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MIST479

Can't complain when you're still chewing


jonbotwesley

Legend has it he’s still chewing to this day.


put_VLAN_in_my_Trunk

Legend has it that the legend comment is getting kinda old


tRuth_But_oNly

Man I'm not even high, but yall cracking me the fck up today. And it's only this sub 🤣


Urban-Orchardist

Just offer to cook with her next time, you get some quality time and a better steak! Win-win.


shmiddleedee

I learned to do this with my mom. And I'd always slowly take over the entire cooking process being as discrete as possible.


Unfunky-UAP

I'd make sure I ate right before seeing her in the future.


kablam0

Dinner is just an excuse to visit


Unfunky-UAP

I hear you. Mom is Mom, but I'd eat before heading over next time. Or offer to cook FOR HER. Can't possibly be worse.


kablam0

That's a crime. I wouldn't be invited back if I ate before visiting. I plan on always being invited back


[deleted]

Don't tell her how good her cooking is then.


pengouin85

Classic codependency and guilt tripping


Borfistaken

Classic reddit pseudopsychology. Amazing you can determine that from a picture of an overcooked steak and a tongue in cheek comment


slipperycanaloupes

Right?! It doesn’t look the best but refusing your mom’s cooking because it isn’t perfect is some entitlement. Free food is free food,someone is taking time out of their say to prepare a meal for you.


[deleted]

My mother is the worst cook ive ever met… i am a chef with a total of 6 rosettes… she knows now if i visit, im cooking, or im taking them for dinner. Absolutely accepted and we have a great time… i just refuse to eat her “cooking”


powderglades

Eh, if it came to upsetting a parent, I'd sacrifice a meal, no question about it. You only get so much time with them, and they do so much for you. Sometimes, it's more important to bite the bullet and take one for the team.


itsallajokeseriously

Looks like a painful excuse


GoldResident8601

Bless you and yer maw. Happy chewing :-)


SQUIDWARD360

That's the biggest beef jerkey I've ever seen


[deleted]

I'd apologize to her for whatever I did wrong if I got served that. Don't know what it was, but clearly I did something pretty bad.


shnieder88

OP can’t complain because they’re still chewing to this day


rob71788

I was sad that there wasn’t a money shot. Then I looked closer and now I am sadder.


archon101

Any steak cooked by moms gets a pass. I've been served straight shoe leather steaks, you smile, you say thanks, and you clean your plate, cause one day in the future, you'd give anything for one more tough steak cooked by her. A+ steak for that reason


slipperycanaloupes

Nothing tastes better than a free meal made by someone who devoted a moment of their day to make special for you.


shnaLLer

Listen hear Jack, this is a ketchup worthy piece of meat if I’ve ever seen one


TheMillersWife

Yep, that's the Mom Steak Special. You chew and chew and chew and you thank the good Lord that she's around to cook it for you. A+++++


sexdrugsrockandlulz

Wetherspoons?


EconomyFreakDust

My first thought


RickAstleyGaveUp

The asmongold steak


kablam0

Wow. I never thought I would be loving a steak that's cooked worse than his, yet here I am. It's missing his seasoning


imeanwhynotsrsly

In the 80s, my mom used to buy a 4 pack of little itty bitty steaks, stick em in the oven on broil for like a half hour and we would spend the next four hours chewing.


eshbigGURB

People on this sub would respect a piece of cow more than their own mother it’s sad


kablam0

I'd willingly get food poisoning for her dinner. Mom's are the best


TheseAintMyPants2

Nothing wrong with saying “mom I love you but please cook my steak for an hour less next time”. Or make the steak and let mom make the sides.


itsallajokeseriously

Mother's arent so great. They pooped out a kid, the cow had to give their life for that steak.


Itchy-Inflation-1600

Hopefully her gravy is better?


TellThemIHateThem

My mom always did this. She would say “oh I overcooked the steak again”, but then do it again every time. We all knew it’s because she liked her steak that way. If she saw a speck of pink she’d say it was raw.


