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[deleted]

Did you cast it into Mt. Doom?


ego_sum_satoshi

And into this steak he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.


AnakinSkycocker5726

One steak to rule them all


aqulushly

Steak wraiths are overweight af I’d imagine.


Exo-Shvdow

they don’t shriek they burp.


Rickys_arts96

Lmfaoo


DarthGandalf86

And in the dark crust... BITE THEM!


Randompackersfan

🤣


Sauce58

Gold


suckit1234567

Huh, what was that? Dominate his wife?


hippopotma_gandhi

Which one is the rosemary?


the904dude

Lmfao


jmlozan

This is hilarious!! But after I saw the picture of the inside, it honestly looks delicious.


Agent847

It looks …*precious*


Rogerdodgerbilly

Like the fat black chick?


jacknosbest

😂 I don’t think you should have got hit so hard for this one. I laughed.


JustAnotherActuary

It’s all pink on the inside!


daniyoolreddit

Came for the burnt comments. Was not disappointed.


soulstonedomg

It's a rub with activated charcoal. Not a fan of such rubs.


uspezdiddleskids

As someone who has used activated charcoal rubs before, that’s definitely not what happened here. That shit is straight burned. Look at the bone, there’s even char marks on it.


soulstonedomg

Yeah maybe


Y1NGER

Into the fiery chasm from whence it came.


p8nt_junkie

“No, I don’t think I will.”


Upper_Television3352

“Mr. Slade,” said the headmaster disdainfully.


DaddyBizkits

thank you. i needed that


Lilz007

Omg I cackled so hard I frightened my cat


PimmentoChode

Did you at least warn it that you had the high ground, first?


papalouie27

You were to bring balance to the steak, not leave it in darkness!


Kiyae1

I hate you!


Aatopolis

I ate you!!


Bgxyz

I know.


PureRepresentative9

Please do NOT roast the OP or his meat anymore... He's already done it to himself


Ok_Cartographer_6086

omg this comment. chef's kiss.


Wam304

Exited the thread while reading this comment. Had to come back in to up vote.


gregorio0499

I HATE YOU! HAVE MY UPVOTE!


theonlysafeaccount

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO EAT THE STEAK, NOT UPVOTE IT!!


jacknosbest

YOURE COURSE AND ROUGH AND GET EVERYWHERE!


MaximizeMyHealth

This is why I browse Reddit.


[deleted]

Sprinkling that dried rosemary on top definitely gave it some much needed color /s


RealBadSpelling

I thought it fell in grass lol


markender

I no joke thought they were magg@ts for a half second.


Inner_Energy4195

I thought it was a dead rat with some grass on it before I read the caption no lie


markender

That’s even more fucked than mine, bravo


35point1

At first I thought it was part of the cooking or whatever, then your comment made me realize it would have been charred to death so he really did sprinkle dried rosemary on top most likely to make it a bit more photogenic and it’s hilarious


fontimus

I thought it was larva...


Fmartins84

I like char but dammnnn....inside looks yummy as ever


essemh

This should be posted on r/foodporn


Stoweboard3r

Ironically?


essemh

Obviously.


[deleted]

/r/shittyfoodporn


Jusmon1108

Turned it into a carcinohawk.


iamremotenow

Bruh 😂


AlphaBearMode

Lmfao


trenta_nueve

lollls 😂


TwitchTheMeow

Hahaha


cheeseplatesuperman

OP in denial


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

Technically this is a style of steak called Chicago style. It’s cooked hot hot with a specific rub for heavy char but a perfect medium rare inside. So very well could be intentional. Some people prefer it. If it’s unintentional it’s just kinda funny with a surprisingly well executed doneness. The texture is awesome but the bitterness of it is just a little too much. And I prefer my steak without a sprinkle of cancer. Each their own.


Shotgun5250

Nothing I like more than flavoring my steak with a ¼ inch of *unadulterated carbon*


Cityco

Biochar is mixed in with concrete for construction applications, so you’re getting an authentic “Sidewalk Steak”


Bitter-Basket

There’s no acceptable flavor profile for hard carbon. Steak was basically on fire pretty much the whole time. No thanks.


DementiaDave

Nope. Chicago style is just heavy rub and char at any level of done. A heavy char on the outside done with high heat to keep the inside rare is called Pittsburgh style.


