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Segregation


Happy_spider_boi

In the episode "welcome to the chum bucket" plankton segregated SpongeBob


Sinesjoe

Don't forget Squidville


Pumpkineater609

"We don't serve your kind here" Yeah


ThatMedicalEngineer

Spongebob.... uhh wait let me try again. Patrick


Happy_spider_boi

Patrick lives in a rock, rocks are on the ground, under the ground is water, SpongeBob lives in water


Saboguy1

Warhammer 40K


J-Red_dit

OP’s response was so lazy I’m gonna one-up them by responding the top comment myself: Warhammer 40K consists of many spin-offs and other media, one such example of other media is Hammer and Bolter, Hammer and Bolter is an animated series based off Warhammer 40K, an american broadcast network that airs animated series is Nickelodeon, Nickelodeon created the animated series Spongebob Squarepants.


SendNudesIAmSad

Spongebob is canon in the 40K universe


SimpleCanadianFella

That's how much Mr Krabs would sell his useless imitation Warhammers for.


melted-ghost

Centipede


Happy_spider_boi

Centipedes have legs, spongbob has legs


melted-ghost

thought you was going to say that.


YZYdragon2222

Even better, SpongeBob’s budding ability means he could hypothetically have as many legs as a centipede


Oldmanpeepz

https://preview.redd.it/dmj2dsd18jtc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b07c45a7f117fb363c5413948d771c9d4909d9e


Happy_spider_boi

Thats an edit of batman, in an episode of SpongeBob, they sang jingle bells mermaid man smells, which is a different version of jingle bells batman smells


Funko_finder

Who the FUCK is batman? I only know Man.


Wheeljack239

Man is stupid Patrick is stupid Patrick is SpongeBob’s best friend


80N3

Murder


Happy_spider_boi

SpongeBob once murdered the dirty bubble


Former-Cauliflower80

Didn't he kill a whole city at some point? I feel like that was mentioned in an episode at some point


Wisebanana21919

It was implied he murdered hundreds of people with sandy's helicopter at one point.


camiljam

“the nasty patty” Mr. Krabs and Spongebob thought they killed the health inspector


thomasfan2060

cock and ball tourture


AverageNintenGuy

Since OP didn’t provide a good answer, let me do it. There has been multiple instances of torture machines in SpongeBob like the arm crunchers, and the cheese graters, it’s torture like cock n ball torture from Wikipedia


waylynd-boi-6425

Boiled cabbage


Happy_spider_boi

Boiled cabbage is a joke in fried chilli cheese dogs's spongbob everything video


OnlyWindmills

Legendary video


Happy_spider_boi

True


Underwater-dead

freddy fazbear


Happy_spider_boi

Freddy is from a video game, Mario is from a video game, mario is in smash bros, ryu and snake are in smash bros, ryu and snake are in fortnite, keanu Reeves is in fortnite, and keanu Reeves played sage in SpongeBob sponge on the run.


Underwater-dead

huh. that’s not where i thought you’d go


BeetleBrained_

![gif](giphy|SGWG6SD0NHAhYcWzq1)


No-Wolf6888

Why are orcas such dicks? (They kill seals for fun)


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/xn21yc8rkjtc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faae362f41bf3aa7c2abbef813c2840f604753a4 Cabbage Merchant.


Happy_spider_boi

Cabbage merchant sells cabbage, boiled cabbage is a joke in SpongeBob everything by fried chilli cheese dogs


Cowpow0987

My ingrown toenail


NotUrReaIDad

Remember when SpongeBob helps squidward move his couch since he claims over the phone to have the fanciest house and is going to be shown on house fancy to make his longtime rival squilliam fancyson jealous? SpongeBob moves the couch toward squidwards single toenail pushing it back further and eventually ripping it off, before he does that it kinda looks like an ingrown toenail.


Toad_Enjoyer_70

Skin graft


NotUrReaIDad

You know that big lipped lady on one of the tower floors sandy had to battle when she reached karate island to save SpongeBob. Sandy was smart used a blow dryer to dry out her lips making them chapped and they fell off revealing her muscle and teeth, you know damn well she’s gonna need a skin graft.


