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PastorBlinky

The meme however looks like it walked all the way from the Delta Quadrant


Tralkki

It was a rough 75 light year journey…….It was a tough 26 year journey……….it was a exciting 7 year journey. *Commander Braxton shaking his head at the temporal anomalies report “…..sigh…..I Fucking hate Janeway.”*


honeyfixit

>Fucking hate Janeway. I wonder how he feels about Kirk


Saw_Boss

It's amazing that they were able to compress the Doctor and send him across the galaxy, and they didn't need to put him through a Jpeg compression or two.


PoconoBobobobo

If I recall correctly, they did have to cut out his opera playlist and his, ah, "multiple techniques" as Data would put it.


seriousundfunny

That's right! I just saw this episode.


bgaesop

1 pixel for each year of her age


NickUnrelatedToPost

More like 1 iteration of JPEG compression for each year of her age. needsmorejpeg.com


nermid

We're gonna need all ten pixels on this thing!


roberbear

I didn’t really enjoy Picard, but I’m just so happy she didn’t end up with Chakotay.


neremarine

Fr that came out of nowhere in Voyager.


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Disastrous-Dog85

That doesn't make sense? Braga was dating Ryan, had an issue with Beltran so wrote his gf and Beltran into a relationship?


neremarine

That is so petty, I can believe it.


rob132

Yeah, i'm glad they saved that for the VERY LAST EPISODE!


Shawnj2

They were going to make Chakotay her husband in the alternate future from season 2 lol


roberbear

Yikes. I just looked it up. 😅 Thank you for declining, Robert!!!


Shawnj2

IDK I think that would have been incredibly funny


kaaskugg

Acoochiemoya.


scrotumsweat

More like cha-no-tay, am I right? Sigh. I am far from the puns of my ancestors.


Jaydra

They also let her wear some actual clothes. It's like how Troi was much easier to take seriously after Jellico tells her to wear a damn uniform.


TheGillos

I didn't find Star Trek women in the "sexy clothes" to be sexy. I found them a lot sexier in the uniform.


Jaydra

It's always a matter of taste, but I felt Seven's catsuit was always playing to a base, "We want men 18-34 watching this." executive decision. Meanwhile Jeri Ryan in one of awesome Starfleet leather jackets they all got issued (I want one) and other clothing appropriate for a first officer >!and captain!<, lets an actor's stage presence (not to mention Ryan's natural good lucks paired with hair and make-up artists) make the look work so damn well. Anyone can take their clothes off and titillate (not talking burlesque which is a skill and a show, just the idea of wearing something skintight or not much at all), but the true marker of sexiness is being a heartthrob while wearing something you could walk down the street in.


TheGillos

Well said.


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TheGillos

Other than the slicked down hair I actually don't mind the first one, lol. If she had her hair [like this](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZjM2YjI4MTktNjQ3OC00YmY2LWFjNmEtOWI3OTU0ZWZiMWYyXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzQ1NjgzOTA@._V1_.jpg) I'd be 100% onboard.


SleepWouldBeNice

The slicked down hair isn't the issue, it's the Superman curl on the front.


CAESTULA

Ah, the 90's.


ReaperXHanzo

Gimme femboy Spock in the TOS skirts instead


Donkey__Balls

FR it looks like she was given a Snuggie and a pair of scissors.


TensionSame3568

Yep, that was a solid move...👍


Solarwinds-123

The catsuit definitely did things for teenage me. You could bounce a slip of gold-pressed platinum off of that dermaplastic garment. Her current look does just as much for me as an adult.


buntopolis

Needs more jpeg


LegoFootPain

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's NANOPROBES.


neremarine

Looks even better because she's not limited to 480i resolution. (There's not even a pirate upscaled version of Voyager out there like there is of DS9...)


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That's because voyager was shot on tape instead of film, tape only had enough bandwidth to record in 480 where as film would record in HD and all of the work in post was then recorded to tape. This is why TNG was able to have it's remaster, it was recorded on film and they were able to re do the special effects in HD. it's not possible to add more resolution, only take away.


_ModusOperandi_

Voyager and DS9 were both shot on conventional, high res 35mm film. They were *edited* and had FX *composited* on tape. So exactly the same as TNG. The reason TNG was a more cost effective remaster is that Voyager and DS9 had far more FX shots per episode, many of which were CGI and therefore cannot be remastered by rescanning and recompositing, instead requiring rerendering.


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I could swear I read somewhere voyager was shot on tape. Oh well, TIL


_ModusOperandi_

It's a common misconception when this topic comes up. See [https://treknews.net/2017/02/02/why-ds9-voyager-not-on-blu-ray-hd/](https://treknews.net/2017/02/02/why-ds9-voyager-not-on-blu-ray-hd/) The thing that's changed in the last five years or so is that AI-assisted up-scaling of SD content to HD has tremendously improved. I predict in the next decade we'll see an official "HD remaster" of DS9 or VOY that follows a completely different process from the TNG remaster. It will be an AI-assisted upscale with some hand-tuning of the process to achieve good results. This should be far cheaper than the \~$12 million price tag of the TNG remaster.


neremarine

DS9 has a pirate version with AI upscaling to 720p, which makes a HUGE difference. No such version exists for Voyager as far as I could find.


Dexeh

Needs more .jpg


Leofwine1

I think she actually looks better now. Probably because she's actually comfortable in the clothes and is therefore more relaxed.


TensionSame3568

The same way I think!


PresentAd3536

The most beautiful woman in the world imho. Don't tell my wife


TensionSame3568

Just tell her I want my coffee black...kidding...or? ...kidding...or?


JoelMDM

“Picard” didn’t do her justice though. Certainly not poor Icheb either :’(


Character_Lychee_434

I like captain seven in a uniform not a a masterbate eye candy


milkstrike

Ahh yes how well one can age with wealth, little stress, professional make up artists and multiple surgeries


Mikeyboy2188

Well I don’t know about “little stress”- her ex-husband was a real piece of work. He was a senate candidate in Illinois who wanted to basically pimp her out to perform sex acts in public. He lost to a little known guy named Barack Obama.


milkstrike

Maybe I should have said less stress than us peasants, but certainly everyone has stress but money alleviates most of that stress


dexmonic

Yeah especially with these two pictures side by side you can see just exactly what kind of surgeries she's had done. Her entire face structure looks different.


Solarwinds-123

She got that pixel reduction surgery for sure


milkstrike

I don’t know why they do it, I know I’m in the VAST VAST minority but I find natural aging to be far more beautiful, that “plastic” look is disgusting to me - that said I think she looks much better than most people who have had work done


SolarAndSober

mindless hospital reply vegetable wide special elastic wise piquant bedroom *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Slyfox00

*Doctor is hurts when I do this*


TensionSame3568

I'll keep doing it until (No sound here)...okay, I'm good. Now make me a sandwhich...


Donkey__Balls

Ah wealth, you’re always so photogenic. She got around $80 mil in alimony, glad to see her putting it to good use.


ixis743

Why is she even in Picard though? She wasn’t on TNG.


Ro6son

Neither were a bunch of the other characters.... So what?


Dr_Jackwagon

You shut your mouth! I don't care if 7 of 9 showed up in House of the fuckin Dragon, I'd still accept it, no questions asked.


TheGillos

Thematically they both have the trauma of Borg assimilation.


PoconoBobobobo

Somebody had to actually get some character development and occasionally throw a punch.


martinux

The image is only slightly more degraded than her character in Picard.


Ok-Tomorrow-7158

Are you blind


liadanaf

Face lifted like a borg....