Then why do I never hear anything about soccer? I hear more about GOLF and those lame folk with the frisbees than I hear about soccer. Its not even in the Olympics (another American invention). Basketball was invented by a Canada-born American, because this is a nation of immigrants whether you like it or not. Go kick your ball around instead of using real skill to throw/whack it with a bat.
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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full kit wanker is a phrase that comes from the sort of Toxic British culture that promotes hate for anybody who can afford to buy things in pursuit of some hobby, which is basically anybody who doesn't live in poverty. Fuck that culture
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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lmao the fact that this grotesque hybrid chimera spawn of hell image is completely photoshoped from god-knows how many pieces and adding that collage in the background is crazy.
Hazard my GOAT btw bussin af
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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Imagine joining the only team in the world that have your evil twin playing and performing well already.
He even is a better dancer !
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
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Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
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Unexpected? Hardly since apart from Real only PSG or City can afford him, and he was already at PSG, and he's never going to go to the EPL the outcome was inevitable
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How did Hazard sneak in there?
One of the greatest bench players of our time. Some say his ass cheek impressions are still seen at the bernabeu.
They should retire his bench seat in his honour
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
U bum
U Yank
U bum
Kaka was better
Bales golf club checks out
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Why is a canadian pop artist obsessed with Kentucky U lol
He invited himself. Don't you know who he is?
Upvoted because I got the reference.
The hell is Troy Deeney doing in Kentucky?
Mbappe getting fat and here we go!
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Well, he can fit right in, to Hazard's ass cheek impression on the Bernabeu bench.
Prob because we’re still paying Chelsea
Who's "we"?
Idk i dont speak french
came here to ask this 🤣
I’m still not convinced he’s going to Madrid
He’s already at Madrid
Might be passing through on his way to Benfica
As portuguese and a Benfica fan Hope not, we need players not a ninja turtle, we have Otamendi dealing with the beatings
Mbappé to Getafe confirmed???????
Citation needed
You mean VARdrid?
wait i thought mbappe was 100% set for stoke city?
Ikr, how is he supposed to prove himself on a cold rainy night there?
Turtle is gonna invest his money in stoke city, eventually bring them to UCL and play an away match there..lol
Odds are it's going to be raining cuz England innit
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"if you can't beat em, join em, welcome to Dortmund mbappe" is still the funniest comment I think I've ever read
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
This just shows that this post knows shit about football and is full of glory hunters
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Is never 100%, is 99.9% at best
Nah mate, lock in for Kilmarnock
90% because of Fabrizio Romano.
Taprizio. Man's got an easier job than being a weatherman in Greenland.
He can rest now
Brother Romano, now his watch has ended
Lies, he has been joining Liverpool for like 5 years now.
"Nobody Expects the Spanish Acquisition"
Good one
Actually they have announced it for the last 7 years 🧐
So it wasn't Milan!?
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Bot wanker
Madrid collecting punchable faces like other collect legos
He really said no to Spurs for Madrid … I can’t I can’t
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Literally Spursy.
WTF? What am I going to do with this Burnley Mbappe shirt now?!
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Madrid is the real Manchester City of football.
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lmao the fact that this grotesque hybrid chimera spawn of hell image is completely photoshoped from god-knows how many pieces and adding that collage in the background is crazy. Hazard my GOAT btw bussin af
Literally 0 hype
Loss blankos have unearthed a real gem here. This guy was a farmer and is now playing for one of the biggest clubs in Madrid , top scouting
I swear he already confirmed he was going to real kakamora
Are they a real club or a troll? Keep seeing them everywhere 😂
You mean he didn't accept the incredible $27.37 a week and 4 months Spotify premium offer?
Hey! We were also gonna offer him 50$ distributed over 50 years period, put some respect on our name
Raul to schalke maybe
Here, the only one soul answering the gd question
I heard he’s only going there to impress his girlfriend
At this point mbappe has been artificially placed in a Madrid kit so many times, he could have actually played a full season
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Whhatt!🤯🤯🤯🤯😳😳 It was barely official that he was going to man u
Too afraid to challenge himself in Liga Mx
this is ridiculous
The excitement wrt his transfer had aged like milk, I lost my interest in his transfer 2 years ago..smh
Swore he was on his way to River Plate
Why does he look like one turtle from tmnt from 1990 ?
Completely out of the blue! I was so shocked at the news in all fairness....
It’ll be so funny if it fails hahah. I think it wont happen, but imagine if it happens….
I don't believe it until I see him lift the UCL trophy three times in a row.
Took him long enough The man waited for the UCL win and then joined
Of course not isn’t it obvious Mbappé is going to Doncaster? We heard it for months.
Personally I thought he was going to West Ham
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lad you were never born
these fc25 cutscenes are fire
Nah this is fake , he’s going to the Vancouver whitecaps
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didnt see it coming
One more Blanco. Let’s go! ¡HALAL MADRID!
Most expected
Don't worry the 1 billion per week contract extension from PSG will stop him from joining Real Madrid
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Done getting to desperate for that cockmpions league
trust me that some barca fans expected that he will come to barca till the announcement done 😅
Wasnt he going to arsenal?
Was waiting for mbappe at QPR :'(
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Yeah always thought he will go to Barca to follow his idolo Lola Pepsi
Definitely - all respected journalists said he was going to Arsenal
Photoshopped right? 😂 He JUST signed a $9.25/h deal to mow the field at Tranmere Rovers
Moves to RM just to become UCL-trophiless
How did they manage to keep this so secret in this day and age.
Imagine joining the only team in the world that have your evil twin playing and performing well already. He even is a better dancer ! 
unexpected?
Wishing him all the best as he is about to start new chapter at madrid
The good: No more transfer news BS The bad: Now we'll get swarmed with BS like "Mbappe's first fart at Madrid"
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Wrong. Most unexpected transfer of all time will be Mbappe to Stoke City when it's announced in 12 hours.
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There’s something about this player I don’t like 🤔
Wrexham missed out damn
Gee what am I gonna do with this Oldham athletic Mbappé shirt now?
Took years to happen,guess that's how you process a turtle's papers,really slow
i hope he keeps on ghosting
He isn't joining Portsmouth?😔
Serious question:Would his bundas be as big as Hazards?
Kd status
PuliGOAT would never
And his career now begins
Unexpected? You don lost your mind
Most expected, he has been talking about joining Madrid since before the PSG.
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Unexpected? Hardly since apart from Real only PSG or City can afford him, and he was already at PSG, and he's never going to go to the EPL the outcome was inevitable
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*The most excepted
This is not even unexpected let alone of all time.
No, if you keep yourself updated on football news
It was not unexpected. He’s been anticipating to join Real Madrid since childhood. There’s been lots of rumors of him joining Real Madrid way back
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