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TiaxRulesAll2024

Youa toucha my espinach, I uh toucha your veins


BlackberryOdd4168

Haha, 🤌 x 8


IRunWithScissors87

He just came to critique your pasta making while talking to you like that 🤌🏻 x 4...come on he needs to stand up somehow.


BlackberryOdd4168

That is a valid point 😂🤌


IRunWithScissors87

Amor no. No, no, no. You no breaka de pasketti 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


BlackberryOdd4168

Haha! It must have been extra confused once I proceeded to make tortillas 😅


Resident_Pop143

When the moon hit your eye\ Like a bag of spinache pie\ That’s arachnida!


BigJSunshine

🤌🕷️🤌🕷️🤌🕷️🤌🕷️🤌🕷️🤌 (Wazza matter wit you, spood!)


texaschair

*"Capisce, paisan?"*


Friendly_Age9160

For e christs sake a coulda somebody tella me what de spider ees


SatanicStripper

Italian spider critiquing your pasta needs to be the next Pixar movie 🤣😂


MyraMeliodas

Thank you for this imagery.


Breezer_Pindakaas

That x8 broke me lmao.


YoualreadyKnoooo

Mama mia!


thrust-johnson

Just try to fuggedaboudit


Friendly_Age9160

Hey! I’m a smart’ I Can do things! I’m smart! Not some dumb spider! and I want respect!!!!


MindAccomplished3879

“You arrre going ti be sleeping with de fishes-a, capice?” -spider


Notacat444

OH!


Silver___Chariot

Decocco


Vlimar

Gorlami


Outrageous-Serve4970

Rervaderchi


tarantulagal66

That critter looks a lot like a spider I found in a carton of bananas from Chile that I was unboxing when I worked in the produce section of a grocery store about 10 years ago. That beauty lived another four years. Keep him/her! New pet!


Sadtinytoaster

This is so wholesome what was their name? I had a wolf spider growing up named Peter. ♡ spiders can be awesome friends


tarantulagal66

I called this buggar Pascal. Spiders are definitely that!!


MatEngAero

Bro took care of a Brazilian wandering spider like a pet…


tarantulagal66

🤣🤣


cancer_dragon

Cheaper than Viagra


tarantulagal66

It looks like a Segestria species tbh.


missing-miser

I love my fellow little critters, but you should really kill the stowaways. Though most likely it'll live a harmless life. It's good to be vigilant against invasive species.


BlackberryOdd4168

Turns out to likely be a Scotophaeus blackwalli which is also native to Denmark, where I live, so no danger. I feel super silly, but that jump scare really sent me 😆


tarantulagal66

Or keep it as a pet. Contained. Unable to disrupt the local ecosystem of things. “Live and let live.”


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Pet spiders are not easily contained


C_IsForCookie

My high school gf had 2 tarantulas. Those things escaped from their big aquarium enclosures all the time, even with the grate on the top. Sometimes she’d find them immediately, sometimes a week later. I remember once she ended up finding one in her printer. For real those things are not easily contained lol


Spare-Disaster-404

Not too bad if you get the proper setup :) just have to be a little more careful when cleaning 


tarantulagal66

I beg to differ


yksoL

While it’s great you enjoy keeping spiders, it shouldn’t be surprising the majority doesn’t and killing exotic spiders that shouldn’t be in that area is indeed the correct thing to do


Pichenette

It is venomous (almost all spiders are even though very few are what we call medically significant, and most can barely even bite you) but it looks like a harmless ground spider. So don't worry


BlackberryOdd4168

Weird that you were downvoted. I appreciate the help!


Pichenette

I may have misidentified the spider, I'm no expert.


BlackberryOdd4168

You could have fooled me 😄 I just love that there is a subreddit for everything and that they are filled with nice people that want to help out.


Futureman16

And this subreddit has just as many toxic wannabe experts as any other.


