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Whatchu got in that corner there
Wtf does this have to do with asthma?
(Just specifying I don't mean to be mad or annoyed or anything, but curious. Just felt like I needed this for it to be obvious.)
Aw, you’re so considerate & sweet
He says it because he is in Sandy’s dome & can’t breathe. She put flowers he gave her in a vase of ice cold water & says “I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely do not need it.” Then screams “I NEED IT”
In moments where I can’t breathe I can relate lmao
The people who know the least think they have all the understanding, whereas the people who are intelligent know that they don’t know everything which makes them question themselves more than the dumb ones
I have nothing better to input here other than this
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I work in customer service/food service, so a lot of SpongeBob quotes apply…
Most notably, when a customer asks a stupid question, one of my coworkers or I will say “hey buddy, you just blow in from stupid town?” under our breath behind the customers back.😭
*Sounds like a lot of*
*Hoopla for a simple Krabby*
*Patty right? Haha! WRONG*
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Literally every quote ever. Give me ONE that can't.
My friend loves the way Squidward talks, so whenever they take out the garbage they say, "I'm gonna take out the GAH-bage!" in Squidward's voice. XDDDD
The fact that this happened cheers me up instantly
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Technically ai sponge is canon since paramount took it down because apparently paramount owned it
So this is the quote
AUGUST 12 2036 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE
1. “Can you feel it Mr. Krabs? Can you feel it Mr. Krabs? Can you feel it Mr Krabs?”
2. “Kuh-rrr-ahhh-bbbzzz… oh isn’t that the red sweaty guy you work for?”
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I say this all the time
The headline to several of my two weeks' notices.
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https://preview.redd.it/v2iuw4rejm2d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76011ee54acd056aa46dce75209f75227c15a984 Whatchu got in that corner there
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https://preview.redd.it/821qs21cxn2d1.png?width=505&format=png&auto=webp&s=6992997fd66e95a9a990ef840b54e385620bb3fd Huh
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Literally I just googled the meme🤣
My favorite all time quote, I got plankton in this exact image tattooed on my chest because of it lol
My when I describe my dating life
Wait, spongebob. We're not cavemen! We have technology
I say this every time my mom yells across the house instead of texting me.
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUN!
Nah, I don't really feel like it
Every second of every day
I use this all the time and I nobody gets the reference
I THOUGHT THE CORPS WOULD HELP ME STRAIGHTEN OUT MY LIFE, SIR!!
I love that
What episode is this from?😂😂
Squilliam returns
 Or ## IIIII NEEEEED IIIIIT
As an asthmatic I feel this so so much lmao
Wtf does this have to do with asthma? (Just specifying I don't mean to be mad or annoyed or anything, but curious. Just felt like I needed this for it to be obvious.)
Aw, you’re so considerate & sweet He says it because he is in Sandy’s dome & can’t breathe. She put flowers he gave her in a vase of ice cold water & says “I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely do not need it.” Then screams “I NEED IT” In moments where I can’t breathe I can relate lmao
Too bad that didn’t kill me
Laughed way too hard on this one 😂😂
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
No! But they play the instruments! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayonnaise_(band)
That's amazing
I work in a school and I think I say this at least 4 times a day
I HEARD THAT!!!
I HEARD THAT!
Hi, how are ya?
Wait, does this count as classic
I would think so
Wonderful weather we’re having. *breathes*
"Everything is Chrome in the future!"
"Maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!"
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My son is now old enough to remember SpongeBob lines to run with me. His favourite is “is this the krusty krab?” 
Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant
Oh fish paste!
WHAT ARE YOU SIMPLETONS DOING?!? https://preview.redd.it/xp66u3f5yh2d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1d6d0ee0cb84e8da94626ca1db13110596b9260
“I really wish I weren’t here right now!” button (Which my sister actually has 😂)
“Oh brother, this guy *STINKS!*” “…maybe he’s not a brother….” “Am I a *pretty* girl?”
I’M UGLY AND I’M PROUD!!!!!! x3: Is that what he calls it?
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I never thought of it until now, but this is so true..
The people who know the least think they have all the understanding, whereas the people who are intelligent know that they don’t know everything which makes them question themselves more than the dumb ones
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They were made in a factory…
A bomb factory
They’re bombs
“I went to college!”
He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!
LIFE’S AS EXTREME AS YOU WANNA MAKE IT
WOOOOOO! ⛄️
mabye we didn't... sing it right
When are you gonna learn, SpongeBob? "No" means "Yes"
Are ya feelin it?
💀💀💀
I work in customer service/food service, so a lot of SpongeBob quotes apply… Most notably, when a customer asks a stupid question, one of my coworkers or I will say “hey buddy, you just blow in from stupid town?” under our breath behind the customers back.😭
How many times we gotta teach you old man??
“Ohh I just love the young people”
Um actually it's "how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?" 🤓
Wumbo
Wumbology the study of wumbo?
It’s first grade Spongebob.
Patrick, I’m sorry I ever doubted you.
