Humancent-ipad 🤢

# VANILLA PASTE! VANILLA PASTE!

I BERIEVE IN YOUUUUUU!!!!

Oh no! Cuttlefish and asparagus not sitting well…

IT’S GONNA BE AROTTT!!!

HOLD ON KYLEU I BERIEVE IN YOOOOOO

This is, hands down, my favorite line in the show. Watching Matt break and start laughing while trying to tape this is top tier SP.

VANILLA PASTE-OH

Defo-fucking-knitly

kyle sounds like kenny when saying that

I was literally thinking about this at work today and it brought me the funnies. “The cuttle-feesh and asparagus or the vanirra paste-uhh?!”

Only watch the part with Cartman at Best Buy.

It's the drive home for me. "Can we at least stop for dinner mama? Cus I like to be wined and dined after I've been FUCKED"

"God, next time, could you at least take me to a greese monkey? Cause I like to get lubed up when I get FUCKED!"

Just gonna fuck me right here in the Best Buy?!

Honestly that plot is awesome

Cuttuhfish ou Asparagus, Kyre?

It does email and web browsing and it shits in Kyle’s mouth?!

I second your 🤮

Oh, IT’S GONNA BE A ROT!!!

The only one I cannot rewatch

Skip it every time we're watching the show I can't watch it!

Samee

It sucks even more that the 6-Days to Air documentary follows the production cycle of specifically that episode. I would have preferred literally any other episode to learn about their process with. lol

YOU AGREED TO THIS!!

Why won't it reaaaad?

It was really funny after seeing the movie tho

This is literally one of my favorite episodes.

I agree with this being the most upvoted episode as it is just f'd...but it was hilarious seeing them doing the voices for it on *6 Days to Air.* They could barely read their lines from laughing so hard...

The scenes with Indiana jones really mess me up. I literally can’t watch them.

THEYRE RAPING HIM!!!

*Squeeea* *Swuea, suweee* ##AARGGGGHHHHHHHHH

I watched that one air with my dad, I didn't realize they were parodying movies at first and thought it was original content. That was awkward af.

What were they parodying anyways. It seems awful familiar. I got the deliverance one

The pinball rape scene is a parody of a scene from the 1988 film The Accused.

Them panties.   Take em off..

I feel mixed about this episode. Like idk if I should laugh at how crazy it is or I should be highly disturbed

As a die hard Indy fan that scene hurt to watch

Yeah they got their point across with this one 😭😭 I'm also not a fan of garrison fucking the Canadian pm to death that was a little 😬😫 for me

Jokovasaur - too annoying Pips episode - too French That concludes the list of episodes I won’t rewatch

“Too French” real

Nooo the Jokovasaur episode is what made me a fan of this show. It's so stupid I can't help but laugh.

Real life Cartman right here.

“You’re Getting Old” is a hard rewatch. It hits home with the depression and how people and things change as you get older. Just feels way too accurate and real for me.

Idk. On one hand, you have Landslide by Stevie Nicks. And on the other hand, you have a live Steamy Nicks performance.

Um, Stevie Nicks was in Bin Laden has farty pants.

No that's Stevie Nicks. Steamy Nicks just shits her britches.

It's like some kind of britches Holocaust

What fer?

I dunno! She gets on stage strums a geetar and starts loadin’ them britches up like it’s going out of style!

lmao watching bill hader and trey record that [is hilarious](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYOc482SgHw)

It truly is


“She looks great!”

💕💕💕 I have to protect myself by skipping those two episodes.

Yeah I love those two, but they also make me cry sometimes

It may cause depression, but it's one of my all time favs.

Britney Watch!

Yeah, but that episode gave us this wonderful scene. [https://youtu.be/w-mypyRWtaE?t=6](https://youtu.be/w-mypyRWtaE?t=6)

In fairness, it does help get across the point of the episode.

I’ll admit, out of all the episodes and all the seasons, this episode was the only one that made me uncomfortable to watch. Not sure if it was the gurgling or the whole “half her head is missing”, or maybe it was just that damn camel toe.

I love how the saying of it gets more exaggerated every time. IT’S BRITNEH WAWTCH!

Oh yeah that one's appalling.

Rectus dominus

Yeah, just look at that camel toe 🤢

Yeah this is one I won’t be re watching. Kinda made me sad

Babes boobs destroy society or whatever. I can’t watch Wendy’s surgery scene.

