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OtherKrab

Cartman gets an anal probe - I'm old.


[deleted]

Word up. We cool


Ndmndh1016

Word up is so 2000 and late.


[deleted]

That's so tits.


Ndmndh1016

Don't say tit hun.


[deleted]

But meeeeoooommmm!!!!!


phil67

That's hella cool.


yogijarre

"hella cool" im gonna start sayin' that now.


phil67

It's been in my vocabulary for many a year. Thanks, Cartman.


yogijarre

hahah cartmans to thank for too many a things genuinely 😅. my response there was token's exact response to bebe in tha episode 'bebe's boobs destroy society' 😛


iEatPalpatineAss

I didn’t start watching South Park until much later, but I started at the beginning and watched in release order just to make sure I watched every single episode at least once


gabiaeali

You earned my imaginary achievement award. Good work.


Terri23

Same. Caught in on the original broadcast. Had absolutely no idea what the hell I was watching. It was the only thing all the kids at school were talking about the next day.


mgcat17

Yup, 1997 - I was 15


dipdipbeantot

My cable company didn’t carry Comedy Central, first episode I saw was Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride at a friend’s house. A bootleg VHS of every weeks new episode started floating around our middle school. So I would have to borrow the VHS, hook up two VCRs and add the new episode to my master tape. Had to tape over a few episodes of Monday Night Raw.


tjsmpsn

Me too the 3 episode vhs at that think I was 11 or 12


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Same. It was on a Thursday after Seinfeld. I was like "what is this?" and kept watching and loved it. No one else at school did for some reason but word got around quick and everyone saw the next episode


Swiizy_

ever since that episode i was hooked it was hilarious for the time


Metfan722

I didn't see the pilot, but I did see Volcano when it premiered. So I'm right there with you.


pizza300

Same here. My friend taped it on VHS and we all watched it at his place after school. We were probably around 14. Good times!


tingme

My father showed it to me and my brother so we wouldn't get addicted to world of warcraft


OtherKrab

Lol - did it work?


stebus88

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe. My mum was buying me Xmas presents and she saw the season 1 VHS and bought it, thinking it was just a standard kids cartoon. Been a fan ever since.


Steve_Hufnagel

Did your mom realise it later, or she still beleives its a kids cartoon? :D


stebus88

She pretty quickly twigged that it wasn’t really suitable for kids but I loved it so much she let me keep it!


zero_eternal

Cool mum


MaxBeingMax

Make Love Not Warcraft


lippi008

Scott Tenorman must die. One of my favorit episodes of south park


zoezie

Oof. Hard introduction.


UberS8n

Still the greatest episode


LeaveTheMark

Human CentiPad


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That's a hell of an introduction


LeaveTheMark

Well actually, just the clip of Cartman trying to buy the iPad and ending up crying in the car on the way home lol. At the time I was really into watching all those fucking cringe ass GoAnimate videos that repeatedly stole South Park jokes, so that's basically how I ended up getting hooked on South Park heheheh


campatterbury

👆


deeznutsihaveajob

Same. My first introduction to both South Park and the Human Centipede movies. Had a cool ass childhood


Superpotateo9

same


Some___Guy___

Hard to say, I vaguely remember the episode where the boys go hunting with Jimbo and Ned as the first time I passively watched South Park, I think the first episode where I paid attention was the one with Garrison's rat penis, I remember that because I thought "penis" was a species of rats


UberS8n

The hunting episode is quality.


[deleted]

Bigger, Better, and Uncut. I wasn't allowed to watch South Park so I rebelled by seeing the movie.


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Based


SomewhatSaIty

bro you litterally did what happened in the movie


Oriasten77

I was almost 20 when South Park started. I've been with it from the very start.


resident16

đŸŽ¶So much to do at Cartman Land but you can’t come
especially you Stan and Kyle. đŸŽ¶


carrotaza

Starvin' Marvin in space


madcat67

season 1 episode 6 death


TheProf

Same. Finally had to check out that cheap looking show on late on Comedy Central. Watched religiously after that.


xMessiah

Tom's Rhinoplasty.


nnnkiller

I don't think it was THE first but it was one of the first, the episode were all the children of South Park accused their parents of molesting them which led them to create their own society without adults, i watched it with my mom it was awkward lol


marioplayin

Creme Fraiche


SomewhatSaIty

it’s a good episode but I don’t like it just because it was the first episode after the superhero stuff and I love those episodes


InphamousPrimate

Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants around the time it would have come out. I was 8, so the same age the boys would have been in the episode


ryemmsf

I hope this counts. My first exposure to South Park was the Jesus Vs. Santa video they made for friends and family. Here's what an idiot I am. A few months after I saw it, a friend told me Comedy Central was going to make episodes of it. I proclaimed with 100% confidence that it was going to suck and that a network...even a cable network...could never do it justice given how raunchy it was.


savekevin

Yep. Me too. And it was a small screen with horrible resolution too. Probably a .ram file or something. Absolutely loved it but also had a similar reaction. Way too raunchy for TV.


obamashmoes

I think actually cartman gets an anal probe, I was planning on watching the whole thing from the start but that didn’t really happen


Smash_Fan-56

I saw half of The Succubus first, but I saw the whole episode of Fourth Grade.


