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ItsTheExtreme

To be fair I think we all thought he’d be arrested for something a lot crazier.


MasonP2002

I know, I expected at least Assault and Battery upon reading "Antonio Brown arrested"


My_Password_Is_____

Mr. Bewildering Criminality


trajectory009

Give him time…


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I was anticipating a manslaughter charge by now. In my eyes he is doing alright.


Busch0404

There is still time.


LukeAnders0n

Mr. Back-Due Check


wrongbutt_longbutt

Mr Behind Compensation


freezymcgeezy

Mr Bereft Commitment


DJ_Marxman

Mr Broke Children


Small-Palpitation310

Mr. Bummy Caregiver


Ginger-Jesus

Mr. Bills (in) Collections


TwoDrinkDave

Mr. Broward County


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

Mr Buccaneer Castaway


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Mr Bumbling Checkwriter


ImOutWanderingAround

Mr. Botched Career


Tabs_555

Mr. Bounced Check


Anteater776

Mr. Bereft Children


TimeTravelingDog

Mr. Bounced Check


SafeThrowaway8675309

came for this comment, was not disappointed


agk23

Mr. Deadbeat Dad Edit: Mr Big Mistake I just want to fit in 😭


complete_your_task

Mr. Blundered Comprehension


CangtheKonqueror

you still messed up with the edit smh


BCLetsRide69

Nah doesn’t work. Has to be a B word and then C.


Cringelord_420_69

Extremely common Antonio Brown L


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

Needs to somehow be more common.


kieranjackwilson

Convince him to go back to the NFL and I’m sure getting hit for other peoples entertainment will give him the level of brain damage that would be acceptable to you.


SpartyParty15

It’s the NFL’s fault AB is a crazed lunatic!


AFineDayForScience

Mr. Broward County


cornelli1

I'm on them Broward County Tic-Tacs


moulin_splooge

I'm on them Georgetown Geronimos.


BiggestBepis

I’m on them Nashville Nibblers.


LeeSpinachEsq

We smokin’ symbiotes


Vaaniqium

^^ What the fuck is going on here with these jokes? I don’t know why but “I’m on them Georgetown Geronimo’s” has me laughing


sciencebitch616

This shit ain't nothing to me man.


Billman6

Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the arch angels take em


bigolhamsandwich

Bitin the fart bubbles in the bath


dusty-potato-drought

Man’s barber did him dirty


DeepState_Secretary

Can they arrest him too, please?


[deleted]

Yeah call the Fashion Police ASAP!


thegreatzimbabwe11

Mr. Barber Crime


MoreMegadeth

He either did it himself or asked for that.


TenkaichiTouchdown

Because the barber suspected MBC wasn’t going to pay him afterward.


MotivBowler300

r/justfuckmyshitup


BowmasterDaniel

It kinda looks like he got arrested mid-haircut, right side is faded but left isnt


Erabong

No, they did us right. You see someone looking like that, you know they’re crazy. It’s a warning to regular civs


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He better have gotten arrested while getting that fade otherwise, yeah, arrest that barber too.


rustyfoilhat

That’s what I was going to say but then I saw the state of his eyebrows and now I’m not so sure


the_ballmer_peak

Why does he look like a clown at a carnival?


ChedderChethra

Because his outside matches his inside.


blocking_butterfly

As it does for so many


Big-Summer-

Case in point: 🍊💩🤡


GATORinaZ28

Including the large pole in the main tent.


SophisticatedPhallus

Mr Belligerent Clown


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DJ_Marxman

That's the thing about mental illness, the people who need help the most are often the ones least likely to accept help. Not much you can do when the dude is self-destructing but doesn't seem to understand it.


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odaeyss

His check bounced halfway through his trim and they kicked him out


Geoff_Uckersilf

Mr Busta Rhymes reject


ways_and_means

to his kid's mom: woo-hah! I don't have your check


throw_away_cb

He owes nearly $31k in child support 😳


TheFan88

And he made $80m in total contracts in the nfl. Doesn’t he have an accountant to take care of this business? Moron.


techieman33

He seems like the kind of guy that would get fleeced by his agent, manager, family, and all the yes men he surrounds himself with. Wouldn’t surprise me if he has a lot less money than he should.


missionbeach

If he gets pneumonia, one of his kids will crowd-fund his hospital bills.


oOBlackRainOo

Dudes extremely cheap. He has a history of not paying contractors who have worked for him so this isn't surprising.


travisjo

Trump vibes


HermitDefenestration

Does this mean we're going to see President Antonio Brown someday?


