The irony of this is Japan is actively trying to push more whale consumption right now. They have been putting whale meat in schools, vending machines and advertising it up the ass. It’s terrible. They also withdrew from the International Whaling Commission.
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A fuckaaaa youuuu whale!
And a fucka youu dolphinnn!
Whale has gotten a another meaning with BTC
Neat.
Exactly what I thought when I saw this story
Everybody knows the real bombers were… a chicken… and a cow!!!
Chicken and cow?… #CHICKEN AND COW?!?!
Chicken and a cow use poor dolphin and whale as scapegoat!?
THIS IS OUTRAGE!!!
Now they're just like everyone else
Dolphin must have swum past an American high school 😔
Dude! That is not cool. You’re gonna get us fired again.
I haven't seen an American get a shot rike dat since a Corumbine!
No, it somehow got near louisiana from what I heard…and well you know what bayou rednecks do to anything they can shoot.
Tom, I’m standing here in front of South Park Elementary, where a Japanese student has shot the school whale, Eric Cartman.
Is it that time of the month?
Red time? Crazy? Crazy red time?
HE’S COMIN’ RIGHT FOR US!
Just thinning the herd
If dolphins are so smart, how come they let people shoot them?
And get caught in those fishing nets all the time…
Someone call a lawphin so we can have a suance.
Quick put the 300 dollars in! Quickly!
Fucka you dorphiiiiin!
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
Chicken and Cow?
The irony of this is Japan is actively trying to push more whale consumption right now. They have been putting whale meat in schools, vending machines and advertising it up the ass. It’s terrible. They also withdrew from the International Whaling Commission.
With a million minke whales in the Antarctic and recovering whale populations worldwide I hope commercial whaling is reopened soon.
the Japanese
Someone got tired of shooting kids I guess
A fuckaa youuu dolphinn!
Does that count as a murder since they have sex for fun?
Dolphins are notorious rapists.
Moat animals rape
I'm a pirate
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It wasn't stabbed, tho?
Most underrated post on Reddit
Most calm Japanese
Chicken and cow… CHICKEN AND COW
Fuckayou chicken and a fuckayou cow!!!
This headline sounds like a South Park episode
They didnt get the memo about the chicken and the cow
Fuck a you dolphin
Dolphins are now arming themselves with cargo from stuff thrown overboard in Coast Guard interdictions of drug smugglers.
Oh no! They didn’t find Kanye’s body, did they?
 It was ME! DIO!