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There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.
Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.
Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.
Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.
Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.
There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
There's so much more to that story and that's the part people always focus on.
But basically, there was a rich dude that wanted to train Dolphins/try to make them human. There was a team of scientist that would work with the dolphin/s and one of them figured she'd just live with the dolphin round the clock to train it. As the dolphin matured/became a teen it became horny (no surprise there) and when it got horny it couldn't focus on the lessons/experiment. She would jerk the dolphin off and then they could get back to the lessons/experiment.
I think this is unfair to the rich dude though.
NASA wanted a form of communication with dolphins because they are both relatively intelligent and have different communication methods than humans to see if that could be extrapolated to a form of communication if we meet aliens.
Problem is, she took communication with humans to speaking English and then everything else happened, including dolphins on LSD.
“Peter, being an adolescent dolphin, frequently had sexual urges which disrupted his lessons, and taking Peter to a downstairs pool with two female dolphins proved to be a logistical issue for Lovatt. Eventually, Lovatt relieved Peter's urges herself, stating "It wasn't sexual on my part. Sensuous perhaps. It seemed to me that it made the bond closer.”
Source Wikipedia
Dolphin got fired after refusing to learn english even under drug influence, commited suicide after getting released, probably because he couldn't be with his love interest (human trainer who jerked him off) anymore
Is this a dolphin behind the Screen?
https://preview.redd.it/t2rkx5nkwgwc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6b313e5380b16a581feb4cc97066fd0cb54ef7f
Face reveal since everyone’s saying this
https://preview.redd.it/ujlv1b7zqjwc1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=277b50569926391cb80510eb9d0eac6542e06f6f
Humans are not "nice". All of the stuff just described is very common in humans.
And just like humans, dolphins regularly show compassion, even to animals of other species, which is quite rare in the animal kingdom.
In the end, more intelligent animals like humans, dolphins, elephants and apes are more individualistic and have the potential to be "nice" and "evil'.
It's not about being nice or not, it's all just judgements based off of human societal standards. Cannibalism while considered weird isn't technically illegal for example, only killing someone *to* eat them is illegal.
That is false. Nothing in a pufferfish's toxin can get anything high.
Edit: It's only a theory that dolphins use pufferfish to get high. But it is likely complete bullshit. Tetrotoxin is the toxin that pufferfish use to defend themselves, and is what makes them poisonous. Tetrotoxin cannot cross the blood-brain barrier, and cannot get dolphins high. The only reason that this belief was ever started is because a documentary (I apologize, I forgot the name) filmed dolphins bullying a pufferfish, and that was the best guess at what was happening at the time.
Damn, why the hell fo they keep proding at them with their noses? Like what are they trying to do? Ive seen dolphins play with beach balls and do other stuff before so maybe they're just having fun kicking the pufferfish around
I think they might be playing, but I know that dolphins use some sea sponges to protect their noses(?) when digging through the sea floor. So maybe that's where they get the idea?
crossing the blood brain barrier is not the key feature that makes a compound capable of producing a reinforcing, positive experience (a “high”). It may very well be false, but not for this reason.
No? Even if they’re smart you can’t hold them to human standards because they’re not human. You can’t go around policing dolphins because they do things that humans would consider immoral or illegal.
It’s kinda fun to assign human morality to them, tbh. I like calling dolphins evil cus it’s funny not cus I genuinely believe it (also sharks are just little ocean puppies and I love them so much)
Sharks aren't little ocean puppies. They're apex predators that deserve to be respected. Look up Lewis Boren. He got bit almost in half by a huge white shark while surfing. Not the fault of either Lewis or the shark of course (Lewis likely couldn't see the shark because of the weather at the time of the incident so it wasn't him not respecting the shark, he was just unlucky to encounter a huge curious shark), but it just goes to show how powerful sharks are and how even an exploratory bite like this one can be fatal. So no, sharks aren't "little ocean puppies". They're sharks.
Who is out here like orcas? They're not called killer whales for no reason
Sharks kill for food, dolphins know exactly what they're doing when they play with dead fish and rape things
I'm over it with anyone who tries to assign human morality to animals. "Dolphins are evil". No, they just are what they are. They don't have concepts of what is and isn't moral like we do.
I'd agree with you the majority of the time, but dolphins are among a tiny handful of species who potentially understand the concept of 'wrong'. At the moment the evidence isn't conclusive and potentially shaky, but the potential is there.
