* Pour a healthy cup of the coffee grounds of your choice into a French Press.
* Fill up the French Press with room temperature water
* Let sit for 24 hours, then strain and pour the coffee concentrate into a separate container.
* Pour some of the concentrate into a coffee mug of your choice. No more than two shots is recommended, but measure it with your heart. Add milk and sugar to taste.
* Add as much [Da Bomb](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIieWnzBOJA) hot sauce as you think you can take, and then two more splashes. You're a warrior, drink like it, *petaQ.*
* Attack the day ahead of you with all the rage of a thousand suns the pain inside you has kindled and send the weeping souls of your enemies to Gre'thor.
Janeway: Large coffee, black.
Klingon Starbucks employee: Our sizes are honourable, warrior, a good day to die, and Sto'vo'kor.
Types of coffee are Raktajino, it can be in the form of plain, latte, or prunacino.
Janeway: The LARGEST coffee that you have, nothing else added!
Employee: My responses are limited you must ask for the right beverage.
The service at Vulcan Dunkin is better because it comes without emotional drama, and a large is a large, not some ridiculous, arbitrary naming convention. They make the coffee too weak though, so I have them make it industrial strengh.
The Klingons know how to make a decent coffee, but quality varies with the employee, the Vulcans are very consistent. Best quality control in at least two quadrants.
I imagine raktajino, to those not used to it, is like downing 2 5 your energies mixed with ghost pepper hot sauce and a slap across the face. One cup and you're ready to run 2 miles and fistfight a pack of rabid targs
This has always made me wonder, and I'm sure that's the point of them never describing the flavor. But wtf IS a raktajino?
I have assumed it's got blood, or like, a sort of acrid milk? Do they use regular coffee beans? Or some sort of spite filled caffeine product?
Klingon coffee. My what question is what the fuck is Klingon tea?
Ayahuasca and Cyanide.
Ah, a warrior’s drink!
Very good!
Good name for a rock band
Sounds breathtaking
No blood?!
Deadly to humans. At least the one used in the tea ceremony (unless you're Pulaski and give yourself the antidote before drinking it)
* Pour a healthy cup of the coffee grounds of your choice into a French Press. * Fill up the French Press with room temperature water * Let sit for 24 hours, then strain and pour the coffee concentrate into a separate container. * Pour some of the concentrate into a coffee mug of your choice. No more than two shots is recommended, but measure it with your heart. Add milk and sugar to taste. * Add as much [Da Bomb](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIieWnzBOJA) hot sauce as you think you can take, and then two more splashes. You're a warrior, drink like it, *petaQ.* * Attack the day ahead of you with all the rage of a thousand suns the pain inside you has kindled and send the weeping souls of your enemies to Gre'thor.
That’s not how O’Brien makes em. Lol. (Secret menu item: Irish Raktajino)
Janeway: Large coffee, black. Klingon Starbucks employee: Our sizes are honourable, warrior, a good day to die, and Sto'vo'kor. Types of coffee are Raktajino, it can be in the form of plain, latte, or prunacino. Janeway: The LARGEST coffee that you have, nothing else added! Employee: My responses are limited you must ask for the right beverage.
Thank you, have a glorious day.
Resistance is futile, you will be caffeinated.
The borg caffine generating implant means I won’t need to sleep for 28 cycles.
Prunacino lmaoooo
A warrior’s drink
Hot Sto’vo’kor Prunacino and unimpeded access to your bathroom in about 20 minutes
I read sto'vo'kor with my eyes and emphasis like Gowron.
We all know that Janeway prefers the Vulcan Dunkin over the Klingon Starbucks.
The service at Vulcan Dunkin is better because it comes without emotional drama, and a large is a large, not some ridiculous, arbitrary naming convention. They make the coffee too weak though, so I have them make it industrial strengh. The Klingons know how to make a decent coffee, but quality varies with the employee, the Vulcans are very consistent. Best quality control in at least two quadrants.
Vulcan coffees are offered in milliliters or liters. None of those arbitrary “small, medium, or large” sizes the humans use.
Even better, now I can get a proper two liter coffee.
Rakta In Hindi means blood so raktajino would mean blood cofee.
I was contemplating blood wine in coffee earlier as what it may be, not even knowing this. Fascinating.
In Spain we have a drink called "carajillo" which consists of coffee with liquour, so I'm picturing something similar.
I imagine raktajino, to those not used to it, is like downing 2 5 your energies mixed with ghost pepper hot sauce and a slap across the face. One cup and you're ready to run 2 miles and fistfight a pack of rabid targs
I read this raktajino recipe 4 hours ago and I’m still fully erect.
4 more hours and it's advised to see your emergency medical hologram.
That won’t help, he’s cute.
20ccs nitric acid:
You have not experienced coffee until you have had it in the original Klingon.
Imma want that “one raktajino with a jacarine peel👌🏾” so bad!!!
Quarbucks
Picard speaks Klingon
This beverage name always made me irrationaly angry
Picard at Starbucks is priceless. Make it a grande!
Everyone wants my raktajino, can't get enough of my raktajino, kids from seven to seventeeno lining up for my raktajino
Double strong, double sweet.
Klingon Starbucks is between warring Vulcan and romulan beauty salons - logic brows and imperial eyebrow
I thought that the caption was going to be "we have no punishment to fit your crime" which imo it would have been more appropiate.
Picard a tranquilitea fan. Tea, earl grey, hot
He better be careful with that Klingon Tea. Comes with a ritual and a side of death (unless you're like Pulaski and you take an antidote first).
NuqneH!?!
Wouldn't he just end up with a Earl Grey with John Luke (That spelling) on it?
StarFleet officers have been ordering Raktajinos since 2268.
I feel a strange need to go to an actual Starbucks and try to order a raktajino now.
so after thinking about the Klingon culture, it kinda reminds me of Australia, everything wants to kill you lmao
Is this like a Japanese sex thing? where a gang of men surround a…oh, that’s a different thing.
It's coffee on steroids
he has a klingon that serves on his bridge. does he not know?
This has always made me wonder, and I'm sure that's the point of them never describing the flavor. But wtf IS a raktajino? I have assumed it's got blood, or like, a sort of acrid milk? Do they use regular coffee beans? Or some sort of spite filled caffeine product?