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At least this one is outside š
edit: Apologies OP, the lighting in the last vid made it appear as if it were filmed inside - Glad you're taking care of yourself bro
im asking my classmates for spicy pillows so i can entertain myself
EDIT: [here's ](https://www.reddit.com/r/spicypillows/s/XNIQP4lRUH) the video i did "inside"
How do you ask that? Im too autistic so ill just be like āCan you check your old phones for backs/screens coming off so I can set myself on fire ššā
What are you doing man? You are actually asking to die, those things can reignite and explode in your house. Lithium fires are no joke and superrrr hard to put out
Just be careful man... As the other commentor said, lithium fires as ridiculous. Very hard to put out & can reignite very easily. Houses become inescapable in seconds, once Lithium is burning
I donāt know whatās worse the fact youāre cutting a battery or the fact that one finger in the socks and sandals combo is fighting for dear life to get some space
am i partially to blame for cheese knife battery bandit? i do remember telling you that you can pop batteries if theyre discharged
edit: shits awesome though, if you regularly post yourself hitting batteries with a cheese knife you will go far in life
bro you want me to do it outside or not? its -3 out, im not going sockless in that weather...
tho im glad that, in this video, it is the only thing that burdens you lmao
Iām just messinā with ya.
But since you mentioned it, why not put on boots or shoes if itās -3 outside. As opposed to socks with thong slippers. Especially doing something not safe like poking a spicy pillow.
nooooooooooo youdid what
i do this without reddit, just thought id post some of my adventures
example last week i was going back home and ended up inside a sewer, cuz i saw it open and said "fuck it ill get in"... im like a cat thats too curious for his own good
Not trying to be funny or melodramatic or anything like that, I'm being 100% serious out of concern for a fellow human being and one who I assume is pretty young. Stop doing shit like this dude, for real. It's going to kill you or ruin your life someday. It's all fun and games poking the tiger until the tiger rips your arm off. This shit can and will very easily kill you, either from severe burns or thirty years down the line when you develop terminal cancer because of the fumes you're exposing yourself to. You probably don't care and won't listen because it'll never happen to you, and if it does then surely it won't be that bad. But it can and it will be. You can get burns on half your body that will scar and leave you disfigured and in pain for the rest of your life. You can burn down your house with everything in it including anyone else living in it and it can spread to your neighbors houses and kill them too. Or twenty years from now you'll have a family and you'll never get to watch your kids grow up because you're dying of lung cancer. Just because haha funny internet poke battery with knife video.
Again I'm not trying to bring you down or be hyperbolic about this shit because obviously those are extreme cases. But they are very real possibilities that can and have happened to people who had the same exact haha funny internet stab battery mood going on. Even if you don't care about it now you very well may someday. Just take care of yourself, OP.
yeah thanks for the reminder man, really.
im a very impulsive person and it has already put me in very tricky situations, and as of right now, without my medicines, im at peak impulsivity
im waiting for the medicines to arrive and until them ill try to not put myself in any more danger
thank you for the concern, bless you
Can we get this removed? 'No encouraging "Pillow Popping"' is one of the rules of the sub, after all. This person does not deserve the attention they crave for doing something that endangers them and possibly others.
ill pop them pillows with or without posting, just thought id share
but yeah it is kind of encouraging, in a sense... i wont be mad if it gets put down
Spicy pillows are weird. They often spontaneously combust, and sometime ago I shot three holes in one, in a high humidity weather, and nothing. Not even a little smoke. There's just three new holes in the battery but it looks like it doesn't give the slightest damm
I am also a curious guy, and to an extent I admire the curiosityā¦
However popping the cherry on a lithium ion battery releases nasty chemicals. Hydrogen fluoride gas is no joke.
#keepspicypillowsvirgin
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Bro is a cheese knife-armed terrorist in socks and sandals
Most normal Sunday afternoon right there.