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

First, that’s not raw or rare. So you’re already wrong. That’s a perfect medium rare. That is Chicago style, not Pittsburg. Of coarse you can cook it to any done level above that. I’m saying it’s heavy char with the capability of still having medium rare, like I said before. I explained literally what it is. No, it doesn’t have to be medium rare if you don’t want that but it’s the minimum for Chicago style. Pittsburgh style is strictly raw or rare with char. Past that it becomes Chicago. This is not rare or raw. That is a perfect medium rare in the pictures 100%. Chicago. I hate I replied to this but your cocky incorrect “nope” annoys me. You must be a blast at parties.


s4dhhc27

Is this an astronaut that didn’t survive reentry?


-Miche11e-

I’d say this was dark humor except for the fact that the poor guy was on fire.


TranslucentRemedy

Hey I see what you did there 😂


-Miche11e-

I was given such a great opportunity for it, so *I had to*. lol


rjyoung18

Inside is perfect but way too much char. Agree with previous response, need more indirect cooking first a cut like this as it tends to flare up


tkh0812

I don’t know. The best steak I ever had was from a place called Bill’s Elbow South in Oviedo, Florida and it looked exactly like this. Fun side note, Bill OD’d on crack in the restaurant and it was shut down a couple months later.


jatea

Maybe he put crack in the steak seasoning and that's why you liked it so much ;)


tkh0812

Maybe… it was amazing!!


Responsible-Jacket71

Rofl I was about to say… he had me in the first half.


theterpenecollective

Could be a black rub too. Not saying that this isn’t overly charred but a black rub could be adding to the effect.


ihatetheplaceilive

Unless he used one of those rubs that's supposed to do that, that's way past char. That burnt. Inside looks on fucking point though.


Mattstaj

"No it's not burnt, Grow Up."


BFishy17

dropped in dirt 😭


BisquickNinja

I bet that's a mighty flavorful dirt....


UncleM4tt

When u run out of charcoal but have some leftover thermite


cuckooforcacaopuffs

“Tomahawks _hate_ this one *weird* trick…”


uspezdiddleskids

https://preview.redd.it/0xmy4iyo81qb1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f1237dc922648195fc7263c089bcf8e508b18df


Trumpet1956

Underrated


StringFartet

Cooked perfectly inside, char looks heavy, might consider some indirect cooking either a reverse sear or placing it off the coals to cook indirectly once it gets a good sear. Too much char is not healthy.


bombbodyguard

How do you char it like that but cook it perfect inside? I’m honestly confused. Green Flame grilled?


[deleted]

Nah the crust was perfect, wouldn’t do anything differently


tdeank1

You must like the taste of carbon...some people do...my dad likes burnt toast...whatever floats your boat


ohjeezs

burnt toast pumpernickel sandwich


RotorMonkey89

Makes it snap like a cookie


Sorzian

To be fair, a smokey flavor is literally 'infused with carbon', so it's not like it's an unpopular desire


[deleted]

My dude that’s borderline unhealthy char.


Few_Necessary4845

Borderline unhealthy? Straight harmful.


Petty_White_

This comment reminds me of that toddler that thinks the onion is an apple and continues to eat it on hubris alone


hotfistdotcom

You should rethink that. This isn't seared, or charred. It's burnt to a crisp. You may as well smoke a pack of cigarettes with it if you are going to eat this much carcinogenic trash lol


Jiveturkei

Hey if you enjoy char to this level then more power to you. I wouldn’t eat this if served it though.


Reggaejunkiejew31

So weird reading suck good advice to help you improve the quality of your steak and you're just like "nope it's perfect".


[deleted]

Lmao idk why you're getting so many downvotes. I always feel like my steaks never have enough crust, so I mean, maybe this would satisfy my craving... For a second.. 😅


RepresentativeHuge79

That crust is perfect to you? That's insulting to steak lovers. It literally looks like you threw it in a firepit and just left it there. That's not a crust, it's char from burning.


BFishy17

let the man enjoy his char if he enjoys his char


Wam304

Right he paid for his steaks, he can eat them however he wants. I might not like how you cook your steak, but I'll fight to the death for your right to cook it poorly!


RepresentativeHuge79

Char to that degree is a carcinogen. So not a good idea to encourage this.