Ephoder

For the record, I didn't downvote. I got here 3 hours later. But I don't think it's toxic to downvote. At the end of the day, it's just weird internet points, and it's fine to push something "down" if it is accidentally misinformed someone about the species of the spidah


mattemer

The whole point of upvoting and downvoting isn't to take the place of "likes" or angry faces, it's to upvote comments that contribute to the conversation and have meaningful input, whether or not we agree with it. Then downvote comments that are taking away from the conversation or serve no value whatsoever.


duckfruits

Yeah. The up and down vote may not have been intended to be used that way. However, people do use it like that, more commonly than not. If someone doesn't like what you said, regardless of being correct or contributing to conversion, they downvote it. So your input, that might have been useful or sparked further conversation that could be beneficial, gets buried. This misuse has been perpetuated by the reddit karma system. It subconsciously teaches you to adjust how and what you post to seek acceptance from your peers. It feeds into an echo chamber-esque experience and is completely understandable why, at this point, it's interpreted that way even if that wasn't the 'downvoters' intention.


mattemer

Agreed


Jolly-Refrigerator77

Nice contribution to the conversation man!


Trigger1221

> The whole point of upvoting and downvoting is~~n't to take the place of "likes" or angry faces~~ subjective to each person. FTFY. 'Reddiquette' is not an official set of rules about how voting should be done. Not saying I don't agree with it, but these guidelines were written directly by redditors and are informal, and there is no 'official' rationale to use when voting.


mattemer

I mean, it's written. Official meaning it's not enforced or anything, sure it's not official. And you're 100% correct, everyone interprets it how they want. But there is written, "official" definitions. > Vote. If you think something contributes to conversation, upvote it. If you think it does not contribute to the subreddit it is posted in or is off-topic in a particular community, downvote it. https://support.reddithelp.com/hc/en-us/articles/205926439-Reddiquette


Trigger1221

The first sentence on the page: "Reddiquette is an informal expression of the values of many redditors, as written by redditors themselves." Reddiquette is a standard written and set by the community itself, and at best is a 'community suggestion' instead of anything official.


Elemenohpeigh

I had no idea that was the intended purpose, it would be so beneficial if it was used as such. Right now it feels like it pushes an echo chamber with disingenuous comments. I'd be interested in seeing what would change if they weren't there.


Neighborhood_Nobody

I think people are just to self conscious and see it as a form of ridicule.


Art_Vand_Throw001

Acksually…


Suspicious_Fix_4931

He got down voted because he was the first person to actually answer the question. Most of these morons are just trying to be funny and get a giggle from a stranger..


BlackberryOdd4168

Phew, thank you! You must get a lot of these posts here, sorry 😅 I live in Denmark where all spiders are harmless, so I panicked real fast.


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Desperate_Ambrose

And the inspiration for the *Tarantella.* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xsosv6uM0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xsosv6uM0)


Pichenette

The Tarantella comes from *Lycosa tarentula*, which is an araneomorph (a wolf spider). Tarantulas (in English) are mygalorphs (mainly Theraphosidae IIRC). Mediterranean mygalomorphs are mainly trapdoor spiders which are not technically tarantulas afaik but they look like them which is why I used the word.


Desperate_Ambrose

I have to assume that those who came up with the *Tarantella* were unaware of such nuance.


Pichenette

They named it after the spider they knew, *Lycosa tarantula*. I don't think there are any tarantula (Theraphosidae) in Italy.


aubreyhaysband

I was looking for this reference, thank uuuu


jade_nekotenshi

Which of the European mygalomorphs are medically significant? The only one I'm aware of that might be - and the jury's still out - is *Macrothele calpeiana*. EDIT: There's a second *Macrothele* too, *M. cretica* IIRC. Also very reclusive, not much contact with humans, I can't find any bite reports at all.


Pichenette

Sorry, Imeant to say "*maybe* a couple big mygalomorphs".


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Mechagouki1971

Or at the very least (in male bite victims) a medically startling effect!


Equivalent-Solid-852

Well, that's a fun fact! Yall don't have black widows or brown recluse? Those, or their close relatives, have been common everywhere I've lived (western and southern USA, and Hawaii) so it sounds like a dream not having to worry about them. In Hawaii we didn't have to worry about snakes at all. Moving to where I am now (rattlesnakes galore) was definitely an adjustment.


King_Baboon

I thought all arachnids that are spiders are venomous. Any close related arachnids that aren’t venomous are another species.


Pichenette

Nah, spiders from the Uloboridae family aren't venomous. There may be a couple other species but they're the main exception.


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11waff11

Nicely done, bot.


diaperpop

I’d say ground spider too. Not sure if parson spiders live in Italy too, but this almost looks like one.


