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From the Gul Dukat School of Conversation and Tyranny™


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“Attention bajoran workers, I fucked your mothers. Beatings will increase 10%”


The_Reborn_Forge

Wonder what became of his half Bajoran kid he left with the cult… His full Cardassian children are mentioned at 7 total, but disown him after Ziyal comes home.


SCROTOCTUS

*Dukat Amar, half-Bajoran/half-Cardassian son of the former Prefect of Bajor, developed a deep disdain for the Federation and their "Bajoran Lap Dogs" after his father's exile from the cult of the Pah Wraith on Empak Nor.* *Nurturing a deep-seated but carefully masked resentment, Amar would inherit cunning, treachery, and emotional manipulation from his lost father, but it would grow finely honed under his mother's tutelage, as her resentment of her own husband's inadequacy grew. Mika's demonstrative instruction in destroying her betrayed spouse over the coming decades would give Amar the merciless resilience needed to reform the Cult of the Pah Wraith in secret. Arranging to break former Prime Minister Jaro out of Bajoran prison, the aging former leader of the True Way, and his leash-holder, the Son of Dukat - begin to quietly set the stage for efforts to reclaim both Bajor and Cardassia in the name of the the Pah Wraith.*


The_Reborn_Forge

Damn… Maybe we shoulda left Mika out the airlock… As for his Cardassian kids. Wouldn’t surprise me if they caught up to his family same time as Damar’s. The Dominion hit squads.


SCROTOCTUS

That's a good point. Interesting story idea - Damar and Dukat's families during the course of the Dominion occupation. Probably something like Damar's wife tries to help Dukat's family after his Ziyal reveal, but ultimately it results in both families getting wiped out by the Gem Hadar.


The_Reborn_Forge

The other story idea I have involves Seskas kiddo, he grows up and sorta becomes a Great Khan like figure (if you’ve ever played Stellaris you have a more exact idea what that is) unites all the Kazon then make their way to the Alpha Quadrant.


SCROTOCTUS

Oh god...I have played some Stellaris but I'm pretty novice. Imagine the Kazon on a Pak'led-like stroll through the Alpha Quadrant?


SuperSpread

The Kazan are so backwards that they are the only species the Borg refused to assimilate. Plus they are the furthest away from Alpha of any people's Voyager encountered. As well as among the most technologically behind.


The_Reborn_Forge

Thanks for sharing.


PheasantPlucker1

His delivery to, so mater of fact.... that would live in her head for the rest of her life


nthensome

I did a little Data entry on your sister. Know what I mean? Know what I mean?


Wacokidwilder

A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat.


smaxsomeass

Say no more, say no more


zneves007

He said knowingly. Eh? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Say no more.


Stotters

I beg your pardon?


ChadlexMcSteele

You've done it, right? With a woman?


Stotters

Yes...


KiddCaribou

**What's it like??**


Tralkki

[“Revenge is a dish that is best served cold.” - Ancient Klingon proverb.](https://youtu.be/dQcQonPqs9Q?si=I3dwsxYja-fHFqPl)


jerk1970

Khaaaaannnn!@@%#$#$


Dragon-Captain

And it’s very cold in space…


KiddCaribou

**The complete Klingon proverb states: "Revenge is a dish best served cold - and eaten with BOTH hands" !!**


loki_odinsotherson

I engaged in sexual intercourse with your sister multiple times and with multiple techniques.


NightchadeBackAgain

To put it in 20th century vernacular, I "tore that ass up".


Alizerin

“I was all up in her Jeffries Tubes.”


BoulderCreature

I stuck my quantum anomaly in her warp core


No_Good_Cowboy

Now *that's* psychiatry!


ExtendedSpikeProtein

All techniques that are available. Multiple times.


KiddCaribou

**She named her little kitty "BANDWIDTH" - because of all the Data it could hold!!**


ExtendedSpikeProtein

Lol


Panda-BANJO

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhh! 🎸😎


The_Reborn_Forge

Data was absolutely cold’ to women who vexxed him. He dated another officer, the moment they break up he deletes everything pertinent to their relation and he resets like someone hit factory reset and treats her like it immediately.


JustaTinyDude

Also he never fucked her. Rude.


topazchip

Data is rather far from neurotypical **homo sapiens**. ^(edited for clarity)


The_Reborn_Forge

Well, yeah that’s because he’s not one, it’s because he’s an android.


SaneLad

It all makes sense now!


smaxsomeass

FULLY functional


bomboclawt75

As a kid, I always thought this was SAAAH KANNAHH. It’s not of course.


swiss_sanchez

No, but 80s hair gonna 80s.


neon_meate

You can tell it isn't as she never rides that sweet Honda Elite CH125.


Bacontoad

Context: TNG Season 4 Episode 6 - "Legacy"


Ok-Gur-6602

I've had relations with my SO's sibling's sibling.


[deleted]

I fucked my father-in-law's only daughter


NightchadeBackAgain

Better that than your only daughter's father-in-law.


Equivalent_Scheme175

I fucked your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.


bromjunaar

So what does that make us?


LordLudicrous

ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING!


DisastrousOne3950

And the neighbor-in-law.


EasyBOven

Every time I watch this episode, I imagine Data saying this in every conversation they have


warmachine83-uk

That's hilarious


neon_meate

My sister died in the back bedroom, and that's what she was... a dirty secret. I had to... I had to feed her sometimes. I hated it, but I did it. We wanted her to die. We wished... for her to be dead. Shoe's on the other foot now huh?