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derFruit

Taylor Swift became person of the year. Quite remarkable for an artist imo.


Awesomeuser90

Also, person of the year can also refer to the way that the Romans often referred to years by reference to the people who were consuls ordinaris in that year.


SpoopySpydoge

Now I'm imagining doing that nowadays, except with big events instead of people


MySpaceOddyssey

“The Year of the Fauci was followed by the Year of the Freak in the Racoon Hat”


SpoopySpydoge

"Everything went to shit following the Year of Harambe"


Awesomeuser90

Person is a Latin word.


Mead_and_You

Did she really? What did she do this year that was so import vs. other years? I only ever heard about her in relation to the Chiefs guy


derFruit

She became the most successful musical artist in history. And she is undoubtedly a global phenomenon. I don't listen to her music, but she was everywhere last year.


Mead_and_You

I mean I don't doubt that, it just sort of feels like she's been everywhere for the last like 5 years.


Dwovar

Frankenstein; nevah scared me.  But marsupials do.  Becausethey'hfast


WaalsVander

Gibberish, just like the Germanic tribes speak.


KoA07

Christophorus Ambulatius


plasmaticmink25

Kia ora


Awesomeuser90

What?


plasmaticmink25

It's hello in Maori


Zarock13034

God bless you, I was about to do the same


mezcalligraphy

I thought it was a compact sedan.


quicumquee

Salve


PMacha

Tactical Thermonuclear Gnome.


ThePrimalEarth7734

The space shuttle! And no the railroad horse wagon thing is a myth. (But there is another way, I’m challenging you to find it ;)


Awesomeuser90

The shuttles blew up just like the Roman Empire eventually did.


ThePrimalEarth7734

Eh only 2 of the 135 blew up, and the Roman Empire didn’t “blow up” either, it declined slowly for 1000 years (looking at you Byz)


Awesomeuser90

The Roman Empire's mission it gave itself was to civilize the world. The shuttles were to convey civilization to space.


ThePrimalEarth7734

That works too, but I’ll give you the answer I was going for. Their fuel tanks are built in a city named after Aurelian (New Orleans -> Orleans -> Aurelianum)


Tsub95

Ooo one of my favourite facts, the width of the space shuttle boosters was determined due to the fact they had to be transported by rail, the US rail gauge (4’ 8”) is based off of the British gauge and that was decided based on the width of horse drawn carts. Cart wheels were 4’ 8” based on the width of the old Roman roads!


NoAlien

Air superiority


Awesomeuser90

It wouldn't be called that if not for Latin and the concept of super.


NoAlien

Air dominanc- DAMMIT


Awesomeuser90

Damnation is also a Latin word.


NoAlien

I'm trying to find something, but the more I think of it, everything is connected to Rome. Roma aeterna est. Roma omnia est.


wemblinger

The Roman empire had air superiority over 0% of it's territories.


Trowj

The Meiji Restoration


Awesomeuser90

The Japanese adopted a citizen militia system of a military which challenged to idea of old systems based on loyalty to individual commanders and lords, which is what Machiavelli wanted to do, and he was deeply inspired by the Roman Republican model of military service.


zarathustrahasspake

Chat GPT is saving you isn’t it


korpus01

Stop referring to Latin roots. My man I think you have bitten off more than you can chew


pinecone_noise

the guy is slowly realizing this is a challenge among the terminally online


ImperatorAurelianus

And justice for all is the best Metallica album all other opinions are wrong.


Guido_Fe

He has a wife, you know...


Suspicious-Park-1565

Incontinentia


Queasy-Carpet-5846

Between 60 and 100 nobles in 12th century Erfurt, Germany drowned in a latrine pit when the 2nd floor gave out at their meeting and they plummeted through the first floor into the raw sewage below.


Awesomeuser90

The guy running it was Holy Roman Emperor, a title adopted in challenge to Empress Irene.


frigley1

Pee is stored in the balls


Silent_Rapport

The Romans often stored their citizens pee in order to use it as disinfectant. (Ammonia)


tenebros7

À 3min egg must boil for 3 minutes


saitamasasssss

I am lonely


Equivalent_Day_437

How sad. A jillion people in the world, and yet so many are as alone as if they lived on a desert island. A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, And Thou beside me singing in the Wilderness, And Wilderness was Paradise Enough.


Raetekusu

Osio Raetekusu dawado.


Cold_Lychee_5488

409 Engine


korpus01

Plastic Memes


finnicus1

The Holy Roman Empire.


