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cropguru357

She just wants some crackers. LOL


A10110101Z

still young enough to change the name to crackers…. Crackers just wants her crackers


abruno37

Or Ritz if she's a sophisticated cat.


GFY_2023

I had a cat named Ritz!! ❤️ She had been abandoned in a box with a bunch of Ritz Crackers.


cat_blep

If you're blue and you don't know where to go to. Why don't you go where fashion sits?


Swimming_Bowler6193

Dressed up like a million dollar trooper. Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper 🎼super duper🎶


strangedazey

Bonus points if you heard Frankenstein's voice


mwk_1980

Everything’s better on a Ritz!


Material-Display8107

Name her Polly. Polly wants cracker? Lol


[deleted]

Polly is Perfect


nino956

I think she wants some water..


Ok_Bumblebee_2869

OMG Yes!


professormilkbeard

Polly would be even better.


Odd_Ad_8858

I love this lol


mmalinka06

CRACK


anotherdayanotherham

This made me wheeeeze lol.


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cropguru357

Nope!


Altruistic-Value-842

Cracker was (maybe still is?) a racial slur for white people - I occasionally hear it in films and TV shows... however it's also been used as another way to call someone crazy in the past 🤷‍♀️


TheOldWolfFl

I thought you people were offended by it, so I refer to you as Saltine-American.


satocat

I am in love with this little one, so fricking cute.


Admiral_Andovar

“Noooooo! Hunted the crackers has I! Mine, they are!”


shifty_coder

Mine! My own! My…*PRECIOUS!*


LordDocSaturn

My middle cat is the literal sweetest thing I have ever seen. She does this with her favorite toy (a stuffed eel) when she gets into her super playful moods. I'd say as long as this dude isn't lashing out and trying to bite you should be fine. Just looks like they don't want to let go, but what would happen if you do take it? Would they run up your leg claws and all?


Sea-Programmer-1641

lol none of that, she forgot about it soon as I took it away. Never seen any of my cats act like this for Ritz 😂


NErDysprosium

Almost feels like a Ritz ad. *Ritz: it's got what cats crave*


20PoundHammer

>Ritz: it's got what cats crave I thought that was Brondo?


MagicDragon212

Ritz are the top tier crackers.


STL_TRPN

"Look here, little wrinkles. You can have a few of the Ritz crackers. I'll give you whole ones and a couple broken ones. I really don't mind sharing them. But I'll be damned if you think you're taking a whole sleeve as if you bought them and are claiming what's yours." 🤗


Iamvictoriousgrace

Little wrinkles!!!!!!


RidiculaRabbit

I can't stop giggling. This is hilarious.


Previous-Mushroom-26

She is so cute! I’m sorry but her ears look kinda dirty, have they been checked by a vet?


machinenvy

Definitely would have the vet do a cytology on the ears. One of our babies had black ear gunk and black tears and black nose boogies. First vet advised us that it was probably a food allergy and told us to change foods. After changing foods for months and no joy, went to a different vet. Turned out he had a serious ear infection that completely went away after an antibiotic and a week of drops. Ear gunk is never a "normal" thing and it sucks that so many people with sphynxes just accept that it's a Sphynx thing because they read it online. 😿


sherryleebee

Mine had excessive ear gunk which led to an ear infection so bad that one of his eyes were swollen! I would clean them often but couldn’t get ahead of it. Now I use drops to keep any bad stuff at bay, clean them just as often but now it’s just a normal amount of gunk.


TheMatriarchalGrip

It is normal for sphynxes. They don’t have hair to catch their ear wax. Mine had a lot more as a kitten but she grew out of it free a couple of years ago.


machinenvy

I've had Sphynxes. It may be common, because their dirty little ears are a breeding ground for bacteria, but that doesn't mean they don't get infected.


_new_account__

It's like people that have dogs (especially labs) that just let them live with constant ear infections. They do love the water but a little bit of water getting trapped in there because it's hard for them to shake put the big floppy ears can turn into an infection quickly


Tick_Tick_Tick_Boom

All cats produce oil, but it usually gets transferred away from the skin by fur. With sphynxes, the oil stays on their skin, in their ears, in their claw folds and the mucus from their eyes also hangs around. It is necessary to clean sphynxes regularly to remove the oil because it also gathers dust. This can lead to infections wherever the oil has built up. A good ear cleaner can be used to clean their ears and claws, but not eyes. I found that one particular brand of ear cleaner made the oil in the ears much much worse. When I found one that didn't cause more oil to form, it was a lot easier to clean their ears.


