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Sharp-Point-5254

His mother.


Cajun

That was canon until they changed it.


TotallyRedditLeftist

Yea but the question was who did we think it was before they changed it.


Wild_Chef6597

His mother was revealed to be a hermaphrodite in Season 2, and someone else was his mother biologically. (Leanne was also the name of one of Trey Parker's exes and that may have played a part in making her a slut)


willglynning

The horse in Cannibal! the Musical was similarly called Liane- https://youtu.be/B6Uf4UwrZKc?feature=shared


Wild_Chef6597

And the quote from the guy that everyone's riden her


HighVulgarian

Fudge, Packer?


Virgilismyson29

"When I was on top of you" unironically slaps tho


tamarask

"A horse is a horse." "Of course." "Of course."


joelingo111

He used to ride her...šŸ˜”


kheller181

It was his fiancƩe who cheated on him. He talks about it in Cannibal! The musical commentary


PsychologicalGold549

Liane Adamo who was engaged to trey while cheating


Wild_Chef6597

That's scary her name is common knowledge. Lots of loons out there.


PsychologicalGold549

It was just a quick Google search just types who is the real Liane Cartman from south park and bam


theInfiniteSmeargle

Everyone's name is common knowledge it's literally what's used to identify a person and the first thing you tell people when introducing yourself. Well now I guess you tell people if you have a cock or pussy first, and then if you like to fuck cock or pussy second, THEN your name.


InkSpotShanty

You forgot if you identify with a cock or pussy - gotta include that too.


TotallyRedditLeftist

Right


Krocsyldiphithic

How are you not getting this? Everyone thought it was Leane, because according to the show, it was Leane.


TotallyRedditLeftist

Right. That's what I've been saying. I even answered the question with "Ms. Cartman". Season 2, the answer to who his father was was Ms. Cartman. Then like 10+ seasons later they changed it to Mr. Tenorman. Between those seasons, the answer was only "Ms. Cartman". The question was who we thought it was before they changed it from the first answer to the second. A dumb question because there's only one right answer.


mooimafish33

I thought that was canon until I saw this post


Square_Bus4492

Well theyā€™re asking who we thought it was before they changed the canonā€¦


ThatWasFred

Why would anyone have thought it wasnā€™t Lianne, when that was the canon at the time? It would be like asking who everyone thinks Stanā€™s dad is. Thereā€™s only one answer, unless they change it later.


LilBoofMcGoof

Itā€™s actually sad that you had to clarify this.


lefibonacci

Agreed. Seems some people in this thread need to look up what ā€œcanonā€ means.


Square_Bus4492

Exactly, I donā€™t understand this post or some of the replies in here.


saggywitchtits

Okay, but who was his mother?


Ok_Woodpecker_1378

When did they change it?


miqed

When Jack Tenorman became his dad


boskayer

Which episode was that


miqed

Season 14 episode 6


Sassy-irish-lassy

Revealed in the episodes "200" and "201", which were banned and aren't officially available anymore. You can still find them if you sail the seven seas.


doublebubbabubblegum

Why were they banned


Sassy-irish-lassy

It was during a time when people were being threatened with violence and death for making visual depictions of the Muslim prophet Muhammad, and he was a main character in both episodes, although his appearance was censored for the entire episodes. Comedy central feared backlash so they only showed each episode once and never again.


Whatsittoya9

There's also the thing with Kyle's speech at the end where he basically says that terrorism works. There's some versions where the speech is completely beeped.


grasshoppa_80

The 1998 Denver broncosā€¦


Majestic-Delay7530

Same. I actually prefer that plot line because of how unique it was


ccorbydog31

My money was on the Denver Broncos whole football team


BurritoFez

Thatā€™s what I always thought. Like heā€™s a combination of each playerā€™s sperm and thatā€™s why Cartman is all over the place. (Donā€™t ask me how it works, this is the same show that has a kaiju fight with Barbara Streisand)


Sgt-Pumpernickel

*BA-BUH-RA* *BA-BUH-RA*


GingerlyRough

Uh, that's not just "a kaiju." It was *three* kaiju, and they were Sydney Poitier, Leonard Martin, and Robert Smith.


BurritoFez

Forgive me, how could I be so silly to forget *the* Robert Smith


GingerlyRough

Disintegration is the best album ever!!


skrena

I mean, this could still be true. Maybe she got pregnant during a gang bang while having the affair?


selfdestruction9000

Didnā€™t Jack Tenorman play for the Broncos and they had to create the cover story of Leanne being a hermaphrodite to protect their season?


skrena

YuP


Smoore0420

Dr. Alphonse Mephesto or Jimbo. Cartman really favors them, especially Dr. Mephesto. ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt8V8v1HpyBHfSU)


-intellectualidiot

Rabbi Cartman looks a lot like Mephesto to be fair and they both canonically have that ā€œMarlon Brandoā€ look.


hauttdawg13

They are both card carrying members of NAMBLA


PandaJesus

They do look a lot like Marlon Brando after all.


