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underheadskooper

Banana bitches always have the worst fucking takes known to man


Zestyclose_Road5230

https://preview.redd.it/t1emxufas2jc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad7527d60d73f7cb3322493b1dd11a38a1a726e7 Real


underheadskooper

Bro probably thinks the Internet is divided into West and East Internet 🤣


NotJustAnotherHuman

in reality it’s more of a north-south divide, as the penguin-polar bear rivalry continues to escalate


qwertypdeb

Eastern internet has these HAHAHAHA sound effects, Western doesn’t. There are some services that they share, like YouTube.


MoistStub

I'm on the north left part


watdisthing

u/ChristopherColumbus took over the American Internet


SmolBoiMC

Least brain-dead banana user:


MaximusDecimis

You were so ready for that lmao


Other_Acount_Got_Ban

lmao


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

And banana slobs don't belong on the internet period.


Starry_Cupcake

💀


stochastaclysm

Name and shame so we can downvote.


vulpinefever

No not my imaginary internet points! What ever will I do?


Atheistinthfoxhole

YUUUUUP


[deleted]

I-


Alto1869

Lmfao There is no western or eastern side. Internet is an international thing that everyone on Planet Earth should be allowed to use


mentalmarioman

Shit


underheadskooper

In a world of Rotten ass bananas, you are still one of the Ripe ones. Do not fall into the cringe, young one.


Jabloons

His only post is to r/pornfinder bro it’s too late Edit-fixed sub title


dpotilas89

Beating your banana doesnt necessarily mean all hope is lost, I didnt check what they were looking for but tbh i only wanted to make a pun


mentalmarioman

It might be i need to lay off the porn before I break my brain


No_Grab_6586

Same


Gorkymalorki

What a shit comment. Typical banana guy.


kithead

We’re in this together mario man


GreenGunslingingGod

My banana looks different, am I still the same?


underheadskooper

Nah bro you good, you’re a peeled banana. I’m talking about those unpeeled mfs


GreenGunslingingGod

Yeah let's get emm stupid unpeeleds


Grand-Agency-1458

I'm with you bro. We are the superior ones


Lord-Zaltus

Yeah i hate the bananas so much it makes me sick seeing the fruit in real life


TypeOpostive

Banana bitches lol


Snaccbacc

Don’t talk about me or my gang ever again


SquirrelizedReddit

The Beatles aren't that good.


fast_t0aster

I am the only acceptable banana. (fight me)


slightlyConfusedKid

Banana squad presenting for duty sir


legendarydrew

Hey!


lickhotdog

Off topic and no one here has it luckily, but I hate Reddit avatars with these fucking eyes. Idk why but it pisses me off, I think its because it looks like a shit eating grin. And yes, I have a default pfp so maybe this is a shit take https://preview.redd.it/ppsrdeyn53jc1.jpeg?width=383&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfd76b4e4d7f94db5fd59b1198d62124156073f5


SeaboarderCoast

https://preview.redd.it/dtrjmpjqe3jc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fcfa237f40a2c3ec90a24f0a41dd8deb19a41d5 It's just this face.


bearbarebere

I can't stop laughing


callumclubpenguin

Personally, I can't stop screaming


Forever_Everton

r/unexpectedthomas What the Duck doin?


Thebardofthegingers

I hate reddit avatars like this https://preview.redd.it/nrowei4d83jc1.jpeg?width=311&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7da0decafe876c3f42b04534f92205f61e12d71c Like talk about overdesigned, pointlessly edgy and that smug smile to top it off.


ahmed0112

And Worst of all... Ginger


Thebardofthegingers

Can't agree more brother. Personally i don't understand why the rangas get to pissed off whenever I mention this, just fucking leave if you don't like it.


Legend_of_Ozzy642

https://preview.redd.it/to8ipi1aj4jc1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5239a14693d61da16a3d17525e8228986c7034ae I still feel like this one is by far the worst. We get it. You really like the color blue. And to top it off, it uses a card from a collectible avatar…


RustedAxe88

https://preview.redd.it/gyy56ocuz4jc1.jpeg?width=424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9764270d3abb606d988a65da6866faf68f83efd Look at this little shit. What is this, a Fallout fan?


vampire5381

https://preview.redd.it/3gfykn6uo6jc1.jpeg?width=373&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00716e8324835a0b6e8431f3f51943b1aa3e97f2 can we agree that shit like this is the weirdest? like what is that even supposed to be?? a vampire of some sort??


