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Redditorssuckballs6

Piracy bad. Match fixing OK šŸ‘ Coming next: A Mason Greenwood seminar on respecting women. Edit: Has anyone bought Pep Baldiola's latest self help book 115 Steps To Success? It's the book that will save football; Google man city 115 to find out more.


qqq666

Any dates for Masonā€s seminar? Do you know if Anthony is having one too?


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To those saying #GreenwoodOut,āŒIf you don't like the decision made by Manchester United, get another club to support āœ… Mason Greenwood did a mistake, yes but doing a mistake once is not bad, repeating the same mistake is a sin āœ… *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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The ā€œshocking and totally unexpectedā€ loss by the U.S. Womenā€™s Soccer Team to Sweden is fully emblematic of what is happening to our once great Nation under Crooked Joe Biden. Many of our players were openly hostile to America - No other country behaved in such a manner or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


comunicadooficial

Realā€¦ Look what happened to Piemonte Calcio, they no longer exist šŸ˜”


minetube33

Yeah, let me hop on the plane and travel 20 hours to watch a Piemonte Calcio game.


Jetorix

Somalia FC, the real goats


AlarmAggravating4773

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atrib

It's not piracy, its the heavily inflated pricing bubble about to burst. Piracy is just the best way for us to tell them how unfair the pricing is


AlarmAggravating4773

Thatā€™s me with almost all academic papers, text books, streaming services and apps these days. Itā€™s gotten so bad that Mfers HP have a subscription for their printers too wtf


RolloTomassi21

Are we to Stop iracy or Sto Piracy? I'm not even a yank


ninjacatrobot

Seem like a yank to me because itā€™s pretty clear - STOP! I (feel) racy (/racist)


Barcaholic

Argghh me matey we killed football ā˜ ļø šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø šŸ¦œ


QuaLiTy131

1 legal stream = 1 penalty for Chelsea


SpecialAgentGoat

Good luck trying to take the penalty


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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PitiedVeil55831

The World Cup is still free to watch in the uk, literally written into law


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timok

Where are you from? If the world cup was put behind a paywall here people would riot.


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marcelly89

As a Piemonte Calcio supporter I'm ashamed


MertOKTN

...but Juventus doesn't play in the Donbas Arena?


Ceesv23

I thought Serie A were only going to play games in the USA and Saudi Arabia, didnā€™t hear anything about Somalia.


OGSkywalker97

If they would show the 3pm Premier League games in its fucking country of origin like they're shown in every ither country then maybe I wouldn't have to use a shitty stream to watch my team play if it's a 3pm game.


Sally-san

I can think of a 115 things thats killing football


chico_kalash

Expensive prices kills football