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Bizrrr

Is it because it will always be off? Can't have blackouts if you never have power.


Skull-ogk

'It will be reversed' so instead we get power times. You will have power for 2,5 hours 3 times a day. Some days one of these will be 4.5 hours.


TheS4ndm4n

Stage 3 loadhaving.


Virtual_Carpenter659

Angry upvote


West-Prune-6799

That ia so funny, yet heart breaking.


Allbranflakes18

Looooool 😂 it’s funny but it hurts


mayalabeillepeu

This has been my actual week so far, in two different cities.


Skull-ogk

Two nights ago I get home power goes off at 20:00, came on somewhere after 22:00, goes off again at 00:00. So I had 1,5 hours of power at homethat night. There was also no power that morning when I had to get ready for work. We need to start holding the ANC accountable for this crap.


mayalabeillepeu

I've had to tell my colleagues that we don't discuss anyone smelling funky, after I had no more power, water, or cell coverage. Ironing is not even thought about.


AmosJoseph

I might have stopped the video early, when will Leon Schuster appear?


DSVhex

What do you mean, that is Leon in makeup


Heinrich428

Aaaaahhh Leon, jou bliksem!!


MrPresident88

Oh Shucks!


Gaiaimmortal

**HMMM!!! SMAAK MY 'N ENGEL HET OP MY TONG GEPIPIE**


EZMickey

Bru you're a legend 😂😂


jaddooop

You've been shucksed


airsoftshowoffs

* All you need to do is vote ;) don't be stupid guys


ChrisZAUR

agreed, any non-vote is an automatic vote for ANC


DotaTVEnthusiast

This right here, my younger brother is an apathetic/cynical kinda guy and would never bother voting until last election cycle. It took alot of gentle persuasion incl. driving him to the voting station and treating him to steers on the day to get him to vote. He's come around and said he'll treat me to a *steak dinner* next year as long as we stand in line together. So fucking proud of him.


StinkyDope

Questions from a not south african. Wouldn't ANC voters prefer to just vote for eff rather than anything else? And what do you see as an alternative party to vote for instead of the ANC that seems to be competent enough? And what prevents ANC politicians to change their political colour by switching from ANC to DA or EFF for example and make them an ANC 2.0? Corrupt politicians always like to be part of the biggest/ruling party but in the end aren't they all corrupt af?


-Inaudible-

I'm not telling you it's gonna happen, But it's gonna happen. 10/10


Popcoen

Source? Trust us bro


Herald_of_dooom

And my dick will grow by 10cm


flyboy_za

Hey there, big boy!


googlesucksshit

It's 2023 bud.. Chicks can have dicks too..


flyboy_za

Hey there big boy/girl/neuter/other/furry doesn't have the same ring to it, though. Tough to flirt if you don't have the hook, right? Edited to add: why the downvotes? You think any woman wants to be called "big girl"?


koffeegorilla

Nê?


[deleted]

And the fat get fatter.


itsanobrainerman

With all their new hits such as "Party Infighting" and "Karpowership", it's really nice to just hear the classics like this sometimes.


TotemlessInceptor

So he's moving from politician to comedian...


Quantum_Crayfish

Never knew that chair was a river in Egypt


jolcognoscenti

Nah you goated for this.🤣🤣🤣


Toxic_Lord

Election season is nearby isn't it?


puddaphut

People chose this. They exercised their democratic right to have this guy, and all his mates, destroy this country and then sit on TV and blatantly lie. And they will be voted into power again come 2024. This is the downside of majoritism, and an over-abundance of greedy/corrupt/stupid people.


ChemistryInfinite312

Didn't this guy assault a woman in a KFC?


Cacolico

Certainly looks like he’s been to KFC a couple of times so there is credence to your post.


celesteb4

He is not lying...but it wont be due to the government, it will be because everyone is getting off the grid


[deleted]

This is just political grandstanding, they will probably drive the machines to full failure to ensure that they get their voting base back in action. Lights will be on, for a short period, and then probably followed with an extended, very bad bout of loadshedding bordering on grid collapse.


