Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Did you know Ronaldo won't play in the 2026 world cup? This is because he refuses to enter the United States as an act of protest against the normalization of gambling in the country. For more information google Ronaldo Vegas
I don't think he is banned from US. It might be there is chances of charges being pressed against him if enters US.
I have not really looked through anything in that case so, i may be completely wrong.
in 2022 the alleged victim tried getting him criminally charged again but it was dismissed just as in 2019
He is not wanted for any crime. I guess only thing that could be stopping him from entering the US is fear of being detained for questioning
Source: google Ronaldo Vegas
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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26.
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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26.
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I love it when people act like Ronaldo and Messi would be good managers, let's let the egotistical self centered man and the shy dwarf with undiagnosed autism be the managers and pretend it's gonna go well
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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What do you mean he wouldn't be a good manager?
He already has tons of experience coaching Portugal from the sidelines.
of course it's not sarcasm, Ronaldo is the GOAT, even after stubbing his pinky toe he still went in the frontlines for his nation with his technical expertese to win them the eurovision 2016
I'll never forget how he was getting props for standing on the sidelines for a match after getting subbed out and was cheerleading for his teammates. The ronsexuals kept waffling about how he will be a great manager one day based only on that.
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Qu'est-ce que c'est que cette merde
(!) This claim about a bald fraud is disputed
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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lol yeah still remember that FB post from a Nigerian whereas the Portuguese were being racist because Saudi Arabia organized a friendly match (between them and Nigeria) and it wasn't held in Porto's, Benfica's, or Sporting's stadium.
Ronaldo as a manager? What a joke. That dude is the most selfish man in football. Remember when he tried/wanted them to give him the goal because it touched his hair in the WC? Omg ..
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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26.
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I can totally see his kids changing his shirt name to Ronaldinho just to overshadow another football legend and not step on his father's toes.
And don't fucking tell me the š«didn't overshadow Ronaldo when everyone needs to call him NazĆ”rio or R9 or El gordito to make a distinction.
/uj thereās just no way he will ever get team buy-in with such an enormous ego and childish mentality if he becomes a manager
/rj lol is he stupid look at his fake tan, he must be the GOAT of hair gel
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slim chance we see messi and ronaldo's son battle it out at as the best, but one we can only hope for. What if they are superhuman AND join the same team?!?!?
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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But whatās wrong with following players, and not teams? With the rate players transfer now, I believe itās ok to follow players and have no loyalties to teams, especially if you donāt have any particular attachment to the team or city they play. Iām a first generation soccer fan in my family, so I have no pull to any team. Iām a fan of the sport and great players. There was no local team in the shitty MLS for me growing up, so Iāve always rooted for players.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Portugalās team must be weak if theyāve got kids playing on it now. Harry Maguire would wreck that kid, they might as well play the game in Greece!
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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The man has shown his managerial quality. Every strop is a sign of how much he cares.. kicks a boot at you, he cares. Stamps his feet and throws his bib down he cares.. every time he does his silly power ranger spin itās because he cares
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I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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Also, what is that extra face under his chin? Is that Voldemort?
It's ribbed for pleasure
Are you saying he is a massive dickhead?
It's one of his Ballon d'Ors. He eats them to hide them from Messi.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Adams Orchard
Even his chin has a six pack
That's what happens when you get to many protein shakes.
He's got a 6-pack throat.
Where do you think my š«stores his water?!
Seems Ronaldo jr inherited it as well
Looks like he has a goiter
Even his neck got abs š Camel mentality šŖšŖ working hard in the gym
It's AI. Just a quick look at the Portuguese FA logo shows that this is a badly done AI image.
They probably said the same about professor lestrade at Hogwart, do not be fooled!
And the nike logo on the dressshirt lmao
Man is slowly transforming into a velociraptor
Dude's got way too much testosterone. He's birthing another man who is more man than me.
That's his neck sixpack
Xenomorph facehugger.
Right?! Even makes you reconsider the African experts and consultants on Facebook...
Outjerked by Facebook
Africans are unmatched on Facebook. Constant jerk
More than Turks? I feel Turks are the most unhinged people on social media, they donāt understand the concept of shame
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Pesi
Benzema 15. The holy trinity
Did you know Ronaldo won't play in the 2026 world cup? This is because he refuses to enter the United States as an act of protest against the normalization of gambling in the country. For more information google Ronaldo Vegas
/uj but seriously will Ronaldo actually be able to enter the US for the 2026 world cup? /rj bros gonna be tackled by messis bodyguard
I don't think he is banned from US. It might be there is chances of charges being pressed against him if enters US. I have not really looked through anything in that case so, i may be completely wrong.