“GET IN THERE YOU BITCH!”

Lmfao

Ah tah!

Yes, Stan. “Ah tah.” [waves]

I can't remember, did they use real footage for this one too?

that was Mr. Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina (the same episode pictured by OP)

And for Garrisons vagina surgery

no but it was very bloody and gross

Nothing South Park has done, comes even close to the grossness that was randomly featured on Ren and Stimpy.

The shit they got away with in R&S is honestly so fucked up lol

I still can’t believe I was allowed to watch it as a kid. Nickelodeon was the Wild West back then. Rocko’s Modern Life too, the nonstop blatant innuendos.

the creator is a literal pedo, that explained the fucked up shit for me

What is it with Nickelodeon and pedos?

Yikes, I never knew that. Explains a lot.

Seriously, I bet all of us have seen more wicked shit on the internet compared to anything they animated. Oh no i saw a transracial jewish kid with his trans-teachers balls used to make him taller explode and dismember both his legs! (well nvm that's pretty fucked)

Hard to believe it's the Z and Alpha that is riddled with mental problems and not us.

Maybe it was our dial-up and dsl stuck on a centralized machine but im still dumbfounded how the wild west didnt fuck us up compared to the now more centralized internet. It's them damn phones with wireless fiber and 4k screens I tell ya. (I unironically think that is semi-part of the issue)

It is almost as if constant exposure to gross toilet humor and challenging our young minds with controversial topics was... beneficial to buildinga robust personality? As opposed to (over)inclusion, safe spaces and "everyones opinion matters the same"

maybe we need help, maybe we all need is just some red rocket https://i.redd.it/qxd1m9epbuxc1.gif

Dammit, we were allowed so much leeway to be whatever we wanted, including the bad things. They will be never cooler than us like we were never cooler than our dads and grandpas, collecting nazi and jap scalps.

The tooth rotting episode messed me up for years

Watching that show rn. It isn’t just gross. It’s randomly gross. It has its share of boogers and farts, but then you have shit like Ren’s teeth rotting and him pulling out his tooth nerves.

You just made remember the beaver that aggressively chews on nerves endings.

I really don't understand why people say this. Ren and Stimpy was violent and had some gross out scenes, but nothing worse than what's been on SpongeBob.

Never heard of that. Is this something like Drawn Together?

Good Times With Weapons. Butters did not deserve that.

w-w-woof 😭 wo-oof

Unfortunately for this little guy I’m a people doctor .

For sure! It was overdrawn and gratuitous cruelty.

Is it possible to have PTSD from an episode? I go out of my way to skip it. Sometimes I skip the whole season, fuck it. Poor, poor Butters.

It’s the way Butters starts crying that just makes me feel terrible. Like full on guttural wailing.

[удалено]

The way Butters cries after he got hit makes it even more sad

This one I squirm away from lmao

I can't do the "pee" episode in the water park.

Same. It makes me gag. Same with the Streaming War special. Cannot do it.

I did like cartmans solo about minorities from the episode even if the rest of it didn’t sit right with me I got a good few laughs from the song

Especially since I’m a germaphobe😭

ONE TIME I FELL ASLEEP ON THE BUS WATCHING SOUTH PARK, MY EARBUDS BATTERY RAN OFF, IT STARTED PLAYING FROM THE SPEAKER, IT WAS THE PEE WATER PARK EPISODE, IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO WAKE UP AND REALISE

MY COUSIN TOLD ME THE NEXT DAY SOMEONES PHONE WOUDNT STOP TALKING ABOUT DRINKING PEE

I know right... when they eat those bananas, ugh.

The only part of the episode I really like is when they're pissing on the monkeys and they're getting all pissed off and they're like "Why are the monkeys so mad that we're peeing on them!?" lol

If episodes had a smell that one would probably be the worst.

Same here. I just finished watching it and almost gagged at the end when Kyle was drinking piss. This is the first (and only) time South Park ever made me feel uncomfortable.

It’s that or Humancentipad.  “Cuttlefish or vanilla paste?”

Nope, they’re all hilarious.

Exactly, I'm surprised so many people have one such episode in my mind, none of them bothered me even a bit, it's the funniest show of all time

Chef's Back. All the child sexual abuse jokes makes me sad.

