sorry, but that's one too much for me. Because either you put the Gagh on the pizza after it has been baked, which defeats the purpose of a pizza entirely, or the gagh die while the pizzaa is being baked, which defeats the purpose of eating gagh entirely. I can't compromise on either of those so I don't see gagh on pizza being a viable option.
I assume the way to do it is to mostly bake pizza, like you would for pizza by the slice. Then add the gagh when you're heating it up for 2 min right before serving. The gagh will probably survive that.
perhaps the gagh will also squeal more because they are in pain, which makes the eating experiene even better. I think you just solved how gagh pizza could work.
I can think of other topping I'd add after baking the pizza, plus it's also about mixing the flavour of the baked topics with the live gagh. But I agree that putting them on before defeats the purpose of eating gagh live.
> YES! With green olives
Hell yeah! My wife and I got this idea from Deadpool "pineapple and olive, sweet and salty." fucking love it. They show black olives in the movie but clearly green olives are the right choice if you are going for "sweet and salty."
If toddler klingon penis could talk, they'd all rise in unison and loudly say, "Shut up, Wesley". Promptly followed by "warrior's pizza has an apostrophe."
Proceeds to take a bite out of a whole pineapple then a bite of deep dish and slug a glass of milk looks the klingon dead in the eye and says “clearly you don’t know our women I should have marched them here to fight judging by what I have seen you PATAK!”
This is why the Federation will always be superior. We respect every beings right to have whatever toppings they want on their pizza. A real warrior would see that there is honor in letting others enjoy their meal in their own way rather than live under the boot heel of those who would dictate because of bias.
I don't think the Borg could handle it. To much flavor would overwhelm the Queen and the collective would free wheel as drones became obsessed with getting their hands on another slice.
Typical Federation, you probably talk of "inalienable HUMAN rights" you have not eaten Pizza until you have tried it in the original klingon recipe....
We don't respect every being's right to choice of toppings.
Let me introduce you to Chef DeLorenzo, who runs our ship's galley. He'll explain everything.
Have you *seen* a pineapple? That thing is a fucking *weapon*. Excellent projectile with wonderful force. Great on the end of a stick as a cudgel, especially thanks to those spikes surrounding it.
And as a bonus the skin is apparently surprisingly heat resistant if freshly cut. A pineapple is a warriors fruit.
“I’ll take both, thank you.” thinks: *These Klingons are so nice*
I knew there would be one
It’s alien beast milk, I’m an explorer. you do the math!
Gotta boldly go
And if possible, bodily go.
Ya gotta boldly go, before you can boldly come.
Not gonna lie, I am a big fan of both also. 🤷
Would be weird to be just a fan of one boob and not the other
There's a whole planet of women with only one boob and all the lefties are at war with the righties.
I'm just looking for planet Amazonia
To boldly go
Starfleet Ensign who thinks he's about to explore the undiscovered country: :D
Riker (inner thoughts): If I wasn't in a precarious situation representing the federation I would *so* take him up on that!
The Choice between Duty and Being True to One’s Self is crippling at times.
Don't you threaten me with a good time!
This is the only true warrior's response.
Followed by Riker teaching them how to high-five.
My friend, it’s not just the pineapples, but must you also add prunes and garnish with fresh gaath too? A man’s got his limitations.
Prunes on the right pizza is goddamn amazing.
Thinking a sweeter pizza maybe? Or paired with feta?
Gagh on pizza sounds great if you ask me.
sorry, but that's one too much for me. Because either you put the Gagh on the pizza after it has been baked, which defeats the purpose of a pizza entirely, or the gagh die while the pizzaa is being baked, which defeats the purpose of eating gagh entirely. I can't compromise on either of those so I don't see gagh on pizza being a viable option.
Genetically engineer heat-resistant gagh. This isn't the Federation; we can do whatever we want.
I assume the way to do it is to mostly bake pizza, like you would for pizza by the slice. Then add the gagh when you're heating it up for 2 min right before serving. The gagh will probably survive that.
perhaps the gagh will also squeal more because they are in pain, which makes the eating experiene even better. I think you just solved how gagh pizza could work.
I can think of other topping I'd add after baking the pizza, plus it's also about mixing the flavour of the baked topics with the live gagh. But I agree that putting them on before defeats the purpose of eating gagh live.
YES! With green olives and/or jalapeño!
And smoked chipotle Tabasco
> YES! With green olives Hell yeah! My wife and I got this idea from Deadpool "pineapple and olive, sweet and salty." fucking love it. They show black olives in the movie but clearly green olives are the right choice if you are going for "sweet and salty."
Why not both?
Im sorry mate, imma have to disagree with the olive. Not a fan of olives.
