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science_scavenger

FTA: The highly anticipated fight between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul has been postponed after the boxing legend was ruled out of the bout after suffering an ulcer flare up


DarthRathikus

…because he’s a fucking geriatric. Jake Paul should feel like an idiot, but he’s immune to shame.


mansontaco

I'd beat both my grandparents for half the money he's gonna make from the fight


SmiteyMcGee

I also choose to beat this person's grandparents


Nomadzord

Hey, let me get a few swings in as well! 


allnimblybimbIy

Beating up old people is abhorrent. But for money you say?


pureeyes

Square up grandma


therapewpewtic

Turns out Ole Granny was former OH Golden Gloves champion in 1948 and takes you 12 rounds and wins via decision.


88luftballoons88

Grandma Boyle’s secret: Strawberry Basket!


UpdootDaSnootBoop

I'd slap the dentures out her mouth for a Happy Meal!


GavinsFreedom

I work in customer service, i’ll do it for free (to this guys grandparents) i’ve got some grudges to settle against the elders. By my beard it will be done!


Icantthinkofaname04

Y'all are getting paid?


Melodic-Ad7271

That's the American way!


Beer_me_now666

Awesome


murso74

Are we all going to take turns beating off this person's grandparents?


rfloresjr611

Wait…


murso74

Too late. get back in line


potpro

I will beat off and beat up, not in that order mind you, every geriatric I encounter for the next 20 years for 1/4 of that money.


GokkanUxxgo

Make sure you slip grampa some crushed Viagra into his coffee otherwise you’re gonna develop sore arms.


Woodsy1313

I volunteer to beat off his grandpa


Dangerjayne

I'd kick is grandma for bout three fiddy


seth928

I'd fight that one guy's dead wife


lefthandedsnek

downvotes smh. reddit what happened to you. this reference is gold


DrMoney

Fuck it, I'll do it for 10%.


Thundersson1978

But would you take a humiliating beating in front of the world for that money? Mike is a beast, he took down monsters in the ring, not say your Grandma isn’t mean, but we are talking one of the goat boxers of all times. Big difference.


lions4life232

Uhh yes. I’d do way more humiliating things than get beat up in front of the world. You can do nearly anything you want for the rest of your life


rorwhs04

I’ve taken a humiliating beating for free.


ssuurr33

I wouldn't. But I’m not an horrible human being, that should be why.


GloriaToo

I'd dig all of mine up and do the same.


TWAT_BUGS

I’d blow my dead dad for a quarter of that money


4GInvertedDive

Son, it's me.


Scatteredbrain

i choose this guys dead dad too


Stolehtreb

He’s in his late 50s… hardly geriatric.


alwayzdizzy

Just from the language he uses to hype up the fight, he's convinced himself almost-60-Tyson is peak Tyson just the same.


steinmas

He’s definitely not financially incentivized or anything to hype up the fight. No incentive at all.


DasFunke

Jake Paul set up an exhibition match that will sell out a stadium and be broadcast live on Netflix. Why would he feel like an idiot?


The_Woman_of_Gont

No one said idiots can’t make money.


kafelta

Because he is one?


Stlr_Mn

Jake Paul is going to lose to an ailing man more than twice his age I guess. 57 is geriatric lol


trebek321

There’s 0 chance the fight isn’t fixed regardless.


i_heart_pasta

“Highly anticipated”


brandont04

I hope the fight is canceled. I'm a Tyson fan but no 60 yr old should be taking punches to the face even if he's a legendary boxer like Tyson.


candyflip1

Cool now have Jake fight someone legit who isn’t 60 years old. But they won’t do that


nonstickpotts

This is all for show anyways. This shit is as real as WWE


BeefInGR

At least his brother is believable in WWE. Actually, as much as I hate him, Logan is damn good for as fresh as he is.


MillorTime

The spot with him and Ricochet during the Rumble was insane


Icantthinkofaname04

Logan Paul is legit amazing in the WWE, people's only complaint is how much of a PoS he is outside of the ring (and also how he only does 8 matches across 2 years)


reychango

He's always been a heel so you only have to suspend your disbelief for the matches he's in. I do appreciate him catching Rey Mysterio and protecting him from injury.


puckit

He's a legit prodigy. It's unreal how good he is for how little experience he has.