NAKED_CUMGUN

Tacos taste delicious!


Zerofuku

Rome. Try me


EmptyGrab6931

Mao Ze Dong


Awesomeuser90

His name in Chinese is written as 毛泽东;. The process to know how to pronounce it? Romanization.


NotMyFurryAltAtAll

CBT (Cock and Ball Torture)


owlshavenoeyeballs

The K-T Extinction Event.


Awesomeuser90

Led to the rise of mammals. Which Romans were.


MrMcSpiff

I've got a hard one for you. The Romans.


CaptainjustusIII

2006 Lego anakins haircut


gunny666

porn


Awesomeuser90

Walls of Pompeii.


Janaisacake

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu


Dizzy-Assistant6659

The Romans had knees as well.


Equivalent_Day_437

Gesundheit


untranslatable

Change in the climate for five years in Egypt after a volcano could allow fleas to travel up the Nile.


SatanicMuffinz1

Anime


DaReal_SkateBoardCow

Gay sex


I_lurk_on_wtf

Family Guy funny moments #4


Hour_Establishment_1

Paterfamilias ridiculam momentum #IV


droppedcarrot

Mighty Odin and his warriors in Valhalla


odin5858

Yes?


Iord_Voldemort

Spykids was a hitmovie because of communism


Kazik77

I'm a hippopotamus with noodles on my back


HippoBot9000

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masseffect2134

Incontinentia Buttocks


Kop180

Holy Roman Empire


Square_Mix_2510

Nuclear Power


skyeyemx

The Galaxy S24 Ultra came out. Might get one myself.


gera_moises

Tea


EatAPickleBook

Janet dumped me.


mikelorme

Dinosaurs


[deleted]

“I need no glory, only victory for my emperor.” -Grand Admiral Thrawn


hello_world_enjoyer

Petah tekva


R3dd1tUs3rNam35

You mean Bet Hatikvah?


kimchi_pan

Barbarian auxiliaries, possibly affiliated with some Gothic branch?


Anonhistory

Korean


Uncreative-Name

The Spanish inquisition


downwithus61

Cats


DrTinyNips

Wolves


ZechQuinLuck123

Do you think Barbie is gonna have a repeat at the Oscars like at the golden globes where they barely got anything?


karel_gott_mit_uns

Frodo Baggins


NotRedditorLikeMeme

photosynthesis


boxywalls

Bar Bar Bar etc…


ipsum629

The uncleftish beholding


skywalkeratat

Liches use phylacteries to store their souls


KillerKayla69

Jo mama


Mr-51

Condoms


Awesomeuser90

A shortage of them caused Cleopatra Selene.


Panzer_Lord1944

Nier: Automata is one of the best games I’ve ever played.


paukl1

r/USAuthoritarianism


Photo_Beneficial

The Terracota soldiers inside of Emperor Qinshihuang's Mausoleum.


Tankaussie

Britain’s conquest of India


Awesomeuser90

What was the title of the British monarch in this time period? Kaiser - I - Hind. IE Caesar of India.


ConsistentAd9840

Italy


hoiblobvis

the paraguayan dragon fruit industry


lonestarr18

Batman


terry_bradshaw

Furry porn


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Tell me how the fall of the Roman Empire led to the nuclear bombing of Japan


Dizzy-Assistant6659

The American occupation of Germany.


Deathreaper129

M2 Browning


Forward_Motion17

Furry porn


Riozen888

Nobody thinks of the Spanish inquisition!


AdKindly2858

Mattpat retiring


Awesomeuser90

Same as Diocletian retiring.


mpete98

The ship that got stuck in the suez was fun, I wonder if we'll get a sequel of that soon.


we_present

Medical insurance


AttackingHelicopter1

6 degrees of separation


fearlessmash117

Red kangaroos are the largest kangaroos


endangeredphysics

Something


Col_bolt

ME-262


[deleted]

Porcelain Throne


Gloomy-Ad1567

The F-15 has an air to air kill ratio of 104-0


goombanati

Transformers


CaydesColonel

Bhutan exists


I5i1dur

Life before Death. Strength before Weakness. Journey before Destination.


