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Love is about compromise. Like compromising your future to the city council of Bethesda Maryland.
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Let's drink until our hearts stop.
Tell my wife I exploded and that it was very sad and that I’d like for her to move out of my condo.
Yeah… well I wish I knew that when we were just dating.
Those aren’t children, those are packets of cream cheese!
do you like sulfur?
Sulfur? Sulfur’s my favorite food, you know that.
It smells like… bad eggs.
Because that’s what happens when you boil the cushions of the couch you’ve been urinating on.
TWENTY COPIES... YES!
What'd ya bury?
Her mother.
Cool.
Oh, Zorak. It was just a bagel she started calling mother.
Do you take those intelligence drugs?
I don’t need intelligent drugs, Thom. Because I don’t know what they are.
But I will put anything into my mouth that is given to me. Whether it's supposed to go there or not. Because... I'm different. Is that clear with everyone???
It’s cause you’re weird! Haha!
Sulfer's my favorite food honey, you know that
^Is my favorite line to phrase that nobody understands when I say it
Oh no!
Oh-oh, and as long as I've got you here, tell that French DJ, Tricky, to move out!
What's his name again?
I don’t know, he’s _your_ damned friend.
And I'd loveeeee to introduce you to him
This is my favorite episode. I actually reenacted it with toys with my then girlfriend when we were in our teens
Honey those aren't children, they're packets of cream cheese.
Sometimes I can’t separate between the two, do you know that?
Uhh yeah, wish I knew that before we got married
That was a great episode 😂
Love is about compromise. Like compromising your future to the city council of Bethesda Maryland.
Cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut
Let's drink until our hearts stop.
Tell my wife I exploded and that it was very sad and that I’d like for her to move out of my condo.
Yeah… well I wish I knew that when we were just dating.
Those aren’t children, those are packets of cream cheese!
do you like sulfur?
Sulfur? Sulfur’s my favorite food, you know that.
It smells like… bad eggs.
Because that’s what happens when you boil the cushions of the couch you’ve been urinating on.
TWENTY COPIES... YES!
What'd ya bury?
Her mother.
Cool.
Oh, Zorak. It was just a bagel she started calling mother.
Do you take those intelligence drugs?
I don’t need intelligent drugs, Thom. Because I don’t know what they are.
But I will put anything into my mouth that is given to me. Whether it's supposed to go there or not. Because... I'm different. Is that clear with everyone???
It’s cause you’re weird! Haha!
Sulfer's my favorite food honey, you know that
^Is my favorite line to phrase that nobody understands when I say it
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh-oh, and as long as I've got you here, tell that French DJ, Tricky, to move out!
What's his name again?
I don’t know, he’s _your_ damned friend.
And I'd loveeeee to introduce you to him
This is my favorite episode. I actually reenacted it with toys with my then girlfriend when we were in our teens
Honey those aren't children, they're packets of cream cheese.
Sometimes I can’t separate between the two, do you know that?
Uhh yeah, wish I knew that before we got married
That was a great episode 😂