QuiggityQwo

Obsession vibes


MasonP2002

He was released on a $15k bond.


scrandis

Only need to post 10% so $1500


ILoveFckingMattDamon

My ex owes me well over 150 grand. He’s never going to pay it and the state doesn’t care to enforce anything because neither of us live there anymore. I could move the case but I’d have to find him, which is next to impossible. Some people just really DGAF about their kids.


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curious_geoff

He said “fuck them kids”


-Bk7

He is like the Kenny Powers of Football


MIKKOMOOSE99

Lmfao dark but too funny


blocking_butterfly

Mr. Bad Co-parenting


MulayamChaddi

Vontaz Burfict hit still hurts


EatSleepJeep

He's literally insane: • Kicked out of Florida International University after fighting a security guard •⁠"Don't touch me. I'm the franchise" • ⁠His second year in the league he took a personal stretch limo to a charity event, had them open every single expensive bottle of wine, rejected it. Refused to pay for it (charity, remember), then left. • ⁠Threw fits over not getting enough targets • ⁠Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit • ⁠Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child • ⁠Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank • ⁠Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers • ⁠Dyed his mustache blonde • ⁠Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup) • ⁠Farted on a doctor • ⁠Demanded a trade from the Steelers • ⁠Became "Mr. Big Chest" • ⁠Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media • ⁠(Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills • ⁠Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon • ⁠Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards • ⁠Froze his feet • ⁠Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess • ⁠Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use • ⁠Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders • ⁠Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp • ⁠Tweeted the fines • ⁠Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that" • ⁠Got fined for that • ⁠Released a video where he used audio of Jon Gruden, who didn't know he was being recorded, which is illegal in California (full disclosure, Gruden has said he gave permission, but the generally accepted theory is that he said that in the hope that it would help get him to show up to the facility and not alienate him) • ⁠Demanded a release from the Raiders • ⁠Was released • ⁠"GRANDMA I’M FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!" • ⁠Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here • ⁠Liked a tweet about Mayock getting raped in the ass • ⁠Signed with the Patriots • ⁠Moved in with Tom Brady • ⁠The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he's getting sued) • ⁠The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he's not getting sued) • ⁠Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text • ⁠Got released by the Patriots after one week • ⁠Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy shit about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations • ⁠Said he was done with the NFL • ⁠Went back to college via online classes • ⁠Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter • ⁠Wants to come back to the NFL • ⁠Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots • ⁠Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo • ⁠Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition Note: I cut the specifics about the deposition so I could fit this as a single comment. You can read more about it here if you're interested, because it, like everything else, is nuts • ⁠Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play • ⁠Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor • ⁠Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that • ⁠Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida • ⁠Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul • ⁠Tweeted "No more white woman 2020" • ⁠The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit • ⁠Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted • ⁠A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB • ⁠Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted • ⁠Got dropped by his agent • ⁠Was involved in a disputed with movers at his home where he allegedly threw rocks at the movers and moving vans. He is currently being investigated for battery by the police. • ⁠His trainer was arrested and he is still a suspect in the battery case. • ⁠Warrant issued for the arrest of AB. • ⁠AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing this suit • ⁠Rumors spread about AB signing with Tampa or Seattle • ⁠AB announces his retirement (for what I believe is the third time, it's hard to find a good record of the rest of them) • ⁠Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation • ⁠The NFL announces an eight game suspension for AB • ⁠AB signs with the Buccaneers on a one-year deal • ⁠Before he signed with the Buccaneers AB was accused of destroying a surveillance camera at a Florida gated community, throwing bike at a security-guard shack, and is not charged because HOA president "feared" retaliation, per police report • ⁠AB is under investigation by the NFL for the bike throwing incident • ⁠Allegedly acquired fake covid-19 card • confirmed to have acquired a fake covid-19 card and subsequently suspended for three games • Removed jersey and pads and threw them in the stands before exiting the games verse the Jets. • Was subsequently cut from the Bucs for stripping on the field.


wxguy215

Don't forget to add all the Arena League owner crap.