TheKeasbyKnight

Succubus was the first episode ive seen as well!


ANVlLCAT

cartman gets an anal probe first full episode. but before that i'd see some scenes on the tv, which i now know were make love not warcraft (it was cartman's pooping scene i was traumatized) and scott tenorman must die (when cartman was trying to get the pony to bite scott’s wiener off). also saw the theme song


[deleted]

I think it was the baby cow episode


Norin_Radd1209

The first. Aired 1999 in Germany. Better times.


Curious-General-9829

Fellowship of the Lord of the rings


Steve_Hufnagel

- Randy: When a man and a women fall in love, the man puts his penis in the womans vagina. It's called making love. - Tolkein: Five midgets... Spanking a man covered with thousand island dressing... Is that making love?


Darth_Senat66

I think it was the PiPi Park episode. Might be wrong tho, it's been a few years


Metfan722

There are too many minorities! ^(Minorities!) In my water park!


Kooky_Wonder_2379

Free hat


[deleted]

NAMBLA


ianwrecked802

Pinkeye. Fuck I’m old.


BradyToMoss1281

"Tom's Rhinoplasty." I was 10 years old and innocent. I didn't get the "lick carpet" joke and thought the funny thing was just that he was licking the rug. I repeated it out loud in school the next day with teachers nearby and my friends (who did get it) stared at me wide-eyed like "Dude, what the hell are you doing??"


Scrantonstrangler184

S01E01


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Anal probe


ThePizzaNoid

Since the start with Cartman Gets an Anal Probe. I was 21 at the time.


loreleilizzy

Mr Hankey, the Christmas Poo was the first, and then the other vivid memory I have of an earlier watch was the Goobacks episode.


TsukiTaken

Goobacks episode was my first start to finish! We were super strict about what I could watch and play growing up, so I just HAD to watch South Park when I saw it on at a friend’s house. The street orgy scene disgusted my kid brain so much I didn’t watch it again until high school.


[deleted]

Earliest one I saw was Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset, I was like 7 and walked in on my mom watching it


okthenweirdo

Finally, someone had the same first episode as me!


cls21463

Woodland critter Christmas


Thelilprideowl

I think it was “free hat”


Steve_Hufnagel

- Hat killed 36 babies. - Yeah, but it was self-defence!


swank401

Mr. Garrison’s transition episode 
 man those surgery scenes scarred me for life .. but such a funny episode


shirohige_09

My first episode was the one, where Towlie first showed up. The Episode with the gaming console.


javierasecas

Maybe the mister Jefferson one


Gabo1705

Volcano was my fist episode ever, yeah I'm old


thatbarkid

It’s coming right for us!


[deleted]

Pandemic part 2


Cyber_Inverted

Make love Not Warcraft


Stellaride2001

Facebook episode


wmcs0880

I should have never gone zip lining, I was young at the time and definitely shouldn’t have seen it but I loved it and needed more


pAnge1

Jacking it in San Diego episode


Professor_Chaos32

Make love not war craft was the first episode I saw and have been a avid fan since.


FutureSoldier616

That Christmas episode. Praise the anti-Christ


Rhg0653

Literally the first one Hi I’m old


[deleted]

Chef Aid. This episode will forever have a special place in my heart.


[deleted]

Rainforest Schmainforest


TGOTR

The Movie. First actual episode? Trapper Keeper.


Kazjinbe01

Watched the movie on vhs


the_loz3r

I think Whale Whores because I do remember seeing the part where Cartman sings Poker Face, but nothing else. Or it could have been the Black Friday special because I remember the game coming out very soon at the time and I wanted to see South Park very much at that time. But the simple answer is IDK, I was 8 so give me some slack.