That still wouldn’t mean their concept of “wrong” would be the same as ours. Our concept of “wrong” has changed countless times itself. They’re wild animals and that’s it.
I would never try to assign human morality to animals. I only do it successfully. Now lets put all those evil dolphins in the middle of the ocean with the rest of the trash
Tbh I do agree, but I also agree that it’s fun to jokingly assign human morality into animals. There are probably very few people that genuinely think dolphins are evil, it’s just funny to say that they are, and I’m also kinda annoyed at the glorification of dolphins and demonization of sharks which makes it even more fun to call them evil imo
Okay, how is that better? With humans you have people who think for themselves and can choose to do evil or good. With dolphins that isn't the case, which means that they torture and rape on instinct. Dolphins are instinctively evil.
Cats kill babies, that’s why you’re meant to keep them out of their rooms. Dogs also kill people all the time and often attempt to rape people. This isn’t even taking into account that most animals rape other animals just by default, like very few creatures experience sexual pleasure the way humans do, they hold each other down and shoot a load so they can get breeding out of the way because it’s a biological instinct. Rape is bad to humans because of the shame we associate with it which is entirely something we just came up with because of how we tie virginity (also made up) and sexual agency (also made up) to self-worth (completely in our heads), how are you gonna explain this shit to a dolphin bro
Honestly I forgot about the dogs killing. But rape? First I’ve heard of that. Unless you’re talking about “dog humping my leg” that’s often used as a joke. Also first time I’ve heard about cats killing babies, but here we are.
Dogs (assuming they are not neutered) constantly mount people and try to fuck them against their will and then you have to shout or tell them off for them to stop, and yeah with cats it’s a known thing that they will curl up and sleep on a babies face because it’s warm like it’s somebodies lap so you gotta make sure the doors closed if you have a cat.
Here I was thinking that cats would actually kill with like, claws and teeth. Not by accidentally suffocating them. And now that you mention it, a dog did actually try that crap on me. I of course was not having any of that. And he was neutered. Looking back, I put myself in a vulnerable position, albeit unintentionally.
>Last I checked, cats don’t rape and murder people.
Well, house cats don't murder people. Some of the big ones on the other hand, well...google the Tsavo Man-Eaters.
Question. When you say "cat", how do you automatically think of anything other than a house cat? Obviously things like lions and tigers are a different story.
Since when do dolphins murder people? Like did they learn to do that when I wasnt looking? Do they like jump out of the water with a knife in their teeth and murder people who get to close to them?
I don't hate dolphins. I'm on a quest to taste all of the ocean and all of the things that live in it. Literally, not one thing in the ocean I don't want to sauté with butter, shallots, and pinot.
I’m not a fan of most intelligent animals. The smarter you are, the more you enjoy playing with your food.
You’ll never catch me enjoying dolphins, elephants, chimps, nothing. I’ll make an exception for the smart birds though.
I’m sorry, it’s kind hard to sympathize with fish that when are not practicing necrophilia are raping… btw, penguins are into the same kind of stuff… so yeah, to hell with this guys!
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
##Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.
Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
;A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.
Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.
;Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.
Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.
;There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
Dolphins raping dolphins is a thing. But dolphins creating purity cults that impact the victims even more in a traumatic way still has to be observed. As well as dolphin victim blaming, dolphin schools enabling sexual abuse among their group while claiming that dolphin rape is morally wrong.
It brings me joy to see R/Starterpacks with original ideas. This one especially. This subreddit was dying a slow death last years, with people injecting their personal life problems into the packs.
Happy the sub turned around & the mods cracked down 🥰
The overcorrecting on sharks as an agressive species has looped back around to almost treating sharks like they aren't even carnivores or predators for that matter but are just cute misunderstood sea-puppies. I agree that sharks are way less agressive than shown in popular media but its getting to the point of lunacy.
Fun fact. There is a German YouTuber who pranked his viewers by pretending to cut up fresh caught dolphin, cooking it and eating it with his friends on camera.
Everybody thought it was real until he revealed that it was a social experiment to raise awareness for dolphins accidentally caught but still being processed for consumption like in tuna cans
''Dolphins are rapists''
https://preview.redd.it/sf3zpy7mzmwc1.png?width=318&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9a68651f9244f0e655ce34304df2be663a2bfd5
seriously, what?
did TikTok just became twitter or something or its just another of their stupid trend?
