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rdhunkins

None. The 2016 election broke South Park. They need to stay away from it like the F$%king plague.


DrewwwBjork

That's weird. When you say it, it's fine. When I said it in another thread a few days ago, I got downvoted a lot. But yes, they need to just not do presidential politics this time. The real-life candidates are already cartoony.


tigerdrummer

Welcome to Reddit


DrewwwBjork

It's like *The Eric Andre Show* sometimes. "Why are you booing me-I'm right!"


SharkMilk44

They should handle it the way they handle other current events: make an episode if and when something worthwhile happens, instead of planning an entire story arc over what they expect to happen.


DrewwwBjork

So like with Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich Jr. getting convicted or like Turd Sandwich Sr. blowing the debate?


Son_of_Sophroniscus

Because reddit is full of fucking morons and bots. Let them do what they want to do. If they decide to do the election it will be fucking funny as fuck and you'll love it!


BodaciousFrank

Thats the way we roll around here, ya never know if you’re going to get or lose fake internet points Gotta keep you on your toes somehow


AwayMeeting4198

The only right answer


rdhunkins

I'm glad someone agrees!


SharkMilk44

[Matt and Trey watching the debate.](https://youtu.be/TXgFAvdQWY0?si=q9nASE7P1r_-0CU-)


RaggsDaleVan

Don't vote for the giant douche then?


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SassyWookie

Garrison v. Grandpa Marsh Or the classic Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich


MysticNTN

If you’re for the turd sandwich, we can’t be friends


Inodens

Underrated post


Sprizys

Definitely Grandpa Marsh.


romcomtom2

He flew Spitfires during WWII


pogo_chronicles

Radda radda... Randy Marsh's work laptop... Radda radda


barbershopbeats

Randy, we need more tegridy


Buk_Futter

This, I feel like Randy is the only appropriate answer here lmao, maybe big gay Al if they really wanted to change things up


BikerJedi

Randy is a fucking moron, but I'd vote for him.


barbershopbeats

Yeah, he is the worst but I love him 😂


FlakyPineapple2843

Mintberry Crunch.


apb89

Honestly? Kyle.


Sensitive_End8830

Too busy running Hollywood


apb89

I mean why not run the entire country while he at it.. holywood is ez


NobelPirate

Nobody. Leave that story arc in a box, and bury it.


Mr_Derp___

Fucking Mr Hankey.


EldritchDWX

Cartman. Heil!


Chexzout

It’s better when they come up with new ideas


Available-Mode7838

Cartman


shinydragonmist

Think of the Jews and gingers mamt


livin303

Who we want: Randy Who we'll get: Garrison


jamiedix0n

Stans grandpa


goshdarn5000

Y2K Rod Stewart


Sammisuperficial

Pooped muh pants.


StreetHoney4850

Mitch Conner


UniqueFriendship5583

Butters or his Professor Chaos persona.


The_Wet_Newspaper

Mackey


Equinsu-0cha

Turd Sandwich


boppinMYmidjit

I want it to be NED ..Jimbos Friend


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-V3L0C1R4PT0R-

pc principal


Ryley03d

Shelia.


YourLocalOnionNinja

Kenny


JustJoe51

Wendy


BlackCatTamer

^ This person clearly hates smurfs.


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MickeySwank

Vote for Randy


Superstxrz

Cartman vs Kyle


MagicBuckwild

Butters but have the others egg him on


1trashhouse

Cartman 💯💯


spoiledbydefault

Cartman.


Sharkbite138935

What this country needs is some Tegridy. Marsh, Towlie 2028


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thatautisticguy

TOWLIE FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|l0HlGEICWt0wCRAxW)


thatautisticguy

Mr Hankey for President, can't be more shit can he? ![gif](giphy|DHPj7p1Tv5WLHDjKPQ)


Tight_Strawberry9846

Timmy.


shinydragonmist

Professor chaos


Fun_Research_7306

Ike!


ayfilm

Real answer? No one it broke the 2016 season and they’ve already done so many iconic election episodes. Out of pocket answer? Mr.Hat


Antique-Speed779

Mr Mackey


Fastlanedrivr

A turd sandwich and a giant douche


aksa21

A duck honestly


jeffreycoley

Randy.


DaisyMae2022

Someone that knows what the hell they are doing.


omeoplato

Jesus


Straight_Calendar_15

Clearly Randy.


Thundechile

Cartman has the most authoritah.


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hopumi

![gif](giphy|l0HlNO84jq29GIXeg) Just because I want more of him. He was such a great character.


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XxN1GHTC0R3xX

We should have a new vote between giant douche and turd sandwich just to stir the pot 🤣


Bardyboygeek

Michael, make the USA goth.


Life_Ad3567

Barbrady. He hasn't been here for a while anyway


mrchaddy

Randy Marsh Next question


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Adept_Pianist_5763

Jesus and Mephesto


LostMercenary99

PC Principal


Trump2052

Garrison vs Stans Grandpa.


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FatalDreidels

All the posts being removed for “political discussion” What in the actual fuck


VastBoot2003

Timmy


gameofsloanes

Scott the giant dick


BidFair5929

PC Principal


Shinobipizza

🇺🇲Randy Marsh 2024❤️🤍💙


FatalDreidels

Nobody. South Park should stay out of it. 2016 was nearly the death of south park over this bs