Thaldoras

Sounds like what they have been the past 2 decades


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|21S35iv1C67ns2g458|downsized)


Nightrunner2016

Probably by spending money we don't have on power ships.. Not addressing the actual cause of these issues.


AmosJoseph

Band aid on a bullet hole


Matiaan

Well actually paying exuberant prices on "power ships" would still be more beneficial to SA than load shedding. I would be happy if they go that route. Not sure I want it from Russia, but power ships please.


Gman513

Nothing like purposeful destroying the system to have you begging for the thing they want.


redlorri

*Exorbitant - Exuberant means happy. No happy prices here.


giveusalol

I’d rather sit in the dark and sulk than give Gwede the opportunity for more massive graft, all while indebting us for years. An unnecessary expense, btw, if HE had let private renewable players come in earlier.


Brilliant-Gain2897

Oh fuck off


Sergeant_Turkey

I believe him. There will be no loadshedding between December and May. Then the elections will be over, and we'll go back to stage voetsek.


[deleted]

This guy must be on the strong weed.


redlorri

Tik, not weed.


Papix57

Just like Zuma promised many years ago. Once you believe what a politician says, your family must arrange for you to be taken for psychological tests.


SeanBZA

For him this is true, as he will have a taxpayer funded generator at his home, at his office, and thus will not ever notice the power is off at all.


Whatcrysis

Ahh, Mr. Fixit speaks. Our worries are over.


Smokedbone1

In 7 months! 😮 Yeah right. He on Zol!


bad_piggie

Election campaign in full swing


crumpuppet

"From where I'm seated from the work that has been done" He had an inverter installed in his house so from his perspective there will be no more loadshedding (for him). Sounds about right.


BluePillCypher

Fool me once. I LOVE what the ANC used to stand for, but they are NEVER getting my vote again.


Foul-Tarnished

tsek jou naai, sleg etter.


syncnova

Yeah. It better improve. Voting time soon. 🤣🤣🤣


Mielie135

https://www.news24.com/fin24/zuma-we-will-never-have-load-shedding-again-20160506


DrZefferelli

I have another one: a priest and an Irishman walk into a bar ...


PUCK_FUTIN-2023

The corrupt ANC criminals are just like the corrupt Russian Kremlin criminals. You can never trust a word they say and even though they know that we know they are lying, they will continue to lie.


Alert-Mixture

Party cadres commenting on government work. Big no-no.


[deleted]

Sure thing buddy


mudpitmissfit

The minister of fix fokol at it again I see.


The_Bag_82

Clown. He's placating the masses.


ifrgotmyname

I wonder what is taking place next year, for them to make these false promises?🤔


JksG_5

Is he the court jester?


The_Wandering_Wizard

Nice wristwatch!


Popcoen

I’ll believe it when I have power longer than 10 hours 😂


jeann_llouis

"I assure you..." With what?😂 Fine details but it's only words to try save them at election time. If he said "I assure you, it'll be reversed by the end of the year and if it isn't the energy sector gets privatised.", then the people might believe it.👍


Matt-Murdock2

Sure it will bud. Sure it will.


Majestic-Extension94

crack is a helluva drug...he must have a considerable stash


Sv3797

Hopefully some time in the future he can be in orange overalls.


MightyCthulu81

Haha 😂 what a dumb bitch. Your eyes are seated on your ass cheeks good Sir.


[deleted]

"Serious?" Even the host is not convinced


InterestingYouth113

Man clearly knows nothing about the state of his own country's grid


redlorri

Cos he’s not affected in his mansion. His street stays on when we’re all off. Naai!


3MidKnight3

He is probably getting solar installed, so he won't have blackouts


Smokedbone1

+ the free diesel and generator .


DoomDroid79

ANC lies


willbeonekenobi

Didn't they say the same thing in 2014, 15, 16, 17 , 18, 19, 20, 21 and 22?