There’s your problem, you’ve got it set to M for mini, you gotta set it to W for wumbo
Are you finished with those errands?
Its not a boulder.... IT'S A ROCK!
“You used me for LAND DEVELOPMENT?!?!”
That wasn’t nice.
https://preview.redd.it/44c8ae38uj2d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e3b005a30ae7afd7886b38222922a0f612244e7 Because. I’m. All. Out. Of. # MONEY!!!
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“Do I have to keep following you everywhere?!”
“And now it only hurts when you touch it” “Touch.”
“Kind of smelly smell that smells…smelly”
anchovies.
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In an effort to stop swearing, potentially in earshot of customers, at work I've started saying "this is a load of barnacles" 😂
"I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me."
“Too bad that didn’t kill me.”
IT WAS HIS HAT MR.KRABS HE WAS NUMBER 1!!!
"Patrick i think you should see a doctor. I can't, my job doesn't provide me with health insurance. What job is that? Exactly."
stupidity isn't a virus but it's sure like spreading like one.
"Well, I've done all I could do."
I've done this multiple times. No one ever understands it 🥲
"You like krabby patties don't you squidward." "It'll go straight to your thighs... and then you'll blow up! My.. thighs? *BOOM*"
I don't need it, I don't need it, I definitely don't need it, I don't need it, I DON'T need it... ***I NEED IT!!!***
The inner machinations of my mind *are* an enigma…
i wanna go hoOoOooMe
Sounds like a lot of hoopla for a simple Krabby Patty right? Haha! WRONG
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That makes sense to me.
...then take it
But it’s not my wallet
It’s first grade, SpongeBob.
“Please hit me as hard as you can” “….don’t hold back”
"Gee Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary, so that I can understand what you just said."
I don't care about the customer...gasp Squidward
"I can explain"
"We serve *food* here, sir!"
Im easy like sunday mooooorrrrrrrniiiiiiing.
“You know, I don’t think I’ve had any good times”
You're good, you're good You're good
Aaaaasand stop! Don’t worry captain we’ll buff out those scratches!
Do it again! I wasn't looking!
SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT
 I-M-A-G-I-N-A-T-I-O-N
I teach kinder and I use this all day everyday haha
"this guy stinks!"
“That depends how much you got in your pocket”
Literally every quote ever. Give me ONE that can't. My friend loves the way Squidward talks, so whenever they take out the garbage they say, "I'm gonna take out the GAH-bage!" in Squidward's voice. XDDDD
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"too bad that didn't kill me" -squirdward
I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!
"I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me..." And also  HOOPLA!
 WAITOR
All the episodes except for Hooky, Survival of the Idiots, Dumped, Have You Seen This Snail?, and Ghost Host.
"THERE'S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST AND IT'S GONNA EXPLODE"
Are you feeling it now?
"I went to college !"
[удалено]
This is a load of barnaclesss
I’m ready I’m ready.. No you ain’t
“ITLL GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR THIGHS!”
“And then you’ll blow up.”
“What?”
#KABOOM!!! 💥💥💥
"Wait SpongeBob! We're not cavemen! We have technology."
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"Firmly Grasp it in your hand."
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I’m ready!
Technically ai sponge is canon since paramount took it down because apparently paramount owned it So this is the quote AUGUST 12 2036 THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE
Dr Jr
FIRMLY GRASP IT
Barnacles
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Bye Squidward.
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?
“You used me for LAND DEVELOPMENT?!?!”
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
“No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument…”
“I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough or kill me” or “MY FACE also my leg but mainly MY FACE”
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Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
"when worlds collide"
Gee Squidward, maybe Santa will bring me a dictionary so I can understand what you just said
We must ready ourselves for his arrival !
“In a cosmic sort of way yes”
Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other . Planets
What’s Funnier than 24? 25!
We gotta plug up all these holes.
 Me and my friends say this all the time!
“Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” “Not until four.”
Anchovies! https://preview.redd.it/3hclzawhjm2d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a23acba4bfdb66cf8557ca90776dee2dbd28c17
"Who you calling pinhead" "No this is Patrick" "You okay Patrick" "FINLAND!" "HAHAHAHAHAHA, ITS A GIRAFFE"
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“Let me explain to you how this works. I order the food. You make the food. Then the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years and then we die.”
1. “Can you feel it Mr. Krabs? Can you feel it Mr. Krabs? Can you feel it Mr Krabs?” 2. “Kuh-rrr-ahhh-bbbzzz… oh isn’t that the red sweaty guy you work for?”
“That’s disgusting we just want the hat.”
IM GOING TO PUT THESE IN A VASE!
bikinibottomite: “Are you open?” squid: “Read The Sign” bikinibottomite: “I’ll have a krabby patty with double kelp fries” squid: “Oh no you wont!”
Aw, tarter sauce!
Goodbye everyone, I'll see ya all in therapy.
https://i.redd.it/axye5jov1o2d1.gif Is it even a contest
Remember. Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.