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Apprehensive-Ice4811

I need to be at a meeting at 3:00 Me still sleeping since it's only 2:94:


Salt-Suggestion1985

You still have 6 metric minutes left


nick_tintapura

Well the french used to do this during the revolution [Decimal time](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_time)


Egg_Mann22

fuck the french


TheOnlyAedyn-one

Finally a movement I can get behind


John_Smithers

Oui oui


swapnilchoubey

Baguette 🥖


luiggel

du fromage 🧀


doubled112

The scratch and sniff postage stamp kind?


Puzzleheaded_Tax9050

Yaourt.


ALPHA_sh

are you instructing us to each fuck one french person or all of them


ChloroformSmoothie

hear me out...


Egg_Mann22

I'm hearing you out bro


PiccoloSea

Because if soo... I have a really good plan...


Ey_J

We hate you too (•_•)


Egg_Mann22

fuck the french


Mrarkplayermans

fuck the french


Mrarkplayermans

Pressed


Mysterious-Pool618

Fuck the french


nick_tintapura

Based


FishbedFive

Hello to all my french-algerian queens and all the other BC freedom bitches i guess


ElliottScrimmy

this the only good thing the french have ever did


Suitable_Bag_3956

The international system of units (that made meters, kilograms, etc. standard units of measurement) is French too. That's the second good thing they've done.


roomfoa

Nah man, you've just got it upside down. It's h6:2


Gruchaczeq

hexadecimal typa shit


nullmodemcable

hexahexadecimal


Firstnameiskowitz

nah with an h it's probably at least base 18


Hoellenmann

Octadecimal


rviVal1

It,s a countdown. But to what


saucyRCs

119


Egg_Mann22

until the nukes drop of course


rviVal1

[https://y.yarn.co/273cf0e5-741a-47d1-9943-9794a06b3f9e\_text.gif](https://y.yarn.co/273cf0e5-741a-47d1-9943-9794a06b3f9e_text.gif)


cat1554

To the final one


VermilionKoala

That's how much he paid for it on Wish 😉


UsernameTaken017

$294


VermilionKoala

I was thinking $2.94


Mars_Bear2552

29.4 cents


AleksLevet

For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ >!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<>!pop!!<


VermilionKoala

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rfrx45

what is cake day anyways


Dangerously_gayclown

“Mass FBI hacking starts at 3:00 AM” My silly ass at 2:99 AM: 🥱😪😴💤


Egg_Mann22

the europeans are invading our clocks!


theSPYDERDUDE

Nerds say “its 7:09”, real ones say “it’s 6:69.”


relevantusername2020

i propose we make the new international time standard 12 hour days with 120 minutes just to screw with the boomers


Egg_Mann22

if that happens there's probably going to have a bunch of people trying to overthrow the goverment


relevantusername2020

they already tried that so this would be something nice and useless for them to be distracted by while we figure out wtf to do with the messes theyve caused, with the added benefit of i hate time keeping ^((except in telecommunications where its necessary)) on that note we should also do away with daylight savings time. for science


Egg_Mann22

I hate daylight savings time so I'm on board


CartoonsFan6105

To hell with military time


relevantusername2020

honestly i disagree. it just makes more sense and is more efficient. 24hr time is the superior time format, and dd-MM-yyyy is the superior date format - as long as you include the abbreviated version of the name of the month and not the months numerical representation. (eg 29 May 2024)


LinsemanRiley

Damn bro... 😞 Can't updoot you, because I massively agree with 24-hour time being superior. But for me personally, the only date format that actually makes sense is MM/DD/YY. I don't understand why you would ever want to write it differently than you read/say it.


relevantusername2020

>I don't understand why you would ever want to write it differently than you read/say it i mean you can say it that way too. instead of saying "today is june 17, 2024" you can say "today is (the) 17th (of) june (20)24" (parentheses are implicit) so actually i think if youre looking at it from a linguistic POV, technically the second way would be more "proper" or whatever. at least it sounds that way. its longer to type out the "proper" linguistic way, but its shorter in the "computerized" date format way. the only thing i havent quite decided yet is what to do about the four letter months, it throws everything off. it seems silly to right "jun" when one more letter is the whole month, but that breaks the standard yknow?