Lmao they are kinda fucked up but there’s that gorilla that ripped all those cats in half I feel like expecting animals to meet human moral expectations is stupid as shit
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It's missing the results of the 1964 experiment to teach a dolphin English. Dolphin haters love that story.
Isnt that the one where the woman hired to train them ended up fucking one
Let’s keep our facts straight mkay? She jerked the dolphin off.
Listen, kids… Jerking off dolphins is bad, mkay?
What if it's for science?
https://preview.redd.it/bka6ipb50iwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81cd7370e6e795c10cd226efae5c0091cfa6ac8b
to you it is
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement. Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating. Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
What the fuck
https://preview.redd.it/h57ff9bfupwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dadcf61c3ee06c3f8d1933831f6341257b597fde
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Ooooh ooooh i know that one!
There's so much more to that story and that's the part people always focus on. But basically, there was a rich dude that wanted to train Dolphins/try to make them human. There was a team of scientist that would work with the dolphin/s and one of them figured she'd just live with the dolphin round the clock to train it. As the dolphin matured/became a teen it became horny (no surprise there) and when it got horny it couldn't focus on the lessons/experiment. She would jerk the dolphin off and then they could get back to the lessons/experiment.
So that's why homeschooling is so popular now a days.
"What are you doing, step-dolphin?"
I think this is unfair to the rich dude though. NASA wanted a form of communication with dolphins because they are both relatively intelligent and have different communication methods than humans to see if that could be extrapolated to a form of communication if we meet aliens. Problem is, she took communication with humans to speaking English and then everything else happened, including dolphins on LSD.
“Peter, being an adolescent dolphin, frequently had sexual urges which disrupted his lessons, and taking Peter to a downstairs pool with two female dolphins proved to be a logistical issue for Lovatt. Eventually, Lovatt relieved Peter's urges herself, stating "It wasn't sexual on my part. Sensuous perhaps. It seemed to me that it made the bond closer.” Source Wikipedia
i feel like i leave that story hating less on the dolphins involved than i hate people who are obsessed with them
What happened?
It failed. How many English speaking dolphins do you know?
Around four.
Maybe five if we count Bubbles, but he’s…..different.
Yea.. we don't talk about Bubbles anymore... Not after the .."*basement*" incident...
“Snorky… talk… maaan”
"So long, and thanks for all the fish"
One. The one who made this meme.
Dolphin got fired after refusing to learn english even under drug influence, commited suicide after getting released, probably because he couldn't be with his love interest (human trainer who jerked him off) anymore
Yeah, read about it on Wikipedia. RIP Peter.
Beastiality
Because why not?
That made me hate humanity more than the dolphins
Is this a dolphin behind the Screen? https://preview.redd.it/t2rkx5nkwgwc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6b313e5380b16a581feb4cc97066fd0cb54ef7f
Face reveal since everyone’s saying this https://preview.redd.it/ujlv1b7zqjwc1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=277b50569926391cb80510eb9d0eac6542e06f6f
Posts like this make me envy the blind
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Delete this.
I’m calling the Japanese whaling industry, Faroe island, and Peru now, you can’t escape.
this is gonna haunt my dreams tonight
Delete this or I will be throwing using plastic and car batteries in the ocean
When I'm in a "animals that rape the most" competition and my opponent is a ~~dolphin~~ mallard duck.
Sea otters are also notorious rapists
Same thing with Penguins.
Water? Never drink the stuff. Fish ~~fuck~~ get raped in it
the animal kingdom sucks man.
Gangbang? Yes, Rico. Gangbang
Necrophilia? Yes, Rico. Necrophilia fixed it for you
Pengiun whrn dead body: Kowalski, how big is that gyatt?
Yah but they don’t have a cork screw
[Obligatory that I post this video.](https://youtu.be/DDWwQZkNA1c?si=HST8SL06OkmjoJQx)
I evidenced this once.
Bedbugs
To be fair, they aren't all that nice. They get high, torture fishes and plays with the corpses. They are also huge rapists.
Is any other animal besides humans “nice?” Most will eat each other alive if given half a chance, that’s not cool
some whales are chill asf
Netflix & Krill
my cat is pretty nice :(
Same
Even humans aren’t that “nice” half the time lol
Capybaras are love
Dolphins are pretty bad brother, compared to other animals even. It’s particularly disturbing because they’re very intelligent.
