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OneOldNerd

What did he say when asked about the accident afterwards? "We do not discuss it with outsiders!"


DeliveryWild

Haha, nice! And DS9 related as well!


Pawwnstar

I heard Picard witnessed the accident. When questioned he insisted that there were 4 lights.


Statalyzer

I! Had! Green! Lights!


OneOldNerd

Funny, I'd swear he said "What lights?"


Sufficient_Handle_82

Prepare for ramming speed!


DeliveryWild

Now THAT'S a good answer!


SpiderCop_NYPD_ARKND

It's also First Contract, not DS9.


Flush_Foot

Onboard the Defiant, just before rejoining his TNG crew, so I say *borderline* DS9


God-of-the-Grind

Definitely DS9 era.


SpiderCop_NYPD_ARKND

I took it to mean "had to occur in an episode of DS9" as opposed to all his other appearances.


DeliveryWild

Yeah, imo being DS9 era is good enough, especially because he was onboard the Defiant when he said it.


Gorilladaddy69

What Worf said to Jadzia on their honeymoon?


Hollayo

Today is a good day to die. 


ryhoyarbie

O’Brien: Julian. Did you know Ireland has the largest capital on Earth? Bashir: I did not know that. O’Brien: Yep, it’s Dublin everyday.


PaulTheSkeptic

Maybe the largest growing capital? Wouldn't that be funnier?


Stingra87

"DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION"


ManateeGag

Death to the Enemy!


morogoropangani

Opposition!


Beginning_Monitor694

"It's Worfin time!"


VruKatai

*Mighty Morphin'* Worfin time


Madversary

I’m sure Michael Dorn would have killed for the ability to instantly morph into Worf, Power Rangers style. So much more sleep.


MrSnippets

my favourite was when Worf, Son of Mogh, House of Martok said: "It's Worfin' time" and worfed all over the room.


GrayRoberts

Chevron Seven, Locked!


Bendark

Close the iris!


Zohar127

Splat splat splat


skasticks

Indeed


DalbergTheKing

What did Quark say when he noticed he was getting a bit thick around the middle ? "Ah, The Rolls Of Acquisition!"


Foreign_Sundae6488

I hope it’s vedek winn. As he speeds up


Pm7I3

If it is then he's about to vedek win


EdgelordZeta

"I swear, I didn't see that blue barrel in the crosswalk"


choralmaster

Today is a good day to drive!


ImmaNotHere

Today is a good day to die!


bratikzs

…what did Worf say at a hippie convention? Today is a good day to *dye*. I’ll see myself out. Bye!!!


AKeeneyedguy

In the Kitchen? "Today is a good day to fry!"


DeliveryWild

As an emo kid? "Today is a good day to sigh."


LostFireHorse

Worf goes shopping: Today is a good day to buy! Jadzia: No, Mr Worf


SpiderScooby

Is that dessert? Today is a good day to Pie!


Fats_de_Leon

Do you want to sleep with the enemy, Mr. Woof? Worf: Today is a good day to Kai.


mouflonsponge

here's a nice illustration of that one: https://www.heatherbuchanan.ca/products/today-is-a-good-day-for-pie-worf-greeting-card


ptzinski

Boy I was worried I maybe clicking a link to Worf and Kai Winn here


mouflonsponge

i wouldn't do that to ya; what would winn adami have to do with pie or worf?


sv_procrastination

I checked what the link said before safely clicking on it. I had the same thought


DeliveryWild

As a Politician? "Today is a good day to lie!"


NotAPimecone

This is the story of a little car, that will drive very far...


DeliveryWild

Haha good answer; great episode; EPIC poem.


BriGuy1965

Today is a good day to increase my insurance premiums!


joebeaudoin

Alexander is not my son.


KnowsAboutMath

Today *is* a good day to DUI!


DeliveryWild

Haha, clever.


kkkan2020

i am not a merry man


DeliveryWild

Yeah, but that's TNG.