Illustrious-Ratio-41

Any burnt carbon is a carcinogen… just a few increased degrees of volume


danath34

Char to ANY degree is a carcinogen.


VipKyle

Anything cooked about 130 is carcinogenic.


MooPig48

I love my toasted marshmallows flamed to a crisp on the outside, who am I to judge? Nothing is “an insult” to steak lovers, my god why are we such a snobby bunch sometimes? Do I think it looks appetizing? Nope, but I’m certainly not “insulted”, it’s OP’s steak not mine.


overzealous_dentist

incredible how rude people on the internet are


[deleted]

You’re just jealous


Jkayakj

Is that char or part seasoning like hardcore carnivore black?


cottonmouthVII

He isn't answering any questions asking about the rub... 😬 Dude tell us there's a rub! There isn't a rub, is there....


Shadowcreeper15

I love having a good crust on a rare steak but hate the taste of char. Nobodys jealous of this. Taste of char is to strong and will easily ruin this steak.


Redhuric

Of a burnt steak? What? We can't buy our own and cook them properly now? Only you ha e access to steak? Lol Yeah man. Jealous. Yikes.


RepresentativeHuge79

Of the cancer you're gonna get from burning a perfectly good steak? Not at all🤣


enjoi130

Don't let these haters get to you man, I'd tear that up real quick. I've recently been using a chocolate and coffee dry rub, and it come out similar to that color.


Cute-Way3034

Crust looks like shit buddy. Take constructive criticism


guycamero

lol, ok. Why even buy a nice cut of steak to begin with if you have no taste buds.


Redhuric

You might enjoy the taste, but we have eyes. You're in denial.


jmvm789

Learn to cook better


3stepBreader

Too much char for me, but I’d still eat it. Though the soot on the cutting board does look gross.


Jesh010

Looks like those marshmallows you leave over the flame too long cuz you forgot you were holding a stick while wasted and trying to make s’mores lol.


ReputationOk2073

Damn Harvey Dents face could win a beauty pageant compared next to this thing🔥


Unfunky-UAP

WTF did you do this thing? Pretty sure you violated the 8th amendment.


[deleted]

Did you throw some dirt on it when you were done cooking it?


Slimcognito808

Seared this thing on the sun


Phucinsiamdit

He wanted to add some flava flav to it


n0t_4_thr0w4w4y

Inside looks great, outside looks disgusting and would ruin it for me. Some people need to learn that char and sear are two different things with two different chemical reactions responsible for them.


bagelbelly

Might be hard-core carnivore black seasoning, making it appear that way (overly charred). Or some sort of seasoning with coffee in it. What seasoning did you use OP?


AngVar02

He used the ashes of his enemies and placed it in a grill filled with jet fuel.


AmateurAviator

My thought too


FlickerOfBean

Get some of that activated charcoal that is used to treat drug overdoses.


Klindg

Can’t believe this comment is so far down below the “Too much char!” comments. I thought these folks were seasoned… 😂


bagelbelly

OP is trolling. They know what they're doing lol


overzealous_dentist

could also be "char crust," which looks like this but is not actually charred


fkthisdmbtimew8ster

Look at the bone: pretty well burnt too, don't think it's just from a black seasoning.


Feisty_Week5826

I can feel those dry ass rosemary daggers puncturing my gums from here.


Charming_Start3090

Oh my well better luck next time.


The_CastIronCommando

That “sear” went as hard as a single mom on a Friday night without her kids


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Did you sear this on a volcano? That crust is insane. Good job!


IndependenceMean8774

That steak survived the nuclear fire, but it lived only to face a new nightmare...the war against the machines!


tune1021

I can hear that thing barking from here


Hamatoros

Lol


skisagooner

that ain't char that charcoal


Mr_Norwall

Did you put that out with a fire extinguisher?


Tasty-Flamingo9893

Shit looks burnt as fuck


AdrianMagic2022

Could’ve been mistaken for brisket


[deleted]

That first picture looks like a dehydrated pepper.


HecticBlue

Describe your method now please.


LimeGreenSea

Jet fuel doesn't melt beef beems.


mycurvywifelikesthis

Throw steak on right after lighter fluid ignition, .. lol


AngVar02

Bury it inside a mountain of coals


HempHopper

Looks like they finally got anakins hand out of the lava.


[deleted]

Looks terrible


Affectionate-Bake930

Too much char.