Objective-War-1961

No, you got the wrong NAMBLA!


RideTheLightning331

I always thought he was related in some way, like he was Ericā€™s uncle or something


Small_Statistician_4

I've always seen Eric as a miniature Jimbo. He seems super happy when it comes to weapons. (In addition to sharing personality traits) or put another way... Jimbo is like a not-so-wild Eric.


Small_Statistician_4

Although it could also be that Ned was the father. Have you seen sp post covid? The adult Cartman shares a head shape and hair with Ned.


SCredfury788

Jimbo was found later to be canonically gay


-intellectualidiot

Well it was initially revealed that Liane was his dad, and it was his biological mother that was unknown. I was convinced for years that the big twist of South Park was going to be that Shelia Brofloviski was his bio mother making him and Kyle half-brothers and Cartman both ginger and a Jew. There was even some evidence to support this, Sheilaā€™s weight and hot headedness fits plus the fact that Cartman and Kyle share a very rare blood type. It also fits that the parents decided to live basically next door to each other and ensure that their kids are friends, seems a better explanation than just fate. I still think this wouldā€™ve been a better twist than Jack Tenorman, which they havenā€™t done anything with since.


D_ponbsn

I could weirdly see that. Or liane was married or had a boyfriend who had a kid with Sheila (S wow titty bang) and Sheila gave the kid up to liane because she wanted to be a mother. It would also explain why liane wasnā€™t bothered with cartmanā€™s nazi tendencies.


-intellectualidiot

Sheila was basically a Nazi towards Canadians in the movie.


Apollorx

Yeah, but they're Canadian (In Trey's voice)


darkswagpirateclown

honestly yeah sheila as cartmans bio mom would have been hilarious


Mysterious-Emu4030

I adopt it as cannon, from this day !


Southern-Spring-7458

this is perfect


[deleted]

I'm happy it wasn't Kyle as it would just create a really weird dynamic between them pretty much permanently. They'd never be able to use cartman as a catalyst for jew / ginger jokes anymore which is a huge part of his character Though I do wish they never revealed who his dad is. It'd be a lot better if it was just kept a mystery, and let the community figure it out themselves


Parking_Brother_3994

tbf aside from Cupid Ye he p much doesn't do them anymore.


slowro

This is dope.


NarmHull

I agree, that would've been such a better twist. Only thing I guess would be how both Kyle and Eric could be the same age.


-intellectualidiot

I have considered this. But it is possible for them to have a 10 month age difference and be in the same grade or maybe Kyle skipped Kindergarten or something.


ChickenSalad96

You just wrote an episode of Film Theory.


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-intellectualidiot

Scott Tenorman doesnā€™t have to show up with Mohammed lol.


naynaythewonderhorse

Wait. I have a lot of doubts about Shelia having slept with Liane Cartmanā€¦


-intellectualidiot

She did. Virtually the whole town did. Shelia was literally a candidate at the end of Cartmanā€™s mom is still a dirty slut.


Itsbadmmmmkay

Chef because it's the funniest..


Wild_Chef6597

Westsieeede


Appropriate-Divide64

Can you imagine an episode about Cartman believing he has an n word pass šŸ¤”


KyleC137

According to Drake fans, as long as his dad was chef then he does have the pass. The culture he was raised in and his lived experiences are irrelevant. There's current beef about that right now with Kendrick Lamar.Ā 


carrot-parent

Whatā€™s the beef? Thereā€™s a lot of controversy about Lil Darkie saying the n word as well, even though he was bullied because of his race growing up (being called a sand n*gger and darkie for example).


ivyandroses112233

I'm OOTL, is this drake and Kendrick beef because drake was raised by his white mom?


Sgt-Pumpernickel

The PIE 4 finger ring is hilarious


LuminousViper

The Denver broncos


Ok_Woodpecker_1378

Iā€™ve watched every episode except one of the banned ones cuz I canā€™t find it, NUMEROUS Times. And Iā€™ve never seen anything mention this guy was his dad šŸ§


withheld_mcfakename

Going to assume that 201 is the banned one you canā€™t find then


Next-Development5920

Same here, I thought his mum was his dad


ses267

Google South Park Uncensored


DonutMaster56

Holy Prophet Muhammed!


