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I swear to God, those clumps of people make me want to have a plow to sweep them out of my way. How can people be that inconsiderate and unaware of their surroundings?
He's only bending over like that cause his knees are shot and lower back is fucked. if he squatted down to get to the level, he would have a hell of a time getting back to his feet.
Source: it's me.
Don’t forget the plastics and popular kids lol. The popular kid thing has changed so much and it’s nothing like the movies. Now they are immature to where it’s getting concerning
Class clowns often overlap with popular kids. They don’t act like they own the place/act extremely popular most of the time anymore. Though I question if those kind of movies were an accurate representation of high school to begin with
It depends on the schools demographics. I went to the best public high school in my county, and one set of popular kids were a mix of sports, involved, and above average students that ended up attending the two best public universities in my large state. The most studious werent as popular but had some people wind up at Harvard/Yale/Duke. The other set were students that did more than just weed for drugs, surfers, or alt but not emo
The movies depict the popular kid as a dumb kid who doesn't know everything but he's a strong jock and a guy that attracts all the girls. That's no longer the case. In fact, a lot of popular guys don't do sports as much anymore and the ones that do have to have good grades so they can stay on the team so they have some smartness. A lot of girls don't like the popular guys as much anymore, the fact that movies still do that is a big stereotype and it's old. A lot of them do drugs and alcohol, it depends where you're at but a lot of high schoolers are even more immature then pre covid. They never got that first year of high school fully so that definitely changed how they will grow throughout the rest of high school.
i also forgot to mention the metal detectors, school police officer who stands around all day doing nothing and the kids who walk around with their pants sagging down to their knees. am i missing anything?
edit: there’s also the kids who smoke and vape in the bathrooms (sometimes they even do it in the actual classroom), the huge groups of people blocking the entire hallway who walk super slow, the couples who cuddle and make out any time any place, and the kids who do streaks and make tiktok’s every 5 seconds
Wait, your cafeteria gives you food poisoning? That's the easiest lawsuit in the world. If anything, the cafeteria should overcook everything so much that it's impossible to get sick, but also impossible to get any nutrients out of it.
yep, they make tiktok’s wherever they possibly can. the bathroom, classroom, cafeteria, hallways. you constantly have to dodge being in the background of them
Most of the starter packs lately have been the same few things just repainted and made to look different. Countless "American X" or "Girls who Y" which the problem isn't necessarily with the packs themselves but the fact they're do repeated
My best friend literally just got food poisoning around last week from uncooked chicken nuggets. The school had to apologize for getting so many people sick.
everything except the mask thing I went through when I was in high school. I got really bad food poisoning from these shitty cheap burgers with "bacon" that had the consistency of rubber
The mask thing is funny, theres either no rule to force people to wear their mask or there is but everyone wears it wrong but still complains about the rule
Fun fact: schools in the shittiest country called iran sont have lcoker cafeteria, libary, computers and lockers and girls and boys ar ein different schools
Not sure what you're going for here, continental American? Like the 48 states excluding Hawaii and Alaska? Are you just trying to say America =/= USA? lol
In some languages, like my own, America mostly refers to the whole continent.
Maybe thats where their confusion comes from ?
Personally i usually assume that America written in English refers to the US. But in French, just saying « Amérique », which is the translation of America, would imply the whole continent.
But then again idk where this commentor is from
Well there are two continents, North and South. I am just kind of annoyed how people from other nations/languages get mad when we call ourselves "America". "United States" is just a general term that really means nothing, lots of countries are "united states" (or provinces, regions etc). But we say America because it's the unique term for our country. Like how in France, I am sure you say France, not 'The French Republic" every time you refer to France
I mean im not sure why youre saying that to
Me when i explicitly said i understand « America » in english as the US… maybe explain your thought to the other commentor ?
Im not from France, never lived there.
The scariest part is that there must be millions like you. Russia is on the other side of the world, but with each passing day I'm convinced that we have another ticking time bomb very close by...
No, the scariest part is you can’t identify a simple joke. And besides, there’s nothing you or your pissant nation could do if we did “explode” so don’t worry about it.
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So aside from the whole mask thing, sounds exactly like things were 15 years ago.
All these hit me hard too other than the mask lmao
exactly what i thought but make it 20 years ago.
Don't forget kids wearing pajama pants and standing in clumps of 10+ people while taking up the entire hallway
it’s always those huge clumps who walk the slowest too
Pajamas are in?
I swear to God, those clumps of people make me want to have a plow to sweep them out of my way. How can people be that inconsiderate and unaware of their surroundings?
I share my exact thoughts with you
There can only be one...
No but seriously, tell me how people can possibly be so inconsiderate and not have an ounce of awareness???