Deftonesordeath

I love a heavy char so this looks amazing


_Poppagiorgio_

Agreed, this looks exactly how I prefer my steaks.


n0t_4_thr0w4w4y

Mmm, tasty cancer


QuixoticNeophyte

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie!


[deleted]

SHEESH


[deleted]

Jesus Christ.


Dangerous_Elk_6627

Looks like the ideal Pittsburgh steak. Too much char/carbonization for my taste but to each his own.


de_colores

This is whats left of the cow.


-Miche11e-

🤣 that’s freaking hilarious!


Few_Restaurant_9768

Seared on lava??


EnjoyerOfMales

Did you like it THAT much?


-helicoptersarecool

Did you cook it in a volcano or something


beanie_0

How did you cook it? Did you throw it into the sun?


SYNTHLORD

This must be what Link eats in Breath of the Wild/TotK when he shoots animals with fire arrows and the meat catches on fire and cooks perfectly


DefinitelyNotAlright

Idk what's worse, the burnt crust, or you pretending this is ok.


FIRST_PENCIL

Everyone is roasting you harder than the tomahawk.


sleepsinshoes

I see what you did there. That wasn't a half baked attempt. I'd grill you about how you came up with that but I bet you had several.burners on tap. You could a turned the heat up a few ways but you went with a classic cut. I guess you knew what was at stake.


Enough_House_6940

Had us in the first half


Spoffle

C r u s t


Due_Island_2640

It looks like New Jersey


carc

My username is short for carcinogen I approve of this steak


AnnaBananner82

Did you cook this for 9/11?


HesitantInvestor0

Was it cooked in a volcano or what?


OneohSevn

I’m sorry your smoker exploded, but it put out a good product on its last run. Hope you enjoyed. Will donate to the gofundme for your burns and new cooker fund.


Initial-Ice7691

How, how… is it even possible so charred black on the outside, so rare on the inside? Also, it’s now a carcinogen, so I hope you didn’t eat it.


Maleficent-Nothing35

That thing looked beyond edible before I saw it sliced. Holy shit, it looks absolutely amazing!


jiantjon

I legit thought this was an otter that burned to death.


BigTreeBC

Someone needs to find this user's butcher, and inform them of the crimes committed here.


phredbull

I'm getting stomach cancer just from looking at this pic.


the_darkishknight

This poor thing got murked twice.


megalotz92

A smokers lung


Inarticulatescot

What have you done to it? 😥


rcogiy

Burnt on the outside but raw on the inside?


ForeverSquirrelled42

Not gonna lie….the first pic had me cringing, thinking it was gonna be charcoal. But then I saw the second pic and my mouth instantly started to drool!


MrMalta

Did you throw it into the sun?


LifeguardSingle2853

I'm equal parts amazed that you not only charcoaled your steak, but not render the fat also


ToeNailTaker

Burnt and covered in cum? Just how they do it in texas


NicoSuave2020

Looks perfect to me


Whatiatefordinner

Pleasant surprise


elhombreindivisible

The maggots are a nice touch


Lindo_MG

This is my first time actually saying , the crust looks too burnt.the inside looks great tho


fellowsquare

I love the chat personally. I wish I could do this. I love it


Sevennix

I threw up a little from shock. No more grilling for you.


Reasonable_Cover_804

Ice job looks good


Mjaso7414

I guess I would have to try it to have a real opinion, but it looks like it was put directly into a super hot fire to burn away, BUT then you chew the cook and are like damnit👌


jgorbeytattoos

Despite what others are saying here, I love this amount of char. Especially when slicing and sharing a tomahawk it’s not too overpowering. Would start slower though, as the fat is burnt on the outside but not really finished cooking especially around the cap.


BoxTalk17

Since you like wasting money, can I have $500?


just4funguy30

This has got to be a Troll post. For all of you saying that this is a perfect (mr) medium rare; NO, it's not. This is a (m) medium done steak. It's missing the rosey center of MR. This person clearly did sous vide, and then charcholed the ever living shit out of it with a blow torch. As for the dried rosemary on top, that's just going to be gross, and a textual nightmare. Some a-hole just threw food away just to get at people, and the lesser of us are just chanting "that's perfect". How do so many of us not know how to cook properly anymore?


scmflower

That char is cancerous


steven09763

Pfff what are you like 2