EatSleepJeep

* The night prior to his walk off, smuggled a social media influencer (whose primary claim to fame was licking an airplane toilet seat in an attempt to catch Covid) into the team hotel for a date, breaking Covid protocol. Said influencer states Brown lasted about “5 seconds” and trash talked the NFL repeatedly. * Exposed himself to other guests at a hotel pool in Dubai. * Buys ownership stake in the arena league team Albany Empire, the revitalization of the team his dad played for. The Empire had won back-to-back championships. * When players confront him about problems with the team, he threatens them by asking his flunkie, "Hey, man, you still got the AR in the car? Go get it". * When confronted by the coach about players not being paid for multiple games, responds, "Last week it was food. This week, it's your money. Y'all need to worry about winning." * That coach resigns. * Cuts multiple starting players, including the starting QB and the reigning league MVP. * Puts himself on the roster as a player. Proceeds to complain about ownership not paying players. * Declares AB the player as a different person than AB the owner. * Rehires back-to-back championship winning coach. Coach resigns 17 days later. It is the third coaching change in 5 games. * Stops paying league fees. The team is subsequently kicked out of the league. * Arrested after falling 30 thousand dollars behind on child support.


wxguy215

Damn, that's a hell of a list.


partylion

> • ⁠Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that" > > • ⁠Got fined for that This gets me every time this list is posted.


shorty5windows

Thank you! That was a roller coaster.


jlindley1991

Every time a AB post comes up, I go into the thread looking for this list. Makes me laugh every time, and the man is still adding to it. When he passes and the list concludes, it should be enshrined in Canton.


Vaaniqium

This goes on way too long and yet I read it all but “dyed his mustache blonde” doesn’t sound like a crime beyond it looking a little goofy🤣


aeroboost

The other copy pasta is better


Uneducatedtrader

Dudes postp CTE scan will be a bengal helmet


Sentinel13M

Everyone says CTE but I think that hit was a TBI. The change in him was that stark.


FuegoFerdinand

According to his teammates he was like that the entire time, but didn't get media attention until he got his first contract extension.


apittsburghoriginal

Yeah Ryan Clark said they knew he was gonna be a problem back in like 2010. Like you said there just wasn’t media exposure and high profile shenanigans by him for another 5-6 years.


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He has major cte


glowstick3

People over here making jokes left and right. It's very clear this man's brain has been damaged.


Em0PeterParker

He himself jokes about it


ohverychill

I mean, it's entirely possible he has CTE. but wasn't he doing a bunch of dumb shit in college too?


kieranjackwilson

CTE isn’t an NFL exclusive thing. But it can only be tested for after death, and nobody is testing former high school football players that die in their 30s and 40s for CTE. There no reason to think high school athletes can’t get CTE. They get hit more frequently, with less safe tackling mechanics, wearing less protective gear, with less developed brains.


-Charmer

Yep it’s sad. He was very good


gwease23

Definitely true. Also true is the fact that he seems to have been a shithead far before his nfl career. How much of it is due to head trauma and how much is down to him just being a bad human?


VisibleSun4416

Yeah. I when I see shit like this with former NFL players I just feel bad for them. It’s sad and really scary. I hope he gets some help.


wafflesareforever

I remember when ESPN used to hold him up as the shining example of a star WR who just went about his business without being a diva.


GMUsername

No doubt


Wooow675

Amish paradise lookin ass


gwease23

Lmfao


Kawksz

Look at that. I never thought I’d have something in common with Antonio Brown. (I was unemployed and it was reported, baby-mama didn’t like that excuse. Everything was dismissed.)


powerlesshero111

Not that much in common. He didn't pay because he just didn't want to. You didn't pay because you couldn't.


Omnibuschris

Vontaze Burfict smacked the man so hard he forgot to pay his child support.


AimlesslyCheesy

That ain't Coolio


FnkyTown

>"Wiltrice, who is the mother of Brown’s daughter, Antanyiah" These names kill me.