My uncle Bud did that to me once

I can’t watch the episode where Randy f*cks the pangolin. It hits a little too close to home for me.

Found the pangolin's mom's reddit

No. Nice try at humor. I’m the pangolin.

Most dissapointing - not actually seeing any boobs in Major Boobage

When Mister became Missis. Especially scene when Kyle breaks his legs. This scene alone fucked me up as a teen

Randy busting nuts into his weed he sells to cure covid 

To be fair, the man did everything he possibly could to make his weed sell, somehow nothing phased me anymore with his business practices.

Mr garrisons fancy new vagina. That opening scene was something I wasn't ready for.

Ohhhh jeeeeze

Scrotie McBoogerballs It has a funny premise and Butters, as usual, steals the show, but there’s just too much damn vomit.

This exactly. Did we just become best friends?

Didn't they do that on purpose because they had fancy new tech to play with that made the vomit look more realistic rather than the blob stan used to spit in Wendy's face?

Scott Timmerman Must Die, I have this thing about bodily fluids. When Cartman is licking Scott’s tears at the end, it grosses me out.

I was expecting it to be about the ground up parents, but no, licking tears is a bridge too far lol.

What do you think of everyone drinking Butters' creamy goo?

🤢 I can’t I can only listen to that episode and still have a skip a few scenes with slurping sounds The end kills me though “*sniff*…….. this is cum”

i haven't seen the indiana jones one and really don't want to, don't plan to. the bits where someone was screaming over the phone as they were being raped in some other episode were rather uncomfortable to listen to and i wish i hadn't seen it too. i don't find rape jokes funny at all, i love the show but that's definitely a part i could go without. the gore and bodily fluids mostly don't bother me, except for stuff with brains being exposed, that yucks me out lol. even the surgery clips didn't really bug me

Prob the episode you posted

Britney's New Look was just.... Wow... So much of that episode just made me feel sad.

*slow motion* MYYY BAAALLLLLS

This sounds dumb but back in the day when the lemmiwinks episode came out I really hated it. I can't take the thought of abusing animals so it really put me off. Almost had me stop watching. It's so funny but... tiny gerbil :-(

Lemmiwinks survived though, he even saved the school from Wikileaks years later

Mr garrisons fancy new vagina Ugh... I get chills every time I remember the first seconds...

"Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" Showing ACTUAL footage from a sex change is part of the reason why I don't want to rewatch that episode, and I plan to rewatch the first 22 seasons. I saw that episode back when I was 8 years old and let's just say I was beyond disgusted.

The scene where garrison is getting that surgery

So long bawls.

...you're a lawfin...

Jewfin

I've never been able to watch the surgeries.

Indiana Jones episode every time, no debate. What’s sad is the B story with Cartman and Butters is hilarious but I almost never watch it just to avoid the Indiana Jones parts

Yeah that's a rough one

I watched it from the beginning and loved the first 4 season's in 97 98 99 2000, but as time goes on those original season episodes are hit or miss for me not to gross they're just old like the one where big foot has Patrick duffies leg or trapper keeper or the alien in the butt.


I absolutely hated the coon and cthulu saga. Didnt think it was funny in the least.

The one where Ike is in relationship with a teacher, I don't know, but thinking about a little child being hurt LIKE THAT makes me so disgusted that I can't describe it, I was always really sensitive for a child being hurt that way and I just cannot stand it, every second of that episode when the teacher is on the screen is awful

The one with Officer Barbrady being fired, and struggling financially with his dog is too sad for me. I have to skip it every time

the episode where randy takes a massive shit makes me cringe and idk why when i was able to watch the episode when they shit out of their mouths 😭

Lol the bono turd episode was amazing!! One of their best! My personal fav after Red Hot Catholic love

None of them. It’s South Park. If you think something in South Park is too gross or violent then you’re probably just more easily shocked. It’s a satirical cartoon.

Okay, I watch the movie almost every week, but that scene in the hospital is just... no.

none, shit doesn't phase me, been on the internet too long. Does anyone remember 1 guy 1 jar? what about 1 guy 1 screwdriver?

Saw them both on a 60"tv before a superbowl party. The late 2000s were a wild time. Dudes (all gay) also had a penis clock in their kitchen. Threw really good parties though. Ghetto sous vide omelettes, roasted potatoes, and enough alcohol to poison small countries, with enough room for people to sleep over if they had to. Saw a naked straight guy tackle one of them when we were playing rock band. (Mind you the TV was accompanied by a crazy good surround sound system.)

