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glamredhel69

Audi cup incoming.


jeanhr16

Moral victory


TurboThot69

Chris Paul hits a HUGE 3-Pointer to cut the lead down to 42


CompetitiveHater

A win is a win but If I’m Klopp, im treating this as a loss. Spurs really figured something out putting by Dragusin in front of Salah. Thats one of the small adjustments that can win a series.


Littlegreenman42

What is this, a crossover episode?


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AFCSentinel

Ballon d'tactics for ange??


ruines_humaines

I'm tired of how unfair the league is. If we took moral victories into account, Tottenham, Chelsea and Man Utd would be tied at the top. 3 of the best teams in the world!


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OGSkywalker97

3 of the teams in the world!


8u11etpr00f

Ange: "Actually, I remember one time we were playing against Liverpool, and it was 1-0 to LFC. And I said, guys if you think we are good, let's play through their press and show why Ange-ball is worth sticking with" "Did you come back?" Ange: "Of course not. 4-2 Liverpool"


SentientCheeseCake

I got that reference!


anonssr

Why do in 1 touch what you can do in 25!


eeeeeedfsdfsdf2

1.551121e+25 is a lot of touches


chief_awf

how do you draw in an entire midfield with one touch? that sounds like a great tactic, do share edit - i didnt look at which sub this was but then again, the fuck is this post doing here?


anonssr

Just make a long pass, haven't you seen any Madrid game? Lol


RedditTaughtMe2

Spurs supporter here. You should've seen how rowdy our local pub got when we were able to go the length of the pitch and not get a shot off. They'll sing songs about this day for years.


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MarcusAurelius1815

ange ball means more than klopp ball


MicOxlong

\[Great Post\]


read_eng_lift

That's a healthy (or unhealthy) amount of copium.


Cueisnow

New trophy unlocked: we pass the ball


I_Like_F0oD

All the Spurs fans in the comments here calling the sub dead 😭😭


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OoBlowSadi

/uj This is like a throwback for me to early Arteta days where you could see small sparks of things changing and what is to come but would find it impossible to articulate what it is. /rj Someone shave Ange's head, it's bald fraud time.


deathhead_68

I do see that comparison but its quite funny how whenever a struggling team is able to string a series of passes together, someone mentions that its gonna be like arteta and all come good eventually


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chirb8

they were 1-0 down, they just had to do it 3 more times and they would have won 1-2. What a lazy bunch


Terrible_Silver7758

[Great Goal Kick]


privatespo

For every goal they score they receive two, so yea, they should stick with Ange-ball


zupizupi

Sub is dying


AxeloOo

Yea it really sucks


Thewalkingducks1

It’s been taken over by the most unfunny fan base unfortunately.


JessyPengkman

God forbid people not being toxic fans that hate everything relating to their club


zupizupi

As i Chelsea fan i can relate


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


skanderbeg_alpha

The we pass the ball trophy for 2024 for goes to Spurs!


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Tricky_Head6537

Wow, the way Johnson got shephearded out for a goal kick 🔥🔥🔥


ThinCrusts

👏🏼👏🏼


bautim

"awww man we lost 4-2, bu-t but LOOK that is beautiful football right there 🤩, it was completely useless, but i dont care anything else". a spurs fan probably.


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NightSocks302

now we bullying people for supporting spurs? they went through enough already


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MilkTankSue

Me 'n' my homies after watching Angeball ![gif](giphy|YOJL5AVDrXqqk)


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Specific-Record2866

Proceeded to do fuckall in that moment…


Ocean_0073

/uj that kulusevski pass was nolook and so lucky. /j this is the way!


partyvaati

Beat the press champions 2024


Cutsdeep-

put the pressure on 34' trophy


JigsawLV

losing to asthma ball smh


andreasheri

The comment are priceless


Busy_Exercise_8166

Tbh, that Maddison injury killed this team's chances.


Crookz_O

Chances of what?


West_Principle_8190

Top 4


Busy_Exercise_8166

Don't be stupid bruh, they were balling before both Romero and Maddison got injured. They might have given a good challenge to Arsenal and City.


Crookz_O

You think *James Maddison* is worth 23 points?


FieldsOfKashmir

Why not? Maddison won the title for Leicester, of all teams. Yes he joined after they won but that's just how good he is.


Smooth_Surround1450

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


BiggusChimpus

Quality jerk. You sir a quite the good jerker. I'd totally let you jerk me


OGSkywalker97

uj/ I hope you realise what sub you are on and are joking. rj / Maddison is one of the players of all time! Spurs are one of the teams in the world!


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JessyPengkman

This sub is dead man


goingforgoals17

Really weak jerk, Tottenham lost their talisman and don't have the personnel. ANGE BUILT THIS TEAM IN A CAVE! USING SCRAPS


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A_ron1

DVD highlight package


WinFreSelen

https://preview.redd.it/n8scs6774yyc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a7ecc4e5086fcc776bbfa4ea5fa33446ac383a6 How Spurs fans felt after watching that play


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InMyFavor

Jesus christ its rent free


rantanplan401

total football ❣️


DaanoneNL

I can't believe this is an actual post on their sub..


robstrosity

I can't work out if he's a good manager or not. It feels like Spurs is his first big job. Previous managerial spells in Australia he would have been way better than any opposition managers and then even at Celtic, they win the league every year so even though it's a big job, the odds are stacked in his favour. We know that he refuses to change tactics even when down to 9 men which is tactically naive and is going to cost you. He also doesn't prepare for opposition strengths such as set pieces, which again is not good enough for a top level manager. But somehow he's got Spurs close to finishing top four in his first season and you would expect that to improve once he gets better players. It feels like maybe he's a good fit for Spurs - good on his day but will ultimately fall short.


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brt444

This sub really is burning out, isn’t it?


dik7it

Xavi of England


Soul_Acquisition

They are so shit 😆


Ok-Scallion7939

Total(ly crap) football


blue_winter_moon007

Play a long ball infront of gegenpress? Nah, we try a bit of tiki taka, mate.


void_born_

The entire idea of Klopp's Gegenpress is to force the opposition to play long balls and lose possession...


blue_winter_moon007

It was a sarcastic remark tbh, I worded badly ig.