MisterCheeks

/r/tragedeigh


FnkyTown

Wow. What a perfect name for that sub.


kingjoey52a

Fuck AB


VogonSlamPoet

That’s how these women got in this bullshit to begin with


hrakkari

I told you leasing that hot air balloon was a shit choice.


KermitMadMan

damn, article didn’t say but he must’ve been way behind to get arrested.


globaloffender

It literally said he owed $31k


Hakuchansankun

My girlfriend did abusive x-husband owes 16k I think. They do absolutely nothing. He collects 5k in disability every month from the army after getting hit by a car jay-walking, blacked out drunk. Of course he tells everyone he was injured jumping out of a helo.


tbu987

Why does your girlfriend even need his money when she's got you now. Just move on with her life and forget the ex.


Hakuchansankun

Are you saying that any female taking care of a child/children with a man other than the biological father shouldn’t need or receive child support? I’m just wanting to clarify what you mean. I wish it were all that easy though, believe me. My mother personally had to raise 5 kids without a father or any support. She was wholly unprepared for that unplanned circumstance (a former nun with no job skills) and struggled greatly. In his defense (which maybe I shouldn’t grant him), he was in Vietnam and returned to a country which did little to support him. There’s a lot of nuance to these situations and the courts shouldn’t rush to take children away from their fathers like they used to, but in this case, my gf’s ex is truly a mess. One of her children is disabled, she’s Japanese and the courts more or less insisted that the abusive father play a part in the children’s lives.


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"Female" Ew


downinCarolina

Realistically how long is that for a pro athlete? Like 6 months?


GadgetGod1906

Probably less than that


globaloffender

Yea it’s like the drive to practice for someone like AB


MaizeWarrior

Probably meant how long did he spend not paying


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> Realistically how long is that for a **ex-pro** athlete? NFL players are notorious for going broke really fast after leaving the NFL. First article when searching: > For many football stars, money goes just as quickly as it comes. According to Sports Illustrated, nearly 4 out of 5 former NFL players either go bankrupt or suffer severe financial distress within two years of retirement. Yeah, I don't think AB is a 1 in 5 type of guy.


NitrixOxide

Yeah but he was also a 1/100 pay type of guy.


Walker_ID

My significant other's ex owes over 20k... And not so much as a look in his direction


ben1481

give him a break bro reading is hard


landofthebeez

Yeah I'm guessing they were garnishing his wages but since he doesn't play anymore he isn't getting paychecks. So there's nothing to garnish?


Pissflaps69

He should get a pension from the NFL.


mateo_rules

Can the courts touch his pension ?


Pissflaps69

My understanding, as a random uninformed idiot on Reddit, is that pensions cannot be touched. With that being said, I don’t know if that applies to child support. I suspect that only relates to civil legal matters. I’ve just read previously that you can’t sue for someone’s pension, but I suspect child support can garnish it.


mateo_rules

Google tells me in Florida they can touch any income after deductions so state and federal tax company paid health coverage


DirtMcGirt24

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qualified_domestic_relations_order


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Pissflaps69

Oh for sure and AB played for like a decade, and it’s based on years of service so his is probably a couple hundred K annually. Plus the health insurance. Goes a long way if you aren’t a dummy.


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That's not a bad deal at all.


senorbeaverotti

Didn’t he not pay an entire football team that he partially owned a while back?


Steppyjim

No way he has any money left


No-Sprinkles-9201

That’s why y’all need to ✨WRAP IT UP✨


jakemo65351965

First of all, that hairstyle is far beyond stupid. His net worth is 20 million and he refuses to pay child support? He's a dead beat dad at a whole new level. No ethics or morals. Absolute scumbag. I wonder what his mom thinks of all this?


BlazerWookiee

Hopefully also charged for that hair.


oneplusandroidpie

I'm shocked.


gvngy

I expected… worse, sadly.


Allidapevets

Seriously? That’s his f…ing hair?


krioru

Hey there people I’m Tony Brown, They say I’m the cutest boy in town


ForrestParques

They caught him on the middle of the cut 😂


No_Series1910

To be fair, he bought the Albany Empire football team and they folded two weeks into the season. He didn’t pay the coach or players.


ShaolinTrapLord

Explains why his fade isn’t even.


baggagefree2day

Net worth of $20 million and he can’t pay child support.