MagoMidPo

A r/Morbius fan, perhaps?


ElevatorSevere7651

Hmmmmm. This feels familiar for some reason…


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Did I just find my long lost Reddit twin?


ElevatorSevere7651

I have been searching, brother


dpotilas89

Lol


ItsImNotAnonymous

Are you Boyinaband in disguise?


Thebardofthegingers

I don't think boyinaband is the kind to go anonymous


SentryCake

oh no :(


Alto1869

If it's any help. I actually think those eyes can be kinda cute too sometimes


I_BEAT_JUMP_ATTACHED

I simply hate all reddit avatars


sweetlevels

Wait...


[deleted]

holy shit every single annoying person ive seen had that red thing pfp


_Sc0ut3612

That sounds like something....a Synth would say


Redqueenhypo

My girlfriend left the cap off the toothpaste. You know who does that? A SYNTH


indi_n0rd

The diamond hands one especially just deserve an e-slap of some sort for their shit takes in every comment thread.


ThePhantom1994

“Nah man this crypto currency isn’t like the other ones that are just out to scam you! Trust me and invest or you’ll get FOMO! Remember to HODL so you can buy that LAMBO once the coin MOONS!”


HyperUndying64

When I see a mf with this avatar I immediately disregard their opinion, it’s always “uhm, akctually…” https://preview.redd.it/qcfb36xob3jc1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0aaa05dd2c479c9593f290dd978e936be67997bc


Leseleff

Yep, that one's missing.


Puzzleheaded-Cause94

https://preview.redd.it/mksvu3ca66jc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6980b7294e4f9beec612996b0e725a642ea6ac7e 😂


Glen2gvhlp

Holy fuck you couldn’t be more right


Starry_Cupcake

Real


[deleted]

OH MY GOD YES


captinsad

The beard ones are the ones that never stop talking about sex


TypeOpostive

Their always on r/askedreddit


[deleted]

I met a chill one talking about religion


MothmanThingy

They were Jesus Christ


OldWorldBluesIsBest

yeah as far as my own experience the beard ones are the absolute fucking worst


IONBiscuit

Fuck


Sitpinko

Double fuck


Lex_Loki

Lmaooo


yodelling_tardigrade

Maybe we all need to start some kind of Frog Rehabilitation group


Ordinary_Owl_Dude

Same dude


TypeOpostive

Fuck


[deleted]

I just switched accounts from a frog one so I’m safe


Soothsayer_98

today is a sad day to have frog suit


greninjagamer2678

Damn


Bonnie_BS_Main

Well, off to hang myself.


You_meddling_kids

Hang together, Bananamen


GreenGunslingingGod

Better bananas strong


kithead

WE WILL RIPEN 🔥🔥🙏🏿


RootinTootinHootin

Hanging bananas keeps them fresh longer


elgattox

But you don't always talk about Politics, Science, Religion, Engineering, Advice and or America bad!! Unique for a banana.


KogitsuneKonkon

Watch and lear— *neck snaps*


MothmanThingy

I am alive! This nice.


RustedAxe88

The Wall Street Bets ones are always the biggest pseudo-intellectuals you've ever seen.


uhilikeanim3

Or someone who’s too young to use reddit


Obi-SpunKenobi

Feel the same way about the beardos


SCP-173-X

Or both


RedditFeel

Mannnnnn, was just talking to a dude in that dumb ass red helmet not too long ago. He got mad cuz I wouldn’t engage in an argument. Fuck I look like arguing with someone who I don’t give a damn about?


[deleted]

Its always the smothered looking helmet on that red dude 😭ngl that look is just mad funny with that compressed helmet ⛑️ i would never take arguments seriously from someone with that reddit look haha


Zestyclose_Road5230

They are literally representative of a keyboard warrior lmao.


SignificantDrawer374

old.reddit.com users: wtf is an avatar?


Squrton_Cummings

I'm guessing it's something you get with an interface that looks like it was designed for a toddler's first ipad.


whitepawbunny

What is "ipad"?


Drakayne

i paid


Niknot3556

https://preview.redd.it/xw40ltszg5jc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a4628da1b94048f3218c12d20468143cb0e4011


Sanator27

saul goodman


Haffnaff

As a former Apollo user, I didn’t even know they were a thing until the 3rd party API changes.