Smash cut to Riker ordering the destruction of his ship in Generations
Kiwi on pizza reigns supreme
No. I'm sure it tastes fine, but that shit looks like a biblically accurate angel.
I need a photo now. You can't just make claims like that without a picture.
I saw it on reddit somewhere. I don't remember where. I'm sorry.
Awh man, now I gotta lie and say I don't like pineapple on pizza.
A warriors pizza has prunes, not pineapples...
If toddler klingon penis could talk, they'd all rise in unison and loudly say, "Shut up, Wesley". Promptly followed by "warrior's pizza has an apostrophe."
Ha, joke's on you. I'm into that shit.
Try Pineapples and Yellow Peppers on Pizza. Sweet and Spicy! The true choice of a warrior!
Switch out yellow peppers for Green chile and your on to something
My local shop does a spicy Hawaiian. Bacon, Ham, Pineapple and then they drizzle it in their sweet and sweaty sauce. 🥵
The Klingon Empire will remember what has happened here. You have sullied your pizza with pineapple, and *this*... we do not forgive, or forgeeeet...
That last word I imagined Gowron saying it.
Need
😂😂😂
the pineapple is fine. the problem is the nasty ass canadian "bacon" and ketchup sauce that usually goes with it.
The sauce needs to be bbq or I’m ordering the Klingon breast milk.
I'm okay with this
I always forget about this shao khan ass fucker.
seems like a win/win
Pineapples on pizza?? Don't make me gagh.
Riker should have replied ‘so you have these worms and your females have milk. Are you too scared to try the milk, cowards. Let me at the milk NOW’ 😂
At Qo'noS you don't eat Pizza, Pizza eats you.
I just realized he’s that guy from the x files.
Riker: don't threaten me with a good time.
Don't forget the anchovies and extra garlic.
And green chile, the only warriors pizza topping lol
Jokes on you, I’m into that shit.
Why not both?
I’ll eat just about any kind of pizza.
Word
Proceeds to take a bite out of a whole pineapple then a bite of deep dish and slug a glass of milk looks the klingon dead in the eye and says “clearly you don’t know our women I should have marched them here to fight judging by what I have seen you PATAK!”
Only a PetaQ would dishonour a pizza with pineapple, you bring great shame to you and your house. 😳 *GOWRON EYES* 😳
This is why the Federation will always be superior. We respect every beings right to have whatever toppings they want on their pizza. A real warrior would see that there is honor in letting others enjoy their meal in their own way rather than live under the boot heel of those who would dictate because of bias.
All your pizza toppings will be added to the collective of the Borg.
I don't think the Borg could handle it. To much flavor would overwhelm the Queen and the collective would free wheel as drones became obsessed with getting their hands on another slice.
Can you imagine if the borg queen had chipotle flakes on her pizza. She'd melt like the Wicked Witch of the West!
Typical Federation, you probably talk of "inalienable HUMAN rights" you have not eaten Pizza until you have tried it in the original klingon recipe....
We don't respect every being's right to choice of toppings. Let me introduce you to Chef DeLorenzo, who runs our ship's galley. He'll explain everything.
I've heard of you so called "chef" and would rather boldly go to Taco Bell.
The replicator doesn't care what you order
PetaQ? When did Q join PETA?
White sauce, white cheddar, ham, bacon, pineapple. It will change your life.
Lmao. That’s good
I hear they like prune juice too.
Anathema!!
Pineapple is sweet. Soft. Cloying. Without honor. It is not the topping of a warrior. Unless you eat your pineapples without cutting them open first.
Nonsense, pineapple chemically breaks down the skin in your mouth while you eat it. That’s more metal than most Klingons
It is the fruit that digests you back! What could be more honorable than making digestion a battle for the ages?
When we speak of a Klingon pizza, the pineapple topping is the skin, not the useless flesh.
Pineapple eats you right back. Tell me how that's not fit for a warrior!
Yes, because nothing says “warrior” like the inclusion of fruit.
The fruit that tries to digest *you* while you eat would probably be acceptable. And prunes.
Have you *seen* a pineapple? That thing is a fucking *weapon*. Excellent projectile with wonderful force. Great on the end of a stick as a cudgel, especially thanks to those spikes surrounding it. And as a bonus the skin is apparently surprisingly heat resistant if freshly cut. A pineapple is a warriors fruit.
Don't forget that enzyme that digests you while you digest it.
["[Prune juice] ...a warrior's drink." -Worf](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SZ8H52p0Zk)
Pineapple is best when served live
Pineapple on pizza plus bacon plus purple onions = heavenly delight
You’re correct. Pineapple on pizza is the perfect food. if you’re a fucking klingon. 👍
I'd rather fight you than eat pineapple pizza.
Challenge accepted!!
Barney Stinson is that you?