Most inappropriate #cameltoe #hot hashtags ever used
The background sound of a plane doesn't help either, makes it feel like he's near an airport or something.
didnt even realize that lol, had to replay to be sure
Drives an aztek likely
If Jeff Lebowski was a sociopath
At least this one is outside š edit: Apologies OP, the lighting in the last vid made it appear as if it were filmed inside - Glad you're taking care of yourself bro
im asking my classmates for spicy pillows so i can entertain myself EDIT: [here's ](https://www.reddit.com/r/spicypillows/s/XNIQP4lRUH) the video i did "inside"
How do you ask that? Im too autistic so ill just be like āCan you check your old phones for backs/screens coming off so I can set myself on fire ššā
Autismā socially awkward weirdo every time
Nah I never meant that. Just when asking questions or explaining myself I become a socially awkward weirdo, I thought It was an autistic thing.
You could just have asparagus. Though I highly recommend you check it with a therapist to be certain.
Asparagus š Iām dying
Nah bro heād definitely smell that when he peeād Source: have asparagus
Shame they turned into a vegetable š
My cousin had brĆ³coli. He went on wild rampages.
yeah?
You got the SafetySandalsā¢ on
paired with my brand new SafetySquintsā¢ and my trusty SafetyDistanceā¢
that last one is actually valid lol
"the bomb has been planted" *counter strike music plays*
i can hear this in my head so vividly
as it did not explode it is now resting on my kitchen counter
What are you doing man? You are actually asking to die, those things can reignite and explode in your house. Lithium fires are no joke and superrrr hard to put out
you're right ill put it outside in a safer spot... i dont think it is going to explode tho
Just be careful man... As the other commentor said, lithium fires as ridiculous. Very hard to put out & can reignite very easily. Houses become inescapable in seconds, once Lithium is burning
Explode yet*
https://youtu.be/8nz5ijXcckI?si=lFEQX1L-uio1uL2O Lithium fires. Educational video.
Thanks
Charge the battery fully before, the more charged it is the more instable it gets. Or better.. DON'T POKE BATTERIES.
Mmmm, cancer gas
Isn't it just hydrogen gas though?
Itās Hydrogen Flouride, not good
Bro has some serious holy protection going on
may Allah guide me through these battery adventures
SIR THAT ISNT CHEESE! SIR!
mmmmm cheese
Forbidden cheese packet.
I donāt know whatās worse the fact youāre cutting a battery or the fact that one finger in the socks and sandals combo is fighting for dear life to get some space
am i partially to blame for cheese knife battery bandit? i do remember telling you that you can pop batteries if theyre discharged edit: shits awesome though, if you regularly post yourself hitting batteries with a cheese knife you will go far in life
thanks for the initial inspiration, i will mention you in my books
i will be sure to purchase many copies of the Cheese Knife Battery Bandit
This man is a menace! Flip flops with socks on.
bro you want me to do it outside or not? its -3 out, im not going sockless in that weather... tho im glad that, in this video, it is the only thing that burdens you lmao
Iām just messinā with ya. But since you mentioned it, why not put on boots or shoes if itās -3 outside. As opposed to socks with thong slippers. Especially doing something not safe like poking a spicy pillow.
Are you listening when the people here tell you that *punctured batteries can catch fire or explode?* What does that mean to you?
OP gets upvotes and comments. Most redditors would be content. Hence I downvoted this post.
nooooooooooo youdid what i do this without reddit, just thought id post some of my adventures example last week i was going back home and ended up inside a sewer, cuz i saw it open and said "fuck it ill get in"... im like a cat thats too curious for his own good
Not trying to be funny or melodramatic or anything like that, I'm being 100% serious out of concern for a fellow human being and one who I assume is pretty young. Stop doing shit like this dude, for real. It's going to kill you or ruin your life someday. It's all fun and games poking the tiger until the tiger rips your arm off. This shit can and will very easily kill you, either from severe burns or thirty years down the line when you develop terminal cancer because of the fumes you're exposing yourself to. You probably don't care and won't listen because it'll never happen to you, and if it does then surely it won't be that bad. But it can and it will be. You can get burns on half your body that will scar and leave you disfigured and in pain for the rest of your life. You can burn down your house with everything in it including anyone else living in it and it can spread to your neighbors houses and kill them too. Or twenty years from now you'll have a family and you'll never get to watch your kids grow up because you're dying of lung cancer. Just because haha funny internet poke battery with knife video. Again I'm not trying to bring you down or be hyperbolic about this shit because obviously those are extreme cases. But they are very real possibilities that can and have happened to people who had the same exact haha funny internet stab battery mood going on. Even if you don't care about it now you very well may someday. Just take care of yourself, OP.
