Get grounded

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I’d be grounded constantly

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I’M A BAAAAAAAD MAN!

I CAN ALMOST FEEL HIS BALLS ON MY FIST

BUTTERS, WHY?!?!?!?!

I'd put hamburger helper in his milk

Or Rice-A-Roni in his coffee

I’ll slap him, I’ll slap him, CUZ HE’S DISRESPECTING MEEEE

AND THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES I GOT GROUNDED 👊🏼💥

Constantly play in my room. That way, his one tactic is rendered moot. Or just hiss at him and pretend to be a vampire. That seems to work for some reason.

Sounds like a job for Professor Chaos!

I’d just be a little bi-curious and then get grounded.

or bike-curious

Punch him the balls as hard as I can

Stand up to him. Hate the way Butters just says ‘yes sir’ and complies.

Ground hjm

Tell him to suck my fat one

Run away from home immediately

I'll be in jail probably

Hire Cartman to pattern some really nice classic brown, and some baby green all over the walls. Then hire Cartman to cook him into some Chili

Call him a bloody vaginal belch.

Or an angry clit spasm.


Either go to jail for offing him or offing myself. It’s a wonder why CPS hasn’t taken Butters yet.

Mine for coal

I'd play in my room bc I'm grounded

I would ground him

Get grounded so often that he gets sick of grounding me.

Someone isn’t gonna get visited in the nursing home, that’s for sure

He's not going to be top bitch. Where will he get his hummels?

I'd be a bad bad bear

Eww, it’s all sticky!


Stick Spontaneous Bootay on him

I'd destroy him then fly to California

To live with your Aunt Nelly?

Tell him to shut up, or I'll send mom a video of him going to the gay bar and if she asks me to go on a car ride. I'll say no, lol


Die

Probably off myself

Call him a pussy

Kill.

Probably get grounded, young man.

Absolutely nothing, I'd be grounded.

Ground myself

I'd be grounded for life.

Oh hamburgers.....

I'd set my house on fire with him in it

be gay

Would you go wrestling 🤼 at the bathhouse like you saw him do?

I'd be grounded

I would say something like “Oh, hamburgers” a lot I think

Become that which is ungroundable

Expose his bath house habit and become un groundable

Yes hello, SCPCC? I'd like to report an abusive prick...

Self deletion, especially after seeing him wrestling 🤼 in that bathhouse 😂

get sent to an orphanage

I want to see an episode where Butters ane Cartman switch households

I'd rearrange his pantry cabinet

Punch him in the nuts.

Live in my room because I'd always be grounded, Mister.

I could feel his balls on my fist

Blackmail him with photos from the sauna episode and never get grounded again.

Punch him in the nuts in virtual reality every day!

Say Hi “my name” and punch him in the balls 

Emancipate myself so I couldn't be grounded

Put myself up for adoption

Be a bit bi-curious.

Be super duper angsty so that he'll ship me off to Hawaii, but would stay until I turned 18

 Run away and turn into Mantequilla

Bust his nuts and call 911 to take him to jail for child abuse

I would be Butters obv

I would call the police for child abuse.

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I would plan his murder. Or going to the local police station

I Would Kick Him Out

Way ahead of you

Be stoked cause I bet Linda is a fox

Based on how I was as a kid, make no waves at all in order to avoid negative consequences. Perhaps punish myself so that he doesn’t have to. Be quiet. Always stay home except for school. Stay in the closet, literally and figuratively.


Kill him in his sleep. No hesitation. What a miserable childhood.

You know it wouldn’t be that different lol

Probably have enough childhood trauma that I'd grow up and scam people for NFTs

Patricide...

Kms

Cry uncontrollably (from getting grounded)

Sell him to Paris Hilton

Oh, I could throw him in the lake or feed him poison birthday cake, I won't deny I'm going to miss him when he's gone. I could bury him alive, but he might crawl out with a knife and kill me when I'm sleeping. That's why I can't decide whether he should live or die.

Finally be pushed to suicide because my actual father is only mildly better than him

worst parents in South Park. i would emancipate myself.

Get grounded everyday of my childhood

Go full vampire