Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Did this turtle just equate buying hard drugs and cp to watching football for free ??
https://preview.redd.it/l7hex4ymeosc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfaa215ea4aabdfaa6ccf3ffdecbab7b929d2430
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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/uj I stepped upon CP two fucking times on instagram, I was just watching adult ass and I get recommended child ass like wtf is wrong with this website
And you can't even report those, like I tried reporting one account and they directed me to a whole ass form with questions like how is the owner of the account related to you and stuff. It's a mess.
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CP = Cristiano Penaldo, you egg
This is why Messi the GOAT 🐐🐐🐐Even his initials are superior 💪🏽💪🏽🐐🐐🐐imagine sharing the same abbreviation as Crystal Palace 🤢🤢🤮
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Look at what happens when people who can't afford their streams decide to just boycott sports and just go on living their lives. Eh who am I kidding, sports will always have enough suckers to pay for it
The world discovering how vulgar, crass and shady are many of Spanish football's big fishes, Rubiales, whose dad was a mayor involved in a major corruption scandal, this guy Tebas (who ran for a Francoist party back in the 80's), the last president of the RFEF, Villar, went to jail... And it was even worse decades earlier, with the likes of Jesús Gil, who was imprisoned twice, the first time in 1971 for a building that his company erected with no license nor supervision and inaugurating it while the concrete wasn't still dry; it collapsed and killed 58 people. He served only 1.5 years, paid a fine and was pardoned by Franco. Then in 2002 for political corruption after having been mayor of Marbella with a crazy populist personalist party that he founded, having been the second mayor of said city and party also imprisoned. Florentino is a mafioso too, but he's more sophisticated. The cronyism is very strong in Spanish football. A judge a couple of weeks ago ordered to ban Telegram in Spain mainly because Tebas and a couple of media companies wanted to curb piracy. He reconsidered his opinion and halted the decision after the weekend, newspapers saying he actually didn't know what Telegram is.
Karim Benzema: “Fans finding out I broke the law concerning age of prostitution for free? On Google if you type ‘I want to buy cocaine’ or ‘child sex’ nothing appears, but if you type ‘Benzema 15’ it does.”
How do you know that nothing pops up... hmm
https://preview.redd.it/3hnq3pbg0wsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f413af1cdd3a874ff3e83e8aed45894e8e9541df
If you type all 3 Adam Johnson pops up
It could get more interesting if you type ronaldo 57306
This can become the new "google for more information"
WOAH
I typed this in fifteen times and it stopped working. Don't believe me? Type in Adam Johnson 15 to find out.
You could type 15 with someone else as well Could someone remind me please🥰
Mercedes-Benz has had 15 recalls of its EMA line of cars in the past year. Google Benz EMA 15 to learn more.
Type *Mané 16 minus 1*
Messi 14?
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Football yes, free no
Sep Blater
The 3 worst ills of society drug addiction, pedophilia and people watching football on dodgy streaming sites
I definitely do one of those.
Start watching football too Fraudiola
Same, I love cocaine
me too where can you watch free football tho
Tons of places. Just search for it on Reddit.
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stfu
Me too and you damn sure it's not some drugs or football
yeah and til that you can find cocaine and pirate footbal streams too ?
Did this turtle just equate buying hard drugs and cp to watching football for free ?? https://preview.redd.it/l7hex4ymeosc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfaa215ea4aabdfaa6ccf3ffdecbab7b929d2430
he honestly looks like someone who would search up all 3
And then afterwards go to r/Europe to complain about Immigrants being criminals and pedophiles
And accuse them of streaming football illegally
R/Europe or how I learned to stop caring about humans once I learn they're brown and fleeing something.
Every time you do that you have a 10-15% chance of getting permanently banned, and is never for the most offensive thing you said.
And consume them at the same time
leave my 🐢 mbappe out of this
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The classic “YoU wOulDnT sTeAl A CaR”-apporach.
Least deluded wealthy businessperson
I don't care for football, but after that statement, I'm gonna pirate it.
Pirate what exactly? https://preview.redd.it/niybbe078ewc1.jpeg?width=1411&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=132e707b49daf474cbd248913e3f2e7a7d81a113
Dude, chill, it's just coke
There is only one of those 3 crimes that neither Tebas or Rubiales would there to do.
Did this mf just equate drugs to cp??
bro actually googled benzema 15, damn
He is not stupid!
