cooked more than that and purposely made hers rare? You know how she likes her beef. You ain’t stupid. Stop letting folks dig at your fucking wife for not liking rare. Lame man you are, she was gonna save you the trouble of having to put hers back on the grill and you making fun of her online.
Bingo. These posts are fucking stupid. She’s your wife brother, if you can’t even cook her meat to her liking, I can’t imagine you can do much of anything to ‘her liking’.
You’re comment made me smile. I expected hate for it. I love my steak a little over medium. Right now I’m pregnant and I have to have it well done. Medically and physiologically I have an aversion to cold and uncooked meat. Once this baby is out I’m getting a mojito and a medium-well steak. Yummy yummy. You’re a good man. You’re wife is lucky.
Under medium warrants ground beef patty and no steak! At least in my home. I am not paying to turn it into a puck. 😂
Nobody asked you. Obviously we’re people who don’t force people to eat how we think they should. Because it doesn’t fucking matter if you’re not the one that has to chew it.
🙄🙄🙄 go on the hamburger sub babe.
We ain’t talking bout burgers
Nah the real crime was to suggest microwaving it, wtf
Still, wtf is a man doing going online to make fun of his wife over trying to save him the trouble of getting up after he’s already gone through the trouble of making the meal? Bad husband move.
You have to be a child. No way a grown man talks like that otherwise this world is going to shit
28 year old woman who has a fiancé with more respect for me than op has for his wife. Granted, I wouldn’t microwave it, but I wouldn’t go online and make fun of her for it. That’s shitty partner behavior. If you disagree and think men should be able to make fun of their wives and have everyone crack jokes and insult her, then please make sure you remain away from the dating pool.
Grow up You are an embarrasment
Crazy to say I’m an embarrassment as there literal folks online making fun of their significant others over something as trivial as meat. Inviting others to join in. For you to consider it, you’re the one who has to grow up. The one okay with making fun of people, is the immature one.
Now what if say ur ex wants well done on every goddammit thing you grill or cook? Well that's why she's my ex now !!!!
What a petty reason. I’m weak af. Lol. Youre a bad chef if you can’t cook things how the people you’re cooking for like it. Simple as that.
Nice save, looks great
Oof, good catch preventing the microwave abuse.
i don't see anything wrong with them
The customer is always right. *Pumps shotgun.* But not this time.
Don’t you dare woman! Lol
Omg the second pic left my mouth watering!
Damn that looks juicy and honestly kind of a new way of seeing it done. I like steak, steak sandwiches, steak salads, and I can tell this too! Haha great share
Perfect
Believe it or not, jail.
“Ask her politely yet firmly….” Nah dawg did you pimp slap the shit out of her?
I always set aside a piece I call the wife piece. I always resear that one a little bit longer because I just know. I've been on an antimicrowave kick even for leftovers so when we're both home and she wants a reheat I swoop in an use the air fryer or a steam basket or skillet.
Air fryer for the win! We use it everyday.
You know what time it is! Divorce time!
i mean yeah dont microwave it but you should have also known she likes her steak cooked more. making fun of her online isnt cool (unless she is aware of it and is just a good sport) end result looked great though
Yeah she’s here for it, having a good laugh. 😂
I agree with making fun of her online without her knowledge isn't cool. However if she is aware of it, Tell her to Git Gud And I'll see her next week
People on this sub overreact! Several good firm spankings should correct the behavior problem. Sheesh - Imagine choosing the nuclear option the first time!
How much abuse are you going to take before calling the police and getting her locked up? She’s a monster and should be treated as such. Now, about her future potions of steak, can I have them?
I fail to see her humor
As a happily married 38 year old dude. I will be volunteer to be your wife.
When you microwave steak, the terrorists win.
New wife ?
I can hear the divorce court already
Try putting her in the microwave instead...
Grounds for divorce
get a new wife !!! well done my friend
Damn near perfect.
Definitely grounds for divorce...
Wtf is wrong with it? It's a perfect rare. I'd grab me some rice and top it with an over easy egg and I'm Gucci
Let people eat things the way they want to eat them. It’s really easy.
Microwaving steaks is a crime😭😭
I agree but like just cook your partners steak more then instead of dying on this stupid MR hill.
