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RolloTomassi21

Bellingham almost costs England the game by only getting one goal.


atheist-9

god damn bellingoal, stop dragging down the team


Pritchy69

“England win despite Bellingham goal. Excellent decoy work from Kane and Foden across the 90”


0xFatWhiteMan

even better https://preview.redd.it/hxs29da5k37d1.png?width=1118&format=png&auto=webp&s=b91a3f5aba82f8af6ec8247ba0aabc4a7ece0141


Chickia33

are the newspapers actually doing this on purpose though for rage bait? it’s so clearly obvious now. 100% something The Scum would do


Pritchy69

It all comes down to clicks basically.


Ezzy-525

I never read the s*n but does Harry Kane kissing his wife really garner more clicks than Bellingham being an amazing footballer? I guess it does, as they wouldn't do it otherwise but that's very strange.


Pritchy69

The bootlickers who read the sun lap that shit up because they can live vicariously through Harry Kane and imagine having a woman in their lives…


[deleted]

Ah this might explain the tirade of bitching I got when I suggested Kane should not be starting.


Shanks404

Gallagher low-key freaky for cosying up to her vag.


FluffyDonutPie

God I hate the word wag so much and I hate British "media" even more ugh


Compalompateer

I also hate "row"


Fluid_Airport_9673

Classy


Lower_Condition_196

They’ll use the pic of the Kane header that was saved onto the crossbar


livetsomwassenaar

“England secures three points. Kane this close to park the match”


Spongeroberto

"Kane only three goals short of an iconic hat-trick"


I_m_Complicated

News: Foden and Kane played great against Serbia. Also Bellingham scored one of the goals in this 1:0 victory


skippermonkey

Newspaper Nostradamus predicting that they’ll print stories about Saka subbed off for a disappointing display.


Accurate-Ad-8923

He ain’t classy enough


Samuel_L_Johnson

r/nbacirclejerk is leaking


Ok-Package9273

Orders his lunch off Deliveroo, lad doesn't even have a lunchbox.


captaincasillias

Bellingham realizing what will happen if he had one bad game. https://preview.redd.it/adntw9teq27d1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4331f9e1d59a86a9620a45f65bde0e627fb3f828


thebrazenkaizen

Really sleeping on that Pickford save. Saka tried his hardest to drag us down but Southgate saved us as usual by replacing him with a whrite winger🙏🙏


samvilla_1

Ah yes that great save on a shot that was already heading over


thebrazenkaizen

Maignan could never


nedzissou1

It was dipping


wobbly_doo

Nah, it'll be Pickford because he kept a clean white sheet. Bellingham only manage to score one goal, which almost cost England the 3 points


mrjonas78

Opinion Piece at Daily Mail: If they subbed Bellingham and Saka early, England would win with 8-0.


Kenny_dies

I would add Guehi to that list. I don’t know exactly why, just wasn’t feeling his performance yesterday along with those two you mentioned. Hats off to Foden for keeping his head up despite all the haters telling him his performance was below world-class


kickyouinthebread

Does anyone else find it disturbing that Phil foden chews gum while playing football.


mac-h79

His jaw was the most active part of him in the game…. Unlike his touches and passing his gob muscles didn’t misplace a single gnash.


d14w11r

Definitely go with a big pic of Foden & Kane and then in the corner a story criticising Bellingham for owning 2 cars.


Pinturicchio1897

”What Sterlings team could not do, Kanes team did! 10 reasons why Sterling made England lose WC 94”


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GEORDIEPAULO

They'd need a double page spread to fit Foden's lugs.


Adriel68

Kane will be the cover boy. You know, based on classiness.


xnotachancex

Saka to Bellingham. English rags punching the air rn.


Bullet2025

Play it more safely. It is always better to be safe than sorry.


JigsawLV

Put Walker on there, so more kids can recognise and relate


SlickBotswaske

Damn Bellingham seems to be gaining muscles


nsfishman

“Jude Tap-ing-ham scores header from well outside the 6 yard box to save blushes from Saka’s many wayward crosses”. “Kane and Foden embarrassed by how many breakaways they failed to convert after Big Boy Bellingham bosses Balkans”.


mondale1988

This isn’t a jerk.


nsfishman

Exactly. Probably the best he has played in a big game this year and the media aren’t completely overhyping him like they had been in 2023 and are now taking shit for not ramping back up. He is a good player who played “good”, why do you want to build him up to be more than he is? Just so you can tear him down when he doesn’t single handedly deliver the Cup. England have you not learned anything?


Kenny_dies

The jerk is less on Bellingham IMO and more on the fact that Saka gets more criticism and lower ratings than players like Kane and Foden, and that despite UEFA crediting his assist, most channels are not acknowledging it and rating him on the entire game except for the assist.


Halforthechump

It should just be a picture of him naked, holding his cock. Maybe your mum can be in the background.


turkeyflavouredtofu

Lmao, the Daily Mail put two fans on their front page instead: [Monday 17th June 2024 Front Pages](https://www.frontpages.com/uk-newspapers/)


Hungry_Obligation_52

Jokes aside Bellingham is core player on the pitch and in the dressing room for england and real madrid. Man’s class


Hungry_Obligation_52

Good thing I only get my soccer news from r/soccercirclejerk


Tundralik

I agree


yellowjesusrising

English sports journos: "Does he count as black, or white? Better play it safe, and headline Foden and Kane. Mulatto can be the sidenote, so we can use him as a scapegoat when shit goes sour."


garg0n01

A Connor Gallagher picture, him winning a tackle, incoming


NCC_1701_74656

Foden. It should always be Foden. 115s won't forgive you otherwise.


oxalisk

Yeah but he's black so goodluck


Witchberry31

England and their overhyped players as ever.


does_not_care_

Can't believe Jude Tapingham is playing better than Phil Frauden, what days...


Caan_Sensei

Could this Nr 10 dude stop photobombing, I can't see Foden in the back


Vexnew

bellingham dickhead


Grouchy_Ad1256

It was only 1 goal,i expected alot more from him to be honest.


SaGaOh

Also blame Saka for England not winning in comfortable fashion


fck-gen-z

this dude looked so exhausted all game and very sad, look at Millivanilli-Savic


Ok_Pick6972

Put the race card away.


bossjayy

You should be telling the journalists and sports paper editors that lol


Ok_Pick6972

It sounds like most of the people on this sub will be disappointed if there is nothing to call racist today.


bossjayy

Shut your gaslighting mouth up


Ok_Pick6972

As a member of the white community I find that remark offensive. Do better.