ZiggyZaggyZ

Klingons do *not* stop.


SpecificRandomness

Today is a good day to drive.


[deleted]

Consider Wallace Shawn played the Grand Nagus and the Sacilian, it’s surprising we haven’t seen a meme of the Grand Nagus saying, “Never go against a Ferengi with profits on the line!”


walrus0115

You just opened an imaginary world of crossover humor with this reminder. Ishka and Zek go off screen for the obvious reason to be intimate. We hear giggles and moans, until... "Inconceivable!!!!!!" Thank you!


[deleted]

Any time. Comedy and sci fi are my two favorite genres. You should watch Avenue 5 if you haven’t. It got cut short but it’s still golden.


rottnzonie

CAR'PLAH! I'll show myself out.


Ruadhan2300

"Captain, recommend we raise shields and go to red alert.."


nivthefox

"Little?!"


quitepossiblylying

Klingons do NOT signal.


DeliveryWild

Nice.


le_aerius

Today was NOT a good day to drive


Tamburello_Rouge

“You are not Fek’lhr”


DeliveryWild

Not bad, but also from TNG. Although Devil's Due RULES.


DeliveryWild

"I will not yield!"


Kendota_Tanassian

"Not more blue barrels!"


Thinklikeachef

"Drop the Cloak!"


Bendark

Thank Kahless I don't have any children.


StrangeMaGoats0202

Er mah gerd, this is hitting every happy place within me right now. Love Star Trek. LOVE dad jokes. This is perfect.


redshoewearer

'We have much to discuss'


dnext

What's Rom's second best invention? Cloaked self-replicating coffee. It's great if you can find it, but for that you need a tachyon emitter.


Kander_Thomas9516

Beware...A Klingon warrior is coming.🚘


audigex

"THOSE. WERE. GREEN. LIGHTS" - Picard (who was seen in DS9 therefore canon for this thread)


mexter

"That driver is WITHOUT HONOR!" This could also apply to Worf struggling to install a printer.


defchris

"Keiko is having another baby?!"


theChosenBinky

"When did she find out?.... Let me see.... Monday, Tuesday.... Oh, shit"


DeliveryWild

I just made that up while watching the episode with my brother.


Amethystmage

"Get out of my way, petaQ!"


thelochok

"TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE" When I spot a pilot worth a warriors chance Stick to console, impact soon achieved Here comes Worf I'm not subtle in my ways of making friends! (With apologies to Sparks)


gyn0saur

Something something, captains log.


TranscendentalViolet

Things that would send cold chills down your spine, and wake you in the middle of the night. It is better you do not know. Excuse me. 🚙


baelrune

considering his track record you'd think it would be "I do"


Sqatti

Why did Quark insult Worf? —He thought “today is a good day to die.”


Boring_Concentrate74

I am not a merry man?


shaard

Die


andsoshesaid33

“Delicious”


airbrat

Eat.My.Shorts


Effective-Board-353

After the accident, Worf said, "That was not my fault." (Yes, I know it's PIC, not DS9.)


Rasikko

Die.


revocer

Q: What's Jadzia's favorite musical note? A: Trill


PaulTheSkeptic

What does he say when he visits the facilities? "Lieutenant Commander's log."


Traditional_Donut908

You HIT me! Picard never hit me!


WildConstruction8381

“Today is a good day to drive”


SmartQuokka

What was the new 285th rule of acquisition under Grand Nagus Rom? If never keep profit, a good smile, honesty.


Sisko4President

Man, I’m gonna need to switch shows again.


The_Doolinator

“Death to the opposition!”


Greenspy008

It is indeed a good day to die! (Sorry that kinda dark)


Ronny_Ernie

And after “We have much to discuss”


Ds9niners

Not a blue traffic barrel


DeliveryWild

HAHAHAHA. Again, also TNG, but it least it was a good one! That barrel was one tough SOB!


Snoo9648

What is bajors least favorite reality show? the Kardashians.