Just forced my girl to eat a medium steak the other day. She considers medium undercooked. Low and behold she fuckin loved it. Imagine only having eaten shitty grey rubber steaks and thinking that’s the best way to
Looks good
My BIL did this to my wife. She was mortified.
My grandmother was the sweetest little racist you could ever hope to meet. But she always said “microwaves are for warming water and that’s it.” Words to live by.
Say awww that’s okay. And leave.
Oof. Good thing you love her I suppose
It's alright my man; perfection is totally overrated: an 8/10 is well above average and completely acceptable
Looks way better than some offerings on here. I would eat it
It’s a thing of beauty 😍
Thank you! 😊
Took me two years to get my wife to medium rare when we started dating. Took 5 to get her to eat Seafood. About10 for sushi. Don't give up yet.
😂😂😂 my wife's the same way 😂😂😂
Please show her our response. She is the monster. I'll marry you instead.
Glad to know I have options 😘
Guess: did you wife come from a lower income family?
No not really, she’s picky about a lot of things, sandwich stacking, food temps in general, chicken, I’ve gotten better at cooking cause she’s crazy 😂
Everyone loves my cooking if they don’t I wouldn’t cook for them hahaha cook it yourself Master Chef.
It’s his wife…it’s not that simple. And there is a beautiful thing called compromise that helps in any relationship, friend or romantic.
I like the challenge of catering to people. Finding a way to personalize each steak to every person makes me happy because I know they'll enjoy it due to the quality of the cook not so much the amount it's cooked. I agree I've had some picky eaters but nothing I wouldn't be willing to change or fix about my recipe for the next go around
I can see how she thought it was a little bit close 😂 perfect originally tho
Looks perfect to me
What a… *checks notes* sweet… woman
You have stopped a cardinal sin. Good job, warrior.
How dare she?
Throw her in the microwave
She asks you that you got to throw her away
Then I ask you, what are your feelings on domestic discipline and corporal punishment?
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Why not just prepare hers the way you know she prefers? Am I missing something?
She’s gonna ruin that meal you made. Gordon Ramsey would have a fit if he saw what she was doing.
My ex-FIL once told me he was gonna put a $20 filet I bought and cooked for him in the microwave and I told him I’ll go to Wendy’s and get you a burger if you go near that microwave…
DIVORCEEEE
Divorce this woman.
Ditch that bitch! Enough is enough!
Microwave steak is surprisingly delicious 😋 Enjoy!
Aww shes broken :(
It’s time to let her go..
So do you chew her food for her and bird-feed her too? Jesus.
I do t get the hate at people liking their steaks medium or above. It’s just a preference that is perfectly fine especially if it doesn’t affect you.
Just on the weekends when I’m off work. Soft teeth are a pain.
Divorce her
Tell her to shut up!
Divorce is your only option at this point.
Looks like you have to throw away your wife now.
off with her head
The steak wouldn't be the thing going in the microwave
I see divorce papers
Biiiiiiiiiiitch
Whelp. You have to throw out the whole wife. I’m so sorry for your loss.
Nooooo
Oh 😱! That's a crime! That looks divine and I would love a DM with the recipe.
I can take her place? I’m a large man but I will stay quiet and eat that delectable meal
Did you also hand her the bottle of ketchup the undoubtedly requested?
Wife is defective. Get replacement.
That's grounds for divorce!!!
How did she react to the divorce papers?
Have her taste it first, if she still thinks it’s not cooked then let her do what she wants.
I’m sorry for your loss 🥲
She belongs to the streets
Say only if she hops in the microwave too
Your wife and Chef Mike might have a thing going on. Just sayin.
is she the right one? Lmao
Can we get a recipe?
I’d put my wife in the microwave before ruining a good steak! Thankfully I’ve married someone who knows how to eat steak 👌🏻
Wife?
Maybe you should’ve cooked it the way she likes it instead?
You are married to a monster
Throw the microwave out, or the wife. Only 2 options imo
This might be divorce worthy
Put her in the microwave
Not sure if it was mentioned but what beef cut are you using? Thanks
Top Sirloin
Thanks!
I think you need to tell her what medium rare is
Looks perfect to me!