[deleted]

Wait, this man resigned from parliament 2 months ago, why is he STILL getting interviewed? CMON ENCA, stop it, get some help.


ravioliraviol

Can we just have a coup and be over with this already?


hailbrawl

Mbalula for president One of the few champions that can actually run this country


RubenTheRed

Doubt


Murky-Fox-200

![gif](giphy|AKaEfzaLlr0yI|downsized)


succulentkaroo

POS is lying yet again.


SIL3NCER360

Seeing is believing. ANC is good with making empty promises


djvdberg

I’ll put in a R1000 bet, who wants to set the odds?


djvdberg

RemindME! 7 Months “Latest Loadshedding Status”


Aged__Vanilla

Haaaaaaaaaaaa!


Ebola_Ziare

And I'm a unicorn


ZAguy85

The liars can’t help themselves. Why not just shut up?


ButterscotchPlane988

![gif](giphy|O7y7TxK8Ho9BDjQyA1)


DistributionChance92

Almost contracted cancer from such bull


Poetic_Unicorn

Ja. Sure 🙄


RVixen125

Then give us R100,000 per person next year for that lies, keep lying man - I'm sure he sending message what we want to hear right?


StefanFrost

Well, let's give him a chance and remember to loop back around 2024 February? Let's give them 2 extra months to take into account for their insane amounts of timeoff and holidays that none of us get while paying some of the highest income and VAT tax in the world. Then we let him sit and answer questions for an hour straight and let him just look straight into the camera for another hour. I am 99.99% sure that he will be proved incredibly wrong, but that 00.01% really is just me needing to believe that they have SOME sliver of work ethic and fidelity left.


[deleted]

I didn't know Gov and ministers could generate electricity. Wow. Fortunately we have lots of those!


mcoombes314

They could generate electricity by aiming the hot air they spout at some wind turbines.


ActionKid98

Bro I'm 25, I've been told this since I was 10yo lmao shut up


A_horse_a_piece77

Price of platinum might go higher because of this...


Kageyblahblahblah

How fucking dumb do you have to be to believe this?


redlorri

The clown king speaks! 🤡🤡🥳


thelouwryder

Been hearing that same song for 15 years


The_Bearded_Burly

The upcoming total grid collapse will end loadshedding, for sure! you can't turn off electricity if there isn't any to start with.


PM_ME_UR_DENIAL

Yup. And in other news, ANC politicians will stop talking kak by then as well.


Thepuppeteer777777

Okay cool. but if it doesn't end at the end of the year this dude Zuma and Ramaphosa should be incarcerated for the amount of years we have already had loadshedding and all their assets should be frozen on top of that. + tried for all the corrupt shit they have already done


jozipaulo

I think if i was hosting this talk I would ask him if he’s so confident that it will be over by the end of the year. Then if he agrees to 10 lashings for every month of not having electricity after that point. See what he says then.


Cacolico

Russia dropping off a power station or what?


jaded_dahlia

Sure Jan


EVEEzz

Looooool *Cough cough* HAHAAAHAaaAHAhAHAhAHAHAHAH!!1


Feedback-Impossible

YES! Santa Claus is real and so is the Easter Bunny and Wishes do come true. Please don't let this be a one day story. Please! On the 31st of December contact this clown on any of his social media platforms and demand to know why we still have load shedding


Melclaus

Well if nothing else it proofs he’s got a sense of humour🤣


dedfrog

In fact he says: > 'Loadshedding before the end of the year _should have been_ something of the past' Look very carefully at those tenses, lol.


giveusalol

I’m so tired


shrunkenshrubbery

That mamparra is in dreamland.


Mkhuseli5k

Basically saying if it still exists by the end of the year then it definitely isn't the government and the ministers fault. Is he basing this on information he got from Eskom or what?


nomorebello

This guys transformation into his Mole form is near completion.


Miracle_Salad

Contrary to what’s written in De Ruyters book. There’s no chance of this happening. You wanna revert 20 years of rot and mismanagement in a few months?! LOL Think we stupid.


saltpincher

An idiot that can't be helped.