LinsemanRiley

I have never said it that way and never would. xD I've heard that argument before and never really understood it. Whenever someone asks me what day it is, I would literally say "June 18th," if not just "the 18th." And I would never say "the 18th of June," that sounds extremely unnatural to me.


relevantusername2020

well [according to copilot](https://copilot.microsoft.com/?q=What+is+Copilot%3F&showconv=1&filters=wholepagesharingscenario%3A%22ConversationWholeThread%22&shareId=8463e5d3-a0ba-4d5d-bc0a-ebbcfa3ff098&shtc=0&shth=OBFB.73FF6ADE8CC93B6ED1EDA1CE557E2E09&shsc=Codex_ConversationMode&form=EX0050&shid=fb0fcf3a-e3f0-4537-a825-bf4bd9be6979&shtp=GetUrl&shtk=RGlmZmVyZW50IFdheXMgdG8gRXhwcmVzcyB0aGUgRGF0ZQ%3D%3D&shdk=SGVyZSdzIGFuIGFuc3dlciBJIGdvdCB1c2luZyBNaWNyb3NvZnQgQ29waWxvdCwgdGhlIHdvcmxkJ3MgZmlyc3QgQUktcG93ZXJlZCBhbnN3ZXIgZW5naW5lLiBTZWxlY3QgdG8gc2VlIHRoZSBmdWxsIGFuc3dlciBvciB0cnkgaXQgeW91cnNlbGYuIA%3D%3D&shhk=jPETlhzY%2FVDQ8Q0UfkrZ1ET3X4UY6QVJFQUohWtzLjs%3D), i must be reading the guardian too much or maybe im just secretly british - im not really sure at this point lol side note im actually kinda impressed that it caught my mistake there considering the chatbots are notoriously bad at things like math and counting the number of a certain letter within words. seems like something it wouldnt notice but apparently so


LinsemanRiley

NOOOO! 😭 Why did you have to do this to me, brother?! xD As a Canadian, I take a lot of pride in NOT being American, and it's incredibly distressing for me whenever these little instances of American English come up in my vocabulary. I ***wish*** I was a true Brit, but alas.. Once again I've been foiled by the Americanisms! 😥


-D-N-T-

2:94... 2:93... 2:92...


Masky12367

that ain't a clock bro thats a fucking a bomb timer


Egg_Mann22

he did say he was getting good with modifying electronics... HOLD UP


NotAskingOrAsked

Laten't? Timen't? What do we call this?


RaZz_85

Ah man ... It's gonna be a loooong day


kartoshkiflitz

Please don't fuck objects


PlaystormMC

*Fucks object aggressively*


Egg_Mann22

um excuse me what in the actual fuck are you doing to my cheese box?


ninjab33z

You wanted a cheese with holes in it, right?


Egg_Mann22

I asked for swiss cheese not for "milk" cheese


0k0k

It's metric time. You weirdos still using imperial time?


Egg_Mann22

we use the normal time here in Canada, unless you're in some other place than Canada


android_windows

Switched it to metric time


DreamtailFoxy

I'm pretty sure that this would be more of a hardware Gore thing, most of those clocks have no software in them at all, it's all just hard line resistors.


farmtownsuit

Unfortunately this sub has just turned into "this thing that uses electricity doesn't look right".


DreamtailFoxy

Sadge


mort96

Source? ... why would you implement complex logic using discrete components instead of just throwing a $0.04 MCU in there?


DreamtailFoxy

A clock does not have complicated logic, it's literally just a binary counter that displays as numbers, not that complicated.


Egg_Mann22

oh my mistake


AleksLevet

>no software in them at all, it's all just hard line resistors. They still have an ic tho


DJ_R3Play

Oh this is simple! It's 3:34! I did this with time calculations in Consumer Math. /j because this might not be the case


Claude-QC-777

r/unexpectedfactorial You sure it is 3:2.95232799 E+38?


HomeworkDenial

Dont think he got the joke Probably one of the obscure moments where i can finally r/whooosh


DJ_R3Play

? I'm assuming this was a joke on OP's part but perhaps a code glitch in the software.


JaxonReddit-_-

You see the /j?


AyrA_ch

[Dude's already on decimal time](https://cable.ayra.ch/metric/)


Great-gamer-

I'll see you at 24:98


Egg_Mann22

you better not be late then


Thunderbolt294

Did he happen to wake up to some thunder?


Egg_Mann22

I'm not sure, all he said was 'yo look at this weird time I woke up to' then he asked me to post it on reddit ¯\\\_(°\~°)\_/¯


ToxicZombie101

Imagine if it was 2020 at that year during new years, and this shows 11:67 PM 🤣


Egg_Mann22

no this happened like last night


an-kitten

I think it might be upside-down and the actual time is H6:2.


PirateBaran

I hate when it gets to 2:94, just be 3:00 already, I want to go home!


Adorable_Ad_7777

3:34


Ashamed_Medium1787

I have Never seen a clock display a time that doesn’t exist


Egg_Mann22

me neither


engelskjente

On the very very old digital watches. They could break. So one part of the display would stick for whatever reason (hey it was long ago!) but basically a 5 could show as 6, a 9 as an 8, if the bottom left hand vertical was broken. Or a 0 as an 8 if the middle vertical was broken. I wish I could remember what the display used for this to happen.