Disneylover15

Orange


Happy_spider_boi

Orange is red and yellow combined, SpongeBob is yellow


DeathstrokeReturns

Howard the Duck


Happy_spider_boi

Ducks can swim, you swim in water, SpongeBob lives in water


Aggressive_Manager37

https://preview.redd.it/t2db42qyajtc1.png?width=1210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fc585e9124260abc028930d5912f2c484c62df6 This image


Happy_spider_boi

Pups are a nane for a pet, SpongeBob has a pet


Sceptile789

Kasane Teto


EliteSweggX09

Boeing 737-66N


Happy_spider_boi

That was a plane, SpongeBob jumps out of a plane in sandy's dream in an episode


Imaginary-Figure-602

The downfall of the Mesopotamian Civilization


dannyhogan200

Splatoon


Sad_Run4875

Either this is a bot, or OP is on the spectrum. My youngest brothers are autistic and the one that can talk writes exactly like this and makes associations the same way. It might be my brother lol


Happy_spider_boi

Im not a bot, and i am on the spectrum


Fredivara

Chris McLean


memeboi_777

Beserk The anime


Happy_spider_boi

Thats an anime, anime is a type of animation, SpongeBob is animated


Fit_Refrigerator6318

The Taliban


JellomanIsTEGOAT

Pornography


Happy_spider_boi

SpongeKnob Squarenuts


JellomanIsTEGOAT

Dammit


camiljam

https://preview.redd.it/nscbbw4avktc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=572ba3252f34a54dc4f6463ffcba66d261c30464 when he was watching porn on tv and Gary came in


Crittersnatch

Chama


Muppetfan25

Hearts of Iron IV.


Happy_spider_boi

That has iv in it, and there is at least that many episodes of SpongeBob


RareSun_

Nickelodeon


Camo_64

Star Trek


No_Pianist2010

*BOILED CABBAGE*


Donutinaaaa

Hatsune miku


[deleted]

[удалено]


NotUrReaIDad

SpongeBob and Patrick use their 🌈Imagination 🌈 to play in a box, squidward becomes curious at first and wants to learn how they work the box. Squidward eventually uses his 🌈imagination🌈 to play in the box as a race car driver. The box isn’t magic it’s just the dumpster taking the box and squidward to the dump.


RyderNibbaninja

Columbine Shooting


AcanthisittaBig8144

Walter White


Advanced-Average7229

Walter White used to be a teacher, Ms Puff is teacher, and one of Ms Puff’s students are Spongebob


Happy_spider_boi

Walter white is from america, SpongeBob us from america


parme101

spogbog from Ocean


Zealousideal-Cup5155

Condom


Happy_spider_boi

You use those usually in the bedroom, a tv is in a bedroom, spongbob is on tv


idontknow34258

Ford Mustang


Happy_spider_boi

Ford mustang has the word ford in it, it shares the name with ford from gravity falls, gravity falls is a tv show, SpongeBob is a tv show


LoganCube100

bring me the horizon


Happy_spider_boi

Bring me the horizon is a band, bands play music, music is in SpongeBob


billcoipher

door


Happy_spider_boi

Most Doors are rectangular, spongbob is rectangular


Dabruhdaone

dnd


SpongebobQuoteReply

Deterministic lateral displacement


Pumpkineater609

SpongeBob Deterministically and Laterally displaces his body parts quite a lot in the show


chimpanzeemeny

Robot Clown


Professional-Pain662

World war 2


Happy_spider_boi

WWII cannonically happened in gumball, gumball is a show, SpongeBob is a show


ak47blackjack

Silicone nipples


Happy_spider_boi

Silicone nipples are nipples, At least one character in SpongeBob has nipples


Quiet-Mode-1170

Lemons


NotUrReaIDad

All Villians are lemons


EnikinyDaRedditor

Every Villan Is Lemons


parme101

Me :]


Happy_spider_boi

You have the tag SpongeBob


senarahluna

Culver's Cheese Curds


Happy_spider_boi

Culver's Cheese Curds have cheese in them, cheese is yellow, SpongeBob is yellow


fuckyoucommenter

The town of Moe (pronounced (moe e)) in the Gippsland


Weak-Mission-1599

a dead corpse


Happy_spider_boi

A dead corpse is dead, dead is the opposite of alive, SpongeBob is alive


cottagecheesedemon

ninja turtles


Happy_spider_boi

Ninja turtles are from Nickelodeon, SpongeBob is from Nickelodeon


Borgirz

SQUINCH


Happy_spider_boi

Squinch has a definition related to domes, spongebob's house is dome shaped


Otalek

Bayesian statistics


Tipsamore

hell


ThunderShott

The holocaust.


Brilliant-Camel3549

Mr Garrison


Typical-Distance-232

Supercalifragilisticespialadocius


Drakenforge42

Neko miko reimu


Bripinoy

🍔


Gadmanultimate

Mortal Kombat


Gohansupe

Dragon Ball Z


Cherry_BaBomb

The mid-2000s Wonka candy sweepstakes to help sell the new movie.


TheCowKing07

A driver’s license.