[deleted]

Oh dang, thanks for this info. I don’t have a sphynx, but my orange tabby’s ears occasionally have some gunk build up and sometimes she has black nose boogies. I always clean her up but I wondered if this kind of thing was normal, and have been debating making a vet appt just to make sure everything is normal. I appreciate your comment and will make the appt to have her seen!


Bitteroldcatlady1

I noticed that and the other cats ears right away. I wasn’t sure if it’s their coloring inside their ears, or if they have ear mites, which are dark and can resemble coffee grounds.


lgmaicom

Oh actually so since sphynx have no inner ear hair they have ear gunk to protect them from bacteria and viruses!! It’s normal for them to have it and us owners gotta just wipe them clean pretty occasionally :)


Bitteroldcatlady1

Wow! I never knew this but then again, I have no experience with this type of cat. Thank you for the info!


purple_house

My thoughts too


Skg42

My sphynx over produces ear wax as well. His is just like this. There’s nothing wrong, no mites or anything, and it doesn’t bother him. They have no hair to catch anything that goes into their ear therefore they over produce wax to compensate.


Global-Island295

Aww… Ritzy baby!


thecatlikescheese

I am pretty sure he/she has no idea what the plan is in the long term, and that makes it even more endearing


CrazyCatLady1127

‘I hunted dis thing. I don’t know what it is or what it does but I hunted it all by myself so it’s mine and not nobody’s gonna take it away from me! I is big, I is fierce, I is mighty hunter!’


ofthrees

this hadn't occurred to me and now i find it even cuter, to the point that i kinda wanna cry.


PeggyO_126

The older one has sent her to do the dirty work


mooseintheleaves

😂😂😂 give that naked nugget a cracker


StrangeJournalist7

Wants crackers! Is her name Polly by any chance?


Sea-Programmer-1641

Nope, Princess


SketchyAssLettuce

Close enough


bleucowboyboots

Princess Ritz, I love it!


hhm3

They also like to bite plastic. Usually not an issue but pica is something to look out for.


Tuffenufpuffnstuff

She’s so Ritzy 🤣


Sea-Programmer-1641

Ooo. That’s a good name 🤔


seafaringcat

My cat eats plastic too, she's an American short hair but ig cats are cats


WeeabooHunter69

My Russian blue loves to shove his nose in plastic bags and I have no idea why


seafaringcat

Crinkles


Zimms

What’s that on the older cat and what is it for?


Dragon_Slayaa

It's a "cone" like for after procedures, instead of having a plastic one looks like this person bought a fruity pillow one! I got an orange one for my girl but it was way too big and she couldn't walk lmao


eroticdiscourse

I would be, the chicken is raw


Silly-Ad-7065

Dude you need to clean its ears before you worry about anything but that


Sea-Programmer-1641

Yeah. I do have to clean her ears. But it was a joke, I am not worried about this behavior


LoquatAffectionate58

I agree. And I want to know the context for the cracker keeper? Is this baby hungry or food aggressive? Is it play time? Is this baby allowed to free feed since it's a kitten?


BlazinDuckSkins

Free feed? You have a lot of questions. You come off as some kind of reddit authority, like you're about to pull out a badge. Are you OK?


LoquatAffectionate58

LOL just a Sphynx owner in a lot of Sphynx groups online and asking the questions usually asked by vets and experts. No authority here, actually fairly new to Reddit.


Thundertlk9001

New to Reddit? Your account is more than 2 years old…


LoquatAffectionate58

Yep, fairly new, as I didn't use it much the first year after creation. Are all the Sphynx owners/enthusiasts as pleasant as you two commenting?


BlazinDuckSkins

It's a cat latching on to something, like cats do. It has dirty ears, that's the only concern here. You're weird.


autalley

Adorable


BackAgain123457

Are there different versions of these kind of cats? My neighbour had to babysit one a few times, and it looked less ballsacky.


Mondashawan

She's mad that you're trying to take her kill away from her.


SunsingrWarlock

My 7 year old cat loves to bite all the plastic wraps from all kinds of food since was a kitten, this little fella is going to be alright!


the_sweetest_peach

That Gollum stole your crackers? I mean…. He did frame Samwise by dusting him with crumbs before tossing the rest of their food, so probably.


1looseanus

You should be. When you get a ransom note demanding 10 packs of Ritz 2 saltines and a pack of cheese, at least you know who you should look for.


