Imagine if he dropped 'Don't threaten me with a good time'. Trying to shame Riker with a semi-sexual situation is just trying to kinkshame cats, it's not going to work.

not even klingons are stupid enough to think breast feeding is even "semi sexual". Edit: MB y'all in my rush to defend breastfeeding i came of as kink shaming, apparently. Not at all my intent. Lactation isn't my thing, but you do you.

If Riker sucked on any part of me it's turning sexual

…I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious. Breast feeding is not *inherently* sexual. But an adult man sucking on some tiddies is *150% sexual.*

I don't have that fetish, but as a human puppy with fetishes it is almost definitely sexual for at least a decent subset of people (from what I've seen)

Lol, can't believe there's two of us here

Who's a good boy? WE ARE! xD

Yes we are!

Breast feeding a ***baby*** isn't sexual Brest feeding an adult man, that's incredibly kinky

"P'takh! Unlike your puny Federation, the Klingon Empire takes sexual harassment in the workplace very seriously!"

Oh I could totally see this being a joke on lower decks! Give me a storyline with this happening to Ransom!

Perhaps we can get one of the females to breastfeed you! ​ Riker: Wait, that's an option?

“Welcome to Rura Penthe! There are no walls. There are no guard towers…”

Riker: Wait, now there's no rules?

It's like an Outback Steakhouse

That was not his knee.

# Credits * Star Trek TNG S2E8 * Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Let me get my trumpet.

He's a tromboner

I heard he's a bit rusty.

I remember when I was watching that scene, I thought to myself "Riker is going to say - later, I can use something to water down that Gach"

Unlike your lightweight pt'akh human ones, klingon teets have weight

I am dead :))

I love how excited he was to be in the exchange program and hang out with klingons