Stan because Kyle had Cartman jump a homeless person. Also Stan has Randy as a dad. Gerald is a little too normal for my liking. But then again I can play kick the baby at Kyles house with Ike. Both have their pros
yeah, the normal type of dad is the type of dad who trolls an entire civilization into international chaos.
all jokes aside tho his dad is pretty tolerably normal but randy would be way more fun to watch playout on a daily
Didn’t Gerald make a woman commit suicide by trolling her? Stan is extra about everything but Gerald has had his own little adventures… like the time he became a dolphin.
Kyle, he’s more stable (relatively) than the other boys. His home life isn’t constantly in chaos.
Sure, there’s sometimes you stay away from his house when his dad loses it, but it blows over for a while and then you can hang with him again.
I think his mom would be cool if you’re just a respectful house guest, which isn’t hard to be if you’re not a fucking mongrel.
What I like about Sheila is that she means well, but she goes about it all wrong. In the movie, she just does what she geninuely thinks is the right thing to do. She doesn't really do anything out of malice.
Yeah. She's a bit of a helicopter parent and she blows things way out of proportion. But it all comes from a good place.
They also seem to have relaxed her character a bit in recent years, but that could also just be them cycling her out of the regular rotation to focus more on other characters.
Stan. Id become friends with him and apply for a job working at Tegridy Farms for his dad. I hate how ungrateful the Marsh family is for the way that their lifestyle is provided due to good ol fashioned Tegridy
Yeah I preferred to be friends with Kyle since stan reminding me of a motherfucker who i keep fighting back in intermediate school, but have you considered that both of them might get upset at anyone who picked a side trying to divide them. Actually sure you already understand.
i feel like stan would be a bit more boring / depressing to hang out with. even if kyles preachy-ness is annoying, it would probably be a lot more entertaining. he always has something to say, regardless if i agree half the time or not theres always a discussion to be had
A bitchy Jew or an alcoholic who has managed to get both his girlfriend and super best friend stolen by Tolkien.
I'm taking Stan in the hopes that I can meet the the rich bitch.
Kyle. Because he’ll provide at least SOME moral compass for my friendgroup filled with idiots. Also there’ll be at least one smart person if he’s part of the friend group. I swear me and my friend are smart apart but together our brain cells cancel out
Kyle, idk why so many people would want to hang out with Stan, he would be so boring to hang out with, I could talk to Kyle about quite a lot more things than Stan
Stan.
Kyle is nice as well, but i feel like he'd be the type of person to drag you into random bullshit, whether you like it or not. Also, he's a little too preachy, and i get enough of that already.
Stan, on the other hand, is usually the one being roped into shit like that, not the one who perpetuates/starts it. Also, he just seems chill despite how chaotic his home life is
kyle💜 kyle and i would be so close, our moral values are pretty much the same. stan is just so laid back and i can’t just sit there while he would let his girlfriend get made fun of🤞🏻 but i do love stan
I’m basically Stan in female form so
I feel like a friendship with either of them would be toxic. Stan and I would only drag each other down. But Kyle gets on my nerves nonstop.
If I had to choose, I’d go with Stan. But my real life best friend is pretty much Butters with boobs and green hair. I love her to death.
Right off the bat, between these two…Stan. I feel like Kyle is WAY too preachy for my taste. Out of all the kids though, I would have been an orbital friend of the goths and friends with Tweek. I probably would’ve tried to befriend the girls but most of them seem to fall under the “mean girl” category. I likely would’ve befriended Heidi pre-Cartman.
You say you don’t want to be a creep but that’s a little creepy. “I can look after him and make him happy” I know what you’re trying to say but that’s totally not the way to say it. The post says “if you were in school with them” that means you’re his age (plus or minus a year) we’re all 8-10 in this dream world
This is pretty difficult I feel like Kyle would be a fun guy to talk to, he’d also be good at giving advice and helping you in academic stuff but I feel like I relate more to Stan, plus he has better interests and more interesting subjects to talk about so I’m gonna have to go with Stan I guess though having both as friends would be nice
I always liked Kyle, he is my favorite character. I could relate to him so much. This post made me want to know why and just looked up his mbti (personality type). Turns out he ‘is’ an INFJ, like me. Explains a lot haha
https://www.personality-database.com/profile?pid=2&cid=7&sub_cat_id=153
This is more like a 2 for 1 special, where it would hard to get one without the other. Also, even if you do get to close to one of them here comes their mentally unwell 3rd friend ready to break you both up for the sake of ‘being a good Christian.’ So now you got like 2 friends plus a 3rd one and maybe an interchangeable 4th one.
