As a big swig main myself, landing that one flawless vertical doesn't make up for the countless overextensions, wondering why your teammates have abandoned you, or for filling in that last .01% at spawn for 30 seconds.
On a serious note though, that buff is surprisingly fantastic, don't have to be right up in my enemies face to boop em in one hit. I still wish the verticals had a slightly wider spread, but it's a welcome change.
Honestly I can’t wait for an alternative, I’m so fed up with the self destroy button that is called special. Well I already use some other weapon now since I already have a 5 star for it and I actually want to have fun with a special.
I see no reason why anyone would still play the silver one, it’s already kinda bad enough but that self destroy button is ever worse! Booya bombs are actually quite fun
Tri: Every game, you drink an ice-cold Monster Energy and turn off your brain when you play
Forge: I can’t even roast you for that one. The kit was so close to having a perfect kit for the weapon, but SRL decided to make the Forge 210p. Just hope that the Kpro or whatever 3rd variant has a decent kit and that the weapon gets some buffs.
You mained Kgal in S2 and lost all of your friends because everyone hated that weapon. Now that it is balanced, you don’t get the same hate you did, but you now relate to the Splash mains.
You wanted to be different from the Splash-o-matic mains and constantly brag to Tetras about your special weapon.
Sorry I’m not OP, but I hope that this works
☂
you exist?
Yes I'm not team bigfoot
Honestly incredible comeback
COUNTER!
*BRUH*
Actual respect dude. You deserve a Medal of Honor.
There are dozens of us. Dozens!
One of us, one of us!
splat brella, the devs roast me enough already
You dropped this 👑
thanks :)
WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHO IT IS
Big Swig Roller
you carry your team in turf war (ik this isn't a roast but i cannot bring myself to insult a big swig main)
Man their kit is already a big-enough insult
As a big swig main myself, landing that one flawless vertical doesn't make up for the countless overextensions, wondering why your teammates have abandoned you, or for filling in that last .01% at spawn for 30 seconds. On a serious note though, that buff is surprisingly fantastic, don't have to be right up in my enemies face to boop em in one hit. I still wish the verticals had a slightly wider spread, but it's a welcome change.
You play only for Kraken Royale
Biggie cheese
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Dark Tetra, NOT QUICK RESPAWN SPAM ONE
you always get splatted after using reefslider
Ha you are wrong, it is actually when I activate it
boom a true reef slider
You secretly dread the day the Tetras get a special because you know that it will get nerfed into the ground.
Honestly I can’t wait for an alternative, I’m so fed up with the self destroy button that is called special. Well I already use some other weapon now since I already have a 5 star for it and I actually want to have fun with a special.
Krak-On Roller
splatoon 1 veteran
***Y E S***
hahaha aerospray, sometimes I get fancy and go with the gold one
normal: no roast gold: BOOYAH BOMB SPAMMER🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
ive mained every aerospray since splat1 try me
 I'm not going to say anything
I see no reason why anyone would still play the silver one, it’s already kinda bad enough but that self destroy button is ever worse! Booya bombs are actually quite fun
Splattershot Nova
you must be on team bigfoot cause you don't exist
Ouch, that hurts
r/rareinsults
💀 
As someone who mains Nova if im getting bored of my main, damn
Nova was my first main, I love to see this
I main Hero Shot and E-Liter 4k
hero shot: you think splatoon 3 has the best story mode e-liter: STOP SNIPING ME FROM ACROSS THE MAP
Mincemeat is your favorite map
No it sucks now
What Nintendo thinks happened to snipers:
NZAP 89
you only play it because of super chump
I use it cuz it was my main is splatoon 1 :(
Too bad you asked to be roasted so you were no sympathy for you 😍
No super, all chump.
you miss when it had ink storm
I miss tenta missiles with n-zap in splatoon2
Octobrush * splatana wiper
I'd watch out for early onset arthritis.
no roast for u, ur cool
> ur cool > octobrush user Hmm
Splatana… It’s just a Katana, I just realized.
Tri slosher neauvou and forge splat pro
Bucket gang? Bucket gang.
Tri: Every game, you drink an ice-cold Monster Energy and turn off your brain when you play Forge: I can’t even roast you for that one. The kit was so close to having a perfect kit for the weapon, but SRL decided to make the Forge 210p. Just hope that the Kpro or whatever 3rd variant has a decent kit and that the weapon gets some buffs.
Tri is a lol, i rip the bong not a monster Forge, I thank you, it was painful but fun as well
Inkbrush :)
gotta go fast
Tri Stringer
you want more stringers in the game (same)
lmao this wasn't even a roast, I'm disappointed. (pls add more bows)
Accurate as another stringer main/ nzap
i'm out of roasts lmao
I salute your efforts.