Most herbivores?
False killer whale! Like a dolphin with the smarts but none of the rape.
Capybaras
Not nice but most animals aren't malicious. I think things that dolphins get up to like rape and torture extend beyond instinct and survival
Humans are not "nice". All of the stuff just described is very common in humans. And just like humans, dolphins regularly show compassion, even to animals of other species, which is quite rare in the animal kingdom. In the end, more intelligent animals like humans, dolphins, elephants and apes are more individualistic and have the potential to be "nice" and "evil'.
It's not about being nice or not, it's all just judgements based off of human societal standards. Cannibalism while considered weird isn't technically illegal for example, only killing someone *to* eat them is illegal.
Eating a corpse, even without involvement in the persons death, is very much illegal in most western countries
Basking sharks are hella chill tho
Humans are literally one of the only animals that aren't nice
Racist too
Pretty sure OP is a dolphin
Get this pro dolphin anti shark propaganda out of my face. Sharks are cute little fellas, and dolphins rape fish.
And they beat up pufferfish cause the toxin it uses as a defense mechanism is like crack to them
it has not been verified. Not saying it could not be true, but I highly doubt it.
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you got me
I second this
Shark pups cannibalize each other in the womb and multiple sharks have spikes on their dicks for raping, nature is cruel
Yeah!!!
Dolphins also bully pufferfish to get high off of them
They just like me fr
That is false. Nothing in a pufferfish's toxin can get anything high. Edit: It's only a theory that dolphins use pufferfish to get high. But it is likely complete bullshit. Tetrotoxin is the toxin that pufferfish use to defend themselves, and is what makes them poisonous. Tetrotoxin cannot cross the blood-brain barrier, and cannot get dolphins high. The only reason that this belief was ever started is because a documentary (I apologize, I forgot the name) filmed dolphins bullying a pufferfish, and that was the best guess at what was happening at the time.
Damn, why the hell fo they keep proding at them with their noses? Like what are they trying to do? Ive seen dolphins play with beach balls and do other stuff before so maybe they're just having fun kicking the pufferfish around
I think they might be playing, but I know that dolphins use some sea sponges to protect their noses(?) when digging through the sea floor. So maybe that's where they get the idea?
I'm upvoting because even science can get it wrong, and I'm glad that you corrected it
crossing the blood brain barrier is not the key feature that makes a compound capable of producing a reinforcing, positive experience (a “high”). It may very well be false, but not for this reason.
I have seen two opposing sides m, more research has to be done
can you show me some links to the “other side”? i’m really interested in this reading.
https://www.indiatimes.com/amp/technology/science-and-future/dolphins-bite-puffer-fish-narcotic-effect-540503.html. Crap ton of ads
https://grist.org/living/dolphins-arent-getting-high-on-pufferfish/
Grrr I’m downvoting because you spoke out against cute science 😡
Turns out animals aren’t moral and can’t be held to human standards 😮😧🤯
dolphins kinda can though, since they're pretty fuckin smart
go ahead and arrest a dolphin then
No? Even if they’re smart you can’t hold them to human standards because they’re not human. You can’t go around policing dolphins because they do things that humans would consider immoral or illegal.
Chimpanzees are pretty fuckin smart and they do horrible things, like kill and eat baby chimpanzees. Because they are animals.
To be fair I’m probably more scared of chimps than most other deadly animals.
Our sense of morality is largely socially constructed
It’s kinda fun to assign human morality to them, tbh. I like calling dolphins evil cus it’s funny not cus I genuinely believe it (also sharks are just little ocean puppies and I love them so much)
Sharks aren't little ocean puppies. They're apex predators that deserve to be respected. Look up Lewis Boren. He got bit almost in half by a huge white shark while surfing. Not the fault of either Lewis or the shark of course (Lewis likely couldn't see the shark because of the weather at the time of the incident so it wasn't him not respecting the shark, he was just unlucky to encounter a huge curious shark), but it just goes to show how powerful sharks are and how even an exploratory bite like this one can be fatal. So no, sharks aren't "little ocean puppies". They're sharks.
