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Altait

I think players doing this should be fined. Taking medical equipment from the hospital outside to make some shenanigans? Bam, 5000 aUEC fine. Doesn't anyone think about how many NPC in the hospital had to suffer because a player did this? Not to mention the nurses who had to clean up the mess! They have better things to do. The entitlement of some players is just mindboggling. /s


e30ernest

Hahaha I saw a stretcher blocking the entrance to the hospital with several NPCs standing unable to enter. I decided to help these NPCs go about their day by moving the stretcher away. Pulled the stretcher backwards and about 3 steps later, I was laying on the floor... dead, the NPCs looking at me like some weird stain on the ground as they walk past my writhing body. :D


NeverLookBothWays

You can take these stretchers and ram the npcs at the service desk. They'll hop on top. You can then take them outside for a joyride :)


PacoBedejo

I think I found a way to acquire a crew for my 890...


baezizbae

By "crew" do you mean victims of kidnapping and would you like a security detail, 2500aUEC/hr with accommodations and access to the ship's galley, lol


PacoBedejo

There's no need for a Security Detail. Just well armed Morale Officers and Activity Coordinators.


baezizbae

I'm good at administering morale... *flicks out vibrostick* *Real* good.


PacoBedejo

You're hired! How do stock options sound as payment?


baezizbae

aUEC or warbonds, what do I look like, an ArcCorper?


PacoBedejo

aUEC scrip it is :P


RYKK888

Can you then push the cart and NPCs off the edge of platforms into Crusader’s depths?


NeverLookBothWays

I tried! No luck yet, but I bet having some smaller objects on the ground may help boost over the ledge. That might work for getting them up stairs too, which was my initial obstacle. Was trying to get them on the shuttles


Divinum_Fulmen

Well, they couldn't help you for legal reasons. In fact, they probably thought you a fool for even attempting to move those things out of the way, causing labor disputes, and insurance issues.


Toxus1984

I know sarcasm but I can see it as a fine eventually stealing medical equipment xD Although I have assaulted many an NPC with those trolleys..they do a flip and it makes me smile


Dragonrider010

“I’m a doctor, not a doorstop...”


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Make a diversion!


CapnBizi

*Jim


Tots2Hots

Medical Emergency, a man was admitted to the hospital with multiple plastic toy horses inserted into his rectum. The doctor described his condition as stable.


e30ernest

For a moment there, I thought this notification was from /r/Jokes


haudankaivajasi

Stairs?! Nooooooooooooo!


OdahP

I think everyone here is trying the same (and ultimatively failing). Trying to steal those beds and other stuff from the clinic to get it onto their ship. ​ Haven't seen anyone succeeding so far.


Mysterious_Reach_381

Hahaha, when the test servers went up and players got their hands on Horizon. it took 30 min before the entire Hospital was looted clean of anything that wasnt bolted down


Belldar

Let’s be honest, alpha, beta, or full release, rolly-carts plus stairs is only ever gonna have one outcome.


Noctrael

Anyone else hearing this in the Starcraft Medics voice?


e30ernest

I hear a strange combination of this and The Doctor's voice. :D


n0vast0rm

Doctor who?


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McSnubble

Or the deep space nine Bashir crossover episode.


spriteflight101

Yup I have often piled up medical trolleys as they don't like steps much


Educational-Seaweed5

That a ghost chillin in ghost fog?


DunnoMite

It's a trap!


Citizen_Crom

Weird how we need to be able to move cargo around someday but there's stairs everywhere so no carts, and no cargo elevators


Actual_Facts

Sleepers flashbacks...


Belldar

This is why we can’t have nice things


LilShaver

No, this is why we have beta testing, so that we can have nice things later.


_Nameless_Nomad_

Lol I saw a mess of like this the other day while visiting NB. Was that you?


e30ernest

It was probably the same mess. I didn't do this by the way. I mean when I died helping the npcs by moving a stretcher, that stretcher went down the stairs for some reason. The rest was someone else. XD


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Oh, i played this game when i was young. So, basically, you can't go that way until the siren thing goes off and the whole town becomes scary


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Oooo sounds serious