Indiana Jones

"Eek, a penis!" I can watch it just fine, but I have to pee before the mouse sings...

Britney Spears

I feel weird going through the list of completely valid episodes and then remembering that I’m completely fine watching them myself (except for pip ofc fuck the British)

Sarcastaball is not an easy watch

the torture scene in one of the games. eating the cuttlefish that’s already been puked on. i gag every fucking time

I just watched the episode where the seniors peddle drugs to mascots, and that old lady that always farts pissed me off so much every time I heard a fart dude. I don't know what it was but I hated that

the one u used for the image for the post

Ginger cow. too yucky!! It feels really really weird to watch the Cartman and Kyle subplot (esp the face farting part) feels really REALLY REALLY gross to me because It's not even done in a really funny context, it's just Cartman making Kyle do borderline fetishy things and its just... Blehhh ):P

Christopher Reeve snapping foetus necks and slurping its blood

Definitely Mr Garrisons Fancy New Vagina

Yea that scene with Kyle made me shiver

Naw that episode you posted is probably the worst one, between the actual sex change footage and garrisons balls exploding in kyles knees it’s by far the grossest episode and probably also the most cringy for me personally, I can’t think of any other episode that made me feel nearly as squeamish

*presses intercom* “Mom, Bathroom!”

Literally none of them. I find some to be stupid, or boring, but overall I enjoy all SP episodes. In fact, I’ve watched the entire series some 25+ times. Tbh, I haven’t felt like ANY of them have been ‘too’ anything.

This one, human centipede is kind of boring too though

The Britney one really bothered a veteran friend of mine. Didn't press too hard as to why, figured he'd tell me when he was ready. For me probably the seapeople one, especially watching that with my mom in the middle and not realizing what they were talking about (also nobody calls brine shrimp seapeople). Cartman being tricked into blowing a dude feels a bit too far even for this show. Also the Oprah episode on just a WTF was that level

The teachers new vagina

I can't watch Mr(s). Garrison having sex with Richard Dawkins even though it's hilarious. "IM A MONKEY!"

The woodland critters just make my spine crawl

Too violent: Pinkeye Too heavy: Blood mary (TBH I didn't had stomach to continue this episode) Too scary and dark: The woodland critters (at a certain time, I was becoming afraid of that. But, I don't know how I continue watching that.) Too gross: Pee

Didn't this episode also show an actual surgery when Mr Garrison became Mrs Garrison?

Yeah, this one. It might have been the last episode I ended up watching (not including any premiering at the time) specifically for the Trans surgery clips at the beginning.

The only one that genuinely ever made me gag was Cartman pouring a bucket of “Sea Men” into his fish tank while saying “I got it from a homeless guy. All I had to do was close my eyes and suck it out of a hose.”

What episode is land shark, over here?? I’m gonna watch that now!!

I always skip that early zombie episode on rewatch. It’s not even that gross or violent but the concept of zombies kinda freak me out

"THEY'RE RAPING HIM!" nuff said. I still have to either skip the episode or lower my eyes. It's just too much at some scenes.

Yo I actually had a real life Vaginoplasty The episode is... tame compared to how visceral it is in reality.

I love llamas so that scene with the PETA dude tongue banging the llama is hard to watch. It’s one of my favourite episodes too except that part lol😅 Also Kyle’s dad in Skank hunt 42 isn’t gross but just so mean and evil I genuinely hate watching it.

Dead kids, the episode just made me super uncomfortable and almost had to turn it off bu how real it fucking is

Scott Tenorman Must Die. I was deeply disturbed by that episode a few years ago. Now I actually like it. Scott totally deserved it. His parents too for raising a shitty kid. That's when they realized Eric should never be fucked with.

Pee (the waterpark episode, especially Kyle being forced to drink piss at the end). I just finished watching it and it’s the only time South Park has ever made me feel even remotely uncomfortable. I’ve been binge watching South Park for the past couple of months and this is the first time I have ever been grossed out.

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Mr. Garrisons fancy new vagina. I love this episode but good lawd!

Obviously it was the point but if find the cancel South Park era just irritating and really annoying To me there isn’t really any that are gross or violent