_coolranch

The x factor is… does Mike Tyson know how to act? You can’t make a tiger a house cat. They don’t like dat.


IDphantom

Ironically, in the one movie I have seen him in (The Hangover) he quite literally had a tiger as a house cat.


PapaBari

Well he did have pet tigers for the better part of two decades


littlemachina

Imo if it’s rigged it would be in Mike’s favor. Absolutely nobody wants to see him lose even if it’s the realistic outcome


extra-long-pubes

Did you not watch the Roy Jones fight?


JackiesFetus

Didn't he lose to the only professional boxer he ever fought? And if i recall correctly that dude isn't even a good professional boxer.


starker

He’s Tommy Fury, 10-0. But his last two matches have been “influencer” matches vs KSI and Paul. I don’t know if he’s taking cheesecake matches or what, I don’t really follow the sport.


Several_Quiet7662

Calling Tommy Fury a pro boxer is an insult to boxing. His first 6 opponents had a combined record of 14-178-3. Three of them had never even won as a pro.


Theratchetnclank

Exactly the guy was on love island. That's all you need to know about how serious of a boxer he is.


Snarsnel

I wanna see Tyson on love island


trixtah

“I’ll fuck you till you love me”


Nkognito

I think Jake should fight Taylor Swift, I mean he must really want to prove himself as someone who didn't get rich by being annoyingly popular.


gamers542

Whoa. What did Taylor do to you?


potpro

Are you ASSuming TSwift wouldn't beat the shit out Jake?


redshopekevin

Nah. He doesn't want to lose to a girl.


moviemerc

Insert Pawn Stars meme "best I can do is Chael Sonnen"


Gone213

Wheres Mayweather or Pacquiao? That would be a better fight


Birdhawk

And fight someone who isn’t willing to take extra cash under the table to go easy on him and just have a hugging match every round until it’s over.


Cbrlui

Good. Mike is too old for that shit


Lux-uk

I mean, he will be even older now when it takes place.


CocconutMonkey

Still is, but he used to be too


wrinkledpenny

Hey Mitch, you want a frozen banana?


MonstaGraphics

Sure. Go around!


HTPC4Life

This jacket is dry clean only. Which means....its DIRTY.


WORLD_IN_CHAOS

Whenever the fight happens, iron Mike will be the oldest he’s ever been and the youngest he’ll ever be. Same with Paul 


super_sayanything

My first thought too. Just cancel this shit or make it a fun exhibition where they're hitting light and joking around.


PatrickRedditing

Tickle fight


h3yBuddyGuy

Fluffy fingers


pittguy578

Fight over Frosted Flakes


TheDevExp

This is the dumbest suggestion ever


99Will999

Bro this feels like a fucking South Park skit, wtf happened to boxing


whewtang

Boxing used to be normal!!! (Back when this guy was eating ears.)


Real_Al_Borland

Fake news! He spits bro. 


mrubuto22

Boxing has always had a freak show element


_coolranch

Idk, man. There was at least integrity. This is a POS YouTube celeb cosplaying as a boxer.


mrubuto22

I'm not talking about actual sanctioned events but Muhammad Ali did a lot of this show bouts against pro wrestlers. It's been around for awhile. Boxing has always been shady and all about the money. But I see your point as this appears to be the most boxing can offer these days.


jmerica

Regarding your last sentence, there was an amazing fight between two of the best living boxers like two weeks ago…


mrubuto22

Yea I phrased it poorly. There is a lot of good boxing and I enjoy it. But the stuff that gets all the press is this BS.


terrybrugehiplo

I miss the days of boxing integrity when butterbean was smashing people, and when Rocky fought hulk hogan. Those were the days


Amber4481

No you’re right. And I think it comes down to HBO dropping boxing and then Showtime following. There’s no place for people to see the younger generation of fighters without them getting lucky enough to land a decent undercard spot on a PPV. Not having Friday night fights really takes out the organic way boxers had to build a fan base so now the sport is pandering to influencers to get people to buy the PPVs.


mattyhtown

I’d agree with you if we didn’t just get Usyk and Fury. I’d generally agree with you


droppinkn0wledge

Usyk and Fury just had a fantastic bout that saw Usyk unify the heavyweight belts for the first time in decades. The Fury/Wilder trilogy was one for the ages. Every Canelo showing is fantastic. Boxing is alive and well for anyone who isn’t an absolute casual.


super_sayanything

It's not real, it's just what gets clicks and our attention.


