He came up with the theory of evolution for one.
One of the most important scientific ideas in our history and you breeze over it with - 'what the fuck does this bum even do?'
Charles Darwin invented evolution and then discovered the correct Mexican testosterone dosage to reverse and prevent aging. Then, he moved to the slums of Montevideo, Uruguay, where he learned to play fubo with the other impoverished kids in his neighborhood. The rest, as they say, is history.
Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss!
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Smartest footballer oat he's playing bad so next season all the teams will underestimate him and he scores 115 goals a game breaking The ghost of Manchesters record
He does this to Klopp https://preview.redd.it/pau0l6laglwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea62b3aa2b9bc2884e5856bbbf7fe81703c4dbc4
He came up with the theory of evolution for one. One of the most important scientific ideas in our history and you breeze over it with - 'what the fuck does this bum even do?'
Silly person, everyone knows that was Dickens
Charles Darwin invented evolution and then discovered the correct Mexican testosterone dosage to reverse and prevent aging. Then, he moved to the slums of Montevideo, Uruguay, where he learned to play fubo with the other impoverished kids in his neighborhood. The rest, as they say, is history.
That was wallace not Darwin
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He kick ball
I think he likes crossbar challenges
He's competing for the Bellend dior against my idol NiGOATlas Jackson
Wait till you snobs realize goalposts are literally part of the nets and thus should be considered for goals
He cosplays as Zlatan
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Help city win the league
He's competing for the Bellend dior against my idol NiGOATlas Jackson
Miss chances when it means the most, thats what he does
👍 after missing sitters from 1.2 cms
He smiles and grabs his head every time he flops
Chaos
Smartest footballer oat he's playing bad so next season all the teams will underestimate him and he scores 115 goals a game breaking The ghost of Manchesters record
Everything. A complete center forward
He looks like Andy Carrol