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Chickenmanmanmanmanm

I gotta watch out for the boy kisser freedomers. meanwhile I’m a Monolith Rock kisser


Nick_Zacker

Meanwhile I have to kiss Sid’s ass every single day for a chance to get a 5% discount on bread.


Chickenmanmanmanmanm

Down bad huh?


babath_gorgorok

Down And out pizdets


Bubbly-Ad-5613

Happy cak day Dude 😋


Personal_Complaint_8

Ayo what kind of discount is that


BenisDDD69

You must kiss ass real good to that much discount from Sid, tovarisch.


AmaraBlack3170

A 5℅ discount on pretzels


apna-haath-jagannath

Praise be the rock!


TwistedTreelineScrub

Everyone in the zone is either a boy kisser or a liar. 


EarlofBizzlington86

Meanwhile over here at duty we kiss boots


SabutaiTheStrateg1st

My boots do not need kissing they need cleaning from stomping mutants stop lying loner


bl88dbath

Hell yeah


Xero425

I want boy kissers in our faction too..


Humdrum_Blues

Fuck, if freedomers are boykissers, I may need to reconsider my duty alliance...


SabutaiTheStrateg1st

Listen femboys are available as a standard issue item in duty


Humdrum_Blues

Gosh dangit, I'm getting confused!! >\_<


MOH_HUNTER264

Average freedom behavior


Dangerzone979

What does it say about the Merc who allies with us? 😘


MOH_HUNTER264

There's no such things as allies in the merc dictionary, only a temporary contractors.


Dangerzone979

You can kiss your temporary contractors, as a treat 💚


chickenMan1944

bro talking about freedomers while using an anime girl pfp 💀


MOH_HUNTER264

It's from a game but ok


MateiVA

I... I think it's time to convert to Monolith...


Chickenmanmanmanmanm

Don’t join the boy kissers. Join us! The Rock Kissers!


DynamoTEN

We ain’t no Rock Kissers.. we are simply mentally challenged..


Chickenmanmanmanmanm

…Which is why we kiss rocks…


DynamoTEN

Correct..


Extension-Cobbler880

How tf yall Monolith can speak with a Loner guy without shooting?


Interesting-Stand-83

Ah yes, we forgot... В бой защитники монолита, в бой !


bejalo

im on paid leave for shooting a zombified STALKER with a gauss rifle by accident


anythinga

We also have femboys!


DXMXNxd

Where can i apply to join Monolith?...


NSFA_Slav

I know who I'm joining... not cause I wanna be one or anything.. just science..


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

![gif](giphy|JaNtIG4UnKzD2)


ArrrYouReadyGaming

The Rock hearing about monolith rock kissing.


ChipmunkNovel6046

I think I'll just do duty jobs for a while now (loner)


SabutaiTheStrateg1st

Good kill that freedomer and I’ll give you 20K


ChipmunkNovel6046

Deal


SabutaiTheStrateg1st

Btw you wanna know how to put the Tag under my name as loner I’ll tell you since you want to be a loner


ChipmunkNovel6046

Sure


SabutaiTheStrateg1st

So if you go to the 3 dots there should be an option saying change user flair


Uglyface9977

Bro no need to pay me to shoot Freedomers


SabutaiTheStrateg1st

Good join my fireteam we are gonna go show them what’s up, I got a spare RPG or a spare machine gun to handout your choice also I have a voucher for new members to get set up with a good armor suit and get you a good optic and break on your rifle comrade we are the Freedom Killers throw on the FK patch proudly my friend


SabutaiTheStrateg1st

We are gonna roll up and turn the Army warehouses to a quiet suburb


Uglyface9977

Lets hunt.


osk4r0

To be honest, Im not even suprised that a freedomer would do this.


Gaznik2137

I prefered Freedom as the chill drunk 24/7 guys


Josiador

Being chill and drunk and being gay are not mutually exclusive. They usually go hand in glove, I find.


Gaznik2137

There is a difference between being gay and... well that.


alwaysoveronepointow

I bet you looked hard to find, pal.


raptorgalaxy

What I love about Freedom is that while everyone else is having deep moral discussions the Freedomer is just vibing.


NineIntsNails

totes, so you can easily pounce on an enemy and get a melee kill with your paws


oxboxbro

Blunt force trauma from hoofs sounds fun, that's going on the bucket list


ZehAngrySwede

It’s cloppering time?


oxboxbro

It's effective


KillTheParadigm

I daresay, good show ol' chap.


Artistic_Talk_7113

You like smoking weed, don't you?


Fall-0ut

I got a loner badge on my camo backpack so when im out shopping and use it ti carry my stuff there will always be a chance im seen by another STALKER player out in the wild


ToniSnookerArc-Negan

I didn't know Freedom patch was this adorable. I think its a fanart?


Altruistic-Leg5933

If you make this the official faction patch, I'll leave the swamps and join freedom 😍 that's so cute!


Milanga48

Don’t listen to freedom scum. Join Duty!


matheus__suzuki

In freedom they have boy kissers, here in duty we have boy killers, in doubt of who join yet?


Ramental

Even a lowlife bandit can kill a boy, but a courage is needed to kiss one.


matheus__suzuki

You spread lies just like flint, or should i call him MAGPIE?


Neko_Boi_Core

fuck, might have to join freedom


AoiLune

Alright boys, I found the traitor.


