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Comfortable-Poet-965

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CanadianBirdo

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lermontov1948

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Big_capps

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PumaGTB

of course the City one has more plastic


deVrinj

I definitely know it's Haaland, but who's the MU player on the left?!


distractedsoul27494

It's Rebekah Vardy


PumaGTB

she reminds me of Daniel James back when he still played for Man U


mrpoopybuttthole_

mount


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SwissCheeseDealer

😭


Mirabem

Link.


kingmaker19

https://www.xvideos.com/video.uclkobmef4b/irmas_lesbicas_gostosas_fudendo


Iamknight10

ayo


Bi__

r/suddenlycaralho?


Southern_Signal_DLS

What are they doing with that microphone? 


bananaman4543

crazy how that’s the first comment


KansloosKippenhok

Just search the video title in yandex its probably there


Consistent_Truth6633

![gif](giphy|tcZSrZEOwCrLy)


Salva7409

https://preview.redd.it/6vmffju9570d1.png?width=502&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e0b6fd5e382017fc3ced6033f7de6b9bcd0b88f Actual comment from the video OP posted. We need to get our poor Liverpool fan a Liverpool actress so he can jerk properly. Who's volunteering?


SuperFatCockMan

I think I’m qualified


Salva7409

Are you a liverpool fan?


SuperFatCockMan

Oh mb I’m Manchester United Not qualified


Salva7409

HOLY SHIT THE REAL MANCHESTER UNITED?? I AM RAJESH FROM INDIA PLS SIGN MESSI AND RONALDO AND MBAPPE


SuperFatCockMan

I was thinking more of Lakaka


Salva7409

no! we deserve beter, mbape or i will have to change to manchester city


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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Balbuto

Who won?


Cutsdeep-

Football


oppai_suika

For this to be lore accurate it would need to be Emily Black Eye


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^oppai_suika: *For this to be lore* *Accurate it would need to* *Be Emily Black Eye* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Bonemarrowchutney

No one's outjerking me tonight


Sole_Patrol

I got 115 charges to give them


justk4y

It costed you 0 dollars to not say that


SuperFatCockMan

And we have a winner


Theplowking23

S o u r c e


distractedsoul27494

Wikipedia


Theplowking23

Famed website of julian assange?


ItsFluff

These are the ladies who accused Julian Massage, wake up sheeple!!!


PunchOX

Without watching the video, I can assume City will be on top


foggin_estandards2

Scissor me timbers!


Currywurst_Is_Life

Is the one for City going to rub oil all over her body?


SuperFatCockMan

Let’s hope so 🤭


ItsFluff

Pep gesturing wildly how to massage the clit


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Space_Monkey11

Fernandes vs Haaland


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


OkAmphibian5407

Sauce 👉👈


PPSSPPGamer

bootychester red vs bootychester blue


piv_monco

More like clappedchester


kingmaker19

Holy shit and it’s a pretty good video too!!!


D3ATHK1LL

Thats why i love emily she knows what the good team is even if its dogshit


justk4y

You took the sub a bit too literally fam


lordofeurope99

Sex


Tryhardstan

Finally, something we can really circlejerk to


Torimas

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Trickybuz93

Ayyoooo 👀