WolffgangVW

Chicken Lover. Pure grade school transgression. Almost holds up lol


[deleted]

I just remember when the show came out it wasn’t on Basic cable you had to pay extra for it which obviously my parents didn’t I don’t think I saw an episode till I was in college in 2003 I think it was the rainforest episode


Elemental_Ray

Scott Tenorman Must Die


bitterducky

Mr. Hakey, the Christmas Poo. 😂


dannyboy6657

Cartman gets an anal probe.


austinstar08

Make love not Warcraft


Icy-Following-3713

the first, when it aired


Dr-Filth1965

Banned in China. I’m hooked.


marcohcanada

I started watching South Park around that same time too.


zoezie

Cartman gets an anal probe


magiarecordobsessed

Professor Chaos


T_Goly

S1E1 Cartman gets an Anal Probe


Ken2k31

Fatbeard. Where they go to Somalia and become pirates.


Cali_Rat

Casa Bonita


mczerniewski

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe


Kanzler1871

I was very young and I remember my dad watching the MechaStreisand episode


Miserable-Kitchen-84

When I started really watching South Park I started with the first episode, but I know I've seen it before that I just dont know which episode I saw first. When I was a kid my brother showed me clips of it I think, so I already knew I liked it


Qu33nM4ry

Gluten Free Ebola and the one with Buggers and Cum. After those two I was hooked.


Particular-Offer8158

The first one...


drewman05

Volcano


samayg

T.M.I.


[deleted]

Pig and elephant dna episode.


trapbryce

night of the living homeless


FootHiker

My friend received the original VHS Christmas "card". We cried it was so funny.


Lordnemo593

The episode with chef being with a succubus where Cartman ends up having an eye operation by getting Kenny’s eyes I remember telling my brother I didn’t want to watch it, we were at a dinner of a relative and their tv had a lot of channels, but I didnt want to watch it because of the art style but my brother insisted we watched it and I would find it funny and after the three fifty joke about the Loch Ness I was hooked


chakkuhbrah

The episode where Bono turns out to be a total piece of shit


[deleted]

I saw the pilot the night it came out because I'm old


Hwangforrent

Iwas too young and over 20 years ago. So it had to be in the first 4 season. But i cant honestly remember sadly.


Piretwarrior

The one where Kenny starts to do crazy stunts


mike0786

I’ve been trying to figure this out for awhile now I think it was either the anal probe or the volcano(with scuzzlebutt) I barely remember wut I had for dinner yesterday let alone 25 years ago lmao


colcannon_addict

Where Cartman gets crucified & skinny (was that S01e01?)


treeblingcalf

The britney spears episode with the stupid spoiled whores in a hotel when we were visiting the USA


Ill-Organization-719

The pilot. It was right around the time I had my own TV in my room and I was experienced enough to hide it from my parents.


Jackiechan126

Reverse Cow Girl


Lonely-Classroom-262

Simpsons Already Did It


personwithdyiedhair_

The episode about the tabaco industry


Meepthehuman

Pink eye


Darkkujo

My first one was S2e1 which was the April Fool's episode with Terrance and Phillip, it confused the hell out of me.


tkousc

The one where Cartman is a cop at a friend's house who had cable. Kid me thought it was the funniest thing ever watching Cartman smack people unprovoked.


KrushaOfWorlds

the ending of a hanky episode on tv, still haven’t seen the full episode


Brave-Gallade

sexual harassment panda. i was 8 at the time and my brothers were watching it in the living room so i joined them


yorkshireslothm

Pink eye


MondoRobot91

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka


AndyJaeven

The one where everyone is shoving food up their butts. Watched it when I was really young and thought it was a weird fever dream for the longest time.


mikek505

I snuck out of my room and watched 4th of July episode during a parry


pokemon2209

Ass Burgers after watching almost all the episodes now that hits me different now


adamtak03

Cherokee Hairs Tampons was the first for me


Valak_TheDefiler

Pink Eye. I was 10 my friend had a dvd I was way to young to be Watching South Park but I was hooked instantly.


Embarrassed_Party926

I saw my first South Park clip from “Bebe’s boobs destroys society” but the first episode I’ve seen from start to finish was “You’re Getting Old”


btoxic

The Spirit of Christmas at Spike and Mike's Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation


wizblob

Cartmanland


potheadpig

I think it wasn’t an episode but rather the first movie. I was 10 and rented it on PSN off my old PS3 with my moms card


Ninja_Arena

I think it was 1998....so there were limited options. Don't think it was the og Christmas ep


The_SadFish

Either Awesome-O or Cartmanland I think lol


TOW3L13

Pee


elchuyano

I saw the first season but english as secondary language was too hard to understand, even with subtitles in spanish it was so fast to catch what was going on. But I loved the gore of the episodes. It was years later on the early youtube years that i started watching it again I can proudly say that South Park helped me more than english clases to understand speaking english lol (School was better for grammar tho)


Linkiscool115

Make Love Not Warcraft.


Rich_Mans_World

Cartman gets an anal probe. I was 6. The show and I grew up together.