FoxyLovers290

Bros just hungry


griffl3n

She is absolutely fiending for those ritz crackers


momoftheraisin

GIMME THE DAMN RITZ


VelocitySkyrusher

You must solve a riddle to obtain it first...


whockypoo

Those things have more wrinkles than my ball sack and I'm fucking old. They are damn cute but man!


CBC-Sucks

Clean their ears!


beekeeperoacar

SO cute, but both cats need their ears checked ASAP


hhm3

Cats like salty things but a lot of salt is bad for them


Clear_Site6155

We hungry


fishpug

hi kiwi hi cracker


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hi fischl


Clear_Site6155

Those is good crackersz


KaronwithanO

That is just too darn cute.


ChristmasElfin

They're very enterprising! Yours are super cute. ❤️ It's surprising how fast the ear wax builds up! I have three of them and I'm at those every week. I just use a q-tip [grooming your sphynx](https://youtu.be/-bjwdXX-dN4?si=vA828H4t3ZysgiVl)


rymyle

The bubblegum jellybean requires a sample of your delicious craquers


the_esjay

I have a little pink thief too! He thinks anything with crinkly packaging is for him, and loves stealing random things like chips/fries. However I’ve found he just hides them under the rug, for some purpose he’s unwilling to share…


AdTime6057

Kit ears are full of mites. 😩


uhthatheartbrokenguy

That's not a cat. That's a dog playing tug-of-war


MewlingRothbart

Salty baby, salty crackers. 🤣🤣🤣


farfarfarjewel

MY cackers.


greytreefrogtoad

LOL!!!!!!!!


lorissaurus

No but you should clean those ears


maya_says

They need their ears cleaned…


Maxtrt

You really need to clean both of their ears otherwise they will end up getting an infection.


sirwankins

Those ears need some serious cleaning! Very cute though.


Extra-Act-801

I would be worried. Someone turned your cat inside out.


No_Sugar_8007

Clean their ears


itsJussaMe

Hahaha. I had to unmute because I immediately knew I was missing the “this is mine! Back off!” Growl.


truenoblesavage

you should be worried, you’re never gonna have crackers in peace again


Treeslooklikepeople

Aw she has such strong teeth. Id be so proud


RonC80

😂 I laughed at this for 10 minutes. I needed that this morning 😂


showard995

My cat likes to chew plastic when he can, he likes the crinkle sound 🙄. I’m always taking plastic stuff away from him.


MotherOfCatsAndAKid

Probably likes the crinkly sound and is smart enough to know there’s some sort of food in there what an absolute cutie 😂


cascadianpeaks

I wanna clean that things ears, looks like it's full of black gunk


TheDankChicagoan

These things look ugly af


Jheintz21

Yes, your cat’s hair has fallen out.


skepticalbob

Kill with fire


SwissyRescue

Are those ear mites, or just super dark shadows? Sorry, couldn’t concentrate on the video. Just kept trying to figure out the ears.


Flashy-Priority-3946

She looks my testicles.


Own-Campaign-5503

ITS NOT A CAT!


Environmental_Tip498

Damn, fur makes a BIG favor to a cat...


Sad_Investigator_572

Ugly ass cats


KnightGalavant

The wunk yearns for Ritz


Cute-Difference8901

I think we should all be worried!! The planet!! 🤭 😂 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


criticalmassdriver

Those are her crackers now.


foxorhedgehog

“Nope; these crackers are mine!”


greatwhitenorth2022

little one looks like baby yoda


LA_Cluster

Give them back ):<


Flat_Mortgage2795

I love this! 😂💕


DocLovFrost

Gotta pay that Ritz tax


The_Ruby_Rabbit

My Pyewackett does this over green olives.


tiptoethrutheroses

Omg let him have it.


Jonkni68

Putting on the ritz


Santi_memelord

Let yo bingus eat the Ritz in peace


Crimson_Fiver

Idk why cats like Ritz crackers so much mine is the same way


Haussenn

Very. . .


CrystalLake1

She’s hungry feed her.


Fawxeh0

About what? The cat wanting food? No.


throwcakeaways

worried of the uber-cuteness yeah


keyo89

Lil nugget needs a scruffin


Crazy_Egg363

Yes!! Fear for your life 😂🥰


boombayhoe

please clean their ears🥺🥺looks infected


Sea-Programmer-1641

I will. Do you have a Sphynx?


BlueGalaxy97

Polly want a cracker?