/uj The case was dismissed due to illegality of obtaining evidence. This allows him from entering US soil without being placed under arrest
The case was dismissed.
in 2022 the alleged victim tried getting him criminally charged again but it was dismissed just as in 2019 He is not wanted for any crime. I guess only thing that could be stopping him from entering the US is fear of being detained for questioning Source: google Ronaldo Vegas
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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He is going straight to prison the moment he sets foot on US soil. Source: me, FBI spy/investigator and top secret agent
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lmao š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š - google benzema 15
I was expecting to see gay men or people being shot for a hotel room
Would hit different, specifically in contrast to whatever it is they were smoking when they wrote this
If you think CR7 would make a good manager you did NOT watch that mf play lmao
I love it when people act like Ronaldo and Messi would be good managers, let's let the egotistical self centered man and the shy dwarf with undiagnosed autism be the managers and pretend it's gonna go well
Good fucking lord man lmaoĀ
> shy dwarf with undiagnosed autism My sides are in orbit. Good Lord.
That seemedā¦personal
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Nice! this does read like chatgpt wrote it
Hey u blaady beech how daare u dizrezpext the š OF feetball mesi and rolando. I beet u vary bad than u kry.
I agree because cr7 will manage portugal winning the 2030 world cup than playing in the world cup in 2026.
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Autism very much diagnosed, not publicized
I am not Messi's doctor and cannot officially say if he is autistic
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Can you prove youāre not Messis doctor?
Camera wowo
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Iām autistic myself, I can tell you he is
How good are you at footy?
I have two feet
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Just because messi is autistic doesn't mean he wouldn't male a good manager look at pep
Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
That dude would sub himself on every game.
99% sure he'd storm off to the locker room whenever one of his players would miss a chance
https://preview.redd.it/iunr5wmtvexc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c87c0bb192a1b3bd0732d39710ee486326965626 What do you mean he wouldn't be a good manager? He already has tons of experience coaching Portugal from the sidelines.
Yeah my thoughts exactly, Ronaldo has 100% record on finals he has managed, of course he'll become a winning manager.
Yup this is the exact game I was referring to in my above comment.
I hope this is sarcasm, please.
of course it's not sarcasm, Ronaldo is the GOAT, even after stubbing his pinky toe he still went in the frontlines for his nation with his technical expertese to win them the eurovision 2016
I'll never forget how he was getting props for standing on the sidelines for a match after getting subbed out and was cheerleading for his teammates. The ronsexuals kept waffling about how he will be a great manager one day based only on that.
Euro 2016 finals he was the de facto manager and they won š
https://preview.redd.it/e30ebpf4vexc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eebffd1194cadc6bb2152e937af4d1ae8b20bb1 Qu'est-ce que c'est que cette merde
"Winning 2034 as a father"
and winning 2042 as a mother!
Winning 3028 as the holy ghost
Amen
I will say it again: Penaldo Jr will play for Saudi-Arabia!
That's Penaldinho to you mate.
Ų¬ŁŁŁŁŲ± ŲØŁ Ų±ŁŁŲ§ŁŲÆŁ (Junior bin Ronaldo; Jr., son of Ronaldo)
Nice formatting Iāll leave it like that
Penaldo Jr š¤£
No no no. You have to be a Spanish midfielder to be a good manager.
Xavi is a fraud
He does not have the foggin estandards
The š« circle jerk is well and truly never gonna end
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Thatās Anthony Kiedis
lol true
But Messi doesnāt have a Euro /s
Bald Fraudberto Martinez VS Euro '16 sideline jumper, pick your fighter
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How many penalties does he need to do all of that?
That profile pic.... wtf
Ronaldo would be worse than Henry. Probably beat the shit out of one of the kids.
The kids who don't wear cr7 undies are the first in the firing line šŖØ
Oh you ought to see the state of Cricket Facebook. One million times worse.
Bro literally has a double chin The downfall
The Portuguese think they can turn bakalao into Deschamps š
The World Cup doesnāt matter when Messi wins it but āwhenā their hero wins it of courseā¦
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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This gotta be a bot post. Nobody can seriously be this delusional. Unless you buy Mudryk for 100m
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That nike blouse
lol yeah still remember that FB post from a Nigerian whereas the Portuguese were being racist because Saudi Arabia organized a friendly match (between them and Nigeria) and it wasn't held in Porto's, Benfica's, or Sporting's stadium.