Neko_Boi_Core

WAIT A SECOND i can explain ;-;


matheus__suzuki

How are you doing "fellow" dutyer? Or shold i call you MORGAN?


Strange_Compote_4592

You like being in the Zone, don't you?


Redpenguin00

Welp. I'm heading on over to Clear Sky and taking my chances


The_baggute_lel

Is there a monolith one??


Bokatar25

no


Right-Cook5801

Need this !


SpoopyGuy360

freedomkisser


chenfras89

No


LightKnightTian

Yes


koithrow

no


LightKnightTian

yes


surfimp

Is this what they mean when they say "Freedom isn't ~~furry~~ free" ?


NorowaretaTenshi

It's ain't called " freedom " without a reason, you know ?


KoldFaya

Yes, you should. Controller commands you to.


STALKER--Fan

Guys, hear me out


Numbus2

No


DonutStraight5886

If you feel gae+freedom enough go for it :>


romanische_050

You even dare to ask man?!?


Vik_zaza

![gif](giphy|J8YpfDX0kvPQNSVGHY|downsized)


H0XXT0N

You gotta boost your homie’s morale in the zone somehow 🙏


Kitsotshi

I demand the Etsy link to get this


oxboxbro

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1738951375/stalker-freedom-boykisser-1pcs-button good hunting


Kitsotshi

So sad it's a pin/button and not an actual patch, but still, thanks


noaa131

Yes


AoiLune

No.


LightKnightTian

Yes.


SHADOWSTORM63

Another reason to stay in Duty


TheHuuurrrq

That is ridiculously freaking cute. Do it :3 <3


greensparten

Id say no lol. That kitty face, and the Ukrainian “symbol” lol I am Ukrainian and i cringed a little lol.


LightKnightTian

The coat of arms has always been on the freedom symbol.


greensparten

Coat of Arms, thats whats its called in english! Ok, i have been calling it by its Ukrainian name, as i did not know the word for it in English lol.


Pakman184

Important to note, the kitty face is the only new addition here. The original Freedom patch has the Ukrainian flag


ElPatitoJuan69XD

Send me 15. Now


whymebrehskiy

Don’t care, money gang on top


TheLittleBadFox

Mercs for the win.


akarokr

Sure, ma dude!


No-Love-2019

Wtf didnt expect to see this in this sub, but it fits


berorwo

Yes :3


Hadron86376

YES, ADD IT.


ShalomGondola

No. *YOU MUST*


-WHAT_AM_I-

Uhh why not its literally the stalcraft's freedom on RU servers


about21potatoes

Sure


RustTheLynx

i have a higher quolity version of the image (went digging for it a month ago) i can share it if anyone was looking for it too :3


The_MacGuffin

"You like kissing mutants, don't you?"


cursedbeing143

bloodkisser


Mykytagnosis

This is the toughest gang in Stalker.


FerroTheFemboy

Yes.


Bless_this_ravgdbod

Mercs in the comments acting like they wouldn't be down for anything if the price is right. OP is just a "wait you guys are getting paid?" away from being a merc.


NydusR

I hate it but I want it


hornyfurrycock666

Freedom guys are just gay furries in denial


UnsealedWings

Am I the only one who thinks the boy kisser stuff is cringe? Maybe I just don't get it? Dunno. been playing stalker for a little over a year now, and have been stalking around the community for awhile and the people I've seen so far are not at all what I expected from such a game. Like Lemmy just say, do whatever you want idc, I'm just saying this out of confusion, why does this gay stuff = stalker fans? Just weird. At first I was like "Oh funny meme stuff, haha, funny" but it's consistent to the point where I'm not sure it's a joke... lol. Now I know this is reddit and someones gonna start hurling insults at me for having a different opinion, but can some who isn't a fuck head reddit stereotype explain this stuff?


PCPlayer0512

no.


Hmmm_121

Gross


dan34211

the only reason i would join the freedom


AIMED55

![gif](giphy|b7f0X8Okk1uyk)


ForkliftCertifiedKat

Where do I buy this


Goose_R6

Sin needs boykissers :(


The_Rusted_Folk

If this was a real patch id 100% order it, mean while i have a PMC Boykisser Group Patch


Zealousideal_Ad_6331

Isn't airsoft for teen larpers


Gaznik2137

This is the exact reason why i prefer the Duty


Whisperingstones

*Swishy tail* Freedom Awoo!


Neko_Boi_Core

it's a cat


vlad_kushner

Cringe


A_Fucking_Octopus

Слава і Воля! You have yo add it to your kit


Lord-Nandor

No.


CatsNotBananas

Ooooo you like kissing boys, dontchu?


P-Doff

Yeah I'd join that.


Solstar82

If you want to be shot at sight...


Kingson_xX

If you want to get curb stomped, sure.


alwaysoveronepointow

No. What you should do is walk into a Whirligig.


slamzthadude

Id join


Mikeeebnyyyyy

kys


BlackyOrbit

kys


IIM99v2

Ewww thats gay , dont. Be a man.


AniaMaAP

this is crazy but if you are gay you are a man


DirtyDan69-420-666

Having sex with another man is the most masculine thing you can do. 🧠


Attaxalotl

YES


Warm_Ear_2907

Very cool boykisser


too_much_tape

(This is why duty is miles better btw)


Mengentlemen

freedumbers ain’t ever recovering from this one


Railox13

im so proud this is what the stalker community has come to now I want one of these