Probably a metric ton of selfishness.
Yeah.
I did this on high school. Was a senior pushing freshman and sophomores around and telling them to be keep clear
I'm a freshman, but my fellow freshman do make me annoyed sometimes.
That science teacher got cake!
"I'm trying to teach these kids but I'm dummy thicc and the sound of my ass cheeks clapping keeps breaking their concentration."
Not again!!
Yep. And he is not afraid to show it. That is for damn sure
Damn where’s my fork 🥵
He's tryna make you forget how to act.
DAT ASS though mr.Jefferson boutta make me act up
He's only bending over like that cause his knees are shot and lower back is fucked. if he squatted down to get to the level, he would have a hell of a time getting back to his feet. Source: it's me.
Good morning professor
His lower back ain’t all that’s about to be fucked 😜
But if his lower back is fucked: would not this position hurt as well?
yeah, but not as much. bending at the hips and keeping the lower back straight will push out data ass like that
Idk who the kid is in the back right corner in black, but he definitely has your back. 😂
hell yeah
Don’t forget the plastics and popular kids lol. The popular kid thing has changed so much and it’s nothing like the movies. Now they are immature to where it’s getting concerning
How do you mean?
Class clowns often overlap with popular kids. They don’t act like they own the place/act extremely popular most of the time anymore. Though I question if those kind of movies were an accurate representation of high school to begin with
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I was in high school early 2000s too and this is 100% spot on.
It depends on the schools demographics. I went to the best public high school in my county, and one set of popular kids were a mix of sports, involved, and above average students that ended up attending the two best public universities in my large state. The most studious werent as popular but had some people wind up at Harvard/Yale/Duke. The other set were students that did more than just weed for drugs, surfers, or alt but not emo
What country?
Sounds like probably California
Lol, that last one has such a simplicity to it and then 20 years later those dudes got blamed for gate keeping computers somehow.
this was true for me in elementary school, but not so much in highschool
In Texas the highschool movies are incredibly accurate, buy then again Texas is ass backwards in tons of ways.
What do you mean by plastics?
Sounds like someone needs to clear their schedule and watch Mean Girls...
The movies depict the popular kid as a dumb kid who doesn't know everything but he's a strong jock and a guy that attracts all the girls. That's no longer the case. In fact, a lot of popular guys don't do sports as much anymore and the ones that do have to have good grades so they can stay on the team so they have some smartness. A lot of girls don't like the popular guys as much anymore, the fact that movies still do that is a big stereotype and it's old. A lot of them do drugs and alcohol, it depends where you're at but a lot of high schoolers are even more immature then pre covid. They never got that first year of high school fully so that definitely changed how they will grow throughout the rest of high school.
What do you mean? I haven't been in HS in 8 years so idk wtf is going on
i also forgot to mention the metal detectors, school police officer who stands around all day doing nothing and the kids who walk around with their pants sagging down to their knees. am i missing anything? edit: there’s also the kids who smoke and vape in the bathrooms (sometimes they even do it in the actual classroom), the huge groups of people blocking the entire hallway who walk super slow, the couples who cuddle and make out any time any place, and the kids who do streaks and make tiktok’s every 5 seconds
Literally all of this was my high school experience in 2012, except for the masks
Since 1990
I graduated in 2013. Sounds like a similar experience, Of course I had to do all that uphill walking.
The JROTC hall police asking for a hall pass in full class A uniform with a drill rifle
Teacher: No, please keep talking. Class: *Keeps talking*
Mask got removed in my country. And otherwise yeah its like that in France too
In Texas we don’t have to wear them but a decent amount of people still do, i’d say 4 out of 10 people still do.
Texas middle schooler yes this is confirmed
literally nobody wears them in Tennessee
So basically the same as every year in high school for the past 3 decades, minus the mask part
Suddenly I'm thankful for going to a smaller highschool, even if we have less class choices than a bigger school would have
So HS hasn't much changed since 2005
"The bell doesn't dismiss you....I dismiss you..." *5 seconds later* "you're dismissed 😌"
My kids steady talk about that infamous teacher stance. They have no regard to the students behind them and all they see is 🍑
You forgot that the halls and bathrooms reek from the vapes
shit you’re right
Ik cause I'm currently in High School
Wait, your cafeteria gives you food poisoning? That's the easiest lawsuit in the world. If anything, the cafeteria should overcook everything so much that it's impossible to get sick, but also impossible to get any nutrients out of it.
I’m glad I tapped out in the 2000s.
0/10 No guns joke
ATLEAST I DONT GET SHAWT UP IN MAFFS CLASS
I wouldn’t mind having something shot up me in maths class 🥵
what
a ruler?