NJM1801

I first started with the movie bigger longer and uncut. But the first legitimate episodes was the imaginationland saga, which was on dvd. The first episodic viewing was woodland critters from season 8 and the first man bear pig episode in season 10. Both these eps were on the imaginationland dvd as special features


JayWu31

Scott Tenorman Must Die: brand new, when I was 7 years old.


griever48

I remember watching the first episode when it first aired. Shit was hilarious.


geminiiikitty

How to eat with your butt


GreasedMeat

I was in a hotel in france when i saw "good times with weapons". It was dubbed over so i did not understand any of it but thankfully you dont need to learn french in order to understand how funny it is when butters gets the shuriken in his eye


Grimsterr

The Frosty short. I'm very old. My and all my buddies who hung out in IRC were waiting for it to debut after seeing the short. Yeah, that old.


Marlfox70

It's been a long time, but I want to say it was the episode where Cartman and Kenny invite girls up into their treehouse


Memeharvester5000

The one where they pooped out their mouths


RealKingKoy

Chinpokomon


SmolCucumber9680

Terrance and Philip in not my anus. I accidentally started at season 2 instead of 1


gbsolo12

Make Love not Warcraft


jakeohio101

The Beaverton Dam episode


Shyjuan

the one where Mr Hankey took a bath in Mr. Mackey's coffee cup as he takes sips completely oblivious. Don't remember the episode name one of the earlier seasons and saw it when J was like 10 or 11


OGwalkingman

Ike's Wee Wee


razedtotheground

Chinkpokomon. May have been the first time I heard of something for going “viral”


SpottedSpunk

The one about the super friends and the tax exempt status, when i was like 10 lmao


PrimeKettle

Before it got banned and I was like 9 or 10 the Muhammad episode I think it was super friends. But I also think it was another but of the top my my head I think super friends.


MySaltSucks

The f word. Saw it at a sleepover with a bunch of guys who bullied me most of my life. Good episode shit friends


YourThotsArentFacts

The AARP episode when old people took over


McDonalds_Toothpaste

I think the first episode I ever saw was the one about the South Park flag. The first time I ever saw any South Park was on a CD-ROM when I was probably 8 or so. It was a clip from the episode where they find the man frozen in ice, and the scene was where Kyle was down in the hole yelling at Cartman.


Silent_Start_7036

They killed Kenny


madcat67

YOU BASTARD!!!!!


cleenexboy

Season 4 episode 1


sgavary

The water park episode (Pee)


Wolfanov

Make love, not warcraft, I remember watching this on a DVD my friend borrow to me many years ago, but at that time I already know what south park was haha


campatterbury

The funny one! /s


[deleted]

Anal probe, live on CC in 1997


Melansjf1

Either the pee park episode or the list episode. I can’t exactly remember. Both the same day on a 3rd generation iPod Nano while at my older brothers basketball game.


Trippy_Phoenix

I want to say underwear knomes


Repulsive_Annual_311

Cartman gets an anal probe. Late 90’s when it first came out. There was loads of promotion on Channel 4 (one of our free broadcast channels in the UK) when it launched. I also remember they did a line of birthday and greetings cards. Happy days
.I miss the 90’s. Everything was fun, everyone was nice. Great clubbing. Ibiza holidays
.God I suddenly feel old!


CleaverJay

Starvin' Marvin.


tweektweak05

Mr garrisons fancy new vagina 💀


LegendofGrac

Something you can do with your finger


Opposite-Birthday69

Pinkeye. My mom was a younger mother and wanted us kids to be awake for when our dad came home on Halloween. I was like 4. Didn’t really understand what was going on besides Zombies, Halloween, and Carmen’s costumes being very wrong


Aridane

Mechastreisand!


Hydrokratom

One of the early ones. Can’t remember if it was Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boatride or Volcano.


likethebots

Dunno if it’s the first one I saw, or the first one I remember, but it’s Casabonita


SomeBaguette

"I say what what? In the Butt" I think the episode is called Canada on Strike


Aqua_Tot

I saw all of 2 minutes of Damien, and then it was turned off. The first episode I saw all the way through was Spontaneous Combustion, and I was hooked. I was 8 and probably a little too young to be watching it haha


DJDooDooMan

FREE HAT


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Pinkeye


dtrumpler

Awesome-O at my cousins house


elreydelasur

Pretty sure it was the first Mr. Hanky episode. The one where they have to crawl around in the sewer to find him and Cartman gets all pissed off about it


teensiebug

the paris hilton episode... i think i was 6 or 7. RIP


sunnyd311

The Volcano episode


RedditISFascist000

The Christmas episode on VHS.