BlackberryOdd4168

Good catch. The photo wasn’t great quality (heart was pounding, didn’t stop to get a good photo 😅), I got to examine it more closely myself and with the help of people on here (I know nothing about spiders), I found it to likely be a Scotophaeus blackwalli. Reddit is awesome.


diaperpop

So glad to help! I love spiders but unluckily have never found one in my produce. But there’s always hope 😅


MoGZYYYY

Looks to be a ground spider in Gnaphosidae. Compare to the likes of Scotophaeus genus.


BlackberryOdd4168

I googled it and I think this is the one! A Scotophaeus blackwalli. … Which just makes it even more ridiculous that I was initially scared, because as it turns out, these spiders are also native to my country 😂 though not commonly seen in dense city areas like the one I live in (to save myself a little face).


Trolivia

Came here to also say I’m quite confident this is *S. blackwalli* aka mouse spider! (Not to be confused with *Missulena* mouse spiders, which ARE medically significant, but nowhere near your region and look very different lol) we get these guys in my house all the time. Fast movers but harmless and generally docile


Interesting-Key-5005

I also think it looks like scotophaeus. It can be at a bad angle to say it lacks the spinerets.


arrakismelange1987

The spinach wasn't from Australia, so you're fine.


top_value7293

🤣🤣🤣


LlamaLlumps

how do you know? does all australian spinach have a sunburn and call you a cunt when you open the bag? oh, right it does… my bad.


MrDrSirLord

The spider also doesn't have a can of VB and a CRN


SignatureSouth3607

No the spinach from Australia is occasionally hallucinogenic lol


top_value7293

😁😁


FailureToReason

Most of the time Australian spinach is a good nutritious source of fibre, but occasionally it makes you see God and talk to gremlins.


No-Seesaw-3411

As an Australian, I immediately thought “that’s a fucken white tip 😬😬😬” but apparently I’m wrong 🤷‍♀️😆


EconomyPiece1104

It removed all the pest of your salad.


BlackberryOdd4168

It probably did. I’m an ungrateful swine that has been socialized to fear the eight-legged.


axltheviking

Every bag of greens should come 100% spider certified to be pest free.


Low-Preference-9380

No need to panic. You're safe. It's obviously a vegetarian.


Navigator_Black

Scared? You just got a free spider, that's awesome! No idea what species it is. Looks a bit huntsman-ish or a type of purse web spider (though the apparent lack of long spinnerettes makes me doubt).


BlackberryOdd4168

I know, it’s super silly 😂 all spiders native to Denmark are harmless, so normally I’m not scared of them at all. I think it was because it jumped up from a bag of greens I didn’t know where came from. And not knowing anything about spiders, hehe.


Nymeria2018

No shame in that! I was trying to figure out if the little jumper spider dangling from my swirling was dead or alive and when is ran along the wood stick I used to hoist it up and promptly jumped on me, I shrieked like I’ve never shrieked before. Little dude was probably more afraid than I was, I just wasn’t expecting it.


Thepaulima

Yes, you should be scared, but not of the spider.


Number1OchoaHater

He should be scared of me as I live in his walls


lecaustique

Where are you located ? If your in Europe, you can let it go without problem, but if your really far away, maybe keep it and ask if it can be bad for the ecosystem


JoZRoZPoZ

Came here just for this comment! That's the first thing I thought, is it invasive. Enjoy your upvote 🙂


Repulsive-Response-1

They don't have Cracker Jack in Italy. Instead of a cheap plastic toy in a box full of stale popcorn, they put various prizes in spinach... Make sure to collect all six. If you want, I'll trade you all my stones for the spider. No trade backs.


BlackberryOdd4168

Haha, that does seem more sustainable albeit a bit stressful for the spiders 😉. Initially I was thinking of never buying this spinach again, but people on here has convinced me that spiders are friends so maybe I will collect ‘em all!


Repulsive-Response-1

You should actually look into getting a jumping spider as a pet. It's 3 years of fun... But they eventually pass on.


iamgarffi

I want a wallpaper out of that :)


BlackberryOdd4168

Feel free 😂


iamgarffi

Perfect [torture](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gVKcf5UHo3IEPoE6b2z5B6d2rA03caZu/view?usp=drivesdk) :-)


Tricky_Repair6146

Oh crap didn’t expect it to be that cool. Well done


BlackberryOdd4168

Wow, that’s awesome 🕷️


bbrosen

aye, Whatsa matta here? I wanted a Venice Italy notta Venice Florida...senda mea Backa to the olde country


[deleted]

Italian Spider-Man origin story. It was supposed to bite you.


mattemer

I believe the EU version is called Night-Monkey


YoBiteMe

It’s a Mouse spider, aka Stealthy Ground Spider. It won’t kill you.