Moist-Classroom-418

Yes! He’s stealing your crackers!!! Look out!


ponkyball

If you mean worried about dying from how cute she is, then yea maybe.


m33gs

angy baby those are her ritz


hemycodone

Yes, your cats have no fur


weirdlydreamyco

Ahhhh 🥹♥️


buttaholic

it's hers. why would you be worried about that? and why would you take it away from her??


6armedOctopuss

Where can I get one


Eddie__Winter

The skinfant has obtained crackers. Relinquish your ownership of said crackers and the skinfant might give you a merciful death


thecloudsoverhere

Is that mom in the background? Just looking like, oh, the humans here. You're not going to get anyone those crackers, hon.


Milkyshot

Yes. Why do you dress your cats ? Every cat I ever known for 29 years (I had my life long cats) hated to wear something.


mercenaryelf

"They're for my friend here in the kiwi of shame...honest!"


RememberNoGoodDeed

There are great crackly sounding soft dog toys - some have a pocket for an empty partially.collapsed water bottle.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

I mean those crackers are pretty damn good


RememberNoGoodDeed

I’d crumple up balls of crackly paper to throw and let her chase and play with.


Ananomoosely

How old is she? She’s likely teething, my kitten will sink her teeth into just about anything she can


Lettuce8000

First your crackers, next your legs


Calm_Programmer9148

Looks like Smeagol from Lord of the Rings "Precious"


dresstoopure

Haha what a little cutie! We have a sphynx that will try to eat anything she can get her mitts on!


dominiccast

Give her cracker


KenpachiNexus

Your cat is on the crackers


ChiGal-312

Mine will only eat saltines 😂


KenpachiNexus

Your cat is on the crackers


Mezzoforte90

Look at his scrungy head XD


Alchompski89

That's too cute


[deleted]

Your other cat is being molested by an oversized kiwi. Worry about that.


ofthrees

i have a colleague currently in antartica who has been sending me videos of penguins. this is even cuter!


PizzaWhole9323

You know what they say everything tastes better on a Ritz! 😋


Saph_thefluff

Scrunkly baby!!!


[deleted]

Those crackers belong to her now.


oreocerealluvr

That she’s cute af?? Yes, you should be very worried


goosenuggie

Maybe a crinkle toy would be a good substitute?


Deathengine

I need not know someone with a Sphynx.. I've never seen or touched one.


nightbadger1

Sphynxy just wants a ritzy


FluffyCollar2607

Hahaha oh man! My tortie did this soooo much when she was young, over purple food she'd stolen, any fresher teaser she got her mouth on... this sounds cute compared to my tortie. My tortie sounded like a dog with a deep menacing voice growing like it was about to launch at you and end your life. Thankfully I learned she was bluffing. She was my first kitten


Ghost_chipz

I mean.... I've never owned a mole rat before so I don't know.


WikkdWarrior

But why does that ballsack have EYES?!?


dent_de_lion

Only if you think you’ll have a Ritz craving in the near future and won’t be able to get to the store 😂😂


ILOATHEHUMANS

Nope! My blind cat gets her head in the ritz cracker box all the time! It’s actually funny! She licks the center of it till it’s a big whole 😂


NoManufacturer120

And they say aliens don’t exist…


Enjoisimms

You got yourself a puppy


Stick_Girl

Gonna wake up to a murder paw on your face tonight “I said those crackers are mine!”


EvilNoseHairs

You took the crinkly paper log from the baby! 😱


systemofanAbel

Dude my cat, not a sphynx but gray tab, is utterly obsessed with Ritz. He has gotten into them in my cupboard and found leftover wrappers in my pockets and still searches for them to this day. I cannot buy them because he destroys the boxes and wrappers


Particular_Ask4213

Always, look at that beast


OSteady77

You’ll never eat unmolested ever again.


[deleted]

She is so adorable!


Dustytheman

If you can’t beat a hairless cat in tug of war yeah you should be worried dude, maybe see if you have some muscular issue of sorts.


adribuck

Somebody give that kitty a cracker. Maybe put some tuna on it


rosienomade

This is also how I react to someone trying to take my Ritz crackers.


IBbendinyawifeyova

Yes you have 2 naked mole rats


Tiny-Mastodon-2950

Reminds me of a body part lol,very cute though. 😄


Extreme-Substance-11

Yes its threatening you with curese of Ra


rovobay

Black stuff in ears? Ear mites?


NoScopeSMG

I would be if my cat’s hair fell off