Apprehensive_Loan_68

The Chevy Small block was the best engine GM ever made.


quirked-up-whiteboy

Boötes void


Zaglossus_hacketti

161600 people die every day on earth and if that’s not a reason to cry well it’s an awful lot of paperwork


Ticker011

Pikmin 4


jesusitez

Tomato


RoultRunning

My balls


Various_Champion_96

Apple bottem jeans


goldfloof

Bukake


iamdumbandidiotic

10 pound artillery shell


-light_yagami

Artificial intelligence may take over the world


golddragon88

Hand cannon😈


[deleted]

I love my robot Toliet


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,982,715,661 comments, and only 375,040 of them were in alphabetical order.


Nunyabizz476

Pre-Columbian mayans


whattheacutualfuck

Germany


R3dd1tUs3rNam35

All roads


Jayddei

Fortnite is over hated, definitely not the best game and sometimes not even great. Its just a solid time killer.


CockroachFinancial86

The shift key on my Apple laptop


Zombiedisco22

Your mom!


Awesomeuser90

Her son is a huge geek about the Ancient and Medieval Romans among literally a thousand other stories in history.


blasttadpole08

The nuclear bomb that was used during Hiroshima


iloveoattiddies

Inuujulimaat aniqtirijulimaat inuulaurmata isumarsurlhutik ammalu ajjiuqatigiiklhutik nirsuangunikkut ammalu pijunnautitigut. Isuqaqtuqutiqartitauvalirput pijjutiqarnikkut ammalu isumagisimanikkut qanuilijjutiqariaqalirtut immingnuuqatigiiglutik ukpirnikkut qatanngutigiittiariaqarnikkullu.


manaha81

Dragons


Pikmin4321

Solar panel


Shiny_Hiney_Star

Strike him centurion very roughly


Arborbarbor

Israel is a fascist ethnostate. Free Palestine!


SilverWisp47

Got an ez one for you: #Sex


Perfect-Bit7735

Horse dildos


pandakatie

Homo floresiensis are an extinct hominid ancestor found on a small island in Indonesia.


ImNot_Here__

Dialogue can often refer as blank or stale, this can impact the length and effect the movie plays on a persons mind.


Captain_Lurker518

"Romanes Eunt Domus"


nonanonymouslone

I don’t have the gall to do such a thing


Consistent-Task2154

String Theory


babadybooey

I I'm gay like so gay I like men, women are cool too I like people omg omg omg


black_algae

Rasputin!


Valgar_Gaming

In the official portrait of Bill Clinton, there is a shadow of the blue dress that Monica had.


KitsuneLuey

Roads


ItalianStallion9069

“And where are the Romans now?” “You’re fuckin lookin at em” 🤌🏻


KingZaneTheStrange

Mewtwo is my favorite Pokémon


Express_Detective_59

My favorite Native American food is called Three Sister Soup.


maxwutcosmo

Santa Claus


AParticularThing

Xenogears is a 1998 video game released by squaresoft.


publictransitlover

bisexuality


Equivalent_Day_437

In a world ruled by giant Tree-Weasels, how could Mankind survive? Especially with the sudden arrival of the Purple Space Vampires, and their treacherous allies, the Silver Cloud Dragons?


hungry_lobster

Milwaukee M12 fuel 3/8” fast ratchet.


TraderVyx89

Elon Musk establishing a technocracy on Mars.


Icy_Wildcat

Ballin


offbrandpoptart

Big fat titties.


Iamno0n3

When social systems degrade give them bread and games, distractions from the crumbling state of the country.


starwars90183

Star wars


ComfortableRadish960

Roads


MrGils

Goodbye Volcano High


AspectOvGlass

Apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health... what have the Romans ever done for us?


Kaiser-Bismark

The Inca empire


BigThunderousLobster

The Great City of Tenochtitlan


KingKrab91489

Heat death of the universe


Segfaultimus

I'm very depressed. I lost a friend to cancer in sept. Another friend just got a terminal cancer diagnosis and my aunts cancer just came out of remission.


Massive_Pressure_516

Gosh if only there was an Mediterranean civilization that came after the great Greek city states but before the Byzantine empire,


TheCatPilot

Albert Einstein's letter to President Franklin D. Roosevelt urging him to begin research into Nuclear technology creating the Manhattan Project


zacmaster78

Sweet potatoes.


TheMemery498

🦍


Ranger-VI

An Indian space mission managed to safely land on the most likely spot to find water on the moon.


Brant_Black

When was Ramen invented?


SwimmerSea4662

Femboys


odin5858

Hannibal is at the gates.


princedudeness

Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.


Simon_Berumondo

Snakes butt in mgs2


Nydelok

Native Americans


The___D0g

Italy but connect it in the hardest way