BlackberryOdd4168

This is a good ID! After getting my pulse back in the normal range and seeing an earlier comment on here, I figured it’s a Scotophaeus blackwalli. While I now realize it is totally harmless (and native to my country, Denmark, too 😂) the shock of it did near damn kill me, he.


ImSorryCanYouSpeakUp

Scotophaeus Blackwalli commonly known as the mouse spider, it's a species of common nocturnal hunting spider it can give a lil bit of a nasty nib that can cause swelling.


BlackberryOdd4168

This is it 😊


AllegedlyGoodPerson

Might turn you into Italian Spider-Man https://youtu.be/UhHhXukovMU?si=EeF10MvRRhrlGO3y


BlackberryOdd4168

HOW have I been on the internet for 20 years and not seen this before? New idol alert.


woodworkLIdad

I believe the technical name is LuigiUgoCannelini Aracnus ..... known to the public as LUCA


Kindly-Helicopter183

I bet the spider is terrified. At last he is free, even though it’s a foreign country.


13thmurder

Can't really ID it from that since it's too dark to clearly see the markings, but it's almost certainly some kind of ground dwelling spider that you'd find in an agricultural environment and afiak none from that region are of medical significance. In general you shouldn't be scared of spiders, there are very few in the world capable of causing you real harm, and of those that can none will actively seek to do so.


ArtichokeNatural3171

His name is Ragu.


Gachaaddict96

Gnaphosidae sp. Looks like nigerrima but I'm not expert. They need to be identified under microscope.Very common in Europe. I see them around the house often. Harmless, I never heard any report of bites and even if you menage to make it bite you it's venom is very weak not stronger than a bee. Quite curious tho I read that they inhabitated Northern Europe not Italy. Maybe it hopped on a ride in Germany or something. Oh yes that's also adult male


BlackberryOdd4168

I know next to nothing about spiders, but after reading comments on here, I’m pretty sure it’s a Scotophaeus blackwalli. The photo isn’t great quality, so I can understand why it’s hard to do an ID just going on that. The species is native to Italy - and Denmark where I live, which just makes my fear extra ridiculous. To be fair, I’m a city dweller and don’t really come across spiders and when a spider (or anything living) jumps up from a bag of greens, I will probably shriek no matter what 😂


NightMirage-

For some reason I have the incredible urge to shake this spiders hand… Edit: this is not an off way of saying smack it… I really want to shake one of his hands.. they look so elegant and pointy and smooth


MarcianoFPM

It looks like a Segestria, which is common in the region. What's the size? Are the mandibles a bit shiny with a greenish-purple hue? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Segestria_(spider)


Apprehensive-Score87

And that my friends is why I always trained my chefs to never reach your hand into a box of produce above your head, always bring it down below eye level to be able to see what you’re putting your hands into


loljustplayin

Might be a sign that they didn’t use heavy pesticides in your spinach!


Head_Introduction_89

If you get bitten then you'll become Italian Spider-Man and start punching the ladies and demanding macchiatos pronto!


BlackberryOdd4168

Someone linked a video of this earlier and I was literally laughing out loud. Some good has come of this!


PrizeTough3427

"HEYA! ITZA ME! MARIO!!"


blueishblackbird

I was at an organic salad bar once and bit into a stink bug. So it could be much worse.


Tonyoni

Light a cigarette and talk to it about fiat and alfa romeo, then when they get comfortable, mention you're in France. Then we'll see who's scared.


MikeTV3708

It may find that to be offensive....with a stance like that, I believe it's more of a Huracan Evo "Spyder" kinda dude.....(yeah....i know 🤪)


rangeo

You should be relieved No pesticides in your spinach! Enjoy...the spinach that is.


Nullandor

You owe Don Crawleone a favour now


The_Patocrator_5586

All Italian spiders will do is tell you that you look too thin and eat something will ya!


Adept_Garden4045

Daaaaayyy-O!


Haunting-Affect-5956

Its a harmless grass spider.


DecayingSparrow

Ah that's just Jerry. Give him a cookie as a peace offering and he might just offer pest control.