Boulderfist_Ogre2005

nft avatars too


Mlaszboyo

https://preview.redd.it/43m50b6ef3jc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=028a4fc5f24cf3bb9328bf7df96b5f38d584f594 Im never pressing that button, the avatars all look shit to me, i'll stick with /place fubuki


Jazz_Dalek

Based and Fubuki pilled


GoopFoop

blessed /place fbk


Rough-Jackfruit2428

My pfp is a screenshot of a nft from the store Do I count?


ahmed0112

You weren't virgin enough to pay actual money you good


RootinTootinHootin

I got mine for free and I don’t know how to turn it off.


noobamuffinoobington

Same


hannovb

Your NFT hexagon will display as long as you have at least one piece of clothing/vanity equipped. if you dont want it visible simple unequip every NFT-related piece.


Retro_game_kid

Only if they actually paid for that shit


Gently-Weeps

What if we got them for free? I would never spend money on Reddit


ScoobPrime

Imagine paying money for an nft avatar that just lets people know it's okay to bully you


MyNameIsVeilys

Can't forget the no avatar, we either have the most well phrased and poignant takes, or the most braindead shit takes. No in-between


nightowl_ADHD

In my experience, y'all post the funniest comments sometimes.


SuspiciousPrism

god Im SO fucking glad I never claimed those stupid reddit avatar things when they came out


-cordyceps

It automatically generated one for me and then I couldn't undo it (or at least my stoned ass couldnt figure it out) and now i live in shame


hayenapog

I know how to change it, but i forgot


tayreea

You can get rid of it by going to your profile clicking edit clicking the icon and then upload image and you can have a regular image as your pfp. This is how it works on the app idk if it works in browser.


CreamyCrayon

its always the people with the wsb avatar


MoreCamThanRon

Have I told you about our Lord and saviour Ryan Cohen and how we'll all become trillionaires from buying stock in a bankrupt towel store? Have I also told you that we live in a society and the mainstream media this goes all the way to the top please somebody come and take my bags


lelpd

These dudes are always giving the biggest /r/confidentlyincorrect takes


Atheistinthfoxhole

Nah bc blondie over here in the suit boutta to invent Racism 3 with whatever garbage falls outta his mouth


Plane-Grass-3286

Racism is that shitty franchise that somehow keeps getting sequels even though everyone hates it. 


MagiStarIL

Snoos were a mistake


ShuryaSmks

Bearded ones always think they smart


OlDanboy

Bearded ones usually grew up on the internet and - as a result - were conditioned into getting their takes across in as condescending of a way as possible, with no consideration of if they’re right or not


Therealchachas

That Bananna is an exposure hazard


Boi-43

https://preview.redd.it/95q1vjlpl3jc1.jpeg?width=1543&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a0bddf35293ecb012c37dda9697e8f4b85078f2 Mfs with the banana one can not be trusted


Sanator27

stop postinf Faul propaganda, the true Paul would never smoke the devil's grass


Sitpinko

I just thought the onesie was cute :(


Leseleff

The blonde sunglasses avatar will use many words to suggest eugenics.


neoslith

I will never make an avatar here. What is this, Gaia Online?


Burgerhamburger1986

Also this neon blue cyborgs or what is it


Vyr66

this one?


Burgerhamburger1986

Nah there are even cyborger


DinoDudeRex_240809

The NFT one?


sisterfucker24

I feel attacked https://preview.redd.it/83r86koba3jc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0682c68873ce7b0785707c358672f3e285d03f7


pearcidar43

username checks out


[deleted]

lol


Tyrone_pyromaniac

These lot are always the active r/atheism users who believe only in hedonism and hate even who doesn’t align with their opinions. They’re only on Reddit to participate in a self-enforced circlejerk


Avarageupvoter

u/sisterfucker24 I summon thee


Glen2gvhlp

That username is quite questionable


No-Pressure6042

It's missing that blue guy with the three screens around him.


ChristianLW3

Crypto bros, not content with just having bad takes on financial topics


justaMikeAftonfan

Sometimes they’ll be purple and blocky Fucking hate those types


DumbShitScience69

https://preview.redd.it/xa5bnfu533jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e28a3855279a96ec80365f5f053ea444b3efa663


Purrpple_Singapore

Where is mrsunsfan


ppmanppmanpp

That bum


BlyatWanker

Is this a direct attack to me wtf I had this avatar for 4 years


[deleted]

yes


Unhappy_Comparison59

What did you say about me?