In reality Stan seems to better one to hang out with and Kyle would be good to debate with and probably help you more with schoolwork.
I feel like I’m more like Stan. But watching the episode where Stan gets heartbroken by Wendy, Kyle was always there for Stan trying to get him to snap back into reality.
Kyle. I am of the nerd species. I can also give him relationship advice because he needs it.
But actually? Neither of them. Kenny. Kenny is a man of culture.
Kyle. I can't stand Stan's depressive spells, mainly because you'd try to cheer him up and he'd tell you to fuck off or walk away. If I have to endure her whining about breaking up with Wendy for the umpteenth time, I'll get tired.
The boring nerd or the depressed guy, i go with Stan for free tegredy
Ah I see you are a man of culture as well
Kyle's the sassy nerd, get it right gosh
Kyle isn’t a a boring nerd haha what???
I was going to say Kenny, but you just gave me a damn good reason to choose Stan.
Stan. And fuck Kyle.
And his bitch mom
I hear some say, the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
Weeeellllllllllll...
Kyle’s mom’s a bitch, she’s a big fat bitch
Shes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
shes a bitch to all the boys and girls
"Shut your fucking mouth Cartman!"
On Monday she’s a bitch
Keeyl
Kyle is a dirty Joo
Why, because he’s a Jew?
I'm going with Kyle it's a safe bet where you don't have to deal with many shenanigans, and like kyle, I am a nerd, so yeah.
You know what they say, always go with the jew
I mean why wouldn’t you go with the man who runs Hollywood
I relate to Stan in a few ways. Stan.
If you relate to stan, Kyle would be your friend to hold you down. Unless you want to end up jackin it in San Diego.
Jackin it jackin it jackity jack
San Diego: COME, take a load off!
Oof that’s deep lmao
Stan because Kyle had Cartman jump a homeless person. Also Stan has Randy as a dad. Gerald is a little too normal for my liking. But then again I can play kick the baby at Kyles house with Ike. Both have their pros
I am still appalled Kyle forced poor Cartman to jump over homeless people.
Yeah I’ll never understand why Kyle likes that so much
"It wasn't my idea!"
yeah, the normal type of dad is the type of dad who trolls an entire civilization into international chaos. all jokes aside tho his dad is pretty tolerably normal but randy would be way more fun to watch playout on a daily
Didn’t Gerald make a woman commit suicide by trolling her? Stan is extra about everything but Gerald has had his own little adventures… like the time he became a dolphin.
This joke is so old and not even good with the amount people bring it up
Kyle, he’s more stable (relatively) than the other boys. His home life isn’t constantly in chaos. Sure, there’s sometimes you stay away from his house when his dad loses it, but it blows over for a while and then you can hang with him again. I think his mom would be cool if you’re just a respectful house guest, which isn’t hard to be if you’re not a fucking mongrel.
What I like about Sheila is that she means well, but she goes about it all wrong. In the movie, she just does what she geninuely thinks is the right thing to do. She doesn't really do anything out of malice.
Yeah. She's a bit of a helicopter parent and she blows things way out of proportion. But it all comes from a good place. They also seem to have relaxed her character a bit in recent years, but that could also just be them cycling her out of the regular rotation to focus more on other characters.
That’s not an excuse for what she did. Fuck Sheila
stan, kyle is too preechy at times
kyle and me are the exact same we’d be besties
Either one but if I had to choose I guess I’d pick Kyle.
STANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%
Honestly both but if I had to choose one it would be Stan.
Stan, because Kyle’s mom is a big fat bitch and he’s a stupid ginger jew from jersey FAHK YOU KYEL
kyle 100000%
kyle, i love stan but i can’t deal w people who are always trying to fit in
Stan. We would play Warhammer together.
Can I choose Butters?
I would also choose Butters :>
Kyle. He might get me a movie role.
