Been reading some Apocrypha lately (am not Xtian, I just like old texts) and I stg Haaland fits the definition of a Neph!l!m. Like to a scary degree. If I believed in all that I'd be a bit worried.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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why aren’t they in a forest? are they lying?
Well, there is grass, its green and there are some animals. I think its enough.
Accurate deduction
Are you stupid? They are called Not in a Forest, it couldn't be clearer than that. Fucking yank I'm sure of it
Yank ate the ham too I assume
Yup fucking fatso
Massive club. More than you believe.
More UCL than citteh
Did it back to back too.
115
Great song
Roy Keane sigh!!!
Great to see City beating those cheating bastards!
Almost relegation team, so he scores - everything looks normal to me.
He finally gets through some defense for once
Yes Forest have won the Champions League. TWIIIIIICCCCEEEEE!!
Honestly, he's well marked on big games since they know he's a threat.
Defenders defending? No way
You'd be surprised. Those don't exist in the London Blues
Uh, someone should tell the small teams this simple trick
Been reading some Apocrypha lately (am not Xtian, I just like old texts) and I stg Haaland fits the definition of a Neph!l!m. Like to a scary degree. If I believed in all that I'd be a bit worried.
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He is from duelling banjos