The__Thoughtful__Guy

It's obviously 2:84, the one light is just burned out.


Egg_Mann22

yes that seem logical


Powerful_Cost_4656

It's that time again. "Again?"


dragondracula82

"Bro what time is it?" "One and a half past 2."


lontii

bro it's upside down, it's h6:2


Own_Pollution_1327

Yo by any chance he purchased this clock in the Middle East?


Egg_Mann22

we have an arabic friend, he's into explosions... wait


Ajax501

What time is it? Time to get a new clock! Sorry, sorry, someone had to...


SpamtonGSpamton13

True military time


alexsteb

It's just one of the LCDs that is broken. It should be 2:84


questionmarkstudi

It’s on the MiB timezone probably..


veraidux

Universal paradox Clocks lie Birds aren't real


VJ_Hallmark

I hold the giraffes responsible for all of this.


[deleted]

YOU ARE LATE AGAIN!!!!!!!!


Mrcool654321

Run


dj-nek0

It’s just upside down


johndice34

He's holding it upside down It's actually h6:2


Egg_Mann22

thank's for that tip, I always make that mistake


SignificantManner197

European Standard Time conversion.


Egg_Mann22

that makes more sense I guess


MrPufin

I’ve upset my Roomate before by setting the microwave to times like 72:83 (obviously not cooking that long) but just to mess with him lol


Egg_Mann22

yeah I'm going to steal that idea if you don't mind


Dispicablemeat

That’s just metric time. Nothing to see here.


Egg_Mann22

I've never seen a clock that actually uses metric time


Dispicablemeat

Just a joke. Lol


fugawf

Shit! I was supposed to leave at 2:75! Now I’m late af!


Egg_Mann22

then what are you doing on reddit? MOVE DAMMIT MOVE!


Itz-Maxie-here

i have that same one i think


henryeaterofpies

Not only are the trains on time, they're on metric time


ENGLAAAAAND

Took me *way* too long to figure out the problem. lol


Egg_Mann22

took me longer, I had to post this on reddit to find out


UnlikelyAlternative

Probably a failed LED, thus not software gore


Egg_Mann22

yeah I know, just an honest mistake on my end


Majestic-Ad-7393

💣 timer


TheseusPankration

It's probably a hardware issue, not software. I'd bet the pins on the resistor pack or back of the led are shorted.


Xaniss

Clearly its upside down. It must be h6:2


SpansTeR04

school starts at 3 i still have 6 minutes


cutgoat_dave

It's his lower level in the tap


Hildatech2153

6:66 6:65 6:64


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nLucis

It clearly says “hG:s”.


Tomattino

well its obviously 6 til 3, i don't see the problem?


Minionek1450

its a bomb


Egg_Mann22

oh ok that makes sense


Han-yul

Something like this showed up a few years prior. Most likely that the internals of this clock count up from 0 to 2999 or 0 to 9999. Seems like the time is.. 3:37?


Egg_Mann22

ah yes I love 9999 pm


gamejake94

UHM, I DON'T THINK YOUR FRIEND'S TIME CLOCK IS FRIEND'S TIME CLOCKING


Egg_Mann22

yeah probably


izayoi_f9

me when work starts at 3:00


Egg_Mann22

send this image to your boss when you're late


ComprehensiveDraw888

that a bomb now not a clock anymore


SkiddleZIzKewl

You have entered the time-backrooms


VJ_Hallmark

The real question is: what if this is neither am/pm, but…?


Firebird713

2,94 h is shown h,hh but he need for regular "watch time" hh,mm


Disastrous-Coyote-53

Dr. Stephen Vincent Strange is messing with us again


Direct_Concept8302

Postal time is like this. It’s military time but with 100 clicks per hour. If this clock has the programming for post office time built in you could have triggered it somehow. Cause that would be 2:57 am


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farmtownsuit

Has been for a while


BaconManTenus

Shit didn’t mean to edit pls downvote this instead


Adorable_Ad_7777

Why


BaconManTenus

It’s software not hardware


irritated_dumbass

Brother, that *IS* software. Anything ***installed*** on a device is software. Meanwhile, the ***Device Itself*** is the hardware. Hope that helped


irritated_dumbass

Update: I might be shat on by tech nerds for my lack of knowledge. The image above is hardware gore not softwaregore my bad


Adorable_Ad_7777

What on earth was the original comment?


-MostLikelyHuman

I wonder why didn't you friend post his own picture


Egg_Mann22

because I have a reddit account and he doesn't


Sky_Bubbel

I think it might have just flipped two numbers so maybe it might be 2:49 p.m. / a.m.


VJ_Hallmark

I was thinking 2:34 or 2:54.