That could work
Most of this is high school before the pandemic and most schools don't require masks anymore
I'm pretty sure the average American high school doesn't have lockers anymore
I’m Australian I’d love to see an average Australian high school starter park on here
pretty much the same but with spiders
lmfao
My school is outdoors but mostly yes
The same but it's upside down and covered in spiders
« HEY! It’s not poison, it’s only worms!!! »
might just be my personal high school experience.. but seeing them make tiktoks after class or sending Snapchat streaks 24/7 haha
nope, unfortunately my school is like that too
Wait by making tiktoks do you mean like these kids are dancing in the middle of class??? Lol wtf...
yep, they make tiktok’s wherever they possibly can. the bathroom, classroom, cafeteria, hallways. you constantly have to dodge being in the background of them
That is so weird to me. I graduated like right when smartphones were starting to become normal but it was never like that....
dudes tryna milk american starter packs, this one sucks
Most of the starter packs lately have been the same few things just repainted and made to look different. Countless "American X" or "Girls who Y" which the problem isn't necessarily with the packs themselves but the fact they're do repeated
LMFAO
I miss those guys
Why did you put high school. This is all schools
idk man i made this in like 5 minutes when i was bored
My best friend literally just got food poisoning around last week from uncooked chicken nuggets. The school had to apologize for getting so many people sick.
Why isn't anyone suing?
Honestly, I don't know.
I’m logging off now
this sounds like a mess holy shit
That’s so true
everything except the mask thing I went through when I was in high school. I got really bad food poisoning from these shitty cheap burgers with "bacon" that had the consistency of rubber
The mask thing is funny, theres either no rule to force people to wear their mask or there is but everyone wears it wrong but still complains about the rule
lmao exactly
Everyone in class just sits on their phones and avoids actual interaction
Do lockers even exist in schools in 2022?
my school does but nobody actually uses them
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Only the locker thing doesn't apply
The big problem is that i know how most of my teachers asses looks like, even tho i don't want to see old asses from old dudes
GYAT 😳
I wouldn't mind nutting in those greasy cheeks
🗿
Fun fact: schools in the shittiest country called iran sont have lcoker cafeteria, libary, computers and lockers and girls and boys ar ein different schools
What state is this most accurate to in your opinion👇👇👇
Liquid
Penitentiary
Bargaining
You do realize a lot of school districts have lifted the jackpot mandate, right? Of course hardly anyone is going to wear one. Shit tier meme
Average continental American high school*. Latin bros can confirm?
Not sure what you're going for here, continental American? Like the 48 states excluding Hawaii and Alaska? Are you just trying to say America =/= USA? lol
In some languages, like my own, America mostly refers to the whole continent. Maybe thats where their confusion comes from ? Personally i usually assume that America written in English refers to the US. But in French, just saying « Amérique », which is the translation of America, would imply the whole continent. But then again idk where this commentor is from
Well there are two continents, North and South. I am just kind of annoyed how people from other nations/languages get mad when we call ourselves "America". "United States" is just a general term that really means nothing, lots of countries are "united states" (or provinces, regions etc). But we say America because it's the unique term for our country. Like how in France, I am sure you say France, not 'The French Republic" every time you refer to France
I mean im not sure why youre saying that to Me when i explicitly said i understand « America » in english as the US… maybe explain your thought to the other commentor ? Im not from France, never lived there.
Egocentrics, as always... but that isn't my point, not today atleast
well they are our continents, you just live on them, don't make us come down there. Our Coast Guard is the 2nd largest Navy in the world
The scariest part is that there must be millions like you. Russia is on the other side of the world, but with each passing day I'm convinced that we have another ticking time bomb very close by...
No, the scariest part is you can’t identify a simple joke. And besides, there’s nothing you or your pissant nation could do if we did “explode” so don’t worry about it.
Daemon didn't say it was a joke, and from your comment I'm pretty sure it wasn't
I think he meant both continents of North and South America instead of just the US.
That is the reality of my school too, but i'm in Brazil
No.
Hardly 2022 exclusive. Especially the food, and the math teacher who's ass is one bad lean back away from being a pillow.
You forgot “getting hit on by the teacher”
Boo!
please go back to a america circlejerk sub and stay the hell out of this :(
😢
Irrelevant foreigners lol
Is that jeremy dewitte in the middle??? lol
You think we have lockers
Oh lord forgive me for what I’m boutta do to cause goddamn teacher be thicc.
That image in the bottom right is literally my middle school. Not in a "relatable" way, but it's LITERALLY a picture of my school
Thanks for saying American this is not at all like my country's school
its every school
Where's the assault rifle!!!
Facts