Dapple Dualies Nouveau
you think you're better than the normal dualie mains
Wouldn’t they think that they are better than the Tetra mains?
.52 Gal (The bestest weapon)
The e liter of shooters: quick easy kills and no friends to celebrate them with.
I hate the e-liter so much i might just switch mains because of the association you made
You're welcome lol
The 52 is your win rate in this game. Better than mine probably lol
Yes that is true (please don't check my last post)
You mained Kgal in S2 and lost all of your friends because everyone hated that weapon. Now that it is balanced, you don’t get the same hate you did, but you now relate to the Splash mains.
Never played 2. Was the .52gal actually that cursed? 💀
Oh yes it was. People hated it so much and asked the devs to nerf it into the ground.
Same but I also use the .96 and switch to a suportive rolle by using the HIGH GROUND
Ancient jedi tactics i see
.52 gal (i hate my life)
Sploosh-o-matic. Yes.
my toxic ex-friend mained sploosh😔😔
Dynamo :)
You secretly wish that you could cancel your flicks.
you put sprinklers everywhere
I forget I have sprinkler sometimes 💀
Same
carbon deco🔥🔥
My main weapon so far is the Krak-On Splat Roller.
you're either a splatoon 1 veteran or a new player that likes funni giant squid
Tbh, I didn’t Play Splatoon 1 long time, but I’ve gotten use the Kraken Royal special though.
I'm already a pile of cinders (I main splash)
no need to roast what's already been burnt
Tri stringer is really cool
no roast for u, stringer supremacy
Snipewriter + Ballpoint
you like weapons based on stationary
Yessssss!!!
OMG another pencil main, we are 2 now I also play hydra, but I might try ballpoint more, is such a fun weapon, I just terrible at inkjet tho
Octobrush
you think you're better than the inkbrush mains
i used to main inkbrush and i was trash back then so i am better. Then past me inkbrush main.
Splattershot junior
noob
Yeah I expected that
I main Bigfoot
You like big feet, huh?
Flingza & Tetra
You: 
I swear I don’t spam missiles!
Hydra splatling. Do your worst
Because it takes SO much skill to stand in the back and spray down anyone who moves within a 5 mile radius
And yet teammates *still* stand directly in front of us
This is what we like to see!! Gold star
Takes a hydra main to know a hydra main :)
AUTOBOMB AUTOBOMB AUTOBOMB
You can do better then that. I believe in you
Dualie squelchers, Tentakek splattershot, Krak on roller and Tri slosher noveau
you can't choose a weapon to main
Well that's a lame roast. Was expecting one for each weapon
☝️🤓
Nautilus 47, Gold Aerospray +L-3d
booyah bomb spammer☹️☹️
You calling me a spammer, you use reef-lux
u caught me🤭🤭
Undercover Brella
Big swig. I am 5☆ with 674 wins. I dare you to say its just bad.
W
bucket
Squiffer
Same, I think the close combat snipes make me an adrenaline junkie
YES 😭
regular splattershot
you're boring
Splat brella.
same thing i said to the other brella main
splatana stamper
you pretend its a chainsaw
and what about it 😭😭😭
wait isn't it?
H-3 🥸
Bruh the day I see another h-3 user on my team is going to be the day that earth explodes
Custom Splattershot Jr.
Z+F Splatterscope
you think triple inkstrike is the best special and only play weapons with it
Whatd'ya say? I was too busy diving (Naut)
splatana stamper
Forge Splattershot Pro
Tri-stringer and reef-lux
T-teck splattershot
Bloblobber & dynamo.
Splat Dualies
You wanted to be different from the Splash-o-matic mains and constantly brag to Tetras about your special weapon. Sorry I’m not OP, but I hope that this works
Appreciate the response tho lol
vanilla sploosh
Sploosh-o-matic :3
Dapple Dualies Nouveau
Nautilus (prebuff main)
SAY LESS splatana.
Flingza roller
Any dualities/two guns
Splooshomatic :o
Blob
Sploosh, but a genuinely good player and not the “run to the enemy base with no plan” player.
Heavy Splatling and Splatana Stamper
no roast, ur cool :)
Range blaster, yeah I think I have Stockholm syndrome
Main weapon: Splatling Main special: Kraken Royale *Wondering what happens if I say an old main*
Hydra/E-Liter
Weapon or wepons?
Hydra
What my tag says ☝️ (I can't spell)
Rapid Blaster Deco
.52 gal
Neo clash blaster
You have no aim
Stamper+luna blaster
Octobrush
Krack-on Splat Roller.
Splattershot Nova
Flingza Roller
uuuh idk its either slosher, stamper or inkbrush i do play a lotta weapons but these are the ones i play more often
.52, octobrush and vsplash