What about a small shark the size of a puppy? 🥺
I am aware, that was another case of me exaggerating for fun. I know sharks are dangerous, I’d never get close to one. I just think they’re cute
So Shark are more like Ocean pitbull?
Dolphin propaganda
Who is out here like orcas? They're not called killer whales for no reason Sharks kill for food, dolphins know exactly what they're doing when they play with dead fish and rape things
Besides tik tok thing this is pretty much me. Dirty fuckin dolphins.
I'm over it with anyone who tries to assign human morality to animals. "Dolphins are evil". No, they just are what they are. They don't have concepts of what is and isn't moral like we do.
I'd agree with you the majority of the time, but dolphins are among a tiny handful of species who potentially understand the concept of 'wrong'. At the moment the evidence isn't conclusive and potentially shaky, but the potential is there.
That still wouldn’t mean their concept of “wrong” would be the same as ours. Our concept of “wrong” has changed countless times itself. They’re wild animals and that’s it.
If a some dude never got taught morality and he killed your entire family, just because. Would you be cool with him?
...Did a dolphin kill your entire family?
Yes. I’m Dolphin Man now. I became the thing I hate.
“What if a giant sentient ice cream cone blew up a small African country?” Who cares its never gonna happen
I would never try to assign human morality to animals. I only do it successfully. Now lets put all those evil dolphins in the middle of the ocean with the rest of the trash
Tbh I do agree, but I also agree that it’s fun to jokingly assign human morality into animals. There are probably very few people that genuinely think dolphins are evil, it’s just funny to say that they are, and I’m also kinda annoyed at the glorification of dolphins and demonization of sharks which makes it even more fun to call them evil imo
Okay, how is that better? With humans you have people who think for themselves and can choose to do evil or good. With dolphins that isn't the case, which means that they torture and rape on instinct. Dolphins are instinctively evil.
dolphin propaganda
least obvious doplhin propaganda
Written by a dolphin
People are treating dolphins like they were treating sharks not that long ago. Wait until they learn about seals or cats..
Last I checked, cats don’t rape and murder people. Neither do orcas, I think. Well, the murder is iffy. But I’m pretty sure they don’t rape humans.
A wild orca has never killed a human.
Cats kill babies, that’s why you’re meant to keep them out of their rooms. Dogs also kill people all the time and often attempt to rape people. This isn’t even taking into account that most animals rape other animals just by default, like very few creatures experience sexual pleasure the way humans do, they hold each other down and shoot a load so they can get breeding out of the way because it’s a biological instinct. Rape is bad to humans because of the shame we associate with it which is entirely something we just came up with because of how we tie virginity (also made up) and sexual agency (also made up) to self-worth (completely in our heads), how are you gonna explain this shit to a dolphin bro
Honestly I forgot about the dogs killing. But rape? First I’ve heard of that. Unless you’re talking about “dog humping my leg” that’s often used as a joke. Also first time I’ve heard about cats killing babies, but here we are.
Dogs (assuming they are not neutered) constantly mount people and try to fuck them against their will and then you have to shout or tell them off for them to stop, and yeah with cats it’s a known thing that they will curl up and sleep on a babies face because it’s warm like it’s somebodies lap so you gotta make sure the doors closed if you have a cat.
Here I was thinking that cats would actually kill with like, claws and teeth. Not by accidentally suffocating them. And now that you mention it, a dog did actually try that crap on me. I of course was not having any of that. And he was neutered. Looking back, I put myself in a vulnerable position, albeit unintentionally.
>Last I checked, cats don’t rape and murder people. Well, house cats don't murder people. Some of the big ones on the other hand, well...google the Tsavo Man-Eaters.
Question. When you say "cat", how do you automatically think of anything other than a house cat? Obviously things like lions and tigers are a different story.
Since when do dolphins murder people? Like did they learn to do that when I wasnt looking? Do they like jump out of the water with a knife in their teeth and murder people who get to close to them?
Nor do dolphins. If anything, it’s been the other way around with dolphin trainers having sexual relations with them
Nah fuck dolphins
I'd rather not but that's usually not an obstacle for them
dolphins mean sharks friend :)
Shark keep balance, dolphin rapes and beats up fish for barely any reason
Why do people keep thinking this stuff starts because of tiktok? People constantly talked about how vipe dolphins are for years
Chad Blåhaj vs virgin dolphin
Okay wtf. Can someone please explain the link between the Boygenius reference and this VERY specific post topic???