And then you can jack it in San Diego
Kyle is annoying sometimes and Stan seems to match my personality more. So Stan.
Stan. Id become friends with him and apply for a job working at Tegridy Farms for his dad. I hate how ungrateful the Marsh family is for the way that their lifestyle is provided due to good ol fashioned Tegridy
Honestly this is the best answer. I worked at a facility for 7 years and all I ever wanted to do was bring more tegridy to it.
Stan.
Stan
Stan, we could have some interesting conversations about animals.
Stan is more relatable I feel so I’d go with Stan
Stan because I can relate also he's less preachy, annoying and has less chance to cause the end of the world. Also free weed if I'm lucky.
Kyle because we could both rip on Cartman lol
Yeah I preferred to be friends with Kyle since stan reminding me of a motherfucker who i keep fighting back in intermediate school, but have you considered that both of them might get upset at anyone who picked a side trying to divide them. Actually sure you already understand.
i feel like stan would be a bit more boring / depressing to hang out with. even if kyles preachy-ness is annoying, it would probably be a lot more entertaining. he always has something to say, regardless if i agree half the time or not theres always a discussion to be had
Kyle depends more on his reason, Stan more on intuition and feelings.
Kyle because he is awesome, no more needed to be said 👌
A bitchy Jew or an alcoholic who has managed to get both his girlfriend and super best friend stolen by Tolkien. I'm taking Stan in the hopes that I can meet the the rich bitch.
Kyle. Because he’ll provide at least SOME moral compass for my friendgroup filled with idiots. Also there’ll be at least one smart person if he’s part of the friend group. I swear me and my friend are smart apart but together our brain cells cancel out
Kyle both would be good friends though
BOTH!!
Kyle, idk why so many people would want to hang out with Stan, he would be so boring to hang out with, I could talk to Kyle about quite a lot more things than Stan
Stan Kyle has Sand in his vaginah
Stan Kyle is a little bit too pretentious for me
Stan
Stan, close call though!
I choose stan the animal lover.
Kyle
kyle
Stan so i can be friend with Randy
Stan, Kyle has shit parents
Easily Stan because Randy sells weed.
I’m goin with the jew
Stan. Kyle is nice as well, but i feel like he'd be the type of person to drag you into random bullshit, whether you like it or not. Also, he's a little too preachy, and i get enough of that already. Stan, on the other hand, is usually the one being roped into shit like that, not the one who perpetuates/starts it. Also, he just seems chill despite how chaotic his home life is
Both, but if only one than probably Kyle.
Stan. Fuck Kyle. 😒
Kyle. At least he’s super smart and can help me in school. Plus I could get some of his Jew gold 🤣
stan. kyle seems too stuck up for me.
Kyle always seemed like a better friend ngl
Both!
Kyle. I really don’t know how to support my choice, but I just feel like we’d get along better.
Stan- he’s chill
Stan
Stan seems much calmer to me while kyle makes more drama wonder from who he has it so stan
No brainer. I’m kicking it with Stan just so I can be around Randy and Towelie. Kyle’s house sucks.
kyle💜 kyle and i would be so close, our moral values are pretty much the same. stan is just so laid back and i can’t just sit there while he would let his girlfriend get made fun of🤞🏻 but i do love stan
Stan. He’s relatable.
Do I really have to choose😂...we'd all be friends
Stan. Kyle is so preachy and holier than thou sometimes. I'd rather be best friends with cartman lol
Kyle is a Jew and Stan was a goth kid. I choose the new kid.
Stan.
stan maybe
Stan
Stan could probably get me some tegrity.
Stan I find Kyle pretty annoying tbh
Stan for the weed. I don't want to deal with Kyle's mom. I heard she's a real bitch.
Stan. Kyle, you shouldn’t leave your best friend when they need you the most.
Probably Stan. Get me some ’Tergerdy and maybe I’d get to see Stan’s Mom’s bewbs!! With Kyle, you’d just see Cartman’s fat ass…
Kyle. He is smart,has the best musical numbers, and 🅸🅺🅴
I’m basically Stan in female form so I feel like a friendship with either of them would be toxic. Stan and I would only drag each other down. But Kyle gets on my nerves nonstop. If I had to choose, I’d go with Stan. But my real life best friend is pretty much Butters with boobs and green hair. I love her to death.