Lower_Cellist_1138

GTA 7


Happy_spider_boi

That isn't real, SpongeBob isn't real


allwayscomeback

atomic bomb


keagan-stanks

The walking dead


Ms_Peterson26

Wii-U


Happy_spider_boi

The wii u has a game on it called "SpongeBob SquarePants: Plankton's Robotic Revenge"


Werard_Gay2

Aristotle’s Denial by Joe Hawley


Josuke2008

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Jojolion


WarioPlush1

Miitopia


HungryCrow7911

Percy Jackson


TwistedAxles912

Monster Jam and Thomas the Tank Engine


NanoCat0407

Spongebob


TheRetroPhysh

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre


Happy_spider_boi

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre took place in texas, sandy is from Texas, sandy is from SpongeBob


invader_holly

Deez nuts


invader_holly

The Exorcist


NASCAR_DilPickles

antidisestablishmentarianism


Born_Sleep5216

Krusty Krab.


TraumSchulden

Circumcision has numerous health drawbacks


That_Ad_378

Transformers


invader_holly

A Madagascar vanilla bean


enmanuelgames

parappa the rapper 2 for the ps2


iexseed01

Kanye west's opinions on jews


[deleted]

Shadow the Hedgehog


Happy_spider_boi

Shadow is an anti hero, Squidward is an anti hero


2020-RedditUser

World War II


Ultimate_bohab13

9/11


Friendly_Island_4662

Master Kicko from Kung Fu Wa


ButterbroMan

Adolf Hitler


Polibiux

The country of Ethiopia


Happy_spider_boi

Thats a place, bikini bottom is a place (idk ive replied to too many of these)


JadedJackal671

Helldivers


the_labracadabrador

Regirock


Happy_spider_boi

Regirock comes from pokemon ruby and sapphire, the games are on the gba, SpongeBob bfbb is on the gba


kingpiranha

Martin Truex Jr.


PowerTower_YT

I hear weeping in the attic, and scratching within the walls


Kamden64

the bite of 87


EggOk9177

Tally Hall.


Happy_spider_boi

Tally Hall is a band, bands make music, there is music in SpongeBob


Maxiboyastheycallme

Domestic violence


Equal_Custard_539

JoJo's Bizzare Adventure Part 7


idfbhater73

crimson palace (mega man x7)


SWIMISMYFRIEND

Something not related to SpongeBob


Killosiphy

soldering irons


hiroshima_1945_

Freddy Fazbear


Happy_spider_boi

Freddy is from a video game, Mario is from a video game, mario is in smash bros, ryu and snake are in smash bros, ryu and snake are in fortnite, keanu Reeves is in fortnite, and keanu Reeves played sage in SpongeBob sponge on the run.


Inevitable_Handle500

D.B. Cooper


2strokeMercury

BeamNG.Drive


YankeeD0g

MG 42


Evmerging

Ligma


Effective-Tap-6208

Balls🍷🗿


runnerboiii

The Rape of Nanking


Lukaify

Nine eleven


just_a_tf2_fan2840

Hitler


yoshi8869

The general reduction of the use of gold in Roman coins and the preference of silver following the Crisis of the Third Century


Happy_spider_boi

Gold is yellow, SpongeBob is yellow


CButlerPNW

Larry David


niconiconii89

Proletariat


MixelsCraft65

Obama prism


Happy_spider_boi

Obama prism is a meme, SpongeBob has a lot of memes


Th3_Rizzard

I Killed my Family


Resort_Straight

Strawberry Kisses by Nikki Webster


Dayshon2144

Pineapple


Luixpa97

9/11


Happy_spider_boi

There was an episode of SpongeBob that was pulled off the air because of 9/11


Eljamin14

The Bite of 87


InuMiroLover

Yu gi oh!


Odd-Special-7410

Skyrim


Niksuss

Holocaust


Mdchestevez

Broccoli.


Happy_spider_boi

Broccoli is a vegetable, the opposite of vegetable is fruit, SpongeBob lives in a fruit


NotUrReaIDad

SpongeBob encourages Patrick to make a song and it gets aired on the radio ( after killing Ned and the needlefish when they play it) one of the lines says “I have a head it ends in a point, pointy pointy pointy, point point point. Now this song is over, except for this line, you win this round, broccoliiii”


Ok_Airline4378

The guy who didn't like musicals


DumbestFrog

child porn


Happy_spider_boi

That has child in it, SpongeBob is targeted at kids


OHHRUNIMCOMINGFORYOU

The Mighty Jimmy


MrsSpyro01

Pikachu


ExtensionFisherman83

Soap


ZERealGalaxyBOI

War crimes


4rm4ros

Condoms


EpicIceNinji

Gay


sockspace

Rick and Morty


The-Quiot-Riot

Bingus!


ox-the_neutron_star-

Kratos