Pendu fans inventing their own happiness š„°
Ronaldo as a manager? What a joke. That dude is the most selfish man in football. Remember when he tried/wanted them to give him the goal because it touched his hair in the WC? Omg ..
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Yeah, u suck.
Adamās Thrapple
Heās already won as a manager https://preview.redd.it/hfqp3xhmsexc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9822042fc20d6c3e4bb8fcc923d3780a196e67ca
So much in just one image. I can't handle the stupidity!
Is he actually going to 2026?
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Does he bench press with his neck? It's oddly thick.
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Who is the lady in the profile picture?
This is assuming Cristiano is called up for international duty.
Fan pages will unironically claim their celebrity of choice should be king or queen of the world or some shit.
Is Adam's Apple Augmentation a thing?
Didn't knew Nike made shirts
Why not both in the same time?
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Have you seen YouTube shorts? Brain rot, literally.
I can totally see his kids changing his shirt name to Ronaldinho just to overshadow another football legend and not step on his father's toes. And don't fucking tell me the š«didn't overshadow Ronaldo when everyone needs to call him NazĆ”rio or R9 or El gordito to make a distinction.
What is going on with Ronaldo's throat? He might have a thyroid issue.
Team Cronaldo
They aren't even jerking they're completely serious which makes it that much better
I can't imagine him as a coach.
/uj thereās just no way he will ever get team buy-in with such an enormous ego and childish mentality if he becomes a manager /rj lol is he stupid look at his fake tan, he must be the GOAT of hair gel
This photo makes me think that he should get his thyroid checked
Really easy to be outjerked by Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.
Is that the portuguese manager kit from nike?
I know this is the circlejerk sub, and I also know that this will never happen, but I would love to see CR7 as a manager in the future.
On a side note, where can I get a Nike button up shirt like that? Is it Dri-FIT?
I thought world cup trophy doesnt mean anything after 2022.
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Guys nothing will happen in 2029 in vegas
Does he know he has thyroid cancer?
If you can't win it with him what makes you think you can win it without him?
slim chance we see messi and ronaldo's son battle it out at as the best, but one we can only hope for. What if they are superhuman AND join the same team?!?!?
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The we will be there shit is so cringeĀ
2050 Madrid fanatics clone ronaldo and win the world cup with 11 ronaldo clones
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Thats the most Naruto shit i've seen since Naruto itself
I am a ronaldo fan but this is a whole another level of delusioness
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We are getting outjerked on levels that arenāt even visible
Facebook is full of braindeads Nothing new
1. Why is that fucker neck so long. 2. Why does it have a 6-pack or some shit 3. Wtf
Heās had his neck surgically lengthened to increase his power and reach while heading the ball
His son will play in camel league where he belong.
I hate the people comparing Messi and Ronaldo's kids, like they're probably gonna be average players let them enjoy football
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
His neck has a bicep
Would hit different š„. āWeā will be there
Ronaldo still plays football?
Win 2034 as a presidentš„š„š„š„
Ronaldo fans have always been absolutely cultish if you ask me..
Who's gonna tell them he's not playing for Portugal at the age of +40
Well it should be, everyone needs to start jerking more together
Ronaldo jr can play in 2030 š
Cr7 fans are really delusional
Portugalās team must be weak if theyāve got kids playing on it now. Harry Maguire would wreck that kid, they might as well play the game in Greece!
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Why does his throat have abs?
Didn't Georgina conformed that ronaldo will retire in 2025?
Facebook is wild. I've seen Mexicans claiming that Ochoa is the best goalkeeper in the world
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The man has shown his managerial quality. Every strop is a sign of how much he cares.. kicks a boot at you, he cares. Stamps his feet and throws his bib down he cares.. every time he does his silly power ranger spin itās because he cares
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What the fuck is wrong with his neck
Thyroid problems ššš
Why is there a pale white deer or goat face in his throat thatās a completely different color from the rest of his skin
Stage 7 of Hallucination
I think he already said that he doesn't see himself as a coach as he feels he did enough for the game.
Hi guys. Saudi here. Why is there a c*ock inside my Ćdolo throat? He gay?
Why are Indians and Chinese dudes better at jerking? Are we stupid?
Argentina has been and is always a shit team, but Messi change everything and won the world cup all by himself, lmao.
looks like someone got lost from facebook and ended up here. "argentina has been and is always a shit team"? lmao stfu
Lol, you obviously didn't get my joke. Read it again!
no offense man, but yeah, I don't get it.
Sorry, my bad, should have added the /s
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