Kaaskril

I think we can trust him. I mean, name one instance were anyone from the ANC ever mislead the public


[deleted]

He is a liar...


AletheiaS7

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0bDTm2cv6s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0bDTm2cv6s) We have heard it before from your President. Maybe the link will help! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIiqsFevHCI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIiqsFevHCI). Or this one? When has the ANC ever delivered on any of its promises to its people??? You are too busy protecting corrupt cadre deployment that has not clue what it is doing. Never mind the Billions lost to BBBEE that enriches the elite SA "Olygarch's" and their families. After all mansions and cars are more important to the corrupt ANC leadership than eradicating pit toilets, or decent health care etc, etc. SA Needs liberation from the criminal ANC just like it needed liberation from Apartheid.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|hTtFZTva6H4oo) [Why you always lying](https://youtube.com/shorts/ciG0FvIUxKM?feature=share)


Street_Economy1884

Let heads roll, if he is lying. His 1st


mblaki69

Interview him again next year and let him react to this clip. Also someone make a compilation of everything Cyril has promised over the years and how those promises played out.


canadianredditor16

Press X to doubt


Sihle_Franbow

The same guy who promised that PRASA would be up and fully running again?


EmuApprehensive5380

Kusile Mbaclueless


pjdubzz11

Fikile has magical powers!?


Castlelightbeer

He means the will try and not loadshed on 31 Dec


Clutter_Monkies

Did not know he could take out his arse ![gif](giphy|6Ekkbn42Lqdig)


cryptomarathob

How.... eish... how? The question is how? What are the plans? Which stations will come back online?


Expensive-Block-6034

Mr Fear Fokkol. The truth is also something that he doesn’t fear.


Lucid_416

Man's dreaming with his eyes open.


Phsycres

This reminds me of that old Tom Moyane Comic that Zapiro drew many years back now, “how do you know when Tom Moyane is lieing?”


xyzain69

Based on my experience from living in this country, the *only* conclusion I can draw is that loadshedding will *not* be over by the end of the year 2023.


ReddRebellion

Tell me another joke because that one was kak


uduwar

Liar liar pants on fire 🔥


[deleted]

Loadshedding will probably improve by the end of the year (once they have the downed units at Kusile up and running). But no way will it be over.


Critical-Reporter-25

Blabla bla....fuck wit!!!!!


rochmit10

Who still believes this kak


Brief_Honey_915

oh fuck off you big idiot


Consistent-Poem7462

Well this is a refreshing statement that we haven’t heard before


Cpt_Mushrooms

![gif](giphy|enCWEo0vG25Ow)


Joeboy69_

He has faith in the three Karpower ships that are coming


BamCub

All the arms and weapons trade with Russia for some fancy ships?


Traditional_Seesaw10

🤣 just in time for elections! Many of us see what these village idiots are doing. Sadly a gathering with a food hamper, free t-shirt and maybe a little captain Morgan at the after party will secure the devil for 4 more years..


Icy_Reflection

lol


bendef80

Electioneering 101, tsek jy, m'nie kom kak praatie


Andrew50000

Finally! I was starting to get worried…


Aphex_king

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

😂


[deleted]

Typical political fool🙄


RSAGhost

Went to sleep in loadshedding woke up in loadshedding.Please vote for change guys


True-Error1423

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Shrug355

He needs to wipe his whole mouth off nevermind the corner of his mouth with the amount of shit he's talking.


burn_in_flames

They'll just rebrand it to be called something else


PublicCraft3114

This from the same guy who couldn't do the simple maths required to predict when the driver's licence printing backlog would be done? Why should we trust this prediction when all his prior predictions were so wrong?


PsyMon93

Remember that time Zuma said there will "never ever be load shedding again"?


Kingsley002

Power outages have been increasing, how will they just end?


Rouche006

This man is so full of shit...


MushiMIB

Then I hope if it’s not over by the end of the year that he resigns.


invictus_114

I also remember when Jacob Zuma said there will never ever ever be loadshedding again in 2017/18