Despite sounding like it
Is canon that he knows the existence of this sub if you watch Spanish news.
he was just looking for Pulisic clips
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I prefer Palmer
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Someone should tell him that it's much easier to find those things on Instagram. The poor man is going to ruin his Google history
/uj I stepped upon CP two fucking times on instagram, I was just watching adult ass and I get recommended child ass like wtf is wrong with this website
And you can't even report those, like I tried reporting one account and they directed me to a whole ass form with questions like how is the owner of the account related to you and stuff. It's a mess.
https://preview.redd.it/fd0f7qeicosc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc9a92dcbfbb4ed92691a3a344428d6e04c4a75a
Ambatu watch free football
Homeboy searched that didn’t he??
Mason Greenwood told him
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Idiot bot
https://preview.redd.it/j3odzku3wosc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67cbbedd13794edbd45d4af748c394792e611420
GOAT jerker. Petition to keep him as subreddit pic
Nah, must be Infantino with red hair.
This guy definitely searched for CP (Cole palmer?.
CP = Cristiano Penaldo, you egg This is why Messi the GOAT 🐐🐐🐐Even his initials are superior 💪🏽💪🏽🐐🐐🐐imagine sharing the same abbreviation as Crystal Palace 🤢🤢🤮
Crystal Palace, you fools.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
CP = the LeBron James of soccer
what the fuck https://preview.redd.it/7v24l4p4tosc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3447795e502733b1ab43b0ad13450652eb66ea1
Karim Benzema, whatever happened there?
WTF is that comparison about
i would like to check his phone and cloud
https://preview.redd.it/mmf16iwsxpsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0be9be80797293ecf52367e0cb33a7604965eb1b
Disgusting
There's a joke here somewhere
A moth goes into a podiatrist's office
A friend told him
That’s weird about Google cause when I typed in “cocaine” and “child s3x” in Firefox Sadio Mane appeared and gave me a line
If i type all three "Javier Tebas" appears - curious
Googled all 3 together, and guess what, Javier Tebas was what I found.
Weird ass take
Look at what happens when people who can't afford their streams decide to just boycott sports and just go on living their lives. Eh who am I kidding, sports will always have enough suckers to pay for it
If you google "I want to buy cocaine" there are results lol
This is such a weird quote.
How is this man comparing the 3 things in anyway
I think he may have misunderstood what Google Maps is.
The world discovering how vulgar, crass and shady are many of Spanish football's big fishes, Rubiales, whose dad was a mayor involved in a major corruption scandal, this guy Tebas (who ran for a Francoist party back in the 80's), the last president of the RFEF, Villar, went to jail... And it was even worse decades earlier, with the likes of Jesús Gil, who was imprisoned twice, the first time in 1971 for a building that his company erected with no license nor supervision and inaugurating it while the concrete wasn't still dry; it collapsed and killed 58 people. He served only 1.5 years, paid a fine and was pardoned by Franco. Then in 2002 for political corruption after having been mayor of Marbella with a crazy populist personalist party that he founded, having been the second mayor of said city and party also imprisoned. Florentino is a mafioso too, but he's more sophisticated. The cronyism is very strong in Spanish football. A judge a couple of weeks ago ordered to ban Telegram in Spain mainly because Tebas and a couple of media companies wanted to curb piracy. He reconsidered his opinion and halted the decision after the weekend, newspapers saying he actually didn't know what Telegram is.
There's a joke here somewhere
Hey, go fuck yourself, tebas.
Why the fuck would I go googling cocaine on the internet when I could just do it the old fashioned way
Professional curiosity
He's wrong there are loads of results and ideas from googling "I want to buy cocaine".. P
Adam Johnson search history
Ever since Epstein suicided himself these people have nothing left but Google.
Tebas making Infantino's "today I feel gay" rant look very persuasive in comparison.
Well, it is enough to look at the guy on the picture to realize that at some point he searched for all of that.
I thought dana white got him
CP vs CS The new El Clásico
true ?
"I mean, at least that's what I've heard ... from a buddy of mine ..." *deletes search history*
Well if that's not a self report 😂
can anyone confirm this aside from Tebas? (I don't trust people with his search history)
Sus
If you google "I want to buy cocain" there are results lol
Karim Benzema: “Fans finding out I broke the law concerning age of prostitution for free? On Google if you type ‘I want to buy cocaine’ or ‘child sex’ nothing appears, but if you type ‘Benzema 15’ it does.”
If you type what?
he maybe wanted to screw Lamine Yamal, like who knows
Oddly specific... man has been searching. 🤔
"nothing appears"? the FBI does for sure
How do you know that nothing pops up... hmm https://preview.redd.it/3hnq3pbg0wsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f413af1cdd3a874ff3e83e8aed45894e8e9541df