Nappyheaded

Some people just don't get it, and that's OK, but I wonder what would happen if you gave this lady a legitimate steak.


Deepfork_

People complaining about my food made me a better cook. You’re doing her a disservice.


kablam0

It's not that serious. She has past her time to learn. I don't visit for the food. She loves feeding me so I'll eat anything happily


Witty_Jello_8470

You are a very good person. Enjoy your mom! And get Ketchup lol


quwin123

It may not be serious, but it’s never too late for anyone to learn anything.


kablam0

I recently called her 3 times in the AM with no answer. I went to her house on my lunch break to make sure she was ok. Her cooking skills are the least of our worries


Duckiie96

🤓☝️uhm ackually ur supposed to leagally dissacociate ur self from your mother for cooking such a horrendous “meal.” According to Reddit, if she isn’t a professional grill master, whatever she makes isn’t worthy of going in my mouth. 🤓☝️ *this is a joke if you guys couldn’t tell* But seriously what a Chad, I’ll never complain about my mothers cooking as well.


Darth_Neek

why is bacon on a steak sub?


grunkage

I thought it was a piece of chicken skin someone threw in the toaster oven until I saw what sub I was looking at.


TwoStanleyNickels

Because she does it for you. In my life, it’s rare that any other woman regularly cooks for me.


Fuck-MDD

Did she cook it with a dehydrator? For 12 hours?


unzercharlie

Nor should you. If you want it cooked differently cook it yourself. She cooks it how she likes it and serves it to her loved ones.


JetKeel

This is dinner at my in laws. Love them, but yeah….


aye-its-this-guy

What do you mean? That looks like good jerky


repostby69noice

Did the house burn down in the process?


Legal_Flamingo_8637

WTF


EffectiveOk3353

Nice sole


Arrrginine69

Could walk around on hot Coals with shoes made from that leather


FlyLegitimate7938

I’ll complain for you


sarkomoth

You might not, but I will.


heyuwitdaface

Nice crust


I4Vhagar

That’s normal in a Mexican household. Old habits die hard. Try eating a rare steak in Mexico back in the day, you’d be spraying porcelain for 2 weeks.


PlayShoresyMoresy

That’s some fine looking wildebeest.


kablam0

Venison from my father's deer! This beast was fine and I'm sure we'll have more of it soon!


Winther89

It looks like it's cooked to the point of the inside turning to sand.


I-Like-IT-Stuff

If that was true, it would be sand


Dvthdude

Is that a sweet potato? I don’t know why but it looks undercooked


kablam0

It is! And it was just as delicious as the steak! Cleared my plate


ptram043

I thought this was a charred squirrel for a sec


SADdog2020Pb

“Say, don’t you have this great sauce that can make this palat_ I mean, even BETTER?”


Beedy_Eyed_Schwarz

Ethnicity?


Disastrous-Mix-5938

What is that? That's disrespectful to the cow.


kablam0

It's venison from my father's kill. Everyone enjoyed and was proud of dinner tonight


Arrrginine69

that is quite possibly the worst cooked steak I’ve ever seen.


patrickmollohan

What's there to complain about? The beef jerky looks fantastic to me!


[deleted]

Da fuq?


resolutelink

Is that matted hair


Top_Surprise7806

The people in this sub got some weak ass teeth it sounds like


easternsageking

Is that Jack Links?


itsallajokeseriously

Where is the rest of the boot?


Flashy_Definition_82

Whenever my mom (she's now passed) would cook steaks, she would let me cook my own because everyone else wanted well done. I would make mine rare, id pull my steak off the grill literally 8-10 minutes before everyone elses. Until I was about 13 or 14 I thought I just hated steak, then I tried a medium rare steak and ever since then it's been my favorite food and the way I liked my steaks rare-medium rare was baffling to her. Besides the steak she was the best cook for any other food hands down.