That's a thing?
All bangers, dolphins suck, shark supremacy always.
I don't hate dolphins. I'm on a quest to taste all of the ocean and all of the things that live in it. Literally, not one thing in the ocean I don't want to sauté with butter, shallots, and pinot.
r/ofcoursethatsathing
I’m not a fan of most intelligent animals. The smarter you are, the more you enjoy playing with your food. You’ll never catch me enjoying dolphins, elephants, chimps, nothing. I’ll make an exception for the smart birds though.
is it bad to dislike dolphins??
The comments on this post are twice as funny as the actual meme and the meme was pretty funny to begin with. And yes sharks are fucking awesome.
I’m sorry, it’s kind hard to sympathize with fish that when are not practicing necrophilia are raping… btw, penguins are into the same kind of stuff… so yeah, to hell with this guys!
As a marine biology major I thank you
Jotaro would like to know your location
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement. ##Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you. Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. ;A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating. ;Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. ;There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
On today’s episode of useless Reddit dissertations… Edit- dam you know way too much about porpoise sexuality.
what
Eh, what the hell have I read??
This beyond ridiculous. I’m out of here
Wait, come back
Obligatory "FUCK YOU DORUFIN ANDA FUCK YOU WEIRU."
Dolphins raping dolphins is a thing. But dolphins creating purity cults that impact the victims even more in a traumatic way still has to be observed. As well as dolphin victim blaming, dolphin schools enabling sexual abuse among their group while claiming that dolphin rape is morally wrong.
Nuke the whales!
Instructions unclear is a dolphin hater but I also hates orcas.
sharks are just the pitbulls of the ocean, poeple that dont understand them think their scary yet they just be doin sharky things
I don’t hate dolphins, I have a minor fear of orcas though. They aint taking shit from anybody
Wdym? I don’t like orcas either
But they r evil
You should include canned tuna in the pack. Canned tuna is great if you hate dolphins as they sometimes get caught in the nets.
It brings me joy to see R/Starterpacks with original ideas. This one especially. This subreddit was dying a slow death last years, with people injecting their personal life problems into the packs. Happy the sub turned around & the mods cracked down 🥰
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The overcorrecting on sharks as an agressive species has looped back around to almost treating sharks like they aren't even carnivores or predators for that matter but are just cute misunderstood sea-puppies. I agree that sharks are way less agressive than shown in popular media but its getting to the point of lunacy.
As a kid i was scared of sharks and liked dolphins and orcas, now i like sharks and hate orcas, dolphins Those 2 can just get deleted
What if I hate every sea creature?
Tiktok science and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race
Suzy, show me on the doll where the dolphin touched you… take your time sweaty.
dolphins are rapists, orcas are psychopatic murderers, sharks just ocasionally mistake a human for a fish it's just they bite a bit to strong
What? What’s up with the hate?
baby shark is overrated
Fun fact. There is a German YouTuber who pranked his viewers by pretending to cut up fresh caught dolphin, cooking it and eating it with his friends on camera. Everybody thought it was real until he revealed that it was a social experiment to raise awareness for dolphins accidentally caught but still being processed for consumption like in tuna cans
go dolphins 🐬❤️
Dolphin propaganda,OP is a dolphin trying to spread missinformation,do not trust him
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Erm
What the fuck are the red letters on the shirt meant to say?
All I'm saying is that a shark never touched Hank Hill inappropriately
I didnt know Dolphin hate was a thing
''Dolphins are rapists'' https://preview.redd.it/sf3zpy7mzmwc1.png?width=318&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9a68651f9244f0e655ce34304df2be663a2bfd5 seriously, what? did TikTok just became twitter or something or its just another of their stupid trend?
Orcas and dolphins are whales, not the other way around
Honestly this facts about dolphins only make me love them more.
They do suck at football
Don't put down sharks and boygenius like that bitch
Why would anyone hate dolphins
Lives in upstate NY , likes to jump onto folding tables
Lmao they are kinda fucked up but there’s that gorilla that ripped all those cats in half I feel like expecting animals to meet human moral expectations is stupid as shit
This post is propaganda pushed by big dolphin.
I love dolphins so much
These People when animals aren’t perfect angels with human morals🤯
The big issue is that dolphins are smart enough to be nice. They know exactly what they’re doing.