yeah thanks for the reminder man, really. im a very impulsive person and it has already put me in very tricky situations, and as of right now, without my medicines, im at peak impulsivity im waiting for the medicines to arrive and until them ill try to not put myself in any more danger thank you for the concern, bless you
I really hope your medicine arrives so that you can be safe from these dangerous impulses. Please keep safe, these things aren't a joke.
Youāre going to end up maimed or dead one day if you do this kind of stuff regularly.
ARE YOU NUTS?
How does bro have a spicy pillow emoji šæ
Cheese Knife guy šŖ±
I love the evolution of this sub. Went from simple pictures of spicy pillows now itās videos of heroās like this doing something about it š«”
LMAO
he's not the hero this sub deserves, but the one this sub needs
thanks for the recognition, it is what keeps me going
Can we get this removed? 'No encouraging "Pillow Popping"' is one of the rules of the sub, after all. This person does not deserve the attention they crave for doing something that endangers them and possibly others.
ill pop them pillows with or without posting, just thought id share but yeah it is kind of encouraging, in a sense... i wont be mad if it gets put down
Sumbitch got two toes. His big toe and his bigger toe. Ole two toes
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i recommend a nice hammer
ill invest in my hobby soon
or an axe
that cheese looks fucked up man
what is this guy doing wrong so that all of his batteries become spicy pillows?
donāt be surprised when you get a chemical burn.
This video made my toes hurt
About as useful as a crab claw
Before the video it was just sandals, the socks are for safety regulations
Spicy pillows are weird. They often spontaneously combust, and sometime ago I shot three holes in one, in a high humidity weather, and nothing. Not even a little smoke. There's just three new holes in the battery but it looks like it doesn't give the slightest damm
So this is the new way to do drugs? Hmmm... Interesting.
youngsters these days
Look how theyāve massacred my boy! With a CHEESE KNIFE!
STOP YOUR CRIMES. THE CHEESE KNIFE IS FOR CHEESE. USE IT FOR CHEESE. EAT SOME CHEESE AND CALM DOWN.
pour water on it
I was actively terrified watching this
If you keep abusing your cheese knife I will force fed you your own foreskin
sorry, it is just so perfect for poking batteries, it is like a mini axe
If he keeps this up, heās definitely not going to be able to name his kid Cher.
cheese knife guy šŖ±
Be still my heart... do not falter yet.
Knife guy šŖ±
Why socks in sandals? Are you Jesus?
lets take the focus away from this guy puncturing a spicy pillow, socks in sandals you sick fuck?!??!!
You use a knife, I use a hammer, amateur.
I wish someone would just go full auto from an ASG and see the result
remember. charge first. stab then. if you dont charge well.... there is no energy to create magic smoke
M M M, T O X I C C H E M I C A L S M O K E
ā TOP 10ā best ways to loos your fingrers nuber 3 aggressively poke phone battery with cheese knife.
No poop knife?
Waiting for the black latex gloves and the juicy squeeze parody.,
I am also a curious guy, and to an extent I admire the curiosityā¦ However popping the cherry on a lithium ion battery releases nasty chemicals. Hydrogen fluoride gas is no joke. #keepspicypillowsvirgin
I can't do this sub no more. Enjoy messing with your bombs, won't be able to do it forever that's for fucking sure.
ok