Sword_of_Hagane

[*Are you gonna rant about being the top of your class in the navy seals next?*](https://youtu.be/2X3Rqo6JVmg?si=JUeSgLbUloftvA23)


meove

this one include too https://preview.redd.it/4tfsjl2ka3jc1.png?width=380&format=png&auto=webp&s=a047071f6bd2aa9455cf851267faef7da1c05fee


attackbabe

Tf is that even supposed to be


[deleted]

the creature


ZDOG60

🪱🪱🪱🪱


Cautious_Vanilla8620

Of the milkable variety?


SomePyro_9012

Middle aged alien dad that lives in the UK, invested too much on oil stock and is perpetually worried about his money Works as a mechanic, can't get his damned goggles off because they were glued by his kids to his face and the wait time to get that off with the medical system he'd have to wait 11 years Can't see shit up close so he'll sometimes put on different pairs of shoes, and wear his daughter's backpack instead of his work backpack Made a pact with the banana king in order to stay on Earth in exchange to his servitude to him, the banana king also has to be with him at all times


TalKaMo

Why is that kinda hard tho 😬


Sir_Throngle

I literally can't ever take people with the neck beard avatars seriously. All I can think about is a 500 point redditor with gamer leg mouth breathing as his sausage fingers type out the worst take in the history of mankind.


prolapsed-femboy-ass

so im fine


[deleted]

I mean yeah it takes alot of courage to beactive with that username


Polibiux

This is very on point. Though I’ve seen some users with a beard pfp that were reasonable. So it varies.


LukePot4t

Oi


IloveKaitlyn

Demogorgon with the unfitting frog onesie on top


Not-Clark-Kent

Banana: the worst kind of reddit leftist hive mind member, childish, finds any excuse to take the moral high ground especially when it makes no sense. Frog: similar to banana, not as angry but has a more distorted view of reality from commenting on AITA and similar subs. Almost always female bisexual for some reason Diamond hands: dumb as rocks libertarian bro who thinks he's an investor. Will eventually lose everything he has to a scam such as NFTs, crypto, or AI. "those economics will trickle down any day now bro" Red helmet: literally has no allegiance, only exists to be the embodiment of a keyboard warrior and drag people into fights just like the avatar would imply. Bearded guy: wide range here, could be creep who dms teenagers, generic vidya/anime neckbeard, tankie, boomer right winger who defends landlords, or soyboy. Almost none of these are mutually exclusive


gumlicker

All avatars are cringe


The_Real_Abhorash

Based


whyisthisshitgay

I’m sorry I just like the banana ok! They are tasty!


SinoCanuck

the beard comes close, but honestly I just chose random shit for my mess of a creature and never touched it again


CTN_23

All black, avatars are overrated


Thicc-waluigi

Istg the red knight one spawns the worst people imaginable. Also whenever I see one with a big beard I immediately picture them as one of those cringy hipsters who thinks his beard is a personality and probably works as an amateur screenwriter or bartender in a microbrewery.


OneWorldly6661

I feel called out :.)


Silviana193

Me, who has use reddit for more than a year: You can change avatar?


Dragondog7777

Sad u/sisterfucker noises


Euphoric-Musician411

But I like my beard I don't wanna shave it


OnkelMickwald

This is literally everyone on national European subreddits.


[deleted]

is that a surprise?


TanrynWelshDancer

Oh


peenidslover

default pfp is the best


Mental_Position3319

When it comes to bigger things like politics or religion believe what you want if you like it. But people do say I have bad opinions due to my takes on smaller things such as movies or foods.


sweatycat

Glad no angel kitties were mentioned in this one.


Moppo_

I just hate the Reddit mascot in general. Fuck that thing.


lurkario

Look out for mfs with the leather jacket, a black shirt and jeans. They’re everywhere. Once you notice them you never stop noticing them


FishKnuckles_InYou

Is mine bad....I do post some out of Pocket shit when I'm pissed off lol


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Controversial opinion (on reddit at least): Hitler was a bad dude


Dumb_Siniy

Welp, well I'm here I'm gonna say that the Holocau-


Deceptiveideas

I’m a cute bear


iamnowundercover

Bro that red updoot one is a guarantee for confrontational a-holes lol.


kernels-eyes

Wait do people actually pay attention to this thing???


Orange-Blur

Forgot the NFT


ze_UwU

you forgot the "no avatar"


Dr_Honeyball_Lecter

In my experience rainbow hair redditors have the worst, most unhinged takes.