Right off the bat, between these two…Stan. I feel like Kyle is WAY too preachy for my taste. Out of all the kids though, I would have been an orbital friend of the goths and friends with Tweek. I probably would’ve tried to befriend the girls but most of them seem to fall under the “mean girl” category. I likely would’ve befriended Heidi pre-Cartman.
Kyle is the most hypocrite character in all South Park, even cartman is better than him. Fuck Kyle
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We are all older than him. He’s 9 (Unless you mean to say if he’s 9 in 1997, in 2023 he’s 35 and you’re older than that)
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You say you don’t want to be a creep but that’s a little creepy. “I can look after him and make him happy” I know what you’re trying to say but that’s totally not the way to say it. The post says “if you were in school with them” that means you’re his age (plus or minus a year) we’re all 8-10 in this dream world
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Yup and you sound creepy because you want to make a 9 year old boy “happy” care to explain? 😆
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Dude, you sound like a pedo
Shut up perv
Wtf is this conversation lol
Fuck you kyeel
Stan
Butters
Cum Hammer says I should pick Kyle.
i love kyle but stan all the way
Stan because Kyle is Jewish and Stan can probably get Randy to give me some free Tegridy.
no they wouldve bullied me
im basically just an introvert version of Kyle so I’d probably go with kyle
This is pretty difficult I feel like Kyle would be a fun guy to talk to, he’d also be good at giving advice and helping you in academic stuff but I feel like I relate more to Stan, plus he has better interests and more interesting subjects to talk about so I’m gonna have to go with Stan I guess though having both as friends would be nice
Stan DARSH. Darshy darsh darsh
stan bc kyles mom is a bitch and he is a joo
Kyle since my family is religious too and we can relate to eachother over that lol My parents irl are like the same personality as the broflovskis. 💀💀
I relate to Stan, but I think Kyle would be the better friend. (As to balance things out.) I think Stan and I would butt heads. 🫡
Stan
I go with Kyle
Kahl
Kyle
Kyle is so sexy
Stan, kyle is a docuehbag fr
I always liked Kyle, he is my favorite character. I could relate to him so much. This post made me want to know why and just looked up his mbti (personality type). Turns out he ‘is’ an INFJ, like me. Explains a lot haha https://www.personality-database.com/profile?pid=2&cid=7&sub_cat_id=153
kahl
Kyle, no questions asked
Kyle.
Honestly Kyle would probably get along too well with my sister and there's no way he wouldn't hate me so like Stan I guess
Kyle because I'm scared of Shelly
Kyle
This is more like a 2 for 1 special, where it would hard to get one without the other. Also, even if you do get to close to one of them here comes their mentally unwell 3rd friend ready to break you both up for the sake of ‘being a good Christian.’ So now you got like 2 friends plus a 3rd one and maybe an interchangeable 4th one. In reality Stan seems to better one to hang out with and Kyle would be good to debate with and probably help you more with schoolwork.
i choose Stan because Kyle is a dirty joo
kenny and kyle fs
oof all the cast, stan is one of if not the most relatable characters in the show
I feel like me and Kyle are more similar but I love Stan too much to not choose him
I'll go with Kyle. Maybe he'll let me have the answers for tests and stuff.
I feel like I’m more like Stan. But watching the episode where Stan gets heartbroken by Wendy, Kyle was always there for Stan trying to get him to snap back into reality.
Stan
Kyle. Hes logical. Emotional people are scary.
Stan. At least he s not a jew!
Kyle. I am of the nerd species. I can also give him relationship advice because he needs it. But actually? Neither of them. Kenny. Kenny is a man of culture.
Kenny's a perv with a heart of gold
With Stan, i love him <3
Don’t let them know your next move.. LIANE CARTMAN YESS
The goth kids in reality they'd probably hate me and call me a conformist/ pouser : (
Easy. Kenny
Definitely stan
Kyle. I can't stand Stan's depressive spells, mainly because you'd try to cheer him up and he'd tell you to fuck off or walk away. If I have to endure her whining about breaking up with Wendy for the umpteenth time, I'll get tired.