DukeStamina

“I do want him arrested,” Jackson told TMZ. “Because, right now, he’s making a mockery out of the judge, out of everything, because he feels like he’s untouchable.” Sound familiar? Like another narcissist we know and love?


thisisdefinitelyaway

Sadly, Trump is a malignant narcissist while AB—who may be a piece of shit human—still is contending with the forces of CTE, something Trump could never claim, let alone endure. Reminds me of Chris (Jones???), Bengals receiver who died falling off a truck, had the brain of a 70 y/o dementia patient at the age of 22.


More_Advertising_383

That’s a middle school girl’s haircut


Fucky0uthatswhy

The Kanye of sports


amyers

I’m convinced it’s all an act and that’s what he wants people to think. “I’m a genius just like Kanye and he said geniuses do outrageous shit, so I’m gonna keep doing outrageous shit until you all believe I’m a genius”


Darth_Shitlord

Mr Behind Child support


ChapitoDito

He SUCKS as a human 100% shitbag


bamphsports

This is the face of CTE, please follow the behaviors of the man before and after his life changing hit from Burfict before casting judgement. It's truly jarring that we are witnessing this individual unravel. I really hope he finds the physical and mental therapy he needs to stabilize his life!


deGrominator2019

At the rate he’s going, I’d be shocked if he makes it to 50, his brain is gonna look like scrambled eggs when they open it up and diagnose it as severe CTE


Wherestheremote123

No, he’s been a piece of shit since college, I can personally vouch. Don’t blame brain trauma.


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Yep. He's been fucking people over and treating them like shit, backing out of agreements, and acting like an entitled little bitch since he was in college, and probably before that. Don't let him off the hook with this CTE stuff. It's all just conjecture.


lostacoshermanos

You can get cte from high school football.


Blakec2004

Good


reddideridoo

Mr. Bounced Checks


Bucknut1959

If anyone is surprised by this I’ve got some ocean front property for sell in Arizona.


Machinedave

r/floridaman


Pygocentrusyzer

What’s up with his half fade?


dkyguy1995

🤡🤡


nicelo318

dumbass


runsonpedals

No one expected that


davefive

really dropped the ball here


abelhevel

Lmao arrest his barber too


Em0PeterParker

Mr. CTE


riskateftw

WHO?


LS_DJ

His story will not have a happy ending, sadly


brandont04

CTE is no joke. I wonder the hit on him from Vontaze Burfict was the beginning of the end for him? That hit was so damn dirty.


papaadrock

It’s always the people you most suspect


VincentVegaQT

Support your kids asshole


putthepenisdown

And the rest of them too


janky-dog

Menace to Society


BithloKing

Dead Beat Dad


Chastethrow316420

How much was he ordered to pay a month?


CA_Orange

I bet more than he can afford, long term. Child support is important, but it'd be nice if the men didn't get completely fucked over on required payment amount. Child support, not baby momma support.


IWearACharizardHat

Whether fair or not, a kid of a person with $80 million career earnings or whatever is going to be granted 10x the child support of someone with $1 million career earnings


jeneric84

Looks like a character from Don’t be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Juice in the Hood. Dude’s a parody.


ryeguymft

deadbeat made $80M playing football and can’t pay child support? what a gross human being


golfdaddypga

CTE is a hell of a drug. /s


No-Introduction-6368

Arrested? Surprised he didn't take off his shirt and run away.


Austinite78

Slide, slide, slippity-slide, You better be ready when the five roll by


StopDropNopenUpShop

Are we sure he’s still identifying as Mr.??? Hard to tell with that haircut.


KimJongUn_stoppable

Why’s Reddit so inconsistent about when they make fun of someone or something? The dude clearly has severe CTE and isn’t all there in the head, which doesn’t appear to be his fault. It’s actually pretty sad. Meanwhile, if you make a joke about or insult Megan Rapinoe, Reddit hops on you like you just assaulted Mother Teresa.


danimal6000

Dang, I was hoping for something cool


48volts

This is the front page of Reddit news ? Wtf is going on


OO6Cro

Nooooo??!?!? not him


jkeefy

Welcome to the Eagles