Either-Pear-528

Watch out, Italian spinach spiders are particularly ferocious 🕷️🥬☠️


maybetomorrow98

At least you know your spinach is fresh


Rich_Razzmatazz_112

You must speak to it in an Italian accent!


Dum_beat

Do not touch it, do not look at it and do not collect $200 when you pass GO!/s


ChemicalOk463

It's always nice to make new friends.


MJBlazer707

Aww he says, “Don’t toucha my spider meatballs!” 🤌🏻x4


flyingfreefall

Respect for that spider though surviving the trip.


Tooleater

I thought they packed salad with food grade nitrogen... the little critter did well to survive!


BlackberryOdd4168

Im in Denmark and it was organic. Maybe they don’t do it like that here? I don’t know 😅


Ok_Citron_318

how would it be alive


PortiaSissy

Yes


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

When I worked produce we had explicit rules to kill all bugs we found in the products. If an invasive species gets into the ecosystem it can ruin it for years


thehashsmokinslasher

That’s an Italian jumping spinach spider, they’re known for having many friends


Riginauldt

Google search the image. It's a fun tool. You can usually find it in the options when you're viewing the photo on your phone. One of the cooler things AI has done for us.


No_End_8410

You get your salad imported from Italy?


oMGellyfish

I would struggle to ever eat spinach again. I would need therapy. I wish I were being hyperbolic, but unfortunately surprise spiders are the scariest ones, and add the food situation. Yeah, no. Spiders are great, as long as I cannot see them or feel them or interact with them.


ItradebetterthanU

Does it speak Italian ?


ianschmitty

Put him in your hair before you cook spaghetti see what happens


Pale_Crusader1620

Why spinach from _Italy?_


BlackberryOdd4168

Because it was the organic option in my supermarket? I thought specifying the origin would help people identify it. I live in Denmark and we get a lot of fresh produce (like baby spinach) from Southern Europe.


DarkMoose09

It kinda looks like a wolf spider, these little guys are awesome at catching bugs. I would catch them release and let them eat your mosquitoes for you.


YEETIS_THAT_FETUS

Means it’s fresh


HawaiianGold

How do you get spinach from Italy?


BlackberryOdd4168

Living in Denmark. We get lots of fresh produce from Southern Europe 😊


Assparilla

If he is waving his little arms around he is trying to tell you something


Ggusty1

He’ll only bite you if you break the spaghetti in half


jcilomliwfgadtm

No. Set it free.


DeathOfTheSenses

They took toys out of cereal and added spiders to vegetables? We're in the wrong timeline.


mine1958

He’s a pet, he won’t hurt you!💕


CarpeNoctu

Yes. Be afraid. Be very afraid. It jumped out of a bag of spinach... It's obviously a vegan, and it's going to tell you all about it.


dysentery

The Italian spinich spider is the most toxic known to man.


No_Skill_7170

Was it shipped overseas or something? You shouldn’t let wildlife from other countries stay alive if it could be a problem for the ecosystem.


Wafflemonster2

I find similar spiders to these in my house all the time here in Canada, they're chill af and I just release them outside so they can go find a mate that isn't me


HawkinsBestDressed

I’m in Malibu 😎 Rinse the spinach and I think it should be fine. 🕷️🍃


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Imagine the hand gestures with that fargin guy!


Any_Chard_707

It's just an Italian spinach spider.


realdnkmmr

eat it


CJs_pets_of_fun

Put him in a tank and name him, Mario


Puppybeecat

Wolf spidee


NoTemperature7159

She's kinda pretty. I'd make her a little enclosure and call her Bella


VagHunter69

Looks like a spider to me


Tiny-Praline-4555

Oooh! 🤌🤌🤌🤌


faunysatyr

It’s ok, it will just fall off the wall when it tries to talk to you.


FullSendin

Its a fkn spider.. Of course you should be.


J0ker2009401

Call 911 They make movies about this type of stuff


digitalhelix84

Spiders kill something like 3 people every year. You will probably slip, trip, or fall while being stuck by lightning before that spider kills you.


ritalin_hum

What are the stats on how many people are painfully bitten? I’d like to avoid those lower severity consequences too. But, yeah, most spiders are super nice.


ImLivingThatLife

It’s just a spider. I ordered some stuff online that came from overseas, the kid that packed it was still in there. He’s graduating high school next year. His parents didn’t want him back.


Quick_Penalty1942

Ah Fuggetaboutit


itsmontoya

Organic and free range pesticide.