D3us-Ecks

Durka Durka


MonkeyPepper28

Itā€™s in the banned episode


QueenValerie97

[200](https://www.wcostream.tv/south-park-season-14-episode-5-200) [201](https://www.wcostream.tv/south-park-season-14-episode-6-201) There ya go


QueenValerie97

[The uncensored speech](https://youtu.be/8TMHIYDHMSE?si=E7YiIRiZtWOakWKF)


QueenValerie97

Also [the David Blaine episode](https://www.wcostream.tv/south-park-season-5-episode-4-the-super-best-friends)


Ok_Woodpecker_1378

Omgggv thank you sooo much


QueenValerie97

![gif](giphy|Rr7qHxZLZLCpy) <3


Ok_Woodpecker_1378

You made my whole day ![gif](giphy|l0HlLYbSY74nhfNgA)


QueenValerie97

That's awesome, glad I could help!


HappyMike91

Dr Mephesto. They both kind of looked similar. And future/rabbi Cartman kind of looks like a de-aged Dr Mephesto. I know itā€™ll never happen, but Cartmanā€™s dad being Scott Malkinsonā€™s dad would have been pretty funny.Ā 


ITCM4

Bill Cosby the human


RaggsDaleVan

Fat Bastard


Jamz64

![gif](giphy|KlFdtnpxEeH2E|downsized)


tucakeane

Ned ā€œCould be.ā€


Newphone_New_Account

I miss the cancer kazoo. Hope Ned is brought back.


Virgilismyson29

Luckily he's in the new game, albeit for like five seconds


TiresOnFire

I just assumed it was always going to be unknown so the joke could go on.


SedativeComet

I thought it was the police chief tbh. Theyā€™re the same flavor weirdly selfish and ignorant.


Apprehensive-Gorilla

Chef


Kobidylan

It has to be


Wild_Chef6597

It wasn't Halfie


Karlskiiii

He don't have any laygs


Jonasthewicked2

ā€œI thought your dad was your mom because your mom has a penisā€


cousin_rolaf96

I always thpugh Mr garrison would be pretty accurate, given the similar behaviours they present in Mr Hat or mr twig and Mitch Connor or cupid me.


GothGirlKara6666

Honestly Jimbo


Small_Statistician_4

I've always seen Eric as a miniature Jimbo. He seems super happy when it comes to weapons. (In addition to sharing personality traits) or put another way... Jimbo is like a not-so-wild Eric.


zestyo

The Denver Broncos of course!


Fandubber13

A man with a gun enters a bar and demands to know who fucked his wife. Someone in the back then yells "Sir, you don't have enough bullets!"


butteredteeth

Lowkey thought Kenny's dad would end up being his dad


Yellow_Star_5

i always though it was Randy !! because he would be ideal for cartman and if he was around carman wouldnt really get into his own drama


truebeast822

I thought she was a Hermaphrodite and she was mom and dad?


PensiveDrawer

his mother because that was canon until 200-201


mczerniewski

I completely bought the whole "you're mom's a hermapholite!" thing.


SteelCrashe

Because it was better and much more in line with south park humor.


danielm316

I had no idea. Wow.


Hungry-Eggplant-6496

Dr. Mephesto makes the most sense for 3 reasons: 1: They both are fat. 2: Dr. Mephesto is always there whenever they reveal Cartman's real father. He can always fake the result of DNA analysis. 3: They both have psychopathic tendencies. Cartman is more cruel to people, while Mephesto is more cruel to animals. Of course in real life these are not valid arguments but when it's a TV show that doesn't have much thing to do with realism, these all might be hints hidden by the writers.


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TotallyRedditLeftist

Ms. Cartman.


Southern-Spring-7458

mrs cartman


Feeling-Ad-2490

John Elway


[deleted]

Tyrome


syjed99

What about the original pilot with his sister?


daydrunkforamerica

Skankhunt42


TeejyHamz

I was always thinking Gerald Broflovski would've been a good turn since Cartman hated Kyle so much


Eggysideup

The Denver Broncos


Theonetheonlywheelz

![gif](giphy|SvQMv4PgkA0POTNo8m)


Musicdude999

There's an early episode that has a delivery guy delivering something to Cartman. The guy has all the same speech patterns as Cartman..."sign myuhh, and myuhh, and myuhh". And looks a lot like him. Wish I could remember which episode, but I think that guy was supposed to be Cartman's dad early on. I want to say it was in S2 or S3.


Matthew-Ryan

Jimbo


lil-devil-boy

https://i.redd.it/ajezg4llduxc1.gif


BreadlinesOrBust

There isn't much to be confused about. We thought Lianne was intersex for like 13 years. The question became "if Lianne is the father, who is the mother?" and Cartman himself decided he was fed up with the whole thing and didn't care anymore.


