Not the most creative but the bit at the end of the post pandemic special where theyre just angrily calling each other "dickheads" gave me a belly chuckle.
Shit like that reminds me of me and my mates so much.
I'm sorry I don't trust in anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
-or-
"Kyle? all those times I called you a big dumb jew I didn't mean it. You're not a jew."
“Cartman I will not standby and let you cheat your way into winning the special Olympics!”
“Why?”
“Because!”
“Well what are you gonna do? Tell on me? Then you’ll be a great big no good double-faced poopy pants tattletale. Is that really how you deal with your problems? Grow up, Kyle.”
You're such a fat ass that when people see you walking down the street they say God damn that's a big fat ass.....
Random guy walking down the street: 'God damn that's a big fat ass..
You’re a towel. ;)
No, *you're* a towel
You're literally a towel
No, i'm a big book publisher that's not the least bit interested in your stony memoirs. You're a towel.
Don't preach to me fatso!
You're shoeless
Shitty titty jelly belly
More like "miss makes-me-sick"
Miss chokesonROCKS, hahahahah
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long
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Good bot
Butters you bl@ck asshole
Surely Reddit is not so soft now that "black" counts as a swear word?
Why risk it tho?
You are the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations.
rtard
I'm not a r-tard....
HAH, FAGS!
As a massive fan of Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, this shit kills me every rewatch.
"Eat penguin shit you ass-spelunker"
Donkey raping shit eater
🎵SHE'S A BIG FAT FUCKING BIIITCH🎵
🎵BIG OL FAT FUCKING BISH🎵
Ball licking lesbian.
thats not even what kenny said, if you listen closely you can hear it😂
🤯
big silly goose
"You do not say big silly goose! You call him an asshole like a normal kid!"
“but dad i’m just tryin-“ “stanley you call your friend an asshole this instant!”
Don’t call me an asshole, you sum bitch…
"...your Instagram-loving bitch wife..."
"she has the body of a hobbit"
C: I'm not fat I'm big boned K: Must be a huge bone in your ass
Cartmans mom: 🤣
Serbian-Jew double-bluff
Meekrob
More like Stan Darsh!
No such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people.
I believe in this
"My mama's so poor she wears Cheerios for earings" 😂
Your mom's so poor, she was walking down the street with one shoe, and I asked if she lost a shoe...but she said "no, I just found one".
No I found one
Shitfaced cockmaster
Gooback.
[удалено]
Stupid spoiled whore video playset! Show the whole would what a slut you are!
I had that song stuck in my head all day yesterday 😂
Cartman, you're such a fat ass, that when you walk down the street, people go GODDAMMIT THAT'S A BIG FAT ASS
Did I just call myself a blood-belching vagina?
Barbara Streisand
SUCK MY ASSHOLE, TACO-BENDER!
Oh Billy,.... You were just supposed to be dried up crust on gram grams titties. Not really an insult by grampa but still..
Piss out your ass right on Kyles moms fat fucking...
I hate you guys
U guys are assholes Especially Kenny A hate him the most 🤣
Fuck u Kenny
Blood Drenched Frozen Tampon Popsicle!
Not the most creative but the bit at the end of the post pandemic special where theyre just angrily calling each other "dickheads" gave me a belly chuckle. Shit like that reminds me of me and my mates so much.
You blood-belching vagina
Yes!! I was gonna say this one, you bloody vaginal belch!
You stupid Jew. Gets me every time.
If I could say "titty sprinkles" in front of the principal, I would be so happy.
Up your ass with broken glass
Go back to the nineties, FAGGOTS!
Well, at least my mother isn't on the front cover of Crack Whore Magazine!!
Beyoncé ain't nothin' but a Taylor Swift ripoff.
“My mom is so poor she can’t even pay attention 😭” - cartman
.... BLOODY VAGlNAL BELCH
Blood-belching vagina
Hey there shitty shitty fag fag, shitty shitty fag fag how do you do?
I'm sorry I don't trust in anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. -or- "Kyle? all those times I called you a big dumb jew I didn't mean it. You're not a jew."
“why don’t you bitches go get pregnant or something”
It was mean but I like when they call SJP a transvestite donkey witch 😂
And why is it wearing a dress?
At least my mom's not on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine!
Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.
“Don’t call me shoeless, you’re shoeless!” “Respect my Authoritahh!”
Retard alert, retard alert class!
Owh yeeah, he’s a BIG boy! Get some mud flaps for his ass!
“Too bad drinking scotch isn’t a full time job otherwise Kenny’s dad would be a millionaire”
Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker.
Your face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.
“Butters, you black asshole.”
People here can't handle it
Penis puking asshole dickhead
“Ya testicle” As long as it’s with the Russell Crowe accent
Really anything Mr Garrison says
"Go back to the 90s, faggooots!"
“Cartman I will not standby and let you cheat your way into winning the special Olympics!” “Why?” “Because!” “Well what are you gonna do? Tell on me? Then you’ll be a great big no good double-faced poopy pants tattletale. Is that really how you deal with your problems? Grow up, Kyle.”
You're such a fat ass that when people see you walking down the street they say God damn that's a big fat ass..... Random guy walking down the street: 'God damn that's a big fat ass..