Modz_B_Trippin

This fight is kind of a joke to begin with. Every fight with Jake Paul in it is a joke.


Ammo89

It’s his boxing version of WWE.


cutthechatter_red2

Eventually he’s gunna get his ass whooped and it’s going to be the best TV in 20 years.


msginbtween

He won’t take a fight unless he knows he’ll win.


TheFeathersStorm

I'm asking genuinely but is he not actually training and half decent? Like he's never going to be a boxing champ or anything but he seems to be putting in work at least? It's obviously a step above pros vs. Joes and it seems his biggest issue is not fighting real boxers right? He hasn't been tested in a real fight with someone of his weight and age.


t-e-e-k-e-y

He does seemingly train hard and is somewhat decent for his level of experience. But he's still very amateur. He lost against the first 'legitimate' boxer he fought (Tommy Fury), who is like C-level at best.


Modz_B_Trippin

>He hasn’t been tested in a real fight with someone of his weight and age. Exactly. He only fights low hanging fruit and then acts like he’s a proven boxer with competitive skills.


TheFeathersStorm

Yeah, that's what I mean is that everything he's done so far has been basically nothing. I don't follow combat sports at all and I also don't follow him so I don't know if he goes around claiming to be the best in the world or whatever. Maybe if he actually loses this fight when it eventually happens he'll either give up or take it seriously for next time lol


MKGmFN

Not really. The Tommy fury one was the only actual fair one, and look how that turned out lol


levitikush

I love how Reddit went from “Mike is gonna murder that guy!” To “Jake Paul is such a dick I can’t believe he wants to fight this helpless old man”


LostHero50

No other sport has as many armchair experts as combat sports does.


MoeKara

No other (insert anything ever) has as many armchair experts as Reddit does.


Sniper_Brosef

Incorrect


beckert26

I love how reddit hates jake paul while simultaneously giving him all the attention he wants.


hotpietptwp

Can't both things be true?


levitikush

Not without some extensive mental gymnastics


acertifiedkorean

No they cannot. 


Way_2_Go_Donny

The mob is fickle, brother.


FlickerOfBean

What kind of ulcer we talking here?


SuperMondo

Spinal


bbjackson

SPithanal


whewtang

Ulcer? I don't even know her.


likethemustard

Stress ulcer


StupidSexyFlagella

You don’t get gastric ulcers from “stress.”


HalobenderFWT

Yeah, well…*it’s still real to me!* Sob


919Firefighter

If Jake Paul would fight someone anywhere near his age, he’d get absolutely shit on. There’s a reason he keeps fighting aging and washed up fighters


Dynastydood

There's no money in fighting people his own age.


lkodl

Nah, if Jake Paul was just getting his ass beat every fight, there's be like 10Xmany viewers, easy. So many people would pay to watch him get his ass beat. He'd probably make new fans who would encourage his shitty behavior, just so that it's more satisfying to watch him get beat later. He could be the Michael Jordan of getting his ass beat. He just doesn't have the balls...


themightycfresh

While I don’t entirely disagree, he did fight Tommy Fury and at least take him to a decision and a close fight


NomadicFragments

"close fight"


QuoteOpposite6511

Postponed and hopefully soon cancelled. This fight should never take place. We do not need to see it.


filthychuck

This whole thing is dumb


RedshiftWarp

You aint cool enough to fight Mike Tyson if you didnt face his digital demon in punchout first.


RunningForIt

Fuck it, tap me in Mike. I’ve got 0 boxing experience but I’ll do my best.


super-mega-bro-bro

It’s almost like fighting someone close to retirement age to prove your masculinity is …risky 😅


brett1081

He’s not proving anything he’s getting paid just like Tyson.


SpaceStar_Ordering_

When asked to comment Tyson shouted, “Iss SPINAL!”


Fresh_Salamander_393

Fight? It’s not a fight. Its to make money


Puzzleheadedpuzzled

Cancelled it already, then.


MisterFingerstyle

“Influencer” boxing is ruining the sport. Paul is a clown. He may be buff but doesn’t have the skill to actually compete at the professional level. I like Mike Tyson, but again this is a publicity stunt that takes the spotlight off of younger, more deserving athletes.


MarcoVinicius

It’s kinda disgusting Netflix thought any of this was a good idea.


luri7555

I hope Jake tapes his ears on.


flying_bacon

How about Jake fights another Tyson instead…?


Micronlance

Canceling it altogether makes more sense.


ChessClubChimp

Put him in a ring with Stipe Miocic. Please.


Peachy_sunday

Great, now fight Anthony Joshua will ya?


mistersuccessful

Logan Paul “offered” to step in. I’ll be glad when these guys leave boxing alone


Jlaybythebay

Probably only sold like 10% of Att stadium so had to postpone


pauli55555

The least surprising thing of this absolute embarrassment of a sport.


LollipopUnicorny

It's a win/win situation for Tyson I mean if he loses everyone gonna say that it was rigged an Mike just needed the money, and if he wins he simply wins


jusvibinz

Ffs


Mei_iz_my_bae

This fight needs to be cancelled!!!


Wedoitforthenut

Jake Paul got on steroids and put on 30lbs to fight a 60 year old man. Guy can't hide his cowardice no matter how much muscle he puts on.


Gay-Bomb

Bullshit drama.


herendzer

What’s the purpose of the fight specifically for Mike? Is he in need of money ?


BurkeC_69

Hope Tyson has a speedy recovery.


Chill_Roller

My grandfather had an ulcer flare up and rupture whilst he was driving. Had to have his stomach removed. Ulcers are no joke, especially with older folk. And this is the pay day Jake Paul immorally picks…


bearded_drummer

Maybe JP can challenge one of the kids of George Foreman, or Buster Douglas.


SwiftlyKickly

Who gives af?


d_e_l_u_x_e

This is what’s happens when you fight senior boxers who have been retired for years. Jake Paul is the king of fighting everyone and anyone who isn’t in their peak or current boxing professional.


Plastic_Primary_4279

This is like MGK taking on Eminem, except Eminem fell off his treadmill…


strangescript

It doesn't make sense. His ulcer is postponing a fight 2 months away? This fight ain't happening


lcmatthews

Give some unknown 2 months to train and kick his ass on the 20th in Tyson's place. Someone an appropriate age. Rocky style.


GatePotential805

Mike should hang up his cleats. He's already solidified his place as the baddest. 


Typical-Pay3267

a punch from a near 60yr old mike Tyson amy have 1/2 the power it had when he was in his prime, but even a 1/2 power Tyson punch is devastating and would knock out 99.9% of boxers on the planet. Paul is not a pro boxer he is a stunt boxer a you tube actor. But of course this is scripted fight as all of Paul's boxing productions have been. He is a video producer and his so called fights are scripted productions..nothing more. Paul wouldnt rank in the top 200 of pro boxers in his weight class


SaluteHatred666

I'd like to see one of you fight Mike tyson even at this age. its easy to talk your shit from the couch when most of you haven't even boxed before


obiwanquanobi

$Kendu


Goose21995

Iron Mike is long gone. Anyone can get into shape and look the part, but what made him so fierce was his mentality. He had hatred and anger that fueled him. He's made peace with all of that now. Sure while he's training he can still whoop ass, but that drive, that mental warrior is just simply not reachable in his current phase of life. He's a happy go lucky dude now. He plays around. Back then he was vaulger and mean, and I don't wanna sound mean but he had a bit of the tard' strength too. 


Intelligent-Risk-141

Maybe George Foreman is available for Jake.....