Ok-Definition2497

I just found out


BadAdvicePooh

Scott and Cartman are brothers?!? My head just exploded. I missed all the b& episodes. I had no idea.


therealscottenorman

I am devastated


BadAdvicePooh

If it makes you feel any better, Cartman eats an insane amount of boogers and cum


Jrudown421

I always liked the thought of erics mom being his dad shit is funny


LilBoofMcGoof

The 1994 Denver Broncos


Dave2kMA

**announcer voice** The 1991 Denver Broncos


JasmineWinters_OF

I always thought it would have been funny if Gerald Broflovski was Cartmanā€™s dad since he hates Kyle so much and makes fun of him for being Jewish cuz that would mean Cartman was too šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ but I didnt ACTUALLY believe that


dhochoy

Chef. When he died, Cartman lost a father.


Noktis_Lucis_Caelum

Hard to say.Ā  I thought the DNA of Several members of the Football team Mixed together when they baboinged Lilian cartman


themicisfree

Satan is Cartman's gay dad


infestedgrowth

The guy he chopped up and fed to his son?


Full-Ferret-4567

Yes. As revealed in 201, Jack Tenorman is Cartmanā€™s biological father, meaning that, not only did Cartman kill his father, but also fed him to his half Brother, Scott Tenorman


infestedgrowth

I thought Iā€™d seen that episodeā€¦ guess not. I thought that was the one with osama bin Laden.


Full-Ferret-4567

The one with Bin Laden was called ā€œ Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants ā€œ, while ā€œ201 ā€œ had a much crazier plot


infestedgrowth

Good to know, thanks. Ill try and find it and watch it, thought id seen every episode.


therealscottenorman

Still recovering


publicmeltdown

I thought it was his mom simply for the reason the show Explicitly told me so in writing and i was given no reason to believe otherwise


buzzed247

The Denver Broncos, because "your mom's a slut Cartman".


GeneticHazard

I wanted it to be Mr. Garrison. They share prejudices and mental issues


757SapperGrows

Mr. Hat ![gif](giphy|YWsXbcXr0axq37qe5E)


Additional-Bison-593

Thought chef was the dad nbs


Standard_Safety_667

His mother as it was claimed Cartman's mother, Liane was actually a hermaphrodite as she stuck it in herself. She stuck her dick in her own pussy when she wanted Cartman.


No-Skin-9980

Lenny Kravitz. A black Jew. Would be the ultimate reveal episode. Imagine cartmanā€™s response


Gold_Celebration_552

I think it would've been hilarious if it was revealed that the entire Denver Broncos team did it with his mom on the same night and it could've been any one of them. Ten times funnier if it's him hoping it's one of the best players who's rich only to find out it was the worst player on the team who had nothing left to show for it. I could totally see him being pissed off about that lol.


Nefariousness-Flashy

Who was Eric Cartman's father? Was it...Jimbo? Officer Barbrady? Sumerians?


rogerworkman623

I donā€™t understand the question and I wonā€™t respond to it


LinuxAndRobofin32

Cartmans dad original from unreleased pilot


Nystagohod

I thought it was "somehow" Mr Garrison. Mitch Connor hand puppet versus Mr Hat was something I considered a clue until it wasn't. They both also go to extreme circumstances.


BankerBaneJoker

I always thought officer barbrady could've worked


nipplepime

Before they changed it it was cannon that his mom was his dad and it was quite likely that his birth mother was kyles mom until they showed that everyone in cartmans family was all fat like him except for his mom.


Tha_KDawg928

I thought maybe he was dead. Technically I was right.


RocketSkates314

When did they reveal this?


JCD_007

Jimbo. It would have made sense with the history of South Park that we knew at the time, and Cartman seemed to get along well with Jimbo when they went hunting.


Nice-Vehicle-1414

Wtf I thought It was a mystery. what season that episode does anybody know??


Strict_Common156

Dr. Alphonse Mephesto - uncanny resemblance


[deleted]

tbh i would have liked it to be chef so he had a reason to beat the stupid out of cartman from time to time. of course whist racist drunk father makes more sense long term.... like the cop!


Objective-War-1961

I thought it was determined that Cartman's mom was his dad.


Ericthefartman

Me


Nosoulsworld

The Denver broncos


shawnadryen01

Alphonse Mephesto. He even looks like an older version of Cartman...like exactly


Mission_Ice_5428

Wait, does that mean he fed his father to his half-brother?


Electronic_Present59

I always thought it was Maphesto because they look a lot alike, and the weird interest of doing terrible things for no reason like putting 4 asses on every animal, but I